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12:15p, 12/17/23
https://instagr.am/p/C090vLpO8wx
parking lot conversation last nite at 1:47 am while shocky wuz being walked to his car in shreveport:

shocky: excuse miss, why are your crying, is everything all right?

texas tech curvy brunette yoga female (4th from right): not really, im graduating this week from the #159th ranked school in the united states with a kinda worthless degree, as im entering the real world it's finally dawning on me that those that are undereducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy are ******, going to pool and lake parties does not build generational wealth plus ima kinda done living in texas, would really rather go explore the world with someone fun and just keep a condo at turtle creek so i can visit my parents every now and then so they can see the baby

shocky: oh come on, your raiders just dominated the #1 ranked public university in the world plus there's always a bright future at the discount tire in plano, jimmy's adult cabaret in lubbock or the buc-ee's food service statewide training program for a very pretty girl like you!

yoga girl: that's not the future i want!...i want to travel the world and take romantic stagecoach rides thru central park at midnite with someone who makes me laugh and that never takes commercial flights!...how can i meet a cal, stanford or ivy league grad to date and marry?

shocky: wut's ur gpa?

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1:16p, 12/17/23
shocky is the favorite visitor of all time on the texas tech board: https://247sports.com/college/texas-tech/board/102951/Contents/15-extra-practices-222274041/?page=9
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:43p, 12/17/23
Shocky1 do you feel strong about him committing to Cal tonight?
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3:06p, 12/17/23
gk, kalolo (best name evah) gotta actionable offer from usc & a crystal ball or two to the trojans and both utah & arizona are big time football programs right now...the cal advantage is the family atmosphere, the proximity on gamedays for the very close fam, coach bloesch's past document development of raw trench workers with upside & the 3.5 gpa's awareness of the ability to build generational wealth with a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world

building the riordan pipeline is a huge priority for the staff, 4.0 gpa & berkeley moms qb mike mitchell is the #1 quarterback on the staff's 2026 big board

as the world turns (elite offensive line recruits win football games#
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after watching live in person (watching on tv is for losers, the 2024 acc inaugural season is an opportunity for true california golden bears to spend their fall gamedays at memorial stadium) at the independence bowl the lack of footspeed of the bears safeties & also the lack of elite +1 athleticism of the inside backers other than cade uluave, teddye buchanan is a HUGE acquisition for the bears in building a consistent defense

interesting aspect of this recruitment is that teddye won't be graduating with a highly regarded uc davis degree until this may so the current plan is for him to attend as many cal 2024 spring ball practices, etc. as a non physically participating attendee that is learning coach sirmon's playbook...it helps that teddye is smart as ****

look, the sky is not falling (tho some of the whiny azz sr citizens on this board like stykur, golden gone & bluebook probably need a prostate check up or something) & the staff's decision to play faster, quicker & smaller safeties in 2024 that got closing on the ball footspeed is gonna be very important in competing agains the acc predominant spread offenses...isaiah crosby is part of that schematic transformational innovation
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6:12p, 12/17/23
kalolo ta'aga with the commitment to usc

rashawn clark took an official trip to tuscon & is flipping to arizona

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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:19p, 12/17/23
Don't we have two db coaches to lock him down?
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:24p, 12/17/23
Damn we get our ass handed to us by Texas Tech, have a 4* commitment Clark flip to Arizona, and cannot secure a commitment from Kalolo who commits to USC. I would call that a rough weekend for sure.

How are we doing with the official visit with OL Rush. I believe has a an official today. Maybe we can get some good news with him.
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6:36p, 12/17/23

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the staff recognizes that more footspeed is necessary in the defensive backfield with guys that play lockdown coverage & can make plays on the ball, the days of slow azz enforcers like ronnie lott & jack tatum as enforcers are over with the emphasis upon targeting ejections & spread offenses that necessitate downfield coverage ability

welcome to berkeley 5'11" 185 lbs 1st team all big sky defensive back marcus harris from cal's 2023 opponent idaho who got 1 year of remaining eligibility as a grad transfer

harris signed with oregon state out of voo doo donuts high school in portland back in 2019 before snagging 6 interceptions including 2 pic 6s touchdowns during his career at idaho

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
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In reply to easdog1 • 6:45p, 12/17/23
easdog1 said:
Don't we have two db coaches to lock him down?
doggy, agreed we need a special teams coach more than two db coaches...reality is that lower gpa guys who necessitate academic silver bullets for berkeley admissions are always gonna be a concern to either not sign or transfer out early like sam jackson...ignoring gpas for cal football is a fool's errand

consultant ryan longwell has mismanaged the room with the beyond breaking bad dario longhetto for multiple years & inconsistent punting despite the fact that kickers & punters are arguably the highest gpa players at any football position, he's got no excuse for the bears not being elite

coach so'oto as a barely part time special teams coach is NOT the solution, literally every punt the last couple of seasons has been fair catched & the coverage team breakdowns have been numerous...kickofff returns have been blah except for jaydn ott's electrifying touchdown return at the rose bowl

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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:55p, 12/17/23
Shocky1 said:
easdog1 said:
Don't we have two db coaches to lock him down?
doggy, agreed we need a special teams coach more than two db coaches...reality is that lower gpa guys who necessitate academic silver bullets for berkeley admissions are always gonna be a concern to either not sign or transfer out early like sam jackson...ignoring gpas for cal football is a fool's errand

consultant ryan longwell has mismanaged the room with the beyond breaking bad dario longhetto for multiple years & inconsistent punting despite the fact that kickers & punters are arguably the highest gpa players at any football position, he's got no excuse for the bears not being elite

coach so'oto as a barely part time special teams coach is NOT the solution, literally every punt the last couple of seasons has been fair catched & the coverage team breakdowns have been numerous...kickofff returns have been blah except for jaydn ott's electrifying touchdown return at the rose bowl

I can think of one punt against USC that wasn't fair caught - and I wish had been.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:10p, 12/17/23
Shocky1 said:


cal's monster class MAJOR bowl game prediction:

final exams at the #1 ranked public university in the world are held in 20 exam groups from monday morning december 12th thru friday evening december 15th...while this won't affect players in the grad cert programs, this would have a major impact on undergraduate student athletes tryna prepare for a saturday december 16th bowl game at either the la bowl or the independence bowl...that's a lotta studying on the road & proctored finals which is not ideal for furthering optimal gpas much less 100% focused football bowl game prep

furthermore the football program would logistically not be able to fully utilize all 15 ncca allowed bowl game practices prior to a december 16th bowl game which are key devo opportunities for younger players

and that's why the monster thinks the first responder bowl on thursday december 26th at 4:30 pm central time at the gerald ford football stadium (home of smu) in dallas might make the most sense for the program

the first responder bowl would facilitate 100% focus on berkeley final examinations, the utilization of all 15 bowl game practices, a field/gameday familiarity opportunity prior to cal's fall of 2024 acc road game at smu, a home game for cal's numerous texas based bearents/families & the continuation of our university of calverston recruiting branding message in texas (the 2024 high school class got more texas (5) than cali (4) commits, this is becoming ground zero for recruiting)

espn owns & operates the first responder bowl along with their network deal with the acc, horse trading can move stuff around...the acc & big 12 got the power 5 tie ins but may not have enough bowl eligible teams...cusa got a back up tie in but only 4 bowl eligible teams...cal could be the xmas stuffing filler

https://instagr.am/p/C0H-31WOpRX

and that's why the monster thinks the first responder bowl on thursday december 26th at 4:30 pm central time at the gerald ford football stadium (home of smu) in dallas might make the most sense for the program

update: as a fellow haas biz ad classmate of fernando mendoza u would have to be dumb as ***** (like cal's athletic director) to not think nando taking some of his final examinations on the road while simultaneously prepping for the independence bowl did not affect the outcome of the game

nando is NEVER gonna complain but the adults in the room need to protect our student athletes

a real athletic director would've horse traded the independence bowl for the first responder bowl or the sun bowl, cal has a lot of undergraduate starters including true freshman cade uluave who wuz tryna balance both during this week

to think finals NOT impacting the bowl game wuz just stupid, ask haas biz ad grad colin morikawa if he could play his best golf the week of berkeley final examinations, ok?...but the reality is that stupid people make stupid decisions

the dumb azzs will tell u that playing a bowl game almost during finals week in berkeley is really no big deal just like scheduling oregon state no big deal for 2024

james arthur knowlton is not only heading cal athletics towards an existential financial iceberg but he's also hindering the upward trajectory of the cal football program

watching this video gives shocky the same visceral reaction as showing him fotos of rescue doggys that wuz abused

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8:11p, 12/17/23
goggles, wut happened on that usc punt?
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8:17p, 12/17/23
a 6-6 cal team probably does not have the ability to leverage themselves to a better bowl
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8:20p, 12/17/23
What happened to Brett Johnson?
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In reply to Joegeo • 8:25p, 12/17/23
Joegeo said:
a 6-6 cal team probably does not have the ability to leverage themselves to a better bowl
100% disagree joego, the 1st responders bowl is not a better bowl than the independence bowl

reality is that that con artist don't got the connections/relationships within collegiate athletics to horse trade a bowl game plus he's too ******* clueless re: the mental rigors of berkeley final examinations to understand that it would impact player performance
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:32p, 12/17/23
Shocky1 said:
goggles, wut happened on that usc punt?
With Cal up by 7 in the 4th, Hunter fumbled on the 18 yard line. It was the turning point of the game. And, to your point, at the time I thought "why of all times did Cal not call a fair catch?".
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12:40a, 12/18/23


thx goggles, tho jeremiah got usually reliable hands he wuz an odd choice as the 2023 punt returner as he lacks the lateral shiftiness of quick twitch movements that makes the 1st coverage guy miss the tackle
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In reply to DiabloWags • 12:42a, 12/18/23
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Big C said:

O-line, to date much improved over last season, didn't do much this evening in Shreveport. We need a talent upgrade.
That was a F-ing disaster last night.
r u referring to ur inability to get to the bowl game in shreveport last nite?
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12:57a, 12/18/23
will be interesting to see if dayton "day day" aupiu locks down his cal commitment & signs this wednesday on the 1st day of the fall signing period
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1:08a, 12/18/23
2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 21 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
raymond woodie iii, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program

2024 new schollys: right now there are 21 NEW scholly additions

marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
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thx for the heads up, cam, this is another MAJOR mismanagement of the kicking room by consultant ryan longwell who stubbornly stuck with 3 iron trajectory beyond breaking bad kicker dario longhetto for multiple seasons, never helped the confidence level of michael luckhurst & then called mateen to let him know he would not be receiving a scholly for the 2024 season despite a near perfect kicking record...and yeah we've had slightly north of mediocre/inconsistent punting during the longwell reign of visiting around once a month to check up on the kickers & punters

longwell wants to bring in his guy who isn't even in the portal yet who missed all of his field goals this season

coach wilcox's stubborn refusal to hire a full time special teams coach needs to be more adaptive of the realities of the close margins of cal football games that often hinge on special teams play which is something that the bears have been outclassed in during every season of the justin head coaching era

if you watch california golden bears special teams, my advice is just look away...

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:31p, 12/18/23
Shocky, Luckhurts is losing scholly why wouldn't Mateen get it? And why would the team bring in a worse kicker?

Not trying to discredit you but that doesn't make any sense.
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In reply to oskiswifeshusband • 4:17p, 12/18/23
oskiswifeshusband said:
Shocky, Luckhurts is losing scholly why wouldn't Mateen get it? And why would the team bring in a worse kicker?

Not trying to discredit you but that doesn't make any sense.
It got promi$ed to someone else by someone who has the relationships to control the pick apparently.
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In reply to rkt88edmo • 4:19p, 12/18/23
*** kind of pyramid scheme politics are those??
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4:26p, 12/18/23
"Longwell wants to bring in his guy who isn't even in the portal yet who missed all of his field goals this season"

Who is this mystery guy that Longwell wants to bring in that is not in the portal yet and missed all of his field goals this season?
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In reply to oski003 • 4:32p, 12/18/23
oski003 said:

Who is this mystery guy that Longwell wants to bring in that is not in the portal yet and missed all of his field goals this season?
Putting together snippets I've read on various threads on this board over the past month, I would say take a look at the Georgia Tech roster and look for a kicker who went 0 for 3 in field goal attempts this season.
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In reply to philbert • 4:41p, 12/18/23

Somebody so inclined should go on that stupid Texazz Tech board, find the clown who said "no way a guy named Rush would ever come to Berkeley" and see what he has to say now!
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4:42p, 12/18/23
is JW committed to winning (BI story) if we get a worse kicker after terrible ST play, no ST coach, regression on D and won't fire his buddy?
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:10p, 12/18/23
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Shocky1 said:
cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has extended an offer to montana state (former teammate of tj session) grad transfer 6'5" 300 lbs rush reimer (great name) from camas washington who got 1 year of remaining eligiblity


rush would fit in well with cali's outdoorsy vibe, he's not afraid of flying higher than helicopters or something

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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

rush has officially tripped to low academic bad weather truck stop town skools boise state & texas tech and will be taking an official visit to berkeley this sunday (the day after the independence bowl) with the intent of making a decision next week for an enrollment in january

rush, yeah the weather is beautiful in cali, the bears r gonna play in the acc in 2024, former grizzlies teammate tj session is a leader of cal's monster offensive line & the grad cert program diploma from the #1 ranked public university in the world is gonna look good on ur resume once football is done with u

but no coach bloesch is not gonna do that high flying water **** with u (coach saffell might be crazy enuf tho) this summer in nor cal which gotta million lakes & one pacific ocean...yeah think about that, ok?

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In reply to Big C • 6:13p, 12/18/23
Big C said:

Somebody so inclined should go on that stupid Texazz Tech board, find the clown who said "no way a guy named Rush would ever come to Berkeley" and see what he has to say now!
https://247sports.com/college/texas-tech/board/102951/Contents/15-extra-practices-222274041/?page=11
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In reply to oski003 • 6:16p, 12/18/23
oski003 said:
"Longwell wants to bring in his guy who isn't even in the portal yet who missed all of his field goals this season"

Who is this mystery guy that Longwell wants to bring in that is not in the portal yet and missed all of his field goals this season?
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