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june 6th official visit scheduled to cal#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with limited 2025 high school schollys reserved for those that wanna build generational wealth developing nfl upside with coach bloesch/coach saffell & also working hard in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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6'2" 200 lbs wide receiver with reported 4.5 SPEED from mckinney north high school (north of the pga headquarters in plano) kameron "kam" powell is gonna officially trip to cal on june 20th-23rd


kam is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa and kinda skeptical of schools that don't prepare u for life after football

yeah the bears are recruiting more high schoolers from the great state of texas than cali & that's primarily cuz the coaches & staff wanna eat the bbq brisket sandwiches at buc-ee's, u feel me?...plus the bearents & family friends are gonna show up in highland park on saturday november 30th for our annual acc rivalry game with them smu mustangs

the truth is that texas weather is nasty humid hot in the summer & freezing azz cold in the winter, the university of calveston is a tremendous opportunity to ball out in the wonderfully diverse & ideal climate san francisco bay area

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:29p, 3/22/24
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2024 miami hurricanes football schedule:

the south florida palm trees got a 6 games in a row gauntlet start to the 2024 season which culminates in berkeley on saturday october 5th...r u gonna be at memorial stadium for this epic acc showdown?

the hurricanes will be starting qb1 former washington state gunslinger cameron ward who is trading in the purina dogfood chuckbox special with heavy ketchup at the palouse trading post for the 30 day old deep fried lightly seasoned barracuda at sexy fish in miami

and yeah then after getting trans gendered by the bears in memorial stadium the canes got a bye week & r gonna get caught up on home improvement ****...yeah shocky is always ready to lend a helping hand or something

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don't be a low gpa dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz, ponytails r triggering)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those love to move the home restoration **** around for no apparent reason every couple of months)
fun fact: shocky literally owns zero painting brushes or household tools at the tree fort but he can be a helpful worker bee if properly trained or something

fun fact ii: coach bloesch's PITCHOUTS in the miami game r gonna result in some EPIC touchdown magical runs by all american jaydn ott against them hurricanes at memorial stadium on saturday october 5th, r u gonna be there?

true california golden bears always lend a helping hand#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:09p, 3/22/24
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2025 smooth 6'3" 178 lbs wr tavian mcnair from corona centennial is gonna official visit berkeley june 13th

yeah corona is bear territory, just ask breezy about his degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the inland empire)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
cal's monster class 2025 recruiting update:

crystal ball for tavian to the #1 ranked public university in the world

SPEED & soft hands=early playing time at memorial stadium


this **** is getting live#
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the inside backer room is arguably the most unsettled position group heading into the 2024 acc season so the signing of 2023 ivy league defensive player of the year 6' 225 lbs liam johnson from princeton will be highly welcomed when he arrives in berkeley at the #1 ranked public university in the world this summer

this is a high football iq physical backer who is always around the ball with a relentless motor



liam is not a dumb azz, he's graduating from princeton with a 3.36 gpa in politics

yeah johnson is from moorestown, new jersey just down the pike from the wawa...**** balenciaga



the university of california, berkeley=liam johnson's future alma mater
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9:13p, 3/22/24
copperhead innisbrook pga tournament 2nd round update:

despite only hitting 11 of 26 fairways in the first two rounds michael kim is rolling the rock beautifully en route to a 71 & 67 and is now 5 under par tied for 6th & only 1 stroke off the lead

can u imagine how many under par michael (living in houston these days) would be if there wuz a buc-ee's in palm harbor instead of just a chipotle?
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9:35p, 3/22/24

2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #3

1st day in pads as the biggest development in camp is 6'8" 305 lbs (his flagstaff high school coach tole me he weighed 250 lbs as a senior playing tight end) nick morrow (#52 in above foto) holding down the 1st team duties at left tackle backed by ender aguilar running with the 2s

saw nick play at thunderbird high school (shocky lived in the desert shadows apartments on 19th avenue across the streeet when he moved to the valley of the sun back in the day, lots of asu talent at the pool) & he's got more SPEED than anybody in the o-line room which coupled with his tremendous size means he's gonna be a key player this fall in the acc battles...credit to benji palu playing a key role in this recruitment

yeah victor stoffel is projected to participate in spring ball in a couple of weeks & will compete for the starting left tackle at that time, another possibility at the critical left tackle position (which protects the bears qbs blind side) is rush reimer (running with the 2s at left guard) or matthew wykoff (running with the 1st at left guard) sliding over

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cal's monster offensive line (luvs coconino county)#
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9:39a, 3/23/24
michael kim just chipped up to 4 feet on the 542 yards par 5 1st hole & drilled the putt home for a birdie and is now 6 under par & tied for 1st place in the 3rd round

cal is a golf school#
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9:48a, 3/23/24

does myron amey jr a 6'2" 185 lbs 15.2 ppg & felony defender (51 steals) from vacaville know the way to berkeley?

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those who wanna play at home in front of moms)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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10:01a, 3/23/24


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including oaktown)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:06a, 3/23/24
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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including oaktown)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/


In this league, "6'11" which is really 6'9" or 6'10, is not a "center." How many times are we going to try to make short centers a thing?
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12:22p, 3/23/24

them san mateo college fightin' benjis (ja'ir got closing SPEED, not a lot of that last season)#
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:


3.4 gpa st ignatius 6'6" 320 lbs monster tackle john mills wuz at today's spring practice #4 & will return for an official visit on may 23rd


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and only a short drive for moms & the fam on gamedays at memorial stadium)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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3:37p, 3/23/24

answer: cal's monster offensive line#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:19p, 3/23/24
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6'2" 200 lbs wide receiver with reported 4.5 SPEED from mckinney north high school (north of the pga headquarters in plano) kameron "kam" powell is gonna officially trip to cal on june 20th-23rd


kam is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa and kinda skeptical of schools that don't prepare u for life after football

yeah the bears are recruiting more high schoolers from the great state of texas than cali & that's primarily cuz the coaches & staff wanna eat the bbq brisket sandwiches at buc-ee's, u feel me?...plus the bearents & family friends are gonna show up in highland park on saturday november 30th for our annual acc rivalry game with them smu mustangs

the truth is that texas weather is nasty humid hot in the summer & freezing azz cold in the winter, the university of calveston is a tremendous opportunity to ball out in the wonderfully diverse & ideal climate san francisco bay area

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/


"Freezing" ass cold in the winter" is a bit of an overstatement. As a resident of the Central Texas Hill Country since I retired last June, I can vouch for the "freezing" part, but we only had a freeze (like 13 degrees, and maybe single digits in a few places) for about a week. And we had couple of weeks that got into the mid to high 30s. But 40s, 50, and even 60s is "cold" to native Texans, but as a Bay Area transplant, it seemed pretty mild to me, other than the one week or so when we had to put protective insulation sleeves around all of our exterior water pipes, and drip our inside faucets and the like. I have great new neighbors would were eager and happy to show me all of the ropes. So it will be a breeze next winter. It's been consistently in the 70s and above for a pretty good minute now, though. Sometimes 80s. 90s and above are coming soon.
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pitts, that's awesome ur enjoying ur texas hill country wintertime temps of 30s, 40s, & 50s & "maybe single digits in a few places" but shocky hates cold azz weather

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8:09p, 3/23/24
2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #4

cal's monster offensive line: the right side of the line with room leader tj session at right tackle & sioape vatikani at right guard is gonna be an elite tandem in the acc this fall
https://instagr.am/p/C430IlEPyap
SPEED at wide receiver: there are 3 clearcut leaders for the starting lineup vs uc davis that are earning most of the 1s reps in early spring ball: trond grizzel (returning starter), tobias merriweather (notre dame) & mikey matthews (utah)...the battle for rotational playing time behind them is intense...fun fact: both j-mike & jeremiah complained about their usage (tunnel screens at the line of scrimmage) but the reality is that both guys could not create separation downfield in the vertical passing game, that's not gonna be a problem this fall

SPEED with the defensive backs: the teams fastest player marcus harris (idaho) is a lock for one of the starting corner back jobs alongside nohl williams, fast as **** ja'ir smith (san mateo college) is battling matthew littlejohn for the starting nickel nod & speedster Isaiah crosby (trinity valley college) is positioning himself to earn one of the starting safety jobs...no more of the independence bowl granite statue dbs not closing on the ball, them days r over

JAYDN ******* OTT: if u don't got 2024 season tixs, ur a ******* dumb azz, don't miss the magic of cal football

bears r off for around 10 days with spring break


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In reply to Pittstop • 1:59a, 3/24/24
Pittstop said:
Shocky1 said:

6'2" 200 lbs wide receiver with reported 4.5 SPEED from mckinney north high school (north of the pga headquarters in plano) kameron "kam" powell is gonna officially trip to cal on june 20th-23rd


kam is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa and kinda skeptical of schools that don't prepare u for life after football

yeah the bears are recruiting more high schoolers from the great state of texas than cali & that's primarily cuz the coaches & staff wanna eat the bbq brisket sandwiches at buc-ee's, u feel me?...plus the bearents & family friends are gonna show up in highland park on saturday november 30th for our annual acc rivalry game with them smu mustangs

the truth is that texas weather is nasty humid hot in the summer & freezing azz cold in the winter, the university of calveston is a tremendous opportunity to ball out in the wonderfully diverse & ideal climate san francisco bay area

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/


"Freezing" ass cold in the winter" is a bit of an overstatement. As a resident of the Central Texas Hill Country since I retired last June, I can vouch for the "freezing" part, but we only had a freeze (like 13 degrees, and maybe single digits in a few places) for about a week. And we had couple of weeks that got into the mid to high 30s. But 40s, 50, and even 60s is "cold" to native Texans, but as a Bay Area transplant, it seemed pretty mild to me, other than the one week or so when we had to put protective insulation sleeves around all of our exterior water pipes, and drip our inside faucets and the like. I have great new neighbors would were eager and happy to show me all of the ropes. So it will be a breeze next winter. It's been consistently in the 70s and above for a pretty good minute now, though. Sometimes 80s. 90s and above are coming soon.


My wife had to fly out to Texas this winter from our tropical Pacific island home to oversee repairs to her mother's house east of Austin (Robert E. Lee County). Pipe's froze and flooded the house, and all the floors had to be replaced.
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4:16a, 3/24/24
2024 new schollys: right now there are 33 NEW scholly additions

liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive line (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.0+ gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 33 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...focusing on track this spring/grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree



scholly roster math in equilibrium right now (33 in/33 out/85 schollys)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:38a, 3/24/24
Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:


3.4 gpa st ignatius 6'6" 320 lbs monster tackle john mills wuz at today's spring practice #4 & will return for an official visit on may 23rd


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and only a short drive for moms & the fam on gamedays at memorial stadium)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
Major OL target. NorCal has some really good OL prospects for 2025 cycle. Mills, Jackson Lloyd (Carmel) and Champ Taulealea are all national level recruits and big.
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Shocky1 said:
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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for fashionistas that luv zimmerman too, nice slides)#
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zimmerman is unforgettable & also sexist (how come no men's line?)#
cal's monster class official public service announcement to liam johnson:

brah, if u wanna be a bro of wall street & live in the west village (and doing weekends in the hamptons with rounds at maidstone, the national & shinnecock hills) you gotta wear ur ugly azz orange tie correctly, the bottom of the tie is NOT supposed to end before ur belly button, got it?

don't be a dumb azz (ur a fashion disaster rite now but no worries, we'll get this **** figured out when u get to the left coast...sigh)#
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In reply to 6956bear • 8:07a, 3/24/24

SI grad and no ND in the final six, how did the Jesuits fail him LOL
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In reply to Oakbear • 8:48a, 3/24/24
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SI grad and no ND in the final six, how did the Jesuits fail him LOL


The Irish are his arch enemy, he can't go there.
#SH1976
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:53p, 3/24/24
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pitts, that's awesome ur enjoying ur texas hill country wintertime temps of 30s, 40s, & 50s & "maybe single digits in a few places" but shocky hates cold azz weather

Lol. I get you, Shocks. Also, I am closer to San Antonio than Austin (Comal County), but still only about a 30 minute drive to downtown San Antonio, and maybe like less than a 1 1/2 hour drive north to Austin (about like Oakland to Sacramento). So we seem to be right in that sweet spot that's too far North of the gulf to be threatened by hurricanes, and too far South/Central for the most severe winter weather patterns that Texas winters have to offer. AND I made the very short drive over to New Braunfels just yesterday to get a BBQ brisket sandwiches and a "Triple Meat" BBQ sandwich from New Braunfels' Buc-ees. The best of ALL worlds, Shock.

https://instagr.am/p/CYPMnYTFjpO


clothes r for losers (texas got lousy weather except for 10 minutes every spring & fall)#
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new jersey (**** balenciaga) ace pitcher haylei archer with the ice in her veins lockdown closing out the victory with the bags loaded & yeah shocky's favorite player alyssa herrera (batting. 382 she should be in the starting line up every game) with the clutch hit...check out alyssa's unbridled enthusiasm as she does the happy dance for her beloved teammates in the 3rd base dugout

https://instagr.am/p/C43oiqAMmh0
this is in direct contrast to this year's men's basketball team which is the most unlikable collection of self entitled players in my lifetime of any cal sport...casual fans will stay stupid **** like rodney brown & grant newell got nba upside (they don't, a client of mine is a nba organization) and that devin askew & nd okafor will be missed when the truth is that all of them (other than askew) threw away degrees from the #1 ranked public university in the world while missing development workouts, even showing up for games incapacitated, incessantly whining thru their dads, dealers & handlers re: playing time & nil dollars and most worser of all, not cheering for their teammates...yeah **** balenciaga but also **** these guys who dishonorably wore california golden bears jerseys

the spirit of intercollegiate athletics lives on with cal softball#
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pitts, if the buc-ee's brisket sandwiches wuz sold at memorial stadium on fall gamedays, food revenues would be thru the roof...just make sure u get ur heart checked every 6 months, amigo

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6:06p, 3/24/24

imagine the # of attendees at this seminar they would've got if it wuz catered by buc-ee's instead of the normal dog food they serve at memorial stadium on gamedays

football coaches gotta eat (where's the ketchup/mustard packets?)#
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how did it turn out update?

the following former 6 scholly basketball players transferred out after the 2022 season, this is how it played out for them in 2023:

joel brown: averaged 7.6 ppg at iona while improving his 3 point shooting to 37.1% but still shooting a crooked azz 45.2% on free throws which es no bueno for a point guard with the ball in their hands late in tight games...great young man, visited with him as the guest of 4th gen bear multiple times at football games, haas biz school grad

jarred hyder: averaged 10.3 ppg at cal poly on volume shooting with a crooked azz 32.5% on field goals...berkeley legal studies grad & pursuing a mba at slo

lars thiemann: averaged 6.7 ppg at loyola marymount & cut his turnovers in half...berkeley nutrition science grad with highest bear gpa on 2022 roster

sam alajiki: averaged 4.4 ppg at rice, another fox protege with a crooked azz stroke shot 53.3% on free throws, left berkeley without a degree

marsalis roberson: did not play for uc davis but is majoring in human development, left berkeley without a degree

obinna anyanwu: did not play for anybody this season

yeah shocky trusts coach madsen's roster construction decisions & yeah the monster is gonna monitor devin askew, rodney brown jr, grant newell, nd okafor & monty bowser as they pursue their nba aspirations with limited basketball skills & bad attitudes while leaving berkeley with the legacy of the most unlikeable team of self entitled bad news bears of all time of any sport

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (should not waste highly coveted admissions slots on dumb azzs with no academic purpose)
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12:50p, 3/25/24


shocky=lost car keys (no problemo)
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coach madsen & the staff are actively recruiting 6'8" 220 lbs power forward brown transfer #31 nana owusu-anae from burlington (halfway between toronto & niagara falls) canada

this is a physical team leader/captain that battled for 14.7 ppg, 8.8 rebounds per game & a facilitating 2.1 assists per game this season that is respected by his teammates for his unselfish style of play

nana is an ivy leaguer & not a dumb azz, he got a near 4.0 gpa in high school & wuz #1 in his graduating class for the highest gpa (called the class of 1892 award)

owusu-anae might be tired of cold azz weather, now the whole team is here on the west coast in cali



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including freezing azz ontario)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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the #20 ranked california golden bears gotta lotta major championship history at harding park & are competing there in the stanford invitational this upcoming thursday thru saturday with coach chun sending out the following line up:

1. sampson zheng
2. ethan fang
3. tony chen
4. eric lee
5. daniel heo
i. jeewon park



don't drop the trophy#
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running back room update:

all american/heisman trophy candidate jaydn ott is the ******* GOAT

running with the 2s in spring ball are alabama transfer kadarius calloway, my boy javian "the jet" thomas & north/south bruiser justin williams-thomas

byron cardwell has not appeared yet during spring ball


and so with that being said the bears running back room is the deepest position of ELITE talent in the program


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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:25a, 3/26/24
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CmpNizQPclZ
both leidy & shocky r apparently big fans of carbone which is only a couple blocks away from taylor's home in the west village, yeah the tortellini al ragu is phenomenal

https://instagr.am/p/CvWU2gXp3hY
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including new york city & the bros of wall street)

https://instagr.am/p/CmHd-6gJpZ4
wut up, liam?

so here's the deal, if u get 50+ tackles this season me & my daughter taylor will take u & ur family out to carbone in the city during the xmas holidays this year, ok?...and yeah maybe afterwards we can go ice skating at rockefeller center or my favorite midnite stage coach carriage rides thru central park (clip clop clip clop)?



but u gotta get 50+ tackles, hope ur ready to roll on the left coast when u graduate from princeton this may, the pasta dishes at carbone r ******* unreal, way better than the 30 day old rotating heated chicken strips at the wawa (which is no buc-ee's, not even close), got it?
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