cal's monster offensive line

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Shocky1
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kaleb higgins is gonna leave berkeley without a degree, he's trading his diploma for non existent nfl dreams, right now the bears got 31 scholly departures

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
ryan lange, guard...football retirement
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...portal as grad transfer
fatu iosefa, safety...portal...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
elijah mojarro, tight end...portal as grad transfer
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer

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Not gonna lie, I will miss mojarro
Shocky1
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not gonna lie, kaleb higgins financial future is gonna miss that berkeley degree
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Not gonna lie, he already has it.
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Shocky1 said:

not gonna lie, mojarro's financial future is gonna miss that berkeley degree
Mojarro received his degree; he's a grad transfer:


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thx cam & oper, ur both 100% right, wuz mixing up mojarro & higgins

not gonna lie, shocky is a dumb azz###
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coach vic so'oto & coach johnson got an actionable offer to apex predator edge defender with elite upside 6'4" 245 lbs cameron robertson from plano high school, he got 3 years of remaining eligibility after earning all conference usa freshmen 1st team honors this past season

check out cameron's explosiveness & violent ability to make cable car collisions behind the line of scrimmage, the bears gotta get a lot better at that in the upcoming fall 2023 season that debuts on september 2nd in denton texas against them mean greenies


robertson is a major prioritized target on the staff's big board, getting him to take an official visit to the left coast to do the hang/gather information with coach johnson, coach bloesch & starting tight end asher alberding is the 1st step to cameron making an informed decision with 50 year implications (yeah there's gonna be life after football, count on it)

and yeah hopefully cameron gonna bring his buddy to cali too, keys is faster than most cable cars in the city


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SBGold said:

Not gonna lie, I will miss mojarro


His potential at least. 11 catches and 90 yards in 4 years on scholarship.
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4th gen's insightful response makes u kinda wonder why if knowlton truly knew/wuz aware of all of these negative factors then why did he unilaterally extend fox's contract another season for a total cost of $3,100,000+?

100% agreed that the 2023 roster construction is on a significant upward trajectory
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james arthur knowlton hired east coast based college sports associates who then charged the cal athletic department a couple of hundred thousand dollars for a week or two of making phone calls to find an old white unemployed authoritarian that had zero interest in recruiting or building a fan base

did the con artist learn anything from that 100% failed process as evaluated by literally every possible metric???

nope, the con artist hired college sports associates again during the recent search, cannot make this **** up...why would any college hire a search firm that specializes in outplacement for unemployed retreads when you got bears like j kidd, sean marks, mike montgomery & shareef abdur rahim willing to give you free advice?

the reality is that the con artist is not a financial steward of ur money, he burns thru money like it's nothing after all it's not his ******* money

the con artist's shell game (knowlton's annual $1,300,000+ annual salary)#
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the nba & college games are becoming increasingly positionless, this means that the most valuable players that get paid the most are often combo players, this is particularly evident by guards that can play both the 1 & 2 in helping their teams win games

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watch the explosive scoring highlights for jalen cone in the above highlights, he can score at all 3 levels which resulted in 45 points this particular game...when doing the hang with my golf buddy mr silverleaf sun angel on the floor in tempe last november watching the lumberjacks, cone was clearly the most dynamic player on the floor but not a natural distributor/facilitator but more like a 2 trapped in the body of a 1...jalen will need to prove to nba scouts that he can make his teammates better kinda like j kidd back in the day, he will be the most exciting (his vertical jump is ******* unreal) cal basketball player in haas during the last 6 years...bet

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coach cal recruited devin askew to kentucky out of high school as an elite 2, last season he unselfishly played outta position at the 1 never looking quite comfortable in that role...devin gotta 100% recover from the hernia injury incurred last season under the former head coach's dangerously unsafe s&c program...askew gotta very high upside that he's not put together yet & he will be a key player in the transformation of the cal basketball program to potentially one of the greatest turnarounds in college basketball history next season...plus he got good hair


along with jaylon tyson (and his curvy brunette yoga female gf brenley who will always be welcomed in berkeley), point guard trey woodbury (still awaiting word from the ncca on his 6th year of eligibility) is an absolutely physical hard nosed winner in every sense of the word...woodbury makes the extra pass & sets up his teammates for success, his game reminds me of j kidd...if trey decides to join his former coach in berkeley, the las vegas native gotta show nba scouts he can also slide to the 2, last season he knocked down a lethal almost 40% (actually 39.6%) 3 pointers so playing on the perimeter should be a position of strength

so coach madsen gotta ask his cal's monster class to be unselfish, there' s only 1 basketball...all 3 of these potential california golden bears teammates can run the point & also dominate as scoring guards if they put the team's goals 1st...mental flexibility & showing a combo skillset is gonna be the key to winning games & increasing one's player evaluation stock by the closely monitoring scouts from the national basketball association

real talk (r u a team player?)$
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we r not alone, under new conditions we will always walk each other home



the walk home (to berkeley california)#
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coach martin tole me that the guardian for caleb swanigan (who wuz a silent commit, real men wear fuschia) refused to sign the necessary letter of intent (caleb wuz under 18) unless we paid for all of his travel expenses to all of the california golden bears basketball games, otherwise he wuz gonna keep him home at nearby purdue

me & taylor once added up all the expenses paid by her dad in attending all the games for multiple seasons, that's 30+ games & around $100,000 a season...so for $100k we could've bought the signature of roosevelt barnes but coach martin is a man of integrity & we were gonna win a monster national championship without cheating




point guard: tyrone wallace, 2nd round overall 60th pick in the 2016 nba draft by the utah jazz
shooting guard: jabari bird, 2nd round overall 56th pick in the 2017 nba draft by the boston celtics
swing forward: jaylen brown, 1st round overall 3 pick in the 2016 nba draft by the boston celtics
big forward: ivan rabb, 2nd round overall 35 pick in the 2017 nba draft by the memphis grizzlies
center: caleb swanigan, 1st round overall 26 pick in the 2017 nba draft by the portland trailblazers
6th man: jordan mathews, as a senior started at gonzaga in leading them to the 2017 national championship game, signed nba summer league contract with the new orleans pelicans

make no mistake about it, that's the roster for a national championship program

shocky gotta lotta interests that are way more important than cal basketball these days but those were special days for cal's monster class in building (and yeah mistakes were made along the way, that's just part of the process) something magical, the only thing that wuz "sad" in retrospect wuz not recognizing the mental health challenges of caleb & the bird

yeah who knew adam mazarei is wax?



big dreams, big plans (shut up, shocky)#
unbreakable batman, why not cal?

jalen, jaylon & fardaws got a unique opportunity to construct something special in berkeley california

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coast to coast (******* unreal hops/verticality)#
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go bears (with a curvy brunette yoga female)#
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jaylon, wut's ur plan, r u branding urself thru intellectual capitalism to build generational wealth both on & off the court in a strategic way to build a brighter future for urself & a curvy brunette yoga female???

or r u gonna just be another dumb azz athlete who took a suitcase of cash & sold out their future in a truck stop town before **** got real???

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wut up, jaylon?

kansas (blowing up ur phone) wants u to take an official visit next weekend, they probably gonna offer more nil dollars than cal but is ur future for sale?...is a couple of dollars more now worth the millions of dollars that a cal, stanford or Ivy league degree brings in the real ******* world?

check out the forbes latest collegiate rankings for the united states:
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

berkeley is ranked #2 along with stanford, kansas is ranked #165...is if u get injured in lawrence or get buried on the depth chart (like u did at texas, r u really gonna watch that movie again?), r u ok with working the night shift security at the shops of willow bend?

coach madsden is offering u a clear path to 30-35+ minutes while earning a degree that will be worth potentially tens of millions of dollars over a lifetime

do u trust coach scherbenske to keep an eye on your best interests longterm?

back in the day another jaylen got offered $400,000 under the table by jayhawk boosters (they view basketball talent as replaceable factory workers, they all got an expiration date) but he told those with singularly self serving motivations to **** off...now my yoga buddy next's contract with the boston celtics is gonna be for the nba's super max $290,000,000

ball is in ur court, jaylon, but make no mistake about it, it's gonna stop bouncing some day, r u & brenley gonna be prepared for that day?

life is not linear#

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cal's monster offensive line 2024 junior day update:

6'5" 280 lbs left tackle david abajian from chaminade prep in west hills is gonna be in berkeley this saturday

the bears gotta get more athletic in the o-line room, abajian got the work ethic to make this happen

david is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.0 gpa

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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

david will be taking an unofficial visit to berkeley this weekend

the quest for an actionable offer#
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Who are they? I only recognize Ott.
harebear
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Pittstop said:

Who are they? I only recognize Ott.
@Shocky, time for another contest? I'm been feeling ready to step back into the ring.
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fun cal's monster offensive line contest: can you name the smartest bears on planet earth???

entry form: the winning response must correctly name from left to right, front row & back row, all 13 california golden bears as specified by accurately spellled nemes

contest rules: u must not be currently incarcerated for multiple felonies & must possess a valid driver's license in ibiza, if u wear a black or fuchsia bra with yoga pants that's a plus...the monster reserves to waive all rules and regulations at a moment's notice in a completely capricious and arbitrary manner with no advance notice or any explanation...preference will be given to a curvy brunette yoga female that got a flat stomach & a tight azz

ineligible participation: future head coach in waiting mike saffell may not compete in this contest

contest award: a white cloud sofa from restoration hardware (the right for prize substitution is reserved by the contest principal), assembly not included, so you can be a sofa king/queen during afternoon naps...the monster reserves the right to include free foot massages if ur a curvy brunette yoga female with doggy kisses included at no additional cost unless ur afraid of doggy germs or something in which case this contest will be 100% voided

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I am 97% confident in these answers and meet roughly 10% of the criteria for the awarding of a prize.



This was a fun weekend activity, kinda like this:

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Tagaloa is on crutches?
Shocky1
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philbert said:

Tagaloa is on crutches?
notice the distinctive tattoo on beaux's right arm which appears to celebrate being a delasalle spartan
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tags better stay straight in life, otherwise he's gonna get ided out of the police lineup every ******* single time after the impact statement, yeah on 10 paws we stood tall, we wanted in 2 states can't move wrong

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jalen, jaylon & fardaws: why is taylor holding her dad's wrist?...r u gonna return the roar to haas?

back in the magical days of cal's monster class with partner hoop dreams, taylor's dad (white shirt/blue cap in foto above) went to 150+ games in a row quite often with his daughter who is now pursuing her dreams living/working in soho in new york city

earlier in this game shocky & his crazy azz floor seatmmate mr spieker's son in law (who might've had a few drinks or seven) were yelling at the white bald ref re: a call...baldy stopped play & tried to have me removed from haas, that didn't happen but the monster wuz given a warning by ashwin puri to try to stay in my seat

baldy wuz pissed, so when play resumes right in front of me he calls jordan mathews for a bogus phantom offensive call, j mat can't believe it but the monster knows he might've just cost his bears a victory

time to ******* behave

so as time runs out in a sold out haas taylor is holding my wrist to ensure that her dumb azz dad doesn't prematurely storm the floor & get a technical or something

love you, sweetie



the magic of cal basketball (shine bright, you & i, we're beautiful like diamonds in the sky) #
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philbert said:

Tagaloa is on crutches?
phlbert, nobody (except coach at) gives 2 ***** when some rando dude from delasalle is on crutches, ok?

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harebear said:

I am 97% confident in these answers and meet roughly 10% of the criteria for the awarding of a prize.


congratulations hare bear, u are arguably the most remarkable contest winner in the storied history of the uc system, if u told me u wuz a internationally recognized professor of television game show studies at uc santa cruz living in a tricked out condo/trap house above the catalyst with pacific ocean views i would believe in u

look, happy, benji, mugsy, stella, trouble, misty mae & minko stinko (not to be confused with nikko remigio) r refusing to get off the cloud (they all be sofa kings/queens) so there's been a slight grand prize substitution, here r ur options,ok?



award option #1 is now 2 field level asu football tixs on the 5 yard line for the nau game (u will be able to hear to little league dad dwayne tell the lumberjacks staff how to maximize kai's talents)



award option #2 is a 25% euro discount goupon at my favorite story in paris, vilebrequin (airfare not included)



award #3 is a round of golf on literally any golf course in the world with shocky (if u don't got no passport, ur ******)



award #4 is a baker's dozen donuts with fuchsia toppings from sprinkles by scottsdale's fashion square mall (the monster will not be responsible for ur inevitable hardening of ur arteries)




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No Sessions?
harebear
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Pittstop said:

No Sessions?
Correct...TJ and several other valued members of the gOLden bears were not present for this photo. Maybe TJ was somewhere fielding more punts.

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truth in contest advertising disclaimer: if harebear selects award #3 he will probably be required to travel with shocky on a commercial flight

a la poubelle harebear a la poubelle

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which walk on wuz the absolute mvp of cal's 2023 spring ball & next in line for a scholly?

that would be monte vista high school's jack endries (3.9 hs gpa) who is running with the 2s along with jt byrne behind current starter asher alberding...this spring jack outplayed scholly tight ends elijah mojarro (now in the transfer portal), andy alfieri (who unselfishly ran hard at running back in the spring game) & jake muller (who is behind walk on jeffrey johnson, there is zero chance jake is ever get on the field during his time in berkeley, earning his degree should be the priority)

jack endries=2023 monster walk on most valuable player



roster math update: right now there are 28 new scholly aditions & 31 scholly departures

the underdog who does not accept reality is the most dangerous person on planet earth (cal's monster class)#
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elite a north texas tight end var'keyes gumms off the board with commitment to arkansas

in endries we trust (with a scholly)#
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honolulu native ken moses is joining the mad dog staff in berkeley after his most recent stops at montana state & then utah valley last season with coach madsden

ken gotta lotta energy & got relationships with trey, aziz & fardaws

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ohana kenny#
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as expected 2024 offensive lineman mark schroller off the board with the commitment to his parents school ucla
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absolute best wishes for jared heading to cal poly slo, nothing better than a shrimp sandwich on sourdough in morro bay on a windy afternoon on the central california coastline (particularly now that paul flores is locked up behind bars in ur neighborhood forever)

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exclusive monster 2023/2024 mark madsen roster construction plan:

the ncca allows 13 schollys for men's basketball, last season the roster wuz as follows with new 2023 players in special font:

guards:
devin askew (not a true point guard, coach cal recruited him to kentucky as a 2)
joel brown (in graduate transfer portal, haas biz ad degree)
dejuan clayton (outta eligibility but aarp membership is in his future plans)
jarred hyder (graduate transfer portal to cal poly slo, legal studies degree)
rodney brown (2023 recommitment sharpshooter, alan crabbe is the cal player comparison)
jalen cone (2023 grad transfer from northern arizona, gotta lotta strawberry on his jam, impact player with potential nba upside)

wings:
grant newell (the future of cal basketball)
jalen celestine (apparently healthy & ready to growl again)
sam alajiki (transfer portal to rice)
obinna anyanwu (in transfer portal)
monty bowser (how do u shoot 92.6% on free throws & 27.3% on 3 pointers?)
marsalis roberson (in transfer portal)

posts:
lars thieman (graduate transfer portal to loyola marymount, nutrition science major)
kuany kuany (in graduate transfer portal, sociology major)
nd okafor (huge athletic upside)
devin curtis (2023 recommitment bouncy post gotta live in the weight room & eat 5 meals a day)
fardaws "big maple" aimaq (2023 grad transfer from texas tech/utah valley, impact player with potential nba upside)

right now coach masden got 5 returning players & 4 2023 recruits for a total of 9 players

the bears got (unlike the last 6 seasons) got 5 legit hoopers/starters than will play big minutes, 2 huge upside guys in rodney brown & nd okafor & 2 developmental guys in monty bowser & devin curtis

this team could win 18+ games next season with this roster, coach madsen is constructing a championship basketball program in berkeley, need another impact transfer player or two to bust thru the roof to a 2023 monster dream season


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innovative recruiting message to caleb mitchell irving, the huge targeted priority coach browning 2024 recruiting prospect got his official visit to berkeley locked in now for june 8-11


caleb is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.3 gpa


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