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2023 ryder cup update:

max homa (0-1-1 record) will be paired with brian harman in saturday's foursome matches while colin morikawa (0-2) will be sitting out the morning matches

team usa (took too much time off from competitive golf after the fed ex playoffs)#

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^ as someone who is 100% against liv golf & its saudi arabia sportswashing, also very glad that bruce kopeka is gonna be benched in the morning matches & that the early talk will not be focused on the the venerable ryder cup as a referendum on liv golf

9/11 (we will never forget)#

bruce kopeka is a d-bag#
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Europeans put the proper beat down on the boys.

For inspiration I sent them this:

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2025 cal's monster class:

congrats to 3.7 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu


3.4 gpa 5'9" 173 lbs electric running back carter jackson from granite bay high school near sacramento...yeah the underdoggy is the most dangerous creature on planet earth

3.14 gpa (knows he can do better) 6' 185 lbs record setting running back jojo solis from aquinas high school in adelanto...let's ******* go, mr prezident




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium & intellectual capitalism thru hard work in the classrooms of berkeley all while listening to our favorite song)
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cal's monster offensive line should order late nite petite filet medium rare steaks with a children's sized chocolate sundae with fuchsia sprinkles from room service & then sign the charges to coach wilcox's room



late nite snacks at the claremont (shut up, shocky)#
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them oregon state beavers put 8 in the box & brought the dogs of war on blitzing packages on almost every play in their upset of the offensively inept (without qb cameron rising who will probably return for the bears game against the utes in salt lake city) utah, that's also gonna be the beavs gameplan against the bears next weekend at memorial stadium

but the real question is gonna be if coach sirmon & the head coach decide to dial up the pressure tomorrow at noon against the asu sun devils starting with the 1st series against an inexperienced quarterback operating behind the worst offensive line in the pac 12 that didn't get coached up this week as asu offensive line coach saga tuitele is not with the team

playing to win with alpha apex predators or more of peter's shoneys bend but don't break at the waistline d???#

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cal's monster offensive line should order late nite petite filet medium rare steaks with a children's sized chocolate sundae with fuchsia sprinkles from room service & then sign the charges to coach wilcox's room



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love the claremont, and the little restaurants/bakery at the bottom of the parking lot
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the king of whisper rock#
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them oregon state beavers put 8 in the box & brought the dogs of war on blitzing packages on almost every play in their upset of the offensively inept (without qb cameron rising who will probably return for the bears game against the utes in salt lake city) utah, that's also gonna be the beavs gameplan against the bears next weekend at memorial stadium

but the real question is gonna be if coach sirmon & the head coach decide to dial up the pressure tomorrow at noon against the asu sun devils starting with the 1st series against an inexperienced quarterback operating behind the worst offensive line in the pac 12 that didn't get coached up this week as asu offensive line coach saga tuitele is not with the team

playing to win with alpha apex predators or more of peter's shoneys bend but don't break at the waistline d???#


OSU DC Trent Bray is very good. He is a strong contender for the HC spot at OSU if Smith departs. Or he could follow Smith and be a DC at a place where they will be able to recruit better athletes than OSU has.
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cal's monster offensive line should order late nite petite filet medium rare steaks with a children's sized chocolate sundae with fuchsia sprinkles from room service & then sign the charges to coach wilcox's room



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love the claremont, and the little restaurants/bakery at the bottom of the parking lot
Fournee Bakery is my favorite East Bay bakery. Their almond croissants are insanely delicious.
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berkeley's finest#
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which guy is a haas biz ad grad & which one got a joe dirt mullet? (the odd couple)#
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wheels up, it's gameday in berkeley, the truth is that shocky identifies as a service rescue mixed mutt doggy that likes to sit in th aisle seat & eat them southwest trail mix snacks & drinks lots of cold water (no perrier on swa)...and yeah it's always nice to be tole he's such a good boy



forks up in nor cal#
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Love the Claremont too. Got married at the Brazilian Room and wedding night at Claremont. Good way to kick off a two week honeymoon....
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this is bear territory#
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captain obvious proclamations:

other than the jack endries crossing pattern route catch thru the middle 3rd of the field (which is available in every game) the bears tight ends did not play well today against the sun devils

pitch outs to jaydn ott in open space are woefully underutilized by the coaching staff as is the speed option to the edge with sam jackson v

the cal football program should be scoring more points in football games

thx u capt obvious#
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jeremiah composting/conducting beautiful music all afternoon (the magic of cal football)#
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the crowd noise at memorial stadium wuz remarkably loud during this final defensive stand on a magnificent fall afternoon in the beautiful bay area at the #1 ranked public university in the world
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highlights of the day were 1. seeing Shocky1 (whom I've not yet met) downing a Blondie's slice.and 2. the wife getting into a conversation with Coach Madsen about having his hands full with 5 kids, then him taking the time to clear up that he actually only has 4 kids, but they are hanging with some family friends.
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uda, hope u will say hello next time we're feasting at blondies, ok?...my football gameday rituals include parking on the northside, then walking thru campus along the secret streams & out of this world tall trees checking out the squirrels & then grabbing a slice (cheese with a lotta oregano) before taking the hike up the stadium following the sounds of the cal marching band...wut r ur gameday rituals?

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I was watching shocky practicing his swing and taking notes. He's got a real nice shoulder turn

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ducky, shocky got good yoga instructors that whisper the secrets of the universe but the truth is that he got t-rex yoga arms & is kinda ******



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cal's monster offensive line 2024 junior day update:

6'6" 280 lbs offensive tackle ikinasio iki tupou is gonna make the short car drive from palo alto to berkeley this saturday with the fam for cal's 2024 junior day

make no mistake about it, iki got good hair

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including all polynesian countries)

iki gonna take another unofficial visit to berkeley this weekend

iki got good hair (unlike coach bloesch)#
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this is cal football (real talk)#
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2023 ryder cup fun fact:

it's kinda fascinating how different people handle adversity in life...some people become sad whiny azz defeatists (often with a victim mentality) that lose hope & yet others find a way to become victorious...in that sense sports mirrors life

berkeley makes most (but definitely not all) of its grads mentally stronger & unbreakable

max homa=unbreakable

the america mvp (got ice in his veins)#
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cal's monster offensive line got rhythm (except coach saffell)#
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Some thoughts on Ryder Cup:

Team USA captain's picks at the Ryder Cup
Brooks Koepka: 1-1-1
Justin Thomas: 1-2-1
Jordan Spieth: 0-2-2
Rickie Fowler: 0-2
Sam Burns: 1-2
Collin Morikawa: 1-3
That's a total of 4-12-6.

You can to the math on the guys like Home who automatically qualified as US lost by five points

USA won the non-foursomes matches 10 1/2 - 9 1/2

They lost foursomes 7-1.
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^ wifey, good analysis, the 2025 captains pick criteria will probably be more of whose playing well & less on team "chemistry"
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visited during halftime with 4th gen bear's guest starting point guard jalen cone who is a fun, fiercely focused & determined young man that will be an outstanding ambassador for cal basketball during his year in berkeley

jalen tole me that coach madsen will run a usual playing rotation of 7-8 players in marquee matchups with him playing 35+ minutes but that will expand to a 10-12 playing rotation in less competitive preseason & conference games with him playing 28+ minutes...we talked about flagstaff (elevation 7000) & its impact upon physical conditioning, mark has already noted jalen's excellent cardio stamina

huge kudos to jalen for not playing video games like many of his teammates, he'd rather play his guitar (we actually talked about black artists in country & western music) & sleep (tole him ima sofa king too)...his roommate at the basketball house is bishop o'dowd's monty bowser

asked cone whose improved the most during summer/fall practices...jaylen is very diplomatic but noted that grant newell has made significant strides forward in his game including his kinda suspect shooting from last season

jalen laughed re: my question of the toughest defender & tole me that serbian vladimir pavlovic literally lives in his jersey with physicality during practices, vlad gotta lotta jorge in his game

the monster is always real with everybody so shocky tole jalen that in watching him against asu last winter in tempe that i wuz not impressed with his hero ball & the ball sticking in his hands...too much strawberry in that jam...jaylen understood my scouting report (and skillset feedback from asu's bobby hurley who works out with me at the village in north scottsdale) & we both agreed that when a mid major plays a power five conference team that the star player (in this case cone) gets double teamed the whole game as the opponent is not gonna let him beat them & the reality the rest of the lumberjacks lineup wuz not skilled or +1 athletic

lastly we had some honest talk about his beautiful daughter, his girlfriend (a curvy brunette latina yoga female from san diego that plays soccer for nau) & his baby mama...he's doing a great job of balancing his personal life

jalen cone=+1 athletic respected leader of a 20+ win california golden bear basketball program
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shocky got to visit with a lotta fun people yesterday during his 9 hour in & out burger gameday roadtrip to nor cal

among those wuz doing the hang with 4th gen bear's guests jalen cone & his girlfriend taylor gomez who recently graduated from northern arizona...tay played soccer for the jacks & wuz a criminal studies major but her dad (a police officer in san diego) does not want her to follow in his footsteps...yeah tay is a curvy brunette yoga female that can 100% kick jalen's sorry azz if necessary

nau is in flagstaff (the home of my summer club, average temps in the 70s) & at 7000 elevation (which is optimal for player conditioning) cone is gonna be ready to play big minutes in coach maddog's 7-8 heavy minutes playing rotation which will expand to 10-12 against weaker opponents



asked jalen what's his max shooting range & he tole me that at the last scrimmage he shot one from downtown 7 feet behind the 3 point line...asked him if coach madsen had a heart attack or not & jalen tole me with a smile that "no, coach got confidence in me"

and that's awesome to hear that mark gives his stars a green light to do their thing on a basketball court with a basketball

madsen played for hall of fame coach montgomery back in the day before his los angeles lakers championship rings, the reality is that mike became more of a player's coach as a direct result of his failed nba coaching trial with the golden state warriors...his coaching style afterwards wuz less controlling, yeah life is not linear

as the director of basketball recruiting/gameday attendance for cal's monster class during the coach martin era of almost 11,000 fans on gamedays, cuonzo tole me that the deal/recruiting pitch with our multiple mcdonalds all americans wuz that if you played lockdown relentless energy d (which is 100% necessary in order to get paid in the nba), then we would let you improvise on offense without a lotta structure

mark fox & his enabling athletic director james arthur knowtlon never understood this modern day reality

bottom line, very glad that mark is gonna let his players play the game without them looking over their shoulder at an angry head coach, the magic of cal basketball is gonna return to haas this november

basketball is a game (and like any celebration of life should be fun)#

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Cal Men's and Women's teams gonna be hooping to a different rhythm this season

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oregon state beavers invading memorial stadium next sat nite at 7:00 pm (where us gonna be?)#
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berkeley grad#
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Still up I see. What is going on with Collin? Looks like Spieth. As soon as he got married his level of play declined.

Go Bears!
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^ willem, still tryna get off europe time rite now but yeah getting married hasn't exactly taken colin's game to the next level but then again poor greens reading & not involving his caddie jj is the real issue here

congrats to the euros

reality is that bruce kopeka is an unlikeable d bag & both cantlay (slowest player on tour & a ucla pompous idiot) & xander passed on the team scouting/bonding trip to italy 2 weeks ago in favor of patrick's stag party

yeah it's a low point for usa golf & even max & rickie aren't immune from low character foto bombs after a crushing defeat

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new selection process for 2025 ryder cup at bethpage black (leave those disinterested off the team)#
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2:43 am fun facts:

1) doggys are always excited about a late nite bonus walk, leashes up at the tree fort

2) 2 separate security vehicles in the hood just asked me & my doggy pack "is everything ok?"

3) the fact ima wearing my marvel superhero boxers & nothing else is probably contributing to the kinda probing questions from security...yeah clothes r for losers
https://www.target.com/p/marvel-mens-2-pack-vintage-superhero-comic-boxers-underwear-boxer-briefs-multicolored/-/A-86086565

4) security in my hood drive jeeps & don't wear yellow jackets like they do in berkeley when innocent people are just tryna to exercise their 6th amendment right to ******* storm the field/court/yoga studio

go to bed, shocky (is melatonin a sign of drug abuse for the sofa king?)#

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monster probability of victories in final season of the pac 12:

1st of all it's kinda interesting how ima already following the acc results (and logistically dreaming of future epic football/east coast golf roadtrips in the fall) & honestly not really interested in any of the pac 12 programs other than stanford...yeah we gotta make sure our uber helicopters got maps in order to go all the way up

1) asu: home game at memorial stadium against a struggling program with multiple injured quarterbacks & the worst offensive line in the pac 12, the sun devils will struggle to score against the bears elite defense

2) stanford: the cards also got major quarterback issues & lack playmaking talent on defense, cal fans are already buying palo alto tixs for the november 19th b-day celebration of shocky & max homa as we gonna ******* storm the field again in an epic celebration of our lives as california golden bears on planet earth

3) washington state: home turf in memorial stadium will be a plus the cougs got the most worser rushing offense in the pac 12 as their best running back is averaging 2.3 yards per carry...fully expect coach sirmon's unit to stuff the run game & hopefully dial up the pressure against cameron ward whose game reminds me of my favorite mccoy...the cougs d is decent but not even remotely great

4) ucla: arguably the most overrated team in the nation, only ranked because of the brand reputation not because of their play on the field...bruins got 3 wins against teams that would get their azzs handed to them by idaho...bet...cal's roster of so cal players will be amped playing in front of their families & friends (just like the texas contingent's fun factor of playing in denton, we are the university of calveston) in the bears final game ever against ucla at the rose bowl

5) oregon state: home field advantage could be the difference maker in what promises to be a game of phsyciality, the team with the the key chunk plays will be victorious...this is the worst 16th ranked team in the nation with 3 victories against teams that would also get their azzs handed to them by idaho...fyi the perennial out of shape jermaine terry has caught 1 pass for 4 yards on the season

6) usc: the oppenheimer game at memorial stadium on october 28th will be sold out in the last meeting of usc & california in our lifetimes, the atmosphere will be ******* electric...this will be the most challenging match up of the season against the trojans elite wide receivers vs the bears takers...if the bears win the field stormin' after the game will see the goal posts torn down & dragged down bancroft

7) oregon: the ducks d is not elite, if the bears can generate offense on the road at autzen & remain calm thru the crowd noise then a victory might be possible...this is a school that cheats at every fork in the road, dana altman is a criminal & an absolute piece of **** as a human being on planet earth...**** the ducks

8) washington: this road game next week in seattle will be an excellent barometer of the cal d, is the bears d arguably the best d in the pac 12 or not?...we gonna find out

9) utah: would be a huge plus if the game is not played at nite in freezing azz salt lake city, not gonna miss the road trips to this dumpy backwards azz town with ugly azz architecture...the utes are gonna roll opponents in 2024 as they compete in the big 12, the conference of truck stop skool academics

the california golden bears are 2-1 rite now, the sky is not falling & if u ask shocky where he lives he's gonna point to the hills & tell u to go all the way up...nothing can stop me (except my abject failure to do a handstand which is holding up my plans/major goal of becoming a substitute yoga teacher)



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updated monster probability of victories in final season of the pac 12:

1) stanford: look the stanford & notre dame lobbying efforts on our behalf are the only reason cal got extended an acc invitation, got it?...anybody criticizing either of these 2 elite academic institutions is a dumb azz...tight end benjamin yurosek is a dangerous nfl calibre receiving threat but there's not a lotta +1 athletes on either side of the ball

2) asu: yeah asu defensive coordinator/future nfl of famer marv lewis is not working overtime this week in prepping the sun devils d against "the easiest team in the pac 12 to gameplan against" with coach wilcox's signature preference in not attacking the middle 3rd of the field (or pitching the ball on the edge to jaydn ott thereby allowing our superstar to operate in space) because of his conservative irrational fear of turnovers...despite the worst offensive line in the pac 12, runnings back cameron skattebo & decarlos brooks are running hard in gaining tough yardage...defensively the real question is coach sirmon gonna dial up the heat on the moderately skilled starting qb drew pyne?...last year in south bend peter opted to scheme break not bend which allowed pyne (who at that point had never played a down of college football) to eventually get into a rhythm & eventually make a couple of plays to lead the irish to a victory over the bears...that's not how morgan scalley would game planned it with the bears d talent...bet

3) oregon state: home field advantage for the bears in 2 weeks against a team that lacks +1 athletes on d & a qb who makes bad decisions when under pressure...the beavs got the 2nd best offensive line in the pac 12 after washington & running back damien martinez (432 yards) gotta relentless non stop motor

4) ucla: very winnable game at the rose bowl in what is likely the final game for a long time between these 2 uc flagships schools...after the last couple of seasons it's absolutely shocking the lack of high end offensive speed for the bruins, the running backs, tight ends & wide receivers (including j-mike) are not +1 athletic high twitch explosive playmakers

5) washington state: qb cameron ward is the real deal but the cougars are 1 dimensional with the worst run game in the pac 12...the d is undersized & plays hard...the home field at memorial stadium could be the difference maker on november 11th, r u gonna b there?

6) usc: throw out the records, the oppenheimer game on october 28th at memorial stadium is gonna be ******* lit!

7) utah: the utes offensive without cameron rising (will he be healthy by the time cal goes to salt lake city on october 14th?) is actually kinda mediocre but morgan scalley is the most fired up & effective defensive coordinator in the western united states

8) oregon: the ducks are rolling right now & autzen is the toughest venue in the pac 12 for visitors

a cal victory against asu this saturday at noon at memorial stadium gets the bears to 3-2 thereby setting up a very winnable home game against oregon state the following week to move to 4-2 & get the program into position to become potentially bowl eligible

r u gonna b in berkeley this saturday?...shocky is gonna be on the ground in nor cal for only 9 hours in order to watch homakawa compete in the 2023 ryder cup

watching cal football on tv is for losers (plus who wanna pass up a hare endorsed go! smart cold organic pressed green juice at the 7/11 on ashby?...and no buying a snickers, some marlboros & a couple of lottery tixs too along with the juice is not a smart yogi move)#
updated monster probability of victories in final season of the pac 12:

1) stanford: troy taylor is not a miracle worker, palo alto needs to create a grad cert program like berkeley in order to retain graduating seniors with eligibility

2) ucla: lack of bruins speed at the skills position is shocking, this is gonna be our last chance to park on the 14th fairway by the roped off green/bunkers of the pasadena golf course

3) oregon state: coach wilcox needs a signature win, fully expect an amped up crowd this sat nite at 7:00 pm at memorial stadium

4) washington state: home field advantage could be the edge the bears need vs traveling to the freezing as **** palouse

5) usc: the bloodiest game in the history of memorial stadium in the final football game between the bears & trojans in our lifetimes

6) utah: without cameron rising the utah offense kinda looks like the asu offense

7) oregon: the ducks live in a truck stop town, not gonna miss the gameday roadtrips to overrated eugene cc (if it wuz within 100 miles of nyc it would never be on any architecture purist's radar)
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