https://instagr.am/p/C1NWJniuy4i
life is complicated (sigh)#
Shocky1 said:Kings G League player Chance Comanche, accused of murder, appears in Sacramento court https://t.co/S913oqUyhj
— The Sacramento Bee (@sacbee_news) December 20, 2023
https://www.sacbee.com/sports/nba/sacramento-kings/article283226043.html
back in the day during the cal monster era of multiple mcdonalds all americans playing in front of sold out almost 11,000 frenzied fans on gamedays, the staff brought in chase comanche for an unofficial visit during the bears epic victory over the then #1 ranked wildcats on justin cobbs ice in his veins moneyball dagger to the heart
this wuz covered by the monster...but let me tell u know wut the monster didn't tell u about that visit, ok?
bigs coach gregg gottlieb tole me that chance (in front of his moms melissa mcgee who wuz a wbb all american at long beach state) asked if our men's basketball players had to go to classes & did anybody take all the tests for them?
coach montgomery ended that recruitment almost on the spot...gregg & i laughed about chance being a dumb azz & we wuz both in agreement that arizona or usc would be a better fit given his academic profile
and now comanche is gonna spend the rest of his life rotting in jail hopefully getting azz raped nightly or something
my daughter taylor met arizona all american rawle alkins once in old town, he's kinda obsessed with tay & sends her messages all the time which she ignores...rawle tole her he never took a class during his multiple years in tuscon, there wuz 100% academic fraud to keep alkins eligible
https://instagr.am/p/BOTs5_CAt5s
bottom line, when cal fans wanna know why can't we be more like arizona or florida state, they got no ******* idea of the **** going on at those schools, got it?
yeah bear down in tuscon
the donut boy of tuscon (wuz a piece of ****)#
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru academic achievement and reading books & **** like that)
Final from Vegas pic.twitter.com/Jptx1hyqLd
— Arizona Basketball (@ArizonaMBB) December 23, 2023
MOOOVIE 🎬#ProBowlVote @cambeezy_ pic.twitter.com/katBoIftx1
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) December 22, 2023
JB was a Chieftain said:Shocky1 said:Go Bears 🐻 #committed #backinthebay @CalFootball @CoachToler pic.twitter.com/gSHbz3nm59
— Cole Boscia (@BosciaCole) December 21, 2023
3.9 gpa former colorado transfer portal wr coming home from caldecott tunnel hs as a pwo#
Caldecott HS should refer to Acalanes, Miramonte, & Campolindo. I'd go Blackhawk HS for anything Danville related.
shocky building a strong connection with boomer sooner fans!Shocky1 said:
Hey, this is McKade Matteur and I'd like to just clarify a few things about the differences between Cal and Oklahoma, ok?
First of all there are like a million Asians around campus, it's kinda like being in China or something. And a lotta Gays too.
Second of all, everyone is super sensitive. Like when I would try to talk to my teammates about Sandy Hook & the Holocaust not really happening, none of them wuz very respectful to me other than Luke Rubenzer.
And when I tole them that our true President Donald J. Trump was rightfully elected they would ask me for conclusive proof and other stupid **** like that.
Thirdly, I got no problem with Blacks but they need to know their place, ok? In Norman they know how to act right, got it? Reality is that slavery wuz not all that bad like the history books say it wuz.
Right now I gotta couple sexual harassment (ok, maybe rape, whatever) charges pending but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands and got this covered with a good defense firm plus the Sheriff in Norman is a Sooners football season tix holder & also the local Judge got bloodstains on his hands too.
As for Wilcox when I tole him I wuz gonna transfer he said "Well McKade we will support you in whatever you feel you need to do next in life" instead of just giving me a bag of money from donors like they do here in Oklahoma.
Look, I'm not stupid, I fully realize that a Oklahoma degree ain't worth **** but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands so I'm not gonna be doing tractor sales & living in Section 8 housing like most of my teammates.
I'm glad to be out of California, BOOMER SOONERS, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-McKade Metteur
Members - This is a friendly #reminder that the deadline to redeem 2023 shop credit is December 19th. (which was Tuesday)
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) December 22, 2023
Random jr golf story.
— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) December 23, 2023
I was playing a nine hole tournament in the 8 and under division in San Diego. This was my last tournament of the summer and for the first time ever, I was playing well enough to maybe win my very first tournament. I was anxiously watching the scores come…
I try my best to have style, but I’ve never had to worry about swag https://t.co/vNyaMlqpY5 pic.twitter.com/9j0udxndjm
— max homa (@Maxhoma) December 6, 2023
When someone from the west coast visits NYC for the first time @BarstoolSC pic.twitter.com/8knBUPr96K
— Barstool U (@BarstoolU) December 24, 2023
cal's monster class analysis of the orange bowl:Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C0YW12CsE92FSU outside counsel puts it bluntly, saying that Stanford, SMU and Cal do not have Tier I media appeal in football.
— Pete Nakos (@PeteNakos_) December 22, 2023
cal's monster offensive line official announcement:
the bears new #1 most HATED RIVAL (replacing usc) moving forward in the inaugural acc season is florida state
the 2024 road game to tallahassee with a side trip for world class golf at the streamsong resort is gonna be EPIC...yeah watching cal football on tv is for losers, do u got ur season tix(s)?
cap
**** the seminoles#
BALL!!!@cambeezy_ @ivan_pacejr
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) December 24, 2023
📺: @NFLonFOX pic.twitter.com/cEo2Nu2OUj
100% committed to MINOT STATE UNIVERSITY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/Mi3eLUGAhL
— Aidan Lee (@lee_leeaidan) December 20, 2023
As they say in ND, why not Minot?!Shocky1 said:100% committed to MINOT STATE UNIVERSITY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/Mi3eLUGAhL
— Aidan Lee (@lee_leeaidan) December 20, 2023
Big C said:JB was a Chieftain said:Shocky1 said:Go Bears 🐻 #committed #backinthebay @CalFootball @CoachToler pic.twitter.com/gSHbz3nm59
— Cole Boscia (@BosciaCole) December 21, 2023
3.9 gpa former colorado transfer portal wr coming home from caldecott tunnel hs as a pwo#
Caldecott HS should refer to Acalanes, Miramonte, & Campolindo. I'd go Blackhawk HS for anything Danville related.
Where does Las Lomas figure in, No-Man's Land?
Umunhum said:As they say in ND, why not Minot?!Shocky1 said:100% committed to MINOT STATE UNIVERSITY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/Mi3eLUGAhL
— Aidan Lee (@lee_leeaidan) December 20, 2023
Shocky1 said:THANK YOU HAWAII💚
— JÖŚHÙÃ ÀTKÌŃŚ™️ (@joshuaatkins88) December 21, 2023
3 years of Eligibility
FOREVER GRATEFUL🙏🏾🫶🏾 pic.twitter.com/kFW8vAS8Y6
cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:
offer from coach bloesch & coach leighton to hawaii portal transfer trench worker josh atkins who also attended houston after graduating from mansfield timberview high school in arlington, texas...3 years of remaining eligibility
the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the great state of texas)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
TAPE❗️ pic.twitter.com/6pMo9fTrPV
— JÖŚHÙÃ ÀTKÌŃŚ™️ (@joshuaatkins88) December 21, 2023
Shocky1 said:
Happy Holidays Cal Berkeley Bears Fans!!!!!
Greeting from Colorado Springs where's it's a wintry wonderland!
Anyways a couple of exciting developments!
First of all, Cal Athletics is continuing to head towards an existential financial iceberg that threatens the future of all sport teams but the Good News is that I don't really understand any of these financial statement that my CFO Tom Lowry (handpicked from the Air Force) is sharing with me so wut me worry!
Trust me, we're not gonna cut any sport teams or rightsize any of our bureaucrat bloat, our plan is just to secretly borrow another at least $11,000,000 from the Central Campus and just hope Shocky doesn't do his public records informations requests again, so annoying.
Second of all, I'm proud to be part of arguably the GREATEST DIP in the history of college athletics, check out Coach Wilcox trying to avoid my swarmy handshake of congratulations after the UCLA victory!— Cal Rivals (@CalRivals) November 26, 2023
Thirdly, a proud shout out to Markeisha on our basketball attendance records this season. The Girl's team reportedly actually had less than 200 actual spectators at their last game and Boy's team had 2516 at their last game at Haas, wow. Our savvy decision to not build the future season tix/donor base by refusing to offer FREE tickets to all students is really paying off BIG TIME!
Last of all, don't believe my critics, the much promised Cal Basketball Practice Facility will officially break ground in mid to late January, you have my promise on this!
Go Cal Berkeley Bears!!!
General James Arthur Knowlton
Administrators were meeting to add teams to the conference and discuss possible TV terms but votes weren't unanimous because Cal's chancellor was "absent." Christ literally sat out essential meetings. https://t.co/owniAaS6EB
— . (@GoBears_510) December 24, 2023
This the 1️⃣ y’all been waiting for.. 🫣🐯 #preytogether #HailWildcats pic.twitter.com/9LC27hdXPt
— 1️⃣Way Ray (@Raymoney333) December 25, 2023
Shocky1 said:70 hours a week worked, hundreds and hundreds of lessons given, countless scorecards dotted, and the members reward me with a fucking tin of popcorn? This is probably my last year in the biz. pic.twitter.com/eC7tB7OC83
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) December 24, 2023
holy toledo, the seminole's starting qb1 thomas rodemaker for the orange bowl announced today on xmas that he's gonna enter the transfer portal, florida state will now start the program's only remaining scholly qb a true freshman brock glenn against the georgia bulldogsShocky1 said:cal's monster class analysis of the orange bowl:Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C0YW12CsE92FSU outside counsel puts it bluntly, saying that Stanford, SMU and Cal do not have Tier I media appeal in football.
— Pete Nakos (@PeteNakos_) December 22, 2023
cal's monster offensive line official announcement:
the bears new #1 most HATED RIVAL (replacing usc) moving forward in the inaugural acc season is florida state
the 2024 road game to tallahassee with a side trip for world class golf at the streamsong resort is gonna be EPIC...yeah watching cal football on tv is for losers, do u got ur season tix(s)?
cap
**** the seminoles#
yeah the bowl game of most interest to me is the match up between our new MOST HATED arch rival florida state (voted against cal along with clemson & north clemson to getting an invitation to the acc)
hopefully the georgia bulldogs will viciously rabid dog bite the self entitled non academic (fsu is not an aau accredited university which is a big deal to the big 10) seminoles
so whose gonna miss the bowl game for 13-0 florida state?
jordan travis, quarterback, injured (will be out of eligibility): 2,756 passing yards & 154.5 qb rating
aj duffy, quarterback, transfer portal to san diego state
thomas rodemaker, quarterback, transfer portal
troy benson, running back, declared for nfl: 905 yards & 5.8 ypc
rodney hill, running back, transfer portal to famu: 3rd leading rusher
cj campbell, running back, transfer portal to fau
keon coleman, wide receiver, declared for nfl: 50 catches for 658 yards
johnny wilson, wide receiver, declared for nfl: 41 catches for 617 yards
jaheim bell, tight end, declared for nfl: 39 catches for 503 yards
markston douglas, tight end, transfer portal to asu: 11 catches for 136 yards
bless harris, offensive lineman, transfer portal to tcu
daughtry richardson, offensive lineman, transfer portal to fau
qae'shon sapp, offensive lineman, transfer portal to famu
thomas schrader, offensive lineman, transfer portal
jared verse, defensive end, declared for nfl: 12.5 tackles for loss & 9 sacks
fabien lovett, defensive tackle, declared for nfl: 22 tackles & 4 tackles for loss
dj lundy, linebacker, transfer portal to colorado: 53 tackles & 6 tackles for loss
dylan brown-turner, linebacker, transfer portal
tyler keltner, kicker, transfer portal
additional opt outs are expected for the bowl game
hard to imagine the seminoles moving the ball & scoring against the bulldogs with their depleted offense
and yeah the 2024 cal road game to tallahassee next fall is gonna be epic, r u gonna be there?
Shocky1 said:BALL!!!@cambeezy_ @ivan_pacejr
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) December 24, 2023
📺: @NFLonFOX pic.twitter.com/cEo2Nu2OUj
creating turnovers gets u paid in the national football league#
.@thomasmorstead mixing it up and of course it's @ashtyn who recovers the fumble!#WASvsNYJ on CBS pic.twitter.com/USbshfAyIC
— New York Jets (@nyjets) December 24, 2023