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doms on an official visit to san francisco (the university of calveston is a ponytail kinda school)#

https://instagr.am/p/CdOWS4ihtbz
cal starting lineup: cabo intercollegiate

coach walter chun (head coach position endowed by my memorial stadium 50 yard line football neighbors alec & marie shipman) has set his starting line up based upon qualifying scores for the bears next tournament in mexico march 3rd-5th:

1) tony "most improved in the nation" cheng
2) ethan "where's buc-ee's?" fang
3) sampson "the old fart" zheng
4) nathan "fashionista" wang
5) eric "paper clip" lee

this is gonna be a ******* battle, the #18 ranked bears will be competing against 6 of the top 10 ranked programs in the nation

twin dolphins is a todd eckenrode design (best work is barona creek outside san diego, also handling the restoration at lakeside next to warner brothers studio in hollywood), me & my daughter shay (during her spring break at denver law school, she got a d1 shoulder turn in her swing) stayed at the FUN nobu cabo resort last year & daytripped over to twin dolphins (which is sorta affiliated with the montage) for a round...every couple of holes they got these way over the top "red door comfort stations" & we both ended up kinda buzzed with too much food & drink which resulted in a bunch of lost balls on the kinda hidden par 3 19th bonus hole over a ravine which resulted in a lotta laughter by us & our personable caddie javier who also hit a couple of shots into the caca too

https://instagr.am/p/CkBgoinPsv-
ay caramba (gotta bring the a game)#

LET'S GO ARCHIE! 😤

Big K for @haylei_archer to end the frame and strand two Aggies.

📺 https://t.co/Z79zD1RC7Q#GoBears pic.twitter.com/nrbWGQpZBt

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) February 28, 2024

dominating pitching masterpiece by haylei archer in 1-0 shutout against visiting uc davis (the party starts this weekend against #3 ranked georgia)#

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Danville (Calif.) Monte Vista 2025 tight end Kellan Ford has taken in a couple of visits this season https://t.co/RgqoaLcfVi pic.twitter.com/yr5CL7PwRw

— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) November 3, 2023

june 6th official visit scheduled to cal#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with limited 2025 high school schollys reserved for those that wanna build generation wealth developing nfl upside with coach bloesch/coach saffell & also working hard in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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🐻@themikesaffell @CalBears247 @MWCherrington @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/0DtkmJepRm

— Kellan Ford (@FordKellan) February 28, 2024

Luke Carney #2025QB
6’2” 200 lbs
-National leader in total career yards for ‘25 class with 10,203 yards
-39-3 HS varsity record
-3x TX State Champion
-112 TDs/16 INTs
-73.4% career completion rate
-144.3 cumulative QBR (MaxPreps)https://t.co/tyWyhNhwGC pic.twitter.com/U8hPOjT9aL

— Luke Carney (@LukeCarneyQB) January 4, 2024

2025 dallas christian luke carney quarterback will take an unofficial visit to cal on march 12th

luke is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.1 gpa

carney family, please note that buc-ee's is the official sponsor of the university of calveston & that cal will be playing smu (an annual acc protected rivalry game) on november 30, 2024

Texas High School Football Player Of The Day: Luke Carney@LukeCarneyQB had an impressive junior year leading Dallas Christian to a 13-1 season. He ended the year with 3,723 passing yds and 843 rushing yds as he led his team to the state championship game. #txhsfb pic.twitter.com/y76SZNfBsQ

— Sideline Recruiting (@sideline_rec) January 26, 2024

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those elite texas prospects than wanna build generational wealth while developing potential nfl upside with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley in year round beautiful cali weather)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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Hey, Shocky1, how's your liver?

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hey blueblood, thx u for ur concern

shocky don't drink very often & lives a very healthy lifestyle so his liver is probably ok

fyi, passing gas at modern yoga is frowned upon or something

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2024 miami hurricanes football schedule:

the south florida palm trees got a 6 games in a row gauntlet start to the 2024 season which culminates in berkeley on saturday october 5th...r u gonna be at memorial stadium for this epic acc showdown?

the hurricanes will be starting qb1 former washington state gunslinger cameron ward who is trading in the purina dogfood chuckbox special with heavy ketchup at the palouse trading post for the 30 day old deep fried lightly seasoned barracuda at sexy fish in miami

and yeah then after getting trans gendered by the bears in memorial stadium the canes got a bye week & r gonna get caught up on home improvement ****...yeah shocky is always ready to lend a helping hand or something

https://instagr.am/p/B_qxnIODyW3
don't be a low gpa dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz, ponytails r triggering)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those who like to love to move the home restoration **** around for no apparent reason every couple of months)

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this saturday morning shocky went to courtney's fun outfield yoga event (she wuz truly in her element) at the salt river fields (spring training home of the dbacks or something)
https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17898123008810124/

the following is a loose transcript of my sorta telepathic conversation afterwards at the tree fort with my doggys when i walked into the kitchen with my golden bear blue yoga mat & sandals with major grass clippings on the way to dropping them in the pool for a little cleaning

benji (see foto above, he's 100% like his human shocky, both annoying as **** & loveable): hey, slow down there big guy, what's up with the grass clippings?...did you go on a lucky leash hike without us?...did you get lost?

shocky: benji, this morning's yoga class wuz for humans, not doggys, sorry

benji (sniffing everything like a maniac): what, i don't believe you...who would not wanna include me?...plus this grass is very suspicious with its high fertilizer content and no doggy pee smells, is this grass from uranus or something?

beauty (benji's tiny black furball sister, just rescued/adopted her, couldn't split them up forever): relax benji, daddy can take us for a walk now before his bears game

misty mae (an oldy but goody): hey, stella & mugsy (the cats) ate part of my breakfast!

shocky: ay caramba, where's the lucky leashes?

who saved who?#

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conversation with the doggys after our morning mountain hike a couple of minutes ago, a successful venture with no cacti in our paws

benji: hey big guy, how come i'm not invited to noon yoga, what about me?

shocky: benji, what would you even do at class?

benji: well, for starters i would warmly greet everyone & make sure they had plenty of water in their dishes

beauty: benji, be nice to daddy, we can do yoga in the backyard while he's gone, ok?

benji: beauty, that's not the same thing!

misty mae: hey, when you guys are done talking about this stupid yoga can we get some breakfast served around here?

shocky: look, benji, yoga classes are for humans but i'll tell you what, next time we do an afternoon nap you can be the sofa king & get first choice on the cloud

benji (leaping up in excitement): yes!!!

stella & mugsy (licking their paws & shaking their heads from their perches on the kitchen counter)



doggy drama with scrappy doo#

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benji update: this doggy with his hyperactive vigilance just cracks me up...shocky's tree fort is 2 stories so when calling his name from an upstairs opened master bathroom window he just excitedly runs around the pool & grassy area tryna figure out where the "hey benji" is coming from...no clue at all

it never even occurs to him to look up, his whole world is at doggy dog eye level

life is not linear (sorry benji)#

You never know what you might see at PGA National.

The animals @The_Cognizant go beyond the Bear Trap. pic.twitter.com/ibkSfoBNhi

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) February 29, 2024

west palm beach pga tour 1st round update:

mark my words byeong hun an is gonna join fellow california golden bears max homa & collin morikawa as a pga tour winner, this morning's opening round of 67 (despite a double bogey on the par 4 4th hole after driving it into a deep fairway bunker guarding the right side of the fairway) positions ben in a tie for 16th place

michael kim snapped hooked his drives on his 1st two holes into gator territory & shot a 74, michael is gonna have a lotta free time on his hands this weekend

The #KornFerryTour is in Argentina for the first time! 🇦🇷

Olivos Golf Club | @GolfAAG pic.twitter.com/JoygpBw7cl

— Korn Ferry Tour (@KornFerryTour) February 28, 2024

argentina korn ferry tour 1st round update:

after a dumb azz bogey on his 2nd hole of the day (a par 5, he's one of the longest hitters in professional golf with off the charts clubhead speed, fellow haas biz ad grad (and former north scottsdale resident) brandon hagy rolled in 8 birdies to shoot an electric 63 & is in 2nd place

also playing well in his quest to earn full time status on the pga tour another haas biz ad grad kk limbhaust shot a 66 & is tied for 19th

yeah don't cry for any of these grads of the #1 ranked public university in the world (golf don't define them but championships are in their futures)



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cal golf is an international adventure on planet earth (do u got ur passport & a hairband for ur ponytail?)#
https://top100golf.blogspot.com/2006/01/people-who-have-played-top-100-golf.html

𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰-𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗨𝗣𝗦 🏀⬇️

📰 https://t.co/etkFj75R5y pic.twitter.com/o1ZEqu7ixB

— ACC Men's Basketball (@accmbb) February 29, 2024

2024 acc basketball season: the most exciting schedule in the history of cal basketball (duke/north carolina roadtrip)#

I’ll be at CAL on an official visit from June 20-23!! #AGTG @MWCherrington @CalFootball @ThsWarriorfball @themikesaffell pic.twitter.com/8hzOwLFUHf

— Vander Ploog (@vander_ploog) February 29, 2024

3.5 gpa 6'6" 215 lbs tight end from troy high school (fullerton)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including disneyland)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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^ walter, is this a fictional location or perhaps edinburgh scotland from further afar?

One of my favorites. Maybe you can get a pic in front of it doing a headstand or something next time you find your way to NYC.

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/436575

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Greco_Museum,_Toledo

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𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰-𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗨𝗣𝗦 🏀⬇️

📰 https://t.co/etkFj75R5y pic.twitter.com/o1ZEqu7ixB

— ACC Men's Basketball (@accmbb) February 29, 2024

2024 acc basketball season: the most exciting schedule in the history of cal basketball (duke/north carolina roadtrip)#

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Truer words never have been spoken. My advise: Stay at the Washington Duke on the Duke campus and play one of the better campus courses in the nation. Play your cards correctly, you might end up playing with one of the golf team members (they like to have them play with guests, so they can explain the course). The women's team is an elite program, having won seven NCAA championships in recent times.

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One of my favorites. Maybe you can get a pic in front of it doing a headstand or something next time you find your way to NYC.

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/436575

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Greco_Museum,_Toledo

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very cool Walter.

Maximum Effort 💪#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/hHvoONyQGx

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 1, 2024

Cal students just study

ESPN Top Ten Plays!

Newly minted Rivals250 LB Charles Ross has three official visits locked in this June. He is also set to make an unofficial visit to LSU early next month.

READ" https://t.co/Crhd1LPEky pic.twitter.com/VF7vSvZTEc

— Marshall Levenson (@MarshallRivals) February 29, 2024

2025 6'2" 200 lbs outside linebacker charles cj ross from north shore high school (galena park is in harris county which includes houston) is gonna officially trip to cal on june 8th

it is a major point of emphasis with the cal football program to recruit speed (the lack of it particularly on d wuz noticeable in shreveport against texas tech), charles runs a reported 4.47 40 & 10.6 100m

yeah u don't get wheels like that by eating at buc-ee's a couple of times a week, that's why the university of calveston's 2024 high school class had more signees from texas than california

https://instagr.am/p/B1b54OAADwn
by early june it's gonna be nasty humid in houston (it's cold as **** during the winter there too), maybe ross is a cali shorts/sweater weather kinda guy?

When the tape during the season matches the 7v7 play‼️

2025 LB @Legendary_Ross_ has it all. Speed, athleticism, football IQ, & big play ability #HCville pic.twitter.com/WsCLezZeRz

— #HCville (@DonnieBaggs_) February 13, 2024

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

Really excited and grateful. Looking forward to heading out to the Bay Area.#JTIU #LLRique @CalFootball @CalRecruiting @CoachToler @BenjiPalu_Cal @MWCherrington @CoachTreW @GusMcNair009 @lhowardmcnair @DJ_Campbell26 @QBCatalano pic.twitter.com/4MM3ix8P8H

— Tavian A. McNair (@TavianMcNair) February 29, 2024

#JTIU #LLTyrique pic.twitter.com/o1HZ2CW3UX

— Tavian A. McNair (@TavianMcNair) February 28, 2024

2025 smooth 6'3" 178 lbs wr tavian mcnair from corona centennial is gonna official visit berkeley june 13th

yeah corona is bear territory, just ask breezy about his degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the inland empire)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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The #KornFerryTour is in Argentina for the first time! 🇦🇷

Olivos Golf Club | @GolfAAG pic.twitter.com/JoygpBw7cl

— Korn Ferry Tour (@KornFerryTour) February 28, 2024

argentina korn ferry tour 1st round update:

after a dumb azz bogey on his 2nd hole of the day (a par 5, he's one of the longest hitters in professional golf with off the charts clubhead speed, fellow haas biz ad grad (and former north scottsdale resident) brandon hagy rolled in 8 birdies to shoot an electric 63 & is in 2nd place

also playing well in his quest to earn full time status on the pga tour another haas biz ad grad kk limbhaust shot a 66 & is tied for 19th

yeah don't cry for any of these grads of the #1 ranked public university in the world (golf don't define them but championships are in their futures)



https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx
cal golf is an international adventure on planet earth (do u got ur passport & a hairband for ur ponytail?)#
https://top100golf.blogspot.com/2006/01/people-who-have-played-top-100-golf.html

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https://instagr.am/p/CPtnlNfjs0b
argentina korn ferry tour 2nd round update:

golf like argentina (a jaw dropping panoramic country with beautiful kinda people but with cartels & often corrupt government officials/bureaucrats) can take you to the highest peaks but also break ur heart

and that's what happened today at the argentina open with kk limbhaust getting birdie 2s on 4 of the 5 par 3s en route to an en fuego 63 & is currently tied for 3rd at 11 under par only a stroke behind the 2 leaders at 12 under while brandon hagy's late round double bogey 5 on the par 3 17th hole contributed to his caca 74 & missing the cut (and yeah it's a long flight back to charlotte)

just dropped my daughter taylor (quick mid week visit from nyc for some sun, she can sometimes work remote as a high tech sales rep for a fortune 500 company) & we sang out loud (and off tune which is pretty normal for us) with the top down the following made up lyrics on the way to sky harbor

dad: taylor the sailor, the truth is that you've never been to argentina and that you don't know the difference between a wall street bro named larry and bueno aires

taylor: daddy o, the truth is that you can't do a handstand and that your never going to be a substitute yoga teacher at modern yoga

dad & taylor: we were both dressed to the nines when sixs or sevens will do, and thru our wild days and mad confusion, we went to sprinkles for chocolate fudge cupcakes...don't cry for me argentina, the truth is that i will always love you!



shocky & taylor no esta bueno en la cabasa#

Niners interviewed Gerald Alexander today for their DC position. Takers in Santa Clara?

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Win every rep 👊#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/Lg9nAmp7qC

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) February 22, 2024

brian, r u gonna innovatively incorporate yoga/meditation into the spring workouts like jb & shocky or not?...the last several seasons ur guys have lacked quick twitch +1 athleticism (painfully obvious to watch in shreveport against the much better conditioned texas tech) which means ur current workouts are producing granite statues that don't absorbingly bend/flex out thru contact when playing the violent sport of football & get injured

INNOVATION in berkeley starts now (the time is now for everything in the ACC)#

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NBA scouts were worried Jaylen Brown could get bored with basketball:

• Top of his class in HS
• Played on Cal's chess team
• Offered a NASA internship
• Master's class in 1st semester at Berkeley
• Youngest person to ever lecture at Harvard pic.twitter.com/eXfXk9jlwf

— Andrew Petcash (@AndrewPetcash) March 1, 2024

shocky's yoga buddy (produced this song in high school)#
https://soundcloud.com/the-tribe-akashic/keep-me-company-feat-master-wendu-tae-haru

Tight ends have the best names.

Your GPA posts should have some caveats. A low GPA student who is good at chess is better than a 3.5 GPA student who sucks at chess.

Cal really is a safety school *dodges tomato* https://t.co/KvqKcUVbS8

— Tired. (@DarthDartagnan) March 2, 2024

Good one!

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Your GPA posts should have some caveats. A low GPA student who is good at chess is better than a 3.5 GPA student who sucks at chess.

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wc, ur rite but the truth is that my friend jaylen got a 2.85 gpa in high school & wuz a silver bullet admissions acceptance by berkeley admissions

and so with that being said, berkeley academics can be navigated with all the support resources available by anybody that gotta thirst for learning & a legit work ethic



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heavy is the head that wears the crown#

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Tight ends have the best names.

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100%

https://instagr.am/p/CGIMYeGj8ju


ponytails r triggering (words & clothes except hairbands r for losers)#

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do they got caveats at sprouts?

https://instagr.am/p/ByAo0OelV4v
argentina korn ferry tour 3rd round update:

kk limbhaust (who is a shocky neighbor in north scottsdale down the street at greyhawk) with a clutch birdie 4 on the par 5 18th hole to finish with a 70 & is tied for 7th heading into tomorrow's final round in bueno aires at the olivos golf club

https://instagr.am/p/C0AhzkjvVbD
wut is the difference in the golf games between haas biz ad school grads kk & his very close friend collin morikawa?

internal confidence

kk got all the game in the world, he's ready to win on the biggest stages on planet earth if he can play with freedom kinda like collin knowing (in a humble & non boastful way, foto is at morikawa's wedding to kat & doodle koa at the hotel bel-air) he's done all the work to be successful in all of life's endeavors

https://instagr.am/p/Clhe4VyPstP
vamos mañana en argentina, kk! (let's ******* go!)#

I laughed https://t.co/iV3kYv58eQ

— max homa (@Maxhoma) February 27, 2024

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Niners interviewed Gerald Alexander today for their DC position. Takers in Santa Clara?

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Legendary crew! https://t.co/0tnuTqrR18 pic.twitter.com/sdqpGMQ5nx

— Gerald Alexander (@GAlexander21) May 4, 2022

pitts, the bears backfield needs to return to the takers reputation with coach ga, the 2023 dbs lacked speed to close on balls & did not turn 50/50 balls into interceptions (only 12 on the season in 13 games)...expecting dramatic improvement during 2024 spring ball with hopefully a greater pash rush from the front 7 to speed up opposing acc qbs biological clocks into poor decision making...it's mind boggling how this current db staff don't demand corner & safeties blitzes to force bad ******* decisions by qbs

yeah peter sirmon needs to order the classic testoterone club sandwich with lettuce, pickles & tomatoes at shoneys along with a diet dr pepper...no ketchup or fries that bend before breaking into a soggy azz ******* mess

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