2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 26 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal...no berkeley degree

2024 new schollys: right now there are 27 NEW scholly additions

kadarius calloway, running back (3.2 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

Much love for my guy @BigChrisPaul! Proud of you my man! pic.twitter.com/buI1DFFaxu

— Mike Bloesch (@MikeBloesch) January 5, 2024

coach bloesch's nfl development requires focus, discipline, daily incremental improvement & an occasional cheat meal at buc-ee's

the university of calvestion is recruiting u to join cal's monster monster offensive line (wut's ur gpa?)

plz don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz)#

Shocky1 said:

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wild piggy r kinda like scratchy rescue doggys (bacon is for losers)#

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love u, sweetie#

Shocky1 said:

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j mike is gonna be returning to ucla after requesting nfl draft evaluations and finding out his route running is considered undisciplined & that he lacks the footspeed to create separation

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If I were the receiver coach I would be very interested in this evaluation and make sure I was teaching and coaching the right things. Hard to coach up NFL speed but not hard to coach up good route running. What do I know though. Maybe NFL scouts are FOS.

Big C said:

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Curious if $C is taking Richardson on a scholarship. It would seem odd that they would give a schollie to a player that we were only offering PWO to. When has that ever happened? Or could this be a case of offering NIL in lieu of a scholarship?

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full scholly ride to south central, moms is a usc law school grad, terrific young man with a bright future off the field

coach toler needs to reserve schollys exclusively for burners with speed that can create separation

timed 40's matter (in the nfl & berkeley)#

Shocky1 said:

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j mike is gonna be returning to ucla after requesting nfl draft evaluations and finding out his route running is considered undisciplined & that he lacks the footspeed to create separation

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I for one am shocked by this stunning revelation.

walter, yeah so wuz j-mike & his dad

Shocky1 said:

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walter, yeah so wuz j-mike & his dad

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You mean a handful of go routes against G5 comp doesn't get you minted in the League? Who knew.

NFL receivers get paid at the LOS and coming out of breaks.

Shocky1 said:

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j mike is gonna be returning to ucla after requesting nfl draft evaluations and finding out his route running is considered undisciplined & that he lacks the footspeed to create separation

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Wasn't J Mike a state track star in high school in Texas? Seems like his foot speed should not be the issue.

pitts, j mike looked to play around 210-215 lbs this season for the bruins, he's probably lost a step since high school while bulking up his body...bottom line, sturdivant runs sloppy routes & don't create separation from dbs and the national football league isn't interested in that ****

wut's ur electronic 40? (speed get paid in the nfl)#

The goggles tho 😮‍💨🔥🐻⚡️ #GoBears https://t.co/8ygCa7rqFH

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) January 5, 2024

Excited to end this dead period! @ZipsFB @CoachFess pic.twitter.com/AybHfTPXpB

— Ben Finley (@bfin_5) January 3, 2024

congrats to the zip's next great qb1 (above list updated)#

kapalua tournament of champions 2nd round update:

When going right at it pays off 💪@Collin_Morikawa knocks it close @TheSentry. pic.twitter.com/GNcQNOZu7l

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 5, 2024

with 36 holes of bogey free precision collin morikawa is in contention heading into the weekend after a 66 & is 14 under par...weird club selection choice by collin on the par 5 9th hole when selecting a utility club for putting up the green's upslope which from 50 feet he skulled almost 70 feet & a momentum killing par...but morikawa learned from this mistake & on the next par 5 15th hole from off the fringe he used his putter to trundle it to within a kick in birdie

byeong hun an is also at 14 under par which included the shot of the day when he knocked his 272 yard 2nd shot to 6 feet on the epic iconic dramatically downhill towards the pacific ccean par 5 18th hole for an eagle 3 to wrap up on his fantastic round of 9 under par 64

bad news bear max homa swore like shocky a couple of times including a very loud **** after missing a birdie putt on the 15th hole but still shot a 69 & is at 10 under par...hopefully mr potty mouth will chill the **** out on maui tonite & be ready to compete with focused intention (unlike me most of the time at modern yoga with my head in the clouds) tomorrow

Put in that work Michelle💪 pic.twitter.com/jRTjdTep70

— Cal Basketball (@CalWBBall) January 6, 2024

who is shocky's favorite basketball player on planet earth these days?

that would be the skateboarding underdog michelle onyiah who is relentlessly bouncy like shocky & his rescue doggy pack

yeah ima watching the game flow but in reality just focusing on onyiah's kinetic movements particularly on the defensive end where shots are not even attempted in the paint with her presence & michelle competing for every rebound like it's our last day out evah...on ten paws we stood tall

michelle is a +1 athletic generational talent, the bears can compete with anybody when she plays 25+ minutes per game just like when gennifer brandon wuz the catalyst to cal's final four team

this is cal basketball (relentless with the knowledge that defense wins basketball games)#

Shocky1 said:

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Excited to end this dead period! @ZipsFB @CoachFess pic.twitter.com/AybHfTPXpB

— Ben Finley (@bfin_5) January 3, 2024

congrats to the zip's next great qb1 (above list updated)#

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— Ben Finley (@bfin_5) January 5, 2024

ben did the cal football program a solid by sticking around to be qb2 at the independence bowl despite already being in the grad transfer portal and with that being said, got nothing but best wishes for this team player to achieve his dreams of greatness at the monster par 16th hole at firestone county club

https://instagr.am/p/CzHUO1DP3ES




heavy is the head that wears the crown (hallucinations on the shoulder of the borderline)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that got some imagination, reality is overrated for those that daydream with doggys about ur side of town)

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/CzoNIWNOkK3
the most destructively violent defensive tackle the bears played this season wuz auburn's marcus harris who wuz 1st team all sec in 2023 with 11 tackles for loss & 7 sacks who is declaring for the 2024 nfl draft

september 7, 2024 epic battle in the deep south (open space for jaydn ott to run ******* wild both on & off the field)#

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Auburn standout defensive back Keionte Scott is expected to enter the transfer portal, sources tell @dukesthescoop and me for @247sports.

Scott, one of the top players on Auburn’s defense, was viewed by NFL scouts as an early-round prospect before opting to return to school.… pic.twitter.com/qXMmhntQfj

— Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) January 6, 2024

fun fact: the california golden bears will score more than 10 points against auburn in the deep south on september 7, 2024

cap

Shocky1 said:

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Finishing in style to tie the course record 💪 @ByeongHunAn | @ScottishOpen pic.twitter.com/9mm1mP33ZU

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) July 13, 2023

super fun 1st round at the 2023 scottish open at the renaissance club in north berwick, scotland

walked most of the en fuego course record 61 for byeong hun an, if you listen carefully to the above twitter feed u can hear shocky yell upon his 9th (final hole) 25 foot birdie putt, "wow, go bears"...when ben lost his pga card after the 2021 season, he went home to lake nona (above average fazio design in orlando) & finally got his body right during his 2022 season on the korn ferry tour...an absolutely pounds the ball off the tee with length (averaged 318 yards on drives today) & accuracy and his short game is creatively on point

cal is a golf school (shut up, shocky)#

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Family time at the turn for @ByeongHunAn ❤️

He's just one shot back @TheSentry. pic.twitter.com/JxDOW5EtBh

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 6, 2024

kapalua tournament of champions 3rd round update:

other than his lone bogey of the day on the ski run downhill par 4 7th hole after driving his tee ball 429 yards into a fairway bunker, byeong hun an is tied for 3rd at 19 under par after a 68...an epic final 4th tomorrow could result in another california golden bear winning a pga tournament

appears greens reading is still an issue (with most missed putts shoved right of the hole) for collin morikawa but he's still in the trophy hunt tomorrow at 17 under par after a 70

mr potty mouth max homa wuz on his better behavior today en route to a 68 & is 15 under par

good vibrations (in maui)#

sai on an official visit to oregon state in his quest to learn more about the coos bay community college convenience store outplacement program

severe 50 year decision financial consequences#

all @QuinnenWilliams wanted to do was celebrate with @ashtyn 💚 pic.twitter.com/laVMbOvnIb

— New York Jets (@nyjets) December 5, 2023

where's ashtyn at?#

^ cal gotta lotta defensive backs that are nice college football players

getting paid in the national football league requires SPEED & VIOLENCE, r u working everyday this offseason to make this happen

where u at?

2024 spring ball is gonna separate the talkers & the takers#

Shocky1 said:

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cal athletic director head in the sand dept (wut u won't read in knowlton notes):

the above graphic wuz shared by obn (our beaver nation) with major donors, it shows the catastrophic financial implications of the most recent conference realignments with respects to oregon state

and while the monster still believes the 2024 game against the beavers at memorial stadium is a dangerous game with all american running back damien "dui" martinez & gevani "the real" mccoy, oregon state athletics with its $42,000,000 annual financial deficit is heading towards a portland state voo doo donuts future...no es bueno

but guess wut?

oregon state only got 16 sports programs while cal got 30+ sports teams with significantly more overhead employee costs with much higher wages paid in berkeley vs corvallis

cal is accepting 30% of acc full share revenues (according to jim & markeisha we're "donating" the other 70% to our conference partners like florida state) until almost the end of the decade, knowlton is balancing the budget thru his secret loans from the central campus including the $11,000,000 last fiscal year debt that required me to make relentless public information requests that he directed his staff to obfuscate and delay in sending me the requested information...there will NEVER be future revenues to pay off this looming financial repayments, got it?

the reality it that the con artist has shown no fiscal ability/interest in balancing the budget or even publicly discussing financial matters with the cal community

so wut's the solution?

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— Jim Beach (@entrepreneurjim) January 4, 2024

of the 3 finalists for chancellor, lyons is the only one that has shown any public interest in athletics plus he's a berkeley insider (who knows how to real a financial statement) and knows the financial issues & staff (cadre of worthless bureaucrats) 1st hand

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director in 2024!!!#

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Wish they could spell entrepreneur……

https://instagr.am/p/C1rpWe2xt3P
nethalands spellling bee champyun#

hawaii transfer tackle josh atkins commits to asu

BERKELEY, I'm home🐻 #HogHunting pic.twitter.com/2jXC3Fewlf

— Winterhawk Leighton (@Coach_Leighton) January 7, 2024

the epicenter of planet earth (not relatable to tv fans who think it's their refrigerator)#

fun fact: collin (not an elite greens reader) wisely brought in caddie jj for counsel on the 1st hole of the 4th round & buried a critical uphill 8 foot par putt

mentors in life matter (u r not alone)#

Shocky1 said:

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One of the biggest mistakes HS players make every year and to lesser degree portal transfers is thinking you have to pick the biggest name brand school rather than the best fit where you can play and develop, can make League from anywhere, Draft constantly proves that

— Greg Biggins (@GregBiggins) January 4, 2024

one of the biggest mistakes dumb azzs make year after year is thinking you can graduate from an academically mediocre school and still have a similar opportunity to build generational wealth like grads from cal, stanford & the ivy leagues...convenience store/truck stop training programs constantly prove that
-shocky

https://instagr.am/p/CzmlHdGMrBR
don't be a dumb azz (like sai & jeremiah)#

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Let’s Work.#GoBeavs🦫 pic.twitter.com/HC0oy7JoI7

— Sailasa “Sai” Vadrawale (@sailasavadrawa1) January 7, 2024

google translation:

"let's work"="let's work nite shifts at the flying beaver convenience store in coos bay upon graduation from oregon state"

Shocky1 said:

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a really stupid scenario of a bad bunny friendship:

important confidentiality note: names have been changes to protect identities

a dumb azz who didn't apply himself academically after getting accepted despite a low gpa decides to leave harvard in order to do less homework at the coos bay community college

then the dumb azz tells his naive friend who got a good gpa to follow in his footsteps & persuades him to drop out of harvard too & go to the mentally less challenging skool with him

fast forward to when both guys are 30 years old: they both got kinda worthless degrees from the coos bay community college, are exhausted working nite shifts at the flying beaver convenience store & dating lot lizards with stds & cfm pumps...their net worths are under 500 bucks each while their old teammates at harvard earned degrees and are building generational wealth & buying homes for moms

moral of the story: pick ur mentors carefully in life (chutes & ladders)

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sure as **** hope that jeremiah (an oregon state silent commit who flipped to boise state) don't become a career/academic advisor someday

https://instagr.am/p/C1hmqsdMxYc

Friend a convinces friend b to go to school a.

Friend a goes to school b.

LMFAO.

Dear Shocky,

How are you?

We are fine.

Look, we don't need Cal, Stanford or Ivy League degrees to build generational wealth and achieve our dreams in life, got it?

There are a lot of fringe benefits of the Flying Beaver Convenience Store in Coos Bay training program that you don't know **** about.

Shut up, Shocky!

Best regards,

Sai & Jeremiah