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^ goldy, wut wuz the highlights of ur nz holiday?

https://instagr.am/p/CzkaXgHr_bE

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reflecting back upon the shockster's recent 2 week nz holiday with slim wadie, it's not the undeniable outward beauty of new zealand that makes her so compelling, it's the sincere warmth of the people that make u wanna hear wut they r gonna say next (particularly if u got monkey voice in ur head that need quieting)

https://instagr.am/p/CfLJaMHPEYZ

I met Miss Switzerland on a backpacking trip after graduation. One of life's happy moments.

New Zealand is incredible, too. Wish i could have golfed, but "staying alive on the 25" and connecting with nature at hot water beach were memory enough. A truly magical place. I can see why the oligarchs are building their bunkers down there.

^ bearsngiants version of backpacking

shocky's version of backpacking=staying at a hampton inn

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SI grad and no ND in the final six, how did the Jesuits fail him LOL

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No Jesuit colleges with good football. A lot of the Jesuits at SI went to the Graduate Theological Union in Berkeley!

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the 2nd half of spring ball is coming next week (listen to mama bear)#

Had a Great visit this weekend with @CalFootball Thank you to the coaches and recruiting staff for the amazing experience and for all the hospitality! @_CoachGilbert @MikeBloesch @themikesaffell @MWCherrington @Cole3Johnson @Laguna_Football @GregBiggins @adamgorney @CoachDanny10 pic.twitter.com/WsUqfHIiHP

— 4⭐️ QB Jackson Kollock 6’4 225lbs 2025 (@jackson_kollock) March 24, 2024

4 star quarterback jackson kollock unofficially tripped to cal & the san francisco bay area this weekend

with only 3 scholly qbs slated right now for the 2025 roster (chandler rogers is playing his 6th season this fall) the bears will take 2 qbs this cycle if they're the right guys

Laguna Hills Jackson Kollock ripping it early on pic.twitter.com/LI8yOdgFvz

— Greg Biggins (@GregBiggins) March 17, 2024

this is a physically developed thor, kinda built like former nfl overall #1 draft selection jared goff

jackson is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.75 gpa

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including laguna beach)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

WSU don’t you worry, I have the best replacement ever.

Jim Knowlton @ADCalBears go get it please.

Trust me. https://t.co/FCjTfWPhAY

— Hood Bear (@HoodxBear) March 26, 2024

UCSD Sr. G Bryce Pope has entered the transfer portal after leading the Tritons to a second place finish in the Big West. Pope was a First Team All Conference selection this past season averaging 18.3ppg. #GP @bpopesd1 @AntBolt_3 https://t.co/xCndNx6BTd

— Gamepoint Basketball (@GamepointNation) March 25, 2024

coach madsen is actively recruiting day 1 impact starter/high calibre leader bryce pope from uc san diego & legoland high school after averaging an unselfish 18.3 ppg & an ice in his veins moneyball winning dagger against them california golden bears

UCSD IS 2-0 AGAINST CAL IN ITS D-1 ERA!pic.twitter.com/4gkjmnHhDv

— Mid-Major Madness (@mid_madness) November 16, 2022

after this year's bears roster of the most unlikeable lazy azz self entitled selfish guys in the history of cal athletics for any sport, is this the kinda student athlete u wanna root for?

Really proud of this guy & the career he has put together so far at UCSD, helping build a championship caliber D1 program

A true self made player. One of the hardest workers I’ve ever been blessed to play with, Coach, and be around. @bpopesd1 @TPHS_Basketball @GamepointNation https://t.co/jcsoi0JgXZ

— Jake Gilliam (@TPCoachGilliam) March 10, 2024

bryce, it's kinda doubtful ur family would be able to catch every one of your games at somewhere like arkansas in the deep south but they could celebrate ur final season of collegiate basketball with gameday hour plus flights on southwest to oakland

WHAT A SHOT! Bryce Pope (@bpopesd1) drains the contested triple with 0.7 left to force OT for UC San Diego (UCSD) 81-81 with UC Irvine where the Tritons would win 92-88 pic.twitter.com/XooqRclkLZ

— NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners (@NCAABuzzerBters) February 25, 2024

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nba development with coach madsen in the acc & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

San Diego junior Deuce Turner has entered the transfer portal @On3sports has learned

The 6-2 guard earned 2nd-Team All-WCC honors & WCC Sixth Man of the Year averaging 15.5 points this season.

From Coatesville, Pennsylvania, started career at Bucknell.https://t.co/oOVRcwKf06 pic.twitter.com/4wDhiaKWYL

— Jamie Shaw (@JamieShaw5) March 24, 2024

6'2" 185 lbs deuce turner from the university of san diego is a key california golden bears recruiting target as an impact starter, we're done with crooked azz shooting strokes in berkeley

it's gonna take a "village" to stop the deuce & his 15.5 ppg average

Lorenzo Romar on trying to stop San Diego G Deuce Turner, who is an absolute flamethrower “a bucket” pic.twitter.com/VBQeImFh6l

— Thomas Dunn (@THOD_24) March 8, 2024

yeah the deuce stroke is pure

Dangerous from any distance.@deuce_turner | #GoToreros pic.twitter.com/s9TPsSjgqA

— San Diego Men's Basketball (@usdmbb) March 3, 2024

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including coatesville pennsylvania)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

this is wut cal basketball looked like during the cal's monster class era when there wuz 11,000 attendance games creating a hostile homecourt advantage & when everybody within the program (including shocky) from the mcdonalds all americans to the walk ons like my boys cole welle & brenden glapion celebrated together the magic of cal basketball



this can happen again but it's gonna start with coach madsen constructing a roster of likable hard working high character true student athletes that place a premium emphasis upon a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world

yeah nil money is part of the deal but signing guys with overbearing little league dads or immature guys that wanna buy luxury watches (which just pisses off the have nots) & other dumb azz **** is not the solution



also critical is growing the fanbase of new fans that will become future season tix holders & mega donors, this pipeline will not happen without FREE tixs for all students...and adding an asian hooper to the fall roster would make a lotta sense too

building a successful program requires positive ENERGY & involving the right people

https://instagr.am/p/CbqvEPNtWU9
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (simple earrings is the best fashionista look)

Shocky1 said:

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^ bearsngiants version of backpacking

shocky's version of backpacking=staying at a hampton inn

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Backpacking is how I met my better half in Greece.

Oakbear said:

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"after this year's bears roster of the most unlikeable lazy azz self entitled selfish guys in the history of cal athletics for any sport, is this the kinda student athlete u wanna root for?"

shocky this is a really cheap shot, you should aim higher

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But it's a "judgement free zone"! Oh right, unless he is the one doing the judging.
Maybe he missed yoga that day, or had a bad back nine?

oak & mb, hear wut ur saying & ur not wrong

https://instagr.am/p/C48y0bDL7qE
bill schulz would never ever say anything that harsh, schulzie (slightly worser version of bill schulz) would only say that there wuz some chemistry problems with this year's team but the truth is that shocky (who don't got no social filter) is gonna tell u the 100% unvarnished real story

shocky is tired of all the inaccurate garbage written about this year's men's basketball team by the cal athletic department pr machine, by the media writers covering the program who don't wanna lose their media access privileges & this site's intrepid misleaders of the truth who got their own financial agendas...the lack of honesty re: the program is how the bears have become an absolute ****show the last 7 years (with last season being a significant uptick forward) since cal's monster class which held back no punches in the quest for transparent greatness (u can't fix **** if u don't think u got a problem, got it?)

oak & mb, it's a good thing shocky is not in luv with u cuz he would 100% tell u the truth which would probably be kinda uncomfortable for everyone...anyways them curvy brunette yoga females with triggering ponytails r kinda where it's at

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2024 berkeley elections: vote for the innovation/financial balanced budget party, rich lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director

the time is now for everything (including nando & sauted shrimp burritos with salsa & guac)#

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^ bluehen, the truth is that chancellor christ is all about women's sports & wuz beyond upset when she found out how much the football & basketball guys are getting in nil payments & then asking the kinda clueless question why aren't the women getting paid as much?

she's 78 years old & will be gone july 1st, there wuz zero chance she wuz gonna fire knowlton when cal joined the acc...and agreed patrick chun will be a terrific athletic director for washington as they enter the big 10

the next berkeley chancellor will be recommended by uc prez michael drake to the board of regents for ratification in the upcoming 60 days...the truth is that the only way forward among the 3 finalists is for richard lyons to be named the berkeley chancellor who will then innovate a new athletic department with hopefully andrew mcgraw as the replacement athletic director that prioritizes the revenue sports while running a balanced budget rightsized operation that don't surreptitiously borrow $15,000,000+ a year from the central campus

cal athletics will NOT survive until knowlton's retirement date of 2029

𝗠𝗜𝗗𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗗𝗨𝗕 🤟

Cal takes down Weber State in five!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/EZWj9EaFyE

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) March 27, 2024

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 💥

It's a 2-run LAGI LONG BALL to dead center!

📺 ESPN+ #GoBears pic.twitter.com/b1axiKBAmE

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) March 27, 2024

spring is coming to utah in a couple of months, brhhhh#

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐄𝐩. 𝟎𝟏 🐻

Get to meet our new crew of Bears starting with @TM5IVE #GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/KrnF2jlLrA

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 27, 2024

cal's starting wide receiver got SPEED & a legoland banzai tree (let's ******* go)#

Shocky1 said:

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becky g tole shocky she's a "definite maybe" for at least one of his FREE acc roadtrip pregame tailgate parties at buc-ee's this fall, yeah she gotta funny elvis snarl but don't get on her bad side (not that she got one) or something

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alky, the buc-ee's craze sweeping the ******* united states of america is absolutely INSANE rite now, good thing that the university of calveston got branding 1st rights of refusal with buc-ee's

unlike the loyal meb donor alky, shocky has only been to the epicenter of planet earth haas pavilion twice in the last 7 years since the termination of the monster...but it's not like he's just ****** off & scratched his doggy dog balls during this time, shocky learned at modern yoga how to do a lotta headstand crunches tho his t-rex arms are kinda holding him back on handstands rite now

shocky wuz ready to move back to the bay to yountville to open up his t-rex yoga/meditation studio (and join coore & crenshaw's brambles) but now they gonna open up arizona's 1st buc-ee's in buckeye so who knows wut's gonna happen next?

life is not linear (the future is unknowable)#

Following careful consideration and discussion with my family, I've chosen to enter the transfer portal. However, this decision doesn't signify my departure from Vanderbilt; I may still remain part of the program next year. Appreciate everyone who has been part of my journey. 💫 https://t.co/TwQHVJ4R28

— Jason Rivera-Torres (@jasonriv23) March 17, 2024

associate head coach adam mazarei is the lead recruiter for 6'7" 180 wing jason rivera-torres from vanderbilt who is testing the portal waters to see if there's a better opportunity out there for him

cal wuz candy azz soft on defense last season (grant newell wuz arguably the worst/lowest energy defender in the pac 12, shocky would rather eat 30 day old deep fried barracuda at sexy fish in miami than ever watch him play basketball again), rivera-torres would bring a much needed eastcoastie physical knock u on ur azz mentality to berkeley on d plus a legit scoring punch

First-ever SEC game 👉 20 points@jasonriv23 made a statement ⚓️⬇️ pic.twitter.com/0BDo7pXFfF

— Vanderbilt Men's Basketball (@VandyMBB) January 8, 2024

rivera-torres is not a dumb azz, he wuz a member of the national honor society and spanish national honor society throughout high school

jason, earning a berkeley degree while living in the beautifully diverse san francisco bay area in cali while building generational wealth thru nba development with coach madsen in the acc & hard work in the classrooms es muy bueno, comprende?

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the bronx)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

I’ll be at CAL for an official visit from June 6-9!! @CoachTB02 @CalFootball @Serra__Football pic.twitter.com/LeSDRbgMuV

— Tre’ Harrison⛓ (@1ath1ete_) March 27, 2024

6 '180 lbs future brilliant astronaut/nuero doggy dog brain surgery nobel peace prize winner/cornerback tre' harrison from junipero serra high school is gonna officially trip to the #1 ranked public university on planet earth on june 6th-8th

harrison got a bad azz physicality to his game plus he got track SPEED

@1ath1ete_ one of the best ATH in class of 2025 kid hold over a 4.0 GPA and been starting for the SFG since freshman year . This kid also handles business on the track . 🔥🔥💪🏾💪🏾🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴 pic.twitter.com/pvRIH4sck7

— Coach Minor/Coach D (@CoachDMinor) January 13, 2024

tre is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.417 gpa & an offer from ******* harvard...there is no doubt that tre can read books & innovatively make an electric car outta **** parts from target or something like that

School year halfway through and I’m satisfied!
Class Rank: 3 of 77
Semester GPA: 4.714
Cumulative GPA: 4.417 pic.twitter.com/Z3d43HHnsr

— Tre’ Harrison⛓ (@1ath1ete_) December 25, 2023

yeah my name is shocky & ima 100% in support of this actionable offer

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth via nfl development at memorial stadium in the acc & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

Take a look: The memo that establishes that innovation and entrepreneurship activity on behalf of UC faculty counts (positively!) toward promotion and tenure. Go California. https://t.co/ttMBd9kRLz

— Rich Lyons (@richlyons) March 28, 2024

look oak ur probably rite but don't tell nobody but richard lyons (to his credit he got an advanced degree at mit or devry school of technology or something) is kinda jealous that shocky also graduated from the haas biz school like him with a HIGHER GPA & phi beta kappa honors plus he got a modern yoga membership

and so with that being said the truth is that future head coach in waiting (and also haas biz ad grad like cindo & nando) mike saffell is probably the smartest bear of them all...his curse in life tho is red hair (which is probably really helpful if ur stranded on the cliffs below pelican hills & the rescue helicopters are circling above with safety nets looking for u with navy seal infrared laser binoculars)

anyways oak plz be the guest speaker at one of the monster finanaced FREE buc-ee's tailgate parties this fall on acc roadtrips to extrapolate upon the many steps to becoming a nicer human being (and isn't that everyone on planet earth's goal at the end of the day?) & also throw in maybe a couple of handstand pointers?



**** balenciaga#

oak bear=not a dumb azz

the road less traveled (there's a lotta world to see)#

just drove up to kayenta (near the utah border) & picked up my daughter shay who spent her spring break volunteering with 20+ of her denver law classmates providing FREE legal services on the navajo nation

quirky story: a navajo elder wants a will specifying that when he's buried he wants his daughter to buy him a shotgun & bury him with it

shay asks him if she should include any wording explaining the significance of this memoriam request

his response: "well, i'm a convicted felon so i'm not allowed to own a gun and i want to go out with one"

luv u sweetie (shay, not the dude who wants to be buried with a shotgun)

Sampson & Ethan are among the top-10 after our first 18 played at The Goodwin.#GoBears pic.twitter.com/euoVe4Pxc8

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) March 29, 2024

Final stretch of day 1 at The Goodwin 👊

📊 » https://t.co/a8S8GU8tsP#GoBears pic.twitter.com/cxyszZZZPG

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) March 29, 2024

congrats sampson & ethan (golf carts r for losers)#

#gobears🐻 pic.twitter.com/abcmu7Uqfv

— aiden manutai (@ManutaiAiden) March 28, 2024

2025 6' 170 lbs safety aiden manutai from kahuku high school in waipahu (the northern shore of pearl harbor where hawaii route 90 & interstate h-1 intersect) is gonna official trip to berkeley may 23rd-26th

check out aiden's physical style of play & outta nowhere SPEED in closing on passes, neither of the bears starting safeties last season showed that type of ball recognition & footspeed on downfield vertical passes

My guy @ManutaiAiden the 2025 DB is the next Teo tellin everyone right now holds offers from @ArizonaFBall @HuskerFootball #HuskerFootball @HawaiiFootball @oregonfootball @USUFootball you can’t teach instincts either you got it or not!! pic.twitter.com/AJ7Yc5zcqY

— Real Football Exposure (@RealfbExposure) October 4, 2023

manutai would 100% be in a position to compete for a starting job very early in berkeley kinda the same way sioape vatikani started as a true freshman as predicted by the monster prior to his summertime arrival

Happy Aloha Friday w/ @Vati_77S pic.twitter.com/dRhgsgVb4k

— Benji Palu (@BenjiPalu_Cal) August 12, 2022

aiden is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.0 gpa

we gotta bring more of that hawaiian truck food culture to the bay...in benji & winterhawk we trust to tell the story re: a world class education that is relatively close to the hawaiian islands that offers nfl development/early playing time at memorial stadium in the acc in the wonderfully diverse san francisco bay area

https://instagr.am/p/BoayiSHggWh
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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coach madsen is utilizing his nba connections to actively recruit 6'7" 190 lbs stanford portal transfer andrej stojakovic from nearby carmichael (short drive on gamedays for the fam to haas pavilion)

the freshman doing the most on both ends! 🙌💪@kanaancarlyle15 x @AndrejSto2

📺: @ESPN2#GoStanford pic.twitter.com/xGJ9ZMmd2T

— Stanford Men's Basketball (@StanfordMBB) March 8, 2024

andrej wuz a mcdonalds all american as a senior at the academically rigorous jesuit high school & averaged 7.8 ppg as a true freshman with a advanced court awareness & fluid ball movement...his dad peja wuz a 3 time nba all star so nil dollars won't be a key issue for the affluent family in this recruitment as much as nba skills development, a clear pathway to a starting position at the wing & earning a world class education...the california golden bears basketball program checks all those boxes

https://instagr.am/p/Cnz97I2yFU0
as a stanford transfer, berkeley admissions will not be a problem, andrej is not a dumb azz

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including greece & serbia)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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Any updates on Cal Basketball visitors??

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foxy, a lotta basketball portal transfer communications/recruiting is on zoom rite now, it's a relatively quick 2 way evaluation screening process in this era of speed dating on hinge, swipe rite

official visits are romantic marriage proposals with vows & rings and stuff

surprisingly the most knowledgable person in berkeley re: the complexities of relationships is noted human behavior sociologist dr jaydn ott

Coming to CMS soon pic.twitter.com/iVbZ1EvBs6

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. ⁴⁴ (@golDonbear) December 15, 2023

the upcoming football portal transfer recruiting narrow window of april 15th to april 30 is gonna be crazy as ****



r u sick of me (r u gonna slash my tires)?