cal's monster offensive line

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In reply to 89Bear • 8:58p, 1/26/24
89Bear said:
calumnus said:
Cooper Cupp ran a 4.62 40 at the combine:


Hunter is no Cooper Cupp!! Not even close, respectfully.


No one said he is. It was a data point submitted as part of a discussion of what it takes to make it in the NFL.

If Cooper Cupp does not have even good college speed, what is it he does so well? Whatever it is (route running, cuts, jukes, fakes…?) can it be learned, practiced and developed? If so, that is what every college WR needs to work on, Hunter included, regardless of their 40 time.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:29p, 1/26/24
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big c, 100%, coach martin once tole me that our guys amped up the aggro alpha male ball when playing in front of the cal football team directly behind the south basket particularly on d in the 2nd half

https://instagr.am/p/BG2c9tghHcW
and so with that being said, when u talk about raucous cal fans, nobody can fire up hoopers more than loud azz football dudes talking ****



jadyn ******* ott for president of ibiza in 2024#


shocky got coach wilcox & the entire football team to haas for this friday nite bb big game (stormin' the floor, where's driscoll?)#

the haas of pain#
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10:37p, 1/26/24


the magic of cal basketball (requires student energy & litty)#
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10:39p, 1/26/24

(left to right) jalen "give me the ******* basketball" celestine, jaylen "all ****** up" tyson, jaydn "litty" ott, grant "10 boards" newell, fardaws "the watchman" aimaq & keonte "grand larceny" kennedy

epic victory for the cal basketball program with new student fans in the haas of pain

now is the time for EVERYBODY to ask/demand markeisha & knowlton to offer FREE tixs to ALL students for the remaining 4 basketball home games & also the entire 2024 football season at memorial stadium

cal needs to build a pipeline to future season tix buyers & mega donors, the only way this is gonna happen is FREE tixs for ALL students to ALL basketball & football games



yeah berkeley is midnite city

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (that inclusively shares the magic of all basketball & football games via FREE tixs with these remarkable high gpa students that are working their azzs off to earn degrees & build future generational wealth)
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7:58a, 1/27/24

elite 40 SPEED gets u paid in the nfl (run fast)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:08a, 1/27/24
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/Csmp4g1r2FQ
2024 cal roadtrip schedule:

wut is one of life's greatest gifts (other than rescue doggy dogs) for all of us?

https://instagr.am/p/CurgzUPI2bM
it's seeing the world, experiencing new places while celebrating the magic of cal football...hopefully driscoll takes a gap year (like my daughter shay did before enrolling at denver law) & joins us all one more time

look, losers like cal strong will NEVER go to any football games on planet earth (and that's ok because this is a judgment free zone) but for the rest of us true california golden bears the 2024 travel schedule is the GREATEST (and it's not even close) in the history of cal football...check it out, ok?

*****auburn tigers, auburn alabama (september 7th, shocky gonna play the new coore & crenshaw design at wicker point on lake martin...the roadtrip to the ole miss grove is still seared in our memories & wuz truly epic for everybody but particularly jake tonges )

*****florida state seminoles, tallahassee florida (tbd as me & dr don grizzell are gonna bring our trans agenda to the sunshine state, **** florida state & their tom petty academic skool run by disloyal azzwipes...yeah calling the david reese off the edge 4 violent broken femur quarterback sacks rite now

*****wake forest demons, winston-salem north carolina (tbd as life in the beautiful carolinas with the whispering pines is magical except for the hundreds of millions people that have died from cancer smoke, several of the major tobacco companies are domiciled in winston-salem but so is the fabulous old town club too)

*****pittsburgh panthers, pittsburgh pennsylvania (tbd with a friday 36 hole walking day at oakmont & a tasty primanti brothers sandwich on saturday pregame, wut could possibly go wrong (other than 3 putting half a dozen times) in steel town?

*****smu mustangs, dallas texas (tbd the university of calveston critical game for recruiting plus the 2nd annual shocky FREE tailgate party at buc-ee's after a morning round at brook hollow...the texas bearents will be watching their high gpa sons wearing the uniforms of the #1 ranked public university in the world)



oh the places you'll go#


let's roll, baby (and that includes u2 driscoll)#
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11:07a, 1/27/24

homa nation (in la jolla)#
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In reply to calumnus • 2:20p, 1/27/24
calumnus said:
89Bear said:
calumnus said:
Cooper Cupp ran a 4.62 40 at the combine:


Hunter is no Cooper Cupp!! Not even close, respectfully.


No one said he is. It was a data point submitted as part of a discussion of what it takes to make it in the NFL.

If Cooper Cupp does not have even good college speed, what is it he does so well? Whatever it is (route running, cuts, jukes, fakes…?) can it be learned, practiced and developed? If so, that is what every college WR needs to work on, Hunter included, regardless of their 40 time.
Cupp plays in the slot and as they say, he has the knack for getting open. Hunter is an outside guy without elite speed or size.
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In reply to 89Bear • 2:29p, 1/27/24
89Bear said:
calumnus said:
89Bear said:
calumnus said:
Cooper Cupp ran a 4.62 40 at the combine:


Hunter is no Cooper Cupp!! Not even close, respectfully.


No one said he is. It was a data point submitted as part of a discussion of what it takes to make it in the NFL.

If Cooper Cupp does not have even good college speed, what is it he does so well? Whatever it is (route running, cuts, jukes, fakes…?) can it be learned, practiced and developed? If so, that is what every college WR needs to work on, Hunter included, regardless of their 40 time.
Cupp plays in the slot and as they say, he has the knack for getting open. Hunter is an outside guy without elite speed or size.
Hunter has the potential, but he needs to:

1) become a WRS (s is for slot)
2) get 10 lbs of muscle (which puts him near Cupp's measurements)
3) learn to block better

It is not happening for him on the outside against NFL CBs.
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In reply to wifeisafurd • 6:36p, 1/27/24
wifeisafurd said:
89Bear said:
calumnus said:
89Bear said:
calumnus said:
Cooper Cupp ran a 4.62 40 at the combine:


Hunter is no Cooper Cupp!! Not even close, respectfully.


No one said he is. It was a data point submitted as part of a discussion of what it takes to make it in the NFL.

If Cooper Cupp does not have even good college speed, what is it he does so well? Whatever it is (route running, cuts, jukes, fakes…?) can it be learned, practiced and developed? If so, that is what every college WR needs to work on, Hunter included, regardless of their 40 time.
Cupp plays in the slot and as they say, he has the knack for getting open. Hunter is an outside guy without elite speed or size.
Hunter has the potential, but he needs to:

1) become a WRS
2) get 10 lbs of muscle (which puts near Cupp's measurements)
3) learn to block better

It is not happening for him on the outside against NFL CBs.

I really appreciated Hunter as a Bear.
Making it in the League is a completely different thing. If he does not get separation and he is 6'2 not 6'5 or above as an outside receiver???? It is gonna be challenging to just get drafted.
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6:45p, 1/27/24

the magic of cal basketball & football thrives on student energy & noise (via FREE tixs inclusively to ALL students earning berkeley degrees & building generational wealth at the #1 ranked public university in the world)
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7:54p, 1/27/24
all this cooper cupp nfl 40 time talk kinda makes me laugh, there will always be EXCEPTIONS in life, got it?

*****last season's slow as **** wide receiving room abysmal failure collectively to create separation may not be attributable to slow azz 40 times but make no mistake about it the staff has rebuilt the wr room with significantly more SPEED for the 2024 season...marquez dortch (arguably the fastest guy on the team), nyziah hunter, tobias merriweather, mikey matthews, jonathan brady, josiah martin & trevor rodgers bring top end footspeed downfield vertical passing threats to berkeley (and all of them got faster 40 times than jeremiah hunter)

*****it's possible there's a curvy brunette yoga female on planet earth that can eat 2 tasty chocolate fudge with fuchsia sprinkles cupcakes a day & also drink until 2:19 am in old town on weekends but odds r that's probably just a mythical unicorn dressed up like a horsey
https://instagr.am/p/CPtWo83DCM0
*****it's not impossible that the cal football program might not recruit another quarterback like jared goff out of stinson beach high school but it's not recommended that the staff spend weekend mornings at brunch on the water at sam's cafe in tiburon looking over their shoulders for marin county's next golden bear (like jerry & shocky)
https://instagr.am/p/CnNZPVHvoHZ
*****nobody can say there's not a bridge in texas within 5 minutes driving of a buc-ee's that's not as beautiful as the golden gate bridge with seabirds flying towards the sun but wouldn't wager a generational wealth building university of calveston degree betting otherwise


*****u can get a degree from an academically mediocre school & still compete in the biz world but literally every bro of wall street that taylor has dated in manhattan is a cal, stanford or ivy league grad (she's been on half a dozen 1st dates at nyc's harvard club which is a low key flex move)
https://instagr.am/p/Ci7_-Q9pr3G


don't mean to be pedantic but it's possible shocky knows everything & it's also possible that he don't know **** (tell me everything about ur day?...i ate some orange slices)#
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8:47p, 1/27/24
^ typical shocky movement during modern yoga

lacks focus, intent & following the rules (roaaarrrrrr)#

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9:17p, 1/27/24
gerald alexander is the las vegas raiders new safeties coach

the takers#
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9:32p, 1/27/24

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

the king of the hill coach bloesch has extended an offer to 2025 6'5" 305 lbs offensive tackle jaylan beckley from the trinity christian academy in addison texas (north of dallas near plano)...there will be very few spots for high school trench workers in the 2025 class, beckley is a huge priority target


jaylan is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & the articulate true student athlete is being recruited by duke along with other offers nationwide


jaylan, here's ur homework assignment: wut are the academic rankings of all the schools that are recruiting u?

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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9:46p, 1/27/24

yeah it's gonna take haas biz ad ingenuity to save cal athletics as we move forward into the acc, INNOVATION that includes FREE tixs for ALL student to all football & basketball games

yeah richard is also a haas biz ad grad, that's nando's path in life too...relying on worthless bureaucrats that are non berkeley grad dumb azzs like knowlton, simon-o'neil, markeisha, lowry etc. isn't working as the athletic department heads towards existential financial icebergs

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw (berkeley grad) for athletic director in 2024!!!#
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12:40a, 1/28/24

loyola marymount is adapting & rightsizing to today's financial realities of collegiate sports

james arthur knowlton is just sticking his head in the sand with his unreadable knowlton notes & playing dodgeball with all media interview requests, borrowing tens of millions of dollars at a time that will NEVER have the future revenues for repayment is the con artist's strategy for elongating his salary as cal athletics gets closer to the existential financial icebergs

financial discipline (not happening in berkeley)#
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In reply to Econ141 • 12:17p, 1/28/24
Econ141 said:
Since everyone is dumping on Harvard these days, let me continue the trend.

A "college town" is one whose culture is dominated by students and campus life. Not true in Cambridge. Rather Cambridge caters to the elites that live there, and has a few isolated bars or restaurants that suffers college students. Think of Palo Alto (the tech is a biotech scene in Cambridge). I know many Harvard grads (our wedding party was 50% HLS grads) and every one of them has opined at one time or another that they didn't have much social activity outside the school.

This is the opposite of Berkeley, where the student body and campus faculty and other staff is a much larger percentage of the city population, and dominates most areas of the city. There is a huge concentration of off campus restaurants and entertainment venues that are cost effective for students. Berkeley also started and includes an unparalleled food centric scene for the pocket books of adventurous faculty and administrators. Only in student focused Berkeley could Peet's Coffee originate and flourish! My message for those rating Harvard so high, is go west!


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12:30p, 1/28/24
They missed Oxford, MS.
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2:00p, 1/28/24
^ agreed polo, a mrs degree is a real thing in the south, the over/under on the aggregated gpas for the ole miss sweethearts in this foto is 32.8

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6:50p, 1/28/24

answer: stinson beach high school (the #1 ranked high school in marin county)#



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7:18p, 1/28/24

6. tell markeisha she can't attend any more tarp seating seminars
7. rightsize the # of sports teams
8. balance the budget, cease the current financial tsunami practice of borrowing millions
9. promote andrew mcgraw to athletic director

cal's monster class#
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8:08p, 1/28/24
Jared Goff almost brought the Detroit Lions back to get to the Super Bowl for the first time in Lions' history

...but his receivers had the dropsies including a perfect TD bomb that went right between his receiver's hands

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8:38p, 1/28/24

2025 6' 165 lbs corner back kingston mickens with elite SPEED & 3.4 gpa, viewmont hs (utah)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (just ask true freshman all american cade uluave)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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the bachelors (r coming to a town near u for 2025 high gpa quick with +1 athletic ballers)#
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7:08a, 1/29/24

translation: coach madsen is anticipating markeisha doing the right thing today & announcing that the remaining home games against usc, ucla, oregon & oregon state will result in FREE tixs to all students

hopefully nothing is gonna be lost in translation


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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:30a, 1/29/24
Shocky1 said:

loyola marymount is adapting & rightsizing to today's financial realities of collegiate sports

james arthur knowlton is just sticking his head in the sand with his unreadable knowlton notes & playing dodgeball with all media interview requests, borrowing tens of millions of dollars at a time that will NEVER have the future revenues for repayment is the con artist's strategy for elongating his salary as cal athletics gets closer to the existential financial icebergs

financial discipline (not happening in berkeley)#
1) IIRC, when Knowlton was hired, Christ tasked him with getting the athletic department in compliance with prong 1 of Title IX, reportedly because women's sports can't be reduced if the school is not in compliance. That should be job 1. Whatever happened with that?

2) Loyola is on shaky financial ground, as are many other WCC schools, because starting in 2020 they lost a significant number of non-US students who were paying full price (tuition is $58,459 this school year), and raising prices on the students they still have hasn't made up the difference. I suspect that they are going to be forced to make drastic cuts throughout the university.
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In reply to Polodad • 9:41a, 1/29/24
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They missed Oxford, MS.
Agreed on that.
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In reply to Econ141 • 11:28a, 1/29/24
Econ141 said:
Once again, this dude misses the mark. Can't believe that Austin, TX isn't in there and College Station is. Seriously??? Isla Vista, CA is also great.Charlottesville is amazing...
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In reply to juarezbear • 11:30a, 1/29/24
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Econ141 said:
Once again, this dude misses the mark. Can't believe that Austin, TX isn't in there and College Station is. Seriously??? Isla Vista, CA is also great.Charlottesville is amazing...
Also, surprised Eugene, OR isn't in there. Also Tucson. I can't believe Fargo is that great.
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12:29p, 1/29/24
I think it became a diversity issue. The top grump in the survey I see always in these surveys. The last choices are designed to get certain area or conferences. Leaving out Oxford and Austin, for example, are surprising since they typically make everyone's top groupings.
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1:55p, 1/29/24


can't believe this list didn't also include iowa state, gamedays in ames r ******* lit (if ur an alcoholic who also watches 5+ nfl/nba/mlb games every weekend, pro sports r for losers)



accprisoner is rite, big 12 RULES#
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