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5:41p, 12/23/23
jb, blackhawk in danville got 2 garbage time housing development poorly routed unwalkable golf courses, wuz gonna list cole as a grad of rich **** cartball high school but didn't think anybody other than colin morikawa could figure out the wraparound

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life is complicated (sigh)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:50p, 12/23/23
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https://www.sacbee.com/sports/nba/sacramento-kings/article283226043.html
back in the day during the cal monster era of multiple mcdonalds all americans playing in front of sold out almost 11,000 frenzied fans on gamedays, the staff brought in chase comanche for an unofficial visit during the bears epic victory over the then #1 ranked wildcats on justin cobbs ice in his veins moneyball dagger to the heart

this wuz covered by the monster...but let me tell u know wut the monster didn't tell u about that visit, ok?

bigs coach gregg gottlieb tole me that chance (in front of his moms melissa mcgee who wuz a wbb all american at long beach state) asked if our men's basketball players had to go to classes & did anybody take all the tests for them?

coach montgomery ended that recruitment almost on the spot...gregg & i laughed about chance being a dumb azz & we wuz both in agreement that arizona or usc would be a better fit given his academic profile

and now comanche is gonna spend the rest of his life rotting in jail hopefully getting azz raped nightly or something

my daughter taylor met arizona all american rawle alkins once in old town, he's kinda obsessed with tay & sends her messages all the time which she ignores...rawle tole her he never took a class during his multiple years in tuscon, there wuz 100% academic fraud to keep alkins eligible

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bottom line, when cal fans wanna know why can't we be more like arizona or florida state, they got no ******* idea of the **** going on at those schools, got it?

yeah bear down in tuscon

the donut boy of tuscon (wuz a piece of ****)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru academic achievement and reading books & **** like that)

them arizona wildcats lose to florida atlantic below decks 96-95 in las vegas

wut's kinda funny is that the primary arizona basketball fan board got zero mentions of their former player chance comanche being arrested for killing a hooker in las vegas with the assistance of his girlfriend (also a hooker) in las vegas

but there is a kinda vague reference to shocky by one of the board's mods (who also has a sports talk show in tuscon) mike luke which he started after the monster made the above post
https://247sports.com/college/arizona/board/102968/Contents/serious-question-that-someone-posed-223787692/?page=1

serious question: has anyone ever met a diehard arizona wildcat fan who wuz even slightly concerned that the basketball program commits 100% academic fraud which for some is apparently a pathway to becoming a murderer?

bear down (with ZERO academic integrity)#
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6:40p, 12/23/23
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wut up craig?...if u got gas today back home with the fam, plz tell me that u didn't get the bbq brisket sandwich with fried onions rings & a 32 oz dr pepper with a slab of fudge for desert at buc-ee's, ok?

as u work ur azz off daily to improve ur FOOTSPEED (and 40 time) in preparation for earning 1st team all atlantic coast conference honors next season & hearing ur name called at the 2025 national football league draft, maybe u should be working out with doms at chalk?

hot yoga is fun (if ur partner in the class isn't scary azz looking like peter sirmon or something)#
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8:14p, 12/23/23
WARNING: do not watch this video if ur emotionally unavailable & afraid of crying out loud, got it?


Great video of Jamaal Wiley and his family (thanks for the tears trigger warning, Shocky).
Really hoping this young man has a successful football career, but even more I hope he gets a degree and makes his family proud.
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In reply to JB was a Chieftain • 9:40p, 12/23/23
JB was a Chieftain said:
Shocky1 said:

3.9 gpa former colorado transfer portal wr coming home from caldecott tunnel hs as a pwo#


Caldecott HS should refer to Acalanes, Miramonte, & Campolindo. I'd go Blackhawk HS for anything Danville related.

Where does Las Lomas figure in, No-Man's Land?
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^ bart station high school



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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:04p, 12/23/23
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Hey, this is McKade Matteur and I'd like to just clarify a few things about the differences between Cal and Oklahoma, ok?

First of all there are like a million Asians around campus, it's kinda like being in China or something. And a lotta Gays too.

Second of all, everyone is super sensitive. Like when I would try to talk to my teammates about Sandy Hook & the Holocaust not really happening, none of them wuz very respectful to me other than Luke Rubenzer.

And when I tole them that our true President Donald J. Trump was rightfully elected they would ask me for conclusive proof and other stupid **** like that.

Thirdly, I got no problem with Blacks but they need to know their place, ok? In Norman they know how to act right, got it? Reality is that slavery wuz not all that bad like the history books say it wuz.

Right now I gotta couple sexual harassment (ok, maybe rape, whatever) charges pending but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands and got this covered with a good defense firm plus the Sheriff in Norman is a Sooners football season tix holder & also the local Judge got bloodstains on his hands too.

As for Wilcox when I tole him I wuz gonna transfer he said "Well McKade we will support you in whatever you feel you need to do next in life" instead of just giving me a bag of money from donors like they do here in Oklahoma.

Look, I'm not stupid, I fully realize that a Oklahoma degree ain't worth **** but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands so I'm not gonna be doing tractor sales & living in Section 8 housing like most of my teammates.

I'm glad to be out of California, BOOMER SOONERS, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-McKade Metteur

shocky building a strong connection with boomer sooner fans!
https://247sports.com/college/oklahoma/board/103683/Contents/mckade-matteur-223473541/?page=1

gotta be honest with u, it's gonna be both informative & wildly fascinating to report back here over the next couple of months to track mckade's future employment as matteur (the bowl game will be his final football game of his life) enters the real world after trading a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world for an oklahoma degree that "ain't worth ****"

mckade got a very bright future!

BOOMER SOONERS, baby#
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cheater#
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colin sand play prep work for 2024 pga tour season (haas biz ad grads love doggys)#
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10:19a, 12/24/23

fight on (against technology & inanimate objects)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:49p, 12/24/23
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C0YW12CsE92

cal's monster offensive line official announcement:

the bears new #1 most HATED RIVAL (replacing usc) moving forward in the inaugural acc season is florida state

the 2024 road game to tallahassee with a side trip for world class golf at the streamsong resort is gonna be EPIC...yeah watching cal football on tv is for losers, do u got ur season tix(s)?

cap

**** the seminoles#
cal's monster class analysis of the orange bowl:

yeah the bowl game of most interest to me is the match up between our new MOST HATED arch rival florida state (voted against cal along with clemson & north clemson to getting an invitation to the acc)

hopefully the georgia bulldogs will viciously rabid dog bite the self entitled non academic (fsu is not an aau accredited university which is a big deal to the big 10) seminoles

so whose gonna miss the bowl game for 13-0 florida state?

jordan travis, quarterback, injured (will be out of eligibility): 2,756 passing yards & 154.5 qb rating
aj duffy, quarterback, transfer portal to san diego state
thomas rodemaker, quarterback, transfer portal
troy benson, running back, declared for nfl: 905 yards & 5.8 ypc
rodney hill, running back, transfer portal to famu: 3rd leading rusher
cj campbell, running back, transfer portal to fau
keon coleman, wide receiver, declared for nfl: 50 catches for 658 yards
johnny wilson, wide receiver, declared for nfl: 41 catches for 617 yards
jaheim bell, tight end, declared for nfl: 39 catches for 503 yards
markston douglas, tight end, transfer portal to asu: 11 catches for 136 yards
bless harris, offensive lineman, transfer portal to tcu
daughtry richardson, offensive lineman, transfer portal to fau
qae'shon sapp, offensive lineman, transfer portal to famu
thomas schrader, offensive lineman, transfer portal
jared verse, defensive end, declared for nfl: 12.5 tackles for loss & 9 sacks
fabien lovett, defensive tackle, declared for nfl: 22 tackles & 4 tackles for loss
dj lundy, linebacker, transfer portal to colorado: 53 tackles & 6 tackles for loss
dylan brown-turner, linebacker, transfer portal
tyler keltner, kicker, transfer portal

additional opt outs are expected for the bowl game

hard to imagine the seminoles moving the ball & scoring against the bulldogs with their depleted offense

and yeah the 2024 cal road game to tallahassee next fall is gonna be epic, r u gonna be there?
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:06p, 12/24/23
Looking forward to the Bulldogs taking the Seminoles to the wood shed. Hope Seminole nation enjoys good ole humble pie.
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3:07p, 12/24/23

creating turnovers gets u paid in the national football league#
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5:52p, 12/24/23

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 24 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program
ray woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/ob...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...haas global access program

yeah there wuz 36 scholly departures for the 2023 season:

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...now a walk on for final semester, already earned berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement, will earn berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...fooball retirement, will earn berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college & minot state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer

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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:59p, 12/24/23
Shocky1 said:

As they say in ND, why not Minot?!
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6:13p, 12/24/23
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oooohaaaah, well for one thing there's ZERO world top 100 golf courses in minot & secondly they don't got a got yoga/meditation degree for cal grad transfers/future substitute yoga teachers that got their azzs handed to them today at nooner modern yoga by the curvy brunette yoga female substitute teacher with a redunkulous core



shut up shocky (ur a grinch)#
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8:55p, 12/24/23

2023 & 2024 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2024 & 2023 yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2024 class:
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.0+ gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 26 2024 scholly & 37 of these 2023 recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

don't forget to take the chicken out#

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In reply to Big C • 9:03p, 12/24/23
Big C said:
JB was a Chieftain said:
Shocky1 said:

3.9 gpa former colorado transfer portal wr coming home from caldecott tunnel hs as a pwo#


Caldecott HS should refer to Acalanes, Miramonte, & Campolindo. I'd go Blackhawk HS for anything Danville related.

Where does Las Lomas figure in, No-Man's Land?


Shall now be referred to as Heather Farms High
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9:15p, 12/24/23
jb, wut ur saying kinda makes no sense, this video don't show no football fields at heather farms high school

https://instagr.am/p/CxV7zUxPcG2
bart station high school#
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In reply to Umunhum • 9:27p, 12/24/23
Umunhum said:
Shocky1 said:

As they say in ND, why not Minot?!


Dream school.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:44p, 12/24/23
Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

offer from coach bloesch & coach leighton to hawaii portal transfer trench worker josh atkins who also attended houston after graduating from mansfield timberview high school in arlington, texas...3 years of remaining eligibility

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the great state of texas)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

not living in the buc-ee's desert section (quick twitch aggression)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:50a, 12/25/23
Shocky1 said:

Happy Holidays Cal Berkeley Bears Fans!!!!!

Greeting from Colorado Springs where's it's a wintry wonderland!

Anyways a couple of exciting developments!

First of all, Cal Athletics is continuing to head towards an existential financial iceberg that threatens the future of all sport teams but the Good News is that I don't really understand any of these financial statement that my CFO Tom Lowry (handpicked from the Air Force) is sharing with me so wut me worry!

Trust me, we're not gonna cut any sport teams or rightsize any of our bureaucrat bloat, our plan is just to secretly borrow another at least $11,000,000 from the Central Campus and just hope Shocky doesn't do his public records informations requests again, so annoying.

Second of all, I'm proud to be part of arguably the GREATEST DIP in the history of college athletics, check out Coach Wilcox trying to avoid my swarmy handshake of congratulations after the UCLA victory!


Thirdly, a proud shout out to Markeisha on our basketball attendance records this season. The Girl's team reportedly actually had less than 200 actual spectators at their last game and Boy's team had 2516 at their last game at Haas, wow. Our savvy decision to not build the future season tix/donor base by refusing to offer FREE tickets to all students is really paying off BIG TIME!

Last of all, don't believe my critics, the much promised Cal Basketball Practice Facility will officially break ground in mid to late January, you have my promise on this!

Go Cal Berkeley Bears!!!

General James Arthur Knowlton

as reported here multiple times christ & knowlton (as a proxy) were NOT involved (which is a dereliction of their duties) in the pac 12 discussions & votes re: the future...furthermore, christ ran point on the failed calimony with ucla which knowlton told multiple donors groups that it wuz a "50/50" deal...yeah the 50/50 odds are kinda like his signing the 2024 oregon state game contract & the odds he isn't working remotely from colorado springs on any given day...the odds of knowlton not playing dodgeball with any interview requests or not tryna secret borrow tens of millions dollars again (there will be never be future revenues to repay this debt) instead of cutting sport teams & reducing bureaucratic bloat is 100%

really bad odds (with the con artist)#
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6:57a, 12/25/23
https://instagr.am/p/C1KsTVApmhS


berkeley is shocky's alma mater (**** balenciaga)#
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7:10a, 12/25/23
Knowlton's favorite song.

"Smoke and Mirrors"
"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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11:27a, 12/25/23
All I want for Christmas is for Knowlton to move on.
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6:35p, 12/25/23
2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 24 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program

2024 new schollys: right now there are 26 NEW scholly additions

ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:40p, 12/25/23
Asher Alberding saying he's retired per his Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C09ziUkPktk/?igsh=MTdlMjRlYjZlMQ==
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7:02p, 12/25/23
^ thx cam, asher is a true student athlete in the haas global access program like jackson sirmon (fernando mendoza is in the undergraduate haas biz school), departure lists will be updated

future ceo of buc-ee's#

https://instagr.am/p/C1TLbgvA4ho
the university of calveston (is asher alberding's alma mater)#
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Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C0YW12CsE92

cal's monster offensive line official announcement:

the bears new #1 most HATED RIVAL (replacing usc) moving forward in the inaugural acc season is florida state

the 2024 road game to tallahassee with a side trip for world class golf at the streamsong resort is gonna be EPIC...yeah watching cal football on tv is for losers, do u got ur season tix(s)?

cap

**** the seminoles#
cal's monster class analysis of the orange bowl:

yeah the bowl game of most interest to me is the match up between our new MOST HATED arch rival florida state (voted against cal along with clemson & north clemson to getting an invitation to the acc)

hopefully the georgia bulldogs will viciously rabid dog bite the self entitled non academic (fsu is not an aau accredited university which is a big deal to the big 10) seminoles

so whose gonna miss the bowl game for 13-0 florida state?

jordan travis, quarterback, injured (will be out of eligibility): 2,756 passing yards & 154.5 qb rating
aj duffy, quarterback, transfer portal to san diego state
thomas rodemaker, quarterback, transfer portal
troy benson, running back, declared for nfl: 905 yards & 5.8 ypc
rodney hill, running back, transfer portal to famu: 3rd leading rusher
cj campbell, running back, transfer portal to fau
keon coleman, wide receiver, declared for nfl: 50 catches for 658 yards
johnny wilson, wide receiver, declared for nfl: 41 catches for 617 yards
jaheim bell, tight end, declared for nfl: 39 catches for 503 yards
markston douglas, tight end, transfer portal to asu: 11 catches for 136 yards
bless harris, offensive lineman, transfer portal to tcu
daughtry richardson, offensive lineman, transfer portal to fau
qae'shon sapp, offensive lineman, transfer portal to famu
thomas schrader, offensive lineman, transfer portal
jared verse, defensive end, declared for nfl: 12.5 tackles for loss & 9 sacks
fabien lovett, defensive tackle, declared for nfl: 22 tackles & 4 tackles for loss
dj lundy, linebacker, transfer portal to colorado: 53 tackles & 6 tackles for loss
dylan brown-turner, linebacker, transfer portal
tyler keltner, kicker, transfer portal

additional opt outs are expected for the bowl game

hard to imagine the seminoles moving the ball & scoring against the bulldogs with their depleted offense

and yeah the 2024 cal road game to tallahassee next fall is gonna be epic, r u gonna be there?
holy toledo, the seminole's starting qb1 thomas rodemaker for the orange bowl announced today on xmas that he's gonna enter the transfer portal, florida state will now start the program's only remaining scholly qb a true freshman brock glenn against the georgia bulldogs

wut could possibly go wrong?

**** the seminoles#
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creating turnovers gets u paid in the national football league#

ball hawking turnovers get u paid in the national football league#
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