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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:23a, 9/1/23
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the bears gotta flip one voter to get the acc/wcc deal done, we can all see the finish line

almost all respected athletic directors got trusted relationships with other athletic directors and sometimes even presidents that they can call in favors in return for something in return down the road...but knowlton despite being one of the highest paid athletic directors in the nation at $1,300,000+ is not known outside of the air force & those who play senior league hockey in colorado springs so there's no one he can call to get anything done

reality is that we're gonna need stanford to get that final vote flipped for us...someone like the remarkable (she's a member at both cypress point & augusta national) condoleezza rice (who is actively involved in stanford athletics) is gonna be the dealmaker if the acc invitations come to fruition

as a footnote, shocky (went to stanford summer school between my jr & sr years at stinson beach high school, my berkeley grad tiger moms let me make my own decision re college) is a fan of stanford & its high academic standards in the same respectful way as the ivy league schools (my asu grad daughter taylor tells me that almost half of her 1st dates in nyc are subtle flexs at the harvard club).
the power brokers who brokered the calford & smu invitations:

100% california golden bear bottom of our heart with love thank you's to:

stanford's condoleezza rice

smu's george bush ii

notre dame's jack swarbrick

we got carried thru draft winds because of their zeus like relentless efforts to broker this deal, this got absolutely nothing to do with the james arthur knowlton aka the con artist (the least respected athletic director in the united states of america & its territories including ibiza) or the well intended 78 year old chancellor christ (who needs to be replaced by adela de la torre)

100 thousand year gratitude#
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practicing indoors#
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so slim wadie & me got the 1st tee time at the new gil hanse fields ranch east course at pga frisco, we wanna play quickly with our terrific caddie javier from the dominican republic so ima telling the starter we don't wanna play with the other 2 guys on the tee sheet (we got a long day with an afternoon walking round on the new west course designed by former fazio design associate beau welling, shocky prefers twosomes)

and so then these 2 guys start walking towards us off the practice putting green & they realize the monster is tryna dump their sorry azzs

schulzie then notices these guys got cal gear on & one of them walks up to say "hey shocky, are you trying to get rid of us?"

ruh roh

anyways me & slim wadie meet true california golden bears brian (greenville, sc) & deano (orange county, former bears water polo player) & we end up enjoying a really fun walking round with lotta laughs & lunch afterwards...they've been doing cal football road game roadtrips together forever, we're all excited for tomorrow's debut of sam jackson

the east course is a very challenging strategic design but honestly the golfing experience is mitigated by the seemingly thousands of ugly azz tract homes being built surrounding the property...it's not a pure golfing experience & not a legit usa top 100 course despite the future ryder cup hype

weather here is balmy warm, we went swimming late tonite under clear skies, the heat should NOT affect the outcome of tomorrow afternoon's football game in denton
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:36p, 9/1/23
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:

the bears gotta flip one voter to get the acc/wcc deal done, we can all see the finish line

almost all respected athletic directors got trusted relationships with other athletic directors and sometimes even presidents that they can call in favors in return for something in return down the road...but knowlton despite being one of the highest paid athletic directors in the nation at $1,300,000+ is not known outside of the air force & those who play senior league hockey in colorado springs so there's no one he can call to get anything done

reality is that we're gonna need stanford to get that final vote flipped for us...someone like the remarkable (she's a member at both cypress point & augusta national) condoleezza rice (who is actively involved in stanford athletics) is gonna be the dealmaker if the acc invitations come to fruition

as a footnote, shocky (went to stanford summer school between my jr & sr years at stinson beach high school, my berkeley grad tiger moms let me make my own decision re college) is a fan of stanford & its high academic standards in the same respectful way as the ivy league schools (my asu grad daughter taylor tells me that almost half of her 1st dates in nyc are subtle flexs at the harvard club).
the power brokers who brokered the calford & smu invitations:

100% california golden bear bottom of our heart with love thank you's to:

stanford's condoleezza rice

smu's george bush ii

notre dame's jack swarbick

we got carried thru draft winds because of their zeus like relentless efforts to broker this deal, this got absolutely nothing to do with the james arthur knowlton aka the con artist (the least respected athletic director in the united states of america & its territories including ibiza) or the well intended 78 year old chancellor christ (who needs to be replaced by adela de la torre)

100 thousand year gratitude#

If Condi Rice, GW Bush and some guy from Notre Dame helped us more than we helped ourselves, that's great. Now and then, virtue is recognized and rewarded (and possibly envied).
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:53p, 9/1/23
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california golden bears 2024 class: 11 commitments

5 from texas
4 from california
2 from washington

university of calveston (y'all)#
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craig woodson, grand prairie
miles williams, mansfield
mason mangum, austin
colin gamble, flower mound
matthew littlejohn, san antonio
king doerue, amarillo
marcus scott, houston
ashton stredick, needville
myles jernigan, grand prairie
curlee thomas, keller
martin tine, houston
mathew wykoff, magnolia
asher alberding, houston

homecoming kings (do u got an extra 10-15 north texas tixs u wanna unload?)#
acc expansion with smu as a protected rivalry game will continue the cal football program's recruiting expansion into the state of texas

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gameday in texas (let's ******* oppenheimer go)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (proud member of the acc & the ibiza chamber of commerce)

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shocky's updated top 10 rankings for texas:

1) wolf point: in the middle of nowhere (port lacava) the wild azz undulating greens rival augusta national in their audacity/sheer terror...architect mike nuzzo hosted me for a fun 36 hole walking day & explained/answered my questions re: the thought provoking shotmaking strategies

2) whispering pines: magical retreat that celebrates the beauty & simplicity of the game

3) trinity forest: arguably the most strategically complex coore & crenshaw design in their portfolio

4) austin golf club: luv doing the hang with ben crenshaw, pure azz golf experience

5) blackjack national: tiger woods design, easily the best course in the houston region

6) brook hollow: tony affluent stuffy as **** club near smu, old world design features

7) dallas national: splashy dramatic high end fazio for new money, nothing original architecturally

8) colonial: historically overrated, currently closed for a 1 year restoration by gil hanse

9) memorial park: wonderful tom doak restored muni, the rustic canyon of texas

10) fields ranch east: future ryder cup venue but gotta lotta ugly azz housing construction

11) the curvy brunette yoga female with the fuchsia swim goggles doing laps at the rooftop pool at the omni frisco resort last nite
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In reply to KenBurnski • 6:13a, 9/2/23
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YEAHHHHHHHHH. Can a Demon Deacon do a headstand?
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burnski, yeah 100%

deacon blues (morning 18 at old town with dunlop white iii with an evening 18 at roaring gap)#
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me & slim wadie's thursday afternoon caddie at fields ranch east hank tole me that he's played a lotta competitive golf with plano's ethan fang and that he "absolutely wears out the middle of the clubhead of his irons consistently roping 4 irons to 15 feet" & that he's gonna be "the next colin morikawa"



cal is a golf school#
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wut up cal football tv fans?

do u got ur tix(s) for next saturday nite september 9th at 7:30 pm at your palace memorial stadium vs them sec bad azz auburn tigers and/or the oppenheimer game on october 28th which will be the final time that the bears & the trojans compete against each other in football in our lifetimes?



the magic of cal basketball (is best experienced in person, it's kinda like sex in that sense)#
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9:53a, 9/2/23
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there wuz ZERO chance that cal or stanford wuz ever join the big 12, both schools would've gone independent (which basically would've been shuttering the revenue sports) before seeking an invitation to the big 12

just say no to truck stop academics#
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kinda hoping that the relentless cal football conference speculators will find a way to experience college football gamedays in person...econ, bobo, cnhth, philly, sobchak, strykur, sycasey, dimtrig, bearsd, red hate, jim sox, sosheezy, bowlesman, golden sloth, etc. r u gonna be in berkeley next weekend or wut?

the magic of college football gamedays#
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let's ******* go (let's roll, baby)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the fertile texas recruiting footprint)
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north texas postgame monster conversations:

fun times visiting with our remarkable student athletes & their families during the postgame celebration in the stadium bus parking lot staging area, the pre flight meal wuz a meal to go from raising cane's

*****tole my idol ashton stredick in front of his beautiful family that he is my "favorite golden bear & the future of cal football" which made him smile & give me a sincere thank you...this young man's gpa & tireless work ethic (without complaining like multiple now transferred guys in the running back room last season) tells you all you need to know about this truly remarkable young man

*****cindo's dad tole me he's not sure the extent of mathew's injury & his moms said she didn't see the play but that her son wuz holding his wrist...congratulated them on raising an intellectually high achieving true student athlete & the undisputed leader of cal's monster offensive line

*****taj davis tole me he's very excited next's week battle with sec bad azzs auburn particularly since his fam can get to the bay area a lot simpler than seattle...taj gotta lotta energy & is a big fan of cage fighting & ****...davis is an immense talent & a big personality in the wide receiver room

*****a smiling sam jackson v tole me he's gonna be 100% for auburn next saturday...sam likes to listen to hype music like lucki the evenings before games & then chill down on gamedays...dude got a brilliant smile & a very likable personality, rooting for him to not only ball out this fall but also continue to make progress in earning a life changing berkeley degree



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including chicago)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:10p, 9/2/23
Good to hear on all accounts Shocky! TY for the update!


GO BEARS!!! Time to dump on the sec!
Start Slowly and taper off
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:13p, 9/2/23
Love the Jackson news! Can't wait for the game against Auburn.
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9:53p, 9/2/23
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wut up, jaydn?

spoke to someone very close to u, great to hear ur loving ur time at cal including ur coaches & teammates...and also that there's a "very strong probability" that ur gonna finish ur collegiate career in a bears uniform before declaring for the nfl draft after the 2024 season

look, shocky 100% gets it, the #1 ranked public university in the world is NOT also the epicenter on planet earth for curvy brunette yoga females (that would be asu)...but u can trust me that cal guys get wut they want, this **** is all gonna work out in the long run



it's a bird, it's a plane, no its *******jaydn ott#
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bear territory (u tell the story, the most epic chant in college football, gives me chills)#
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cal's monster class acc introductions: part i

school: boston college

mascot: baldwin the eagle

stadium: alumni stadium (44,500 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #88
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: semi illegally parking a rental car with new york plates in the back bay will 100% result in ur sorry azz car getting towed

best gameday golf: myopia hunt, essex, the country club, old sandwich, boston golf, salem



shocky's favorite bostonian: yoga buddy jaylen brown

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cal's monster class acc introductions: part ii

school: wake forest

mascot: demon deacon

stadium: allegacy federal credit union stadium (31,500 stadium)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #86
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: the ugly azz demon deacon kinda look an unhealthy as **** cigarette or something which is kinda ironic considering several of the world's largest tobacco companies are headquartered near campus

best gameday golf: old town (playing with dunlop white iii) & roaring gap

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shocky's favorite wake forest grad: my only idol in life (other than ashton stredick) is golf's greatest living architect & fellow north scottsdale resident bill coore...bill (who played on the golf team) once tole me that back in the day he would walk from campus to old town thru some hidden trail in the forest with his golf bag over his shoulder
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8:19a, 9/3/23
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jaydn ott: 20 carries for 188 yards
isaiah ifanse: 10 carries for 54 yards
ashton stredick: 13 carries for 51 yards
javian "the jet" thomas: 4 carries for 36 yards
andy alfieri: 2 carries for 4 yards

pound for ground (cal's monster offensive line)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:42a, 9/3/23
Love Ott

A star

Special thing's possible 23 and 24 seasons with JO on the field.

Go Bears!
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cal's monster class acc introductions: part iii

school: georgia tech

mascot: buzz

stadium: bobby dodd stadium (55,000 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #33
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: jaylen brown airballed the 1st free throw & then knocked down the 2nd free throw with time expiring to win the state championship game

best gameday golf: augusta national, peachtree, east lake (under gil hanse restoration right now)

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shocky's favorite georgia tech grad: bobby jones (founder of augusta national)
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12:06p, 9/3/23
^^gb1, the scary azz thing about jaydn ott is that everyone in the program says he's a better human being than a football player

this is cal football (a remarkable collection of amazing young men destined for greatness & yoga/meditation practices)#
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3:20p, 9/3/23

team leader & #18 player in the pga tour university rankings sampson zheng with a strong 2 under par 70 & true freshmen eric lee playing as an individual eagled the 1st hole of his college birdie & then followed it up with a birdie 3 on the short par 4 2nd hole enroute to a 1 under par 71 at the former us open site erin hills
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size & athleticism=tight end nightmare mismatch for dbs
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:30p, 9/3/23
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sitting here at sky harbor awaiting a flite to dallas with slim wadie just saw the higley high school football team which is traveling to the bay to play amador valley

spoke with brother kaden millner (wide receiver, runs a 4.81 40 but got good hair) who tole me that kai just got announced as the starting quarterback for the northern arizona lumberjacks, congrats to the hard working qb with a lotta upside

asked kaden how tuf r nau academics compared to berkeley?

he just laughed & tole me the former haas biz ad prospect is still majoring in biz in coconino county & that "there's no comparison" with a big smile

go jacks#
kai milner: 14 of 22 for 166 yard with no touchdowns or interceptions in getting jacked 38-3 by arizona
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north texas postgame monster conversations:

fun times visiting with our remarkable student athletes & their families during the postgame celebration in the stadium bus parking lot staging area, the pre flight meal wuz a meal to go from raising cane's

whatatriptothetoilet (egg salad sandwich on sourdough with apple slices & a 32 oz green drink is for winners)#
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ashton hayes & his dumb azz moms rushed 9 times for 15 yards on saturday, he traded his degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world for a slot machine repair & advanced valet parking double major in reno, the magnitude of this 50 year decision will be fully felt by him at age 30 when **** gets real

ashton stredick & my boy the jet are the future of cal football#
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6:39p, 9/3/23
utah tech running back chris street did not get any carries despite the trailblazers getting mauled 63-20 by them montana state bobcats
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:48p, 9/3/23
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ashton hayes & his dumb azz moms rushed 9 times for 15 yards on saturday, he traded his degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world for a slot machine repair & advanced valet parking double major in reno, the magnitude of this 50 year decision will be fully felt by him at age 30 when **** gets real

ashton stredick & my boy the jet are the future of cal football#


https://nevadasportsnet.com/news/reporters/ashton-hayes-transfer-from-cal-to-nevada-hinged-on-packs-emphasis-of-adding-local-talent
"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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12:06a, 9/4/23
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cal's monster class acc introductions: part iv

school: north carolina state

mascot: tuffy iii

stadium: carter-finley stadium (56,919 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #65
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: cal quarterback from paradise valley high school in arizona ben finley is a transfer from nc state where his bro ryan wuz a standout qb before being drafted by the cincinati bengals in the 4th round of the 2019 nfl draft

best gameday golf: pinehurst #2, dormie club, tobacco road

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shocky's favorite north carolina state employee: chancellor dr randy woodson who despite adverse pressure from a faction of the north carolina board of regents flipped his acc expansion vote to ensure invitations to calford & smu
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12:40a, 9/4/23
89's favorite dumb azz Shocky moments:
-Storming the court as a mob of 1 last year after a victory.
-Head stand on a random sidewalk in NYC.
-Wandering amazing courses around the world like a dumb azz.
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