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R.I.P. Barrett Strong
(February 5, 1941 - January 28, 2023)

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band
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8:16a, 1/31/23

berkeley grad#
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8:31a, 1/31/23
those surprised by "5 star" brock huard transferring to cal poly is yet another example of casual fans not fully understanding that football rankings are compiled by non qualified amateurs that have never seen in person 90%+ of the players that they rate that seldom play against each other for meaningful comparisons...it's not like basketball rankings where the top prospects play each other every summer during the aau tournament circuit with the ratings services in attendance

the one exception to the football rankings are for special teams specialists that compete against one another multiple times during the year with former nfl st players assisting with the rankings & metrics (such as punting hang time, field goals made from 40+ yards, etc.) as part of the evaluation process

how important is longsnapping in the national football league?

21 longsnappers got 2022 salaries $1,000,000+
https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/11/16/inside-economics-evolution-politics-of-long-snappers-daily-cover

do u wanna know which california golden bear currently in the program is the one most likely to play 10+ years in the national football league & make the all pro game multiple times?

that would be 4.0 gpa longsnapper david bird who is considered a generational talent

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how did max homa celebrate his pga tournament victory after driving (no private plane), not even a commercial flight on southwest home from san diego to scottsdale with his caddie/best friend (they live down the street from each other) joe greiner on monday?

the berkeley grad won the $400 1st place skins game prize at the city of phoenix's municipal papago golf course


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked PUBLIC (inclusive) university in the world
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I thought the fact that they drove is odd. Did Lacey and Cam fly? San Diego to Scottsdale is a haul. Presume they stopped for a good meal in Palm Springs or thereabouts.
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In reply to Jeff82 • 1:55p, 1/31/23
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I thought the fact that they drove is odd. Did Lacey and Cam fly? San Diego to Scottsdale is a haul. Presume they stopped for a good meal in Palm Springs or thereabouts.


Much easier to drive with an infant/newborn than fly. He might be going private from now on…
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2:36p, 1/31/23
https://www.ocregister.com/2023/01/31/breaking-news-cal-fires-teri-mckeever/

McKeever fired
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In reply to eastcoastcal • 2:42p, 1/31/23
eastcoastcal said:
https://www.ocregister.com/2023/01/31/breaking-news-cal-fires-teri-mckeever/

McKeever fired


Dominos!!! Now can Knowlton for enabling and protecting that bully.
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In reply to eastcoastcal • 2:52p, 1/31/23
It's about freaking time!
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In reply to Jeff82 • 2:55p, 1/31/23
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I thought the fact that they drove is odd. Did Lacey and Cam fly? San Diego to Scottsdale is a haul. Presume they stopped for a good meal in Palm Springs or thereabouts.

jeff (will send you a pm with some additional details), walking all 18 holes with max's dad john homa (now divorced from max's moms) last thursday the family couldn't afford a country club so max grew up (except for a brief membership at valencia country club) playing the local public courses with his neighborhood friends including zz top lookalike caddie joe greiner

so that's why those late night car drives (they left san diego on the 6 hour journey after 8:00 pm with the trophy in the back seat) are special times to talk about dreams & life's mysterious paths (it's not cuz there are any open restaurants in the palm desert)...that's captured in the video above which is produced by max's close friend musician just mike

and i totally get that, the monster loves late nite topless (plus the roof down) car drives with the music blaring which heading toward a future we can never really see

yeah max talks about one of the coolest (happiest) moments of his life wuz just sitting in a completely empty riviera parking lot after everybody cleared out after his epic playoff victory at the la open, just him & joe soaking in the evening together while reminiscing about their childhood dreams as hood rats when attending the la open & realizing how far they've come together

r dreams in life r not for sale (late nite roadtrip, let's talk)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:02p, 1/31/23
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JB was a Chieftain said:
What is the 7 step plan when you are named AD shocky? I want to know how Cal can be saved


jb, the following 7 step plan will be completed by future athletic director andrew mcgraw during his first 30 days in office after jk is walked to his car:

1) burn all of the con artist's hockey photos/signed trading cards and fake architectural renderings of his proposed $125,000,000+ quidditch facility in the dumpster behind haas

2) cut the following men's sports thereby creating the necessary male athlete count reductions to facilitate a comparable number (135 slots) of female reductions in compliance with title ix to rightsize knowlton's current empire of 30+ teams that are financially unsustainable:

men's rugby (58 roster slots): advise bully jack clark the rugby program will move forward as a club sport

baseball (36 roster slots): advise stu gordon why this needs to happen for the overall health of the athletic department & then repurpose evans diamond for greater university needs including expansion of rsf to ensure that the athletic needs of ALL berkeley students are met

soccer (28 roster slots): nobody gives a **** about this team

cross country (13 roster slots): currently an all white team that consistently loses to bay area division 3 schools, mark fox level of ineptitude

evaluate the termination of both track teams & the impact upon black student athletes gaining admissions opportunities to berkeley and the repurposing of edwards stadium

plz note that all affected student athletes will have their schollys honored thru graduation

3) terminate mark fox & advise doug goldman & the haas family that joe pasternak (who will hire theo robertson & richard midgely as assistant coaches along with an under 25 young black coach with major upside & lou richie as an academic/life analyst and andrew payne as the director of basketball operations) will be the next head coach and ask for their support in funding a much scaled back significantly less expensive men's & women's basketball only facility (bishop o'dowd just built a similar facility for $40,000,000) and also nil support for bears basketball players

4) terminate the employment of the following worthless bureaucrats:

teri mckeever: evil as **** she's gonna sue berkeley no matter what anyways

jennifer simon-o'neil: mckeever's enabler, runs the department's unsuccessful women's programs such as volleyball, basketball, field hockey, cross country, golf, etc.

tom lowry: hired from the air force with an anti football bias

markeisha everrett: completely unqualified having never worked on the west coast or sold football/basketball tixs, abject failure to rightsize the 11 person communications dept to 2-3 staffers

5) set up advisory committees for football (shane vareen, jared goff, beastmode, cam jordan, etc.) & men's basketball (shareef abdur rahim, jason kidd, jaylen brown, lamond murray, etc.) to ensure both revenue producing teams receive the necessary funding for program excellence

6) make all football & men's basketball tickets free for students & gift them the best seats in the haas to ensure a future season tixs & major whale donor pipeline

7) appoint shocky as the recruiting/nutrition/movement director for the dance/cheer teams to ensure a solid team of curvy brunette yoga females with high gpas & tight azzs

https://instagr.am/p/B8FaO5vHD-f
the bears are off to the races (in cipriani's basement)#
eastcoastie, thx for sharing, this is fantastic news of the long overdue mckeever termination

there is still a lotta work to do in berkeley & literally nobody these days trusts the con artist to do the right thing
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3:06p, 1/31/23

pwo wide receiver prospect & the monster's distant relative is off the board to cal poly, congrats schultzy
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3:41p, 1/31/23

the march 11th start date for spring ball works well with keeping 100% focus on the critical recruiting junior day for 2024 on saturday march 3rd at memorial stadium which will include the nation's #2 ranked punter kaynon floyd from horizon high school in phoenix
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:26p, 1/31/23
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
JB was a Chieftain said:
What is the 7 step plan when you are named AD shocky? I want to know how Cal can be saved


jb, the following 7 step plan will be completed by future athletic director andrew mcgraw during his first 30 days in office after jk is walked to his car:

1) burn all of the con artist's hockey photos/signed trading cards and fake architectural renderings of his proposed $125,000,000+ quidditch facility in the dumpster behind haas

2) cut the following men's sports thereby creating the necessary male athlete count reductions to facilitate a comparable number (135 slots) of female reductions in compliance with title ix to rightsize knowlton's current empire of 30+ teams that are financially unsustainable:

men's rugby (58 roster slots): advise bully jack clark the rugby program will move forward as a club sport

baseball (36 roster slots): advise stu gordon why this needs to happen for the overall health of the athletic department & then repurpose evans diamond for greater university needs including expansion of rsf to ensure that the athletic needs of ALL berkeley students are met

soccer (28 roster slots): nobody gives a **** about this team

cross country (13 roster slots): currently an all white team that consistently loses to bay area division 3 schools, mark fox level of ineptitude

evaluate the termination of both track teams & the impact upon black student athletes gaining admissions opportunities to berkeley and the repurposing of edwards stadium

plz note that all affected student athletes will have their schollys honored thru graduation

3) terminate mark fox & advise doug goldman & the haas family that joe pasternak (who will hire theo robertson & richard midgely as assistant coaches along with an under 25 young black coach with major upside & lou richie as an academic/life analyst and andrew payne as the director of basketball operations) will be the next head coach and ask for their support in funding a much scaled back significantly less expensive men's & women's basketball only facility (bishop o'dowd just built a similar facility for $40,000,000) and also nil support for bears basketball players

4) terminate the employment of the following worthless bureaucrats:

teri mckeever: evil as **** she's gonna sue berkeley no matter what anyways

jennifer simon-o'neil: mckeever's enabler, runs the department's unsuccessful women's programs such as volleyball, basketball, field hockey, cross country, etc.

tom lowry: hired from the air force with an anti football bias

markeisha everrett: completely unqualified having never worked on the west coast or sold football/basketball tixs, abject failure to rightsize the 11 person communications dept to 2-3 staffers

5) set up advisory committees for football (shane vareen, jared goff, beastmode, cam jordan, etc.) & men's basketball (shareef abdur rahim, jason kidd, jaylen brown, lamond murray, etc.) to ensure both revenue producing teams receive the necessary funding for program excellence

6) make all football & men's basketball tickets free for students & gift them the best seats in the haas to ensure a future season tixs & major whale donor pipeline

7) appoint shocky as the recruiting/nutrition/movement director for the dance/cheer teams to ensure a solid team of curvy brunette yoga females with high gpas & tight azzs

https://instagr.am/p/B8FaO5vHD-f
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eastcoastie, thx for sharing, this is fantastic news of the long overdue mckeever termination

there is still a lotta work to do in berkeley & literally nobody these days trusts the con artist to do the right thing

Wait, Bishop O'Dowd high school just spent 40 million dollars on a sports practice facility? Heck, even if it's a practice/performance facility, 40 million dollars?!?
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4:36p, 1/31/23


https://news.scorebooklive.com/california/2022/11/16/bishop-odowd-introduces-new-40-million-basketball-faculty-with-thanksgiving-showcase

big c, my brah lou richie (berkeley grad) is not a dumb azz like the con artist, he gets stuff done

art of the con: walking around showing donors architectural plans for a $125,000,000+ quidditch facility that's never gonna get built & then asking them if they wanna give him money to buy out the head coach's contract that he unilaterally extended from 2024 to 2025
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7:09p, 1/31/23

a strong start to the fall season finishing 3rd in tuscon only behind nationally ranked winner #11 texas a&m & host #22 arizona, top 30 teams in the nation make the 6 five team sectionals on the road to the ncca championship at greyhawk

bears went lights out in the 2nd round led by a 4 under par 68 by aaron du and 3 under par 69s by jeewon park & sampson zheng...putters not as en fuego during the final round with the best round turned in by true freshmen nathan "crazy socks" wang with a 6 birdie 4 under par 68

this team gotta keep improving to make the 2023 ncca tournament...and then in 2024 the #1 ranked class in the nation arrives with #1 ranked eric lee

yeah the bears gotta be tree proof in their course management, no more doubles & worse...next stop is hawaii in 2 weeks


don't be a dumb azz (bumping the ball is for losers)#
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8:24p, 1/31/23
teri mckeever enabler & overseer of cal's empire of failing women's sports programs (basketball, volleyball, cross country, field hockey, golf etc.) jennifer simon-o'neil should be walked to her car next but that's not gonna happen with the con artist

only in berkeley would an outside independent legal counsel conduct an exhaustive report re: the swimming abuse allegations that accentuates in the report they were NOT ASKED to determine the knowledge of the cal athletic department (basically knowlton & simon o'neil) re: mckeever's wrongdoing

so another exhaustive report is gonna be necessary to evaluate that aspect & meanwhile the con artist will continue to collect his $1,300,000+ salary that is financed in large part by donations to the athletic department & the chancellor's discretionary fund

why is knowlton the only athletic director in the united states that hasn't tweeted in the last 18 months?

looking forward to the bearinsider full access uncensored interview with james arthur knowlton

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originally scheduled for 3:00 pm mst, now 8:00 am mst
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live from houston (countdown watch)#
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9:26p, 1/31/23
I was just watching highlights of hole in ones at tpc scottsdale. I hope someone sinks one on the 16th this year, the crowd is electric. Any plans to go Shocky? Will Max/Collin play?
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In reply to Big C • 9:40p, 1/31/23
Big C said:
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
JB was a Chieftain said:
What is the 7 step plan when you are named AD shocky? I want to know how Cal can be saved


jb, the following 7 step plan will be completed by future athletic director andrew mcgraw during his first 30 days in office after jk is walked to his car:

1) burn all of the con artist's hockey photos/signed trading cards and fake architectural renderings of his proposed $125,000,000+ quidditch facility in the dumpster behind haas

2) cut the following men's sports thereby creating the necessary male athlete count reductions to facilitate a comparable number (135 slots) of female reductions in compliance with title ix to rightsize knowlton's current empire of 30+ teams that are financially unsustainable:

men's rugby (58 roster slots): advise bully jack clark the rugby program will move forward as a club sport

baseball (36 roster slots): advise stu gordon why this needs to happen for the overall health of the athletic department & then repurpose evans diamond for greater university needs including expansion of rsf to ensure that the athletic needs of ALL berkeley students are met

soccer (28 roster slots): nobody gives a **** about this team

cross country (13 roster slots): currently an all white team that consistently loses to bay area division 3 schools, mark fox level of ineptitude

evaluate the termination of both track teams & the impact upon black student athletes gaining admissions opportunities to berkeley and the repurposing of edwards stadium

plz note that all affected student athletes will have their schollys honored thru graduation

3) terminate mark fox & advise doug goldman & the haas family that joe pasternak (who will hire theo robertson & richard midgely as assistant coaches along with an under 25 young black coach with major upside & lou richie as an academic/life analyst and andrew payne as the director of basketball operations) will be the next head coach and ask for their support in funding a much scaled back significantly less expensive men's & women's basketball only facility (bishop o'dowd just built a similar facility for $40,000,000) and also nil support for bears basketball players

4) terminate the employment of the following worthless bureaucrats:

teri mckeever: evil as **** she's gonna sue berkeley no matter what anyways

jennifer simon-o'neil: mckeever's enabler, runs the department's unsuccessful women's programs such as volleyball, basketball, field hockey, cross country, etc.

tom lowry: hired from the air force with an anti football bias

markeisha everrett: completely unqualified having never worked on the west coast or sold football/basketball tixs, abject failure to rightsize the 11 person communications dept to 2-3 staffers

5) set up advisory committees for football (shane vareen, jared goff, beastmode, cam jordan, etc.) & men's basketball (shareef abdur rahim, jason kidd, jaylen brown, lamond murray, etc.) to ensure both revenue producing teams receive the necessary funding for program excellence

6) make all football & men's basketball tickets free for students & gift them the best seats in the haas to ensure a future season tixs & major whale donor pipeline

7) appoint shocky as the recruiting/nutrition/movement director for the dance/cheer teams to ensure a solid team of curvy brunette yoga females with high gpas & tight azzs

https://instagr.am/p/B8FaO5vHD-f
the bears are off to the races (in cipriani's basement)#
eastcoastie, thx for sharing, this is fantastic news of the long overdue mckeever termination

there is still a lotta work to do in berkeley & literally nobody these days trusts the con artist to do the right thing

Wait, Bishop O'Dowd high school just spent 40 million dollars on a sports practice facility? Heck, even if it's a practice/performance facility, 40 million dollars?!?

As an O'Dowd grad even that $40M number seems high, but it's a new full sized gym that seats 1200-1300 (vs the old Dragon Dome bandbox) it's super modern with 4 video boards, the gym is the schools gathering place for assemblies/worship, it's also 3 story complex with a brand new weight room and equipment, several classrooms, a new music room for band/music classes and practice, and a black box theater. They also built it in just over a year so some $ is in expediting construction
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In reply to eastcoastcal • 10:40p, 1/31/23
eastcoastcal said:
I was just watching highlights of hole in ones at tpc scottsdale. I hope someone sinks one on the 16th this year, the crowd is electric. Any plans to go Shocky? Will Max/Collin play?

eastcoastie, 100% max homa & colin morikawa along with james hahn, michael kim & byeong hun an and shocky (my tree fort is 10 minutes away up the mountain, got vip backstage passes for the chainsmokers concert) r gonna be at the tpc all week in what is the most well attended golf tournament in the world with over 500,000 total doing the hang in north scottsdale...traffic in the hood will be crazy with also the barrett jackson car show & the super bowl going on too

attending the phoenix open is kinda a bucket list deal, sugar is not healthy but eye candy never hurt nobody

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soheezy, my take is that taking out all of the music/performance/non athletic functions out of the dragons facility is that we can get a cal men's & women's basketball facility built in the parking lot north of haas for around $30,000,000 with doug goldman hopefully willing to reoffer his original $10,000,000 lead donation

cal's monster class (austin & young ivee in the haas)#
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In reply to harebear • 11:11p, 1/31/23
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My favorite part was the lady to the left of him at the 2:21 mark. I imagine he was just lip-synching when he suffered the indignity of flying commercial, but who knows.

hare, my favorite part is gstaad guy's little doggy buddy, kinda reminds me size wise of my tenacious new rescue mutt benji who got the lucky leash & now a forever home

not gonna lie, shocky likes animals more than human people but it's kinda sad that nobody loves t-rexs
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12:30a, 2/1/23
Shocky, get yourself a chicken. All birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs and chickens, like their relatives, are meat eaters!! Modern day t-rex!!
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In reply to UrsineMaximus • 4:46a, 2/1/23
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Shocky, get yourself a chicken. All birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs and chickens, like their relatives, are meat eaters!! Modern day t-rex!!
true and chickens can be vicious
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:45a, 2/1/23
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soheezy, my take is that taking out all of the music/performance/non athletic functions out of the dragons facility is that we can get a cal men's & women's basketball facility built in the parking lot north of haas for around $30,000,000 with doug goldman hopefully willing to reoffer his original $10,000,000 lead donation

cal's monster class (austin & young ivee in the haas)#
Would be great if we had a leader who could get this done. And in a year?
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In reply to southseasbear • 7:28a, 2/1/23
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Shocky1 said:
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southseas, if you don't think it's sad as **** that chris street is gonna pass up a berkeley degree after 2 & a half years of study (he had the option of finishing his degree in 2024 & then entering the portal as a grad transfer with still 2 years of remaining eligibility), then your certainly entitled to your opinion but would suggest you don't make up fake azz scenarios where maybe a north alabama degree will help him become a football coach or something
The point is that you have no idea what he wants to do with his life and therefore are not in a position to judge him or his decision. Cal is not for everyone. I'm glad it was the perfect school for you, but other people have other priorities.

I wish him well.
southseas, chris street is still in the portal in no man's land & not enrolled anywhere as we head into february, do you still feel that passing up a free berkeley degree wuz the right decision?
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In reply to Oakbear • 7:29a, 2/1/23
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UrsineMaximus said:
Shocky, get yourself a chicken. All birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs and chickens, like their relatives, are meat eaters!! Modern day t-rex!!
true and chickens can be vicious
oak, did u forget to take the chicken out?
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In reply to 89Bear • 7:34a, 2/1/23
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Would be great if we had a leader who could get this done. And in a year?
the con artist has surrounded himself with worthless bureaucrats like mckeever enabler jennifer simon-o'neil, openly hostile to cal football funding cfo tom lowry (handpicked from the air force academy) & unqualified markeisha everett overseeing her 11 person communications department, the new era of athletic department administration in berkeley needs to be run by andrew mcgraw & lou richie as a construction manager/life coach for student athletes would make a lot of sense too
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In reply to UrsineMaximus • 7:49a, 2/1/23
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Shocky, get yourself a chicken. All birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs and chickens, like their relatives, are meat eaters!! Modern day t-rex!!

ursinemaximus=noted professor of paleontology, part time meats/poultry manager at whole foods/substitute yoga teacher at shocky's future t-rex yoga studio in yountville

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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:54a, 2/1/23
Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

6'7" 335 lbs offensive tackle martin tine from east los angeles junior college & originally houston will be taking an official visit to berkeley this weekend...this is a grown azz man that can impose his will

martin is a spring grad & therefore will not be transferring to his new school until this summer, he got 3 years to play 2 seasons

tine definitely got a motor (check out his relentless pursuit tackle in the 1st clip) & the length and size to play at this level

https://www.hudl.com/profile/10370884/Martin-Tine

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including alief)

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

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7:56a, 2/1/23
What a great signing day for the Bears!!!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:04a, 2/1/23
Shocky1 said:

coach toler (with official authorization from both doechii & the monster and notarized certification from koream bear) has extended an offer to junior college all american wide receiver 6'5" 210 lbs marquis montgomery from snow college who is originally from kapolei hawaii

marquis plays with starling like height & length with an instinctive ability to make **** happen with yards after catches, montgomery is a threat with the ball in his hands brah



the staff is working relentlessly to get marquis to berkeley for an official visit, what time is benji's poly cookout?

one thing is for sure, mm is not gonna double sport it, he's no jaylen brown but then again its tuf for an islander to thaw out in cold as **** utah, got it?


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a degree that can be the path to buying a shoreline mansion in diamond head with or without football)

ho'omaika'i 'ana#
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