cal's monster offensive line

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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:51p, 4/9/24
Chandler needs a new favorite color.
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7:36p, 4/9/24
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bluehen, don't tell nobody but chandler is color blind, he's gonna be a good substitute teacher at modern yoga someday or something

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wut's ur escapism (sippin' perrier on the sofa in the backroom of the nyc nightclub wearing brunello cucinelli)?#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:45p, 4/9/24
Shocky1 said:

coach bloesch (the best developer of talent on the staff followed by aristotle thompson & peter sirmon, yeah ryan longwell is the worst) has extended an offer to 6'6" 295 lbs 2025 offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in nearby brentwood

klisiewicz got a blue collar trench worker work ethic, he can already squat 465 lbs & clean 255 lbs, those #s will go thru the roof in the right collegiate s&c program...he would be a tremendous addition to cal's monster offensive line that has been coached up in high school


mike is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa for an o-line room that got the highest gpas in the california golden bear football program, yeah earning berkeley degrees is part of the deal along with physically pounding for ground

fun fact: brentwood to berkeley is 74 miles for the fam/friends on fall gamedays

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium with coach bloesch & coach leighton in the acc and hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/


Hey Shock, sorry to be a contrarian, but it's barely 55 miles from Brentwood to Berkeley. I commuted from Brentwood to SF for like 19 years, and it was less than 120 mi., round trip.
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8:57p, 4/9/24
^ no worries, pitts, shocky knows ur smart as **** with knowledge of super secret road shortcuts plus u drive with a lead azz foot to buc-ee's without a care in the world



michael klisiewicz got google directions or something on his flip phone#
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9:19p, 4/9/24

look jaydn, shocky is never gonna lie to his poly azz brah but u got outplayed during that cold azz nite in shreveport by tahj brooks who ran the ball downhill like a grown azz man on his way to the not so private foto room with dimes on his arm at toca madera, u feel me?

and so with that being said u wuz ****** over last season by spav's sorry azz predictable playcalling into the teeth of defenses that wuz carried over by bloesch in the independence bowl...but mike is NOT a dumb azz (he learns from his mistakes), during the 1st series against uc davis on august 31 the new oc is gonna innovatively call for #1 to take a PITCH OUT to the right side in wide open space which ur gonna take to the ******* house for an electric 75 yard touchdown espn play of the day while tj knocks the **** out of the defensive end, sioape does the haka touchdown dance after eviscerating the broken down corner back, bastian sends the middle backer to the emergency room at bates while matthew & nick pull from the left side with a violence unknown to mankind while representing the legendary cal's monster offensive line

yeah little children & old blues r gonna cry with joy while old men like bobo play checkers in the park, the cal band is gonna play our favorite song & the cannon on tightwad hill is gonna scare the **** outta the neighbors while the seagulls fly from further afar above while circling memorial stadium while creating epic lasting memories of a lifetime which got no future guarantees beyond 2024...the time is now for ******* everything, brah, this 2024 acc season in the sun is riding on ur going house on PITCH OUTS, let's ******* go!!!



doctor, doctor, i don't ever wanna feel like i did last nite (we got drums & slashed tires, got it?)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:54p, 4/9/24
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^ all american damien martinez's imminent departure 100% changes the difficulty of the october 28th home game against oregon state, shocky stands corrected that this will not be the dangerous trap game he initially anticipated...as readers of cal's monster class know, he implicitly trusts the decision making of future athletic director candidate andrew mcgraw in this & other less visible decision making matters

and so with that being said, it wuz still a dumb azz move to schedule a game against a team domiciled in a state (oregon) that is not a key destination in the california golden bears recruiting footprint, this out of conference game should've been scheduled against a texas collegiate program like el paso or something

https://instagr.am/p/C5jBdEHuEID
but for those of u that wanna hear the monster say he wuz wrong, the monster wuz wrong, got it?



shocky may sometimes be a male azz stripper but leidy makes the oversized earrings work#


Agreed, it still does not make sense to give OSU a home and home.

We have SDSU and UNLV on future schedules, which is good, and we need to make regular, but also we need to lock in a long series with Hawaii. And make Tyson Alualu our DL coach.


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In reply to calumnus • 9:56p, 4/9/24
calumnus said:
Shocky1 said:
^ all american damien martinez's imminent departure 100% changes the difficulty of the october 28th home game against oregon state, shocky stands corrected that this will not be the dangerous trap game he initially anticipated...as readers of cal's monster class know, he implicitly trusts the decision making of future athletic director candidate andrew mcgraw in this & other less visible decision making matters

and so with that being said, it wuz still a dumb azz move to schedule a game against a team domiciled in a state (oregon) that is not a key destination in the california golden bears recruiting footprint, this out of conference game should've been scheduled against a texas collegiate program like el paso or something

https://instagr.am/p/C5jBdEHuEID
but for those of u that wanna hear the monster say he wuz wrong, the monster wuz wrong, got it?



shocky may sometimes be a male azz stripper but leidy makes the oversized earrings work#
Agreed, it still does not make sense to give OSU a home and home.

We have SDSU and UNLV on future schedules, which is good, and we need to make regular, but also we need to lock in a long series with Hawaii. And make Tyson Alualu our DL coach.
At least some of us get it around here, we need to be chasing wins these next few seasons, not handing out favors like we did with the folks up in Corvallis.
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10:07p, 4/9/24
giving oregon state a 2025 home game in corvallis wuz just another dumb as **** by knowlton
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:10p, 4/9/24
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giving oregon state a 2025 home game in corvallis wuz just another dumb as **** by knowlton
****ing insanity
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5:49a, 4/10/24


just gotta text from an early riser at memorial stadium, the verbal audible signal at the line of scrimmage for a PITCHOUT this fall is gonna be "SHOCKY"

"SHOCKY LEIDY" a pitchout to the left side of the field, "SHOCKY RAYE" a pitchout to the right side of the field

yeah it wuz coaching malpractice by spav, knowlton level abject failure stupidity & an epic breakdown of civilization in 2023 to not give 2025 nfl draft 1st round selection jaydn ******* ott the ball on the edges in wide open space on PITCHOUTS, as raye will tell u it wuz a **** decision

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the dawning of a new day in berkeley (with PITCHOUTS)#
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7:03a, 4/10/24
cal's monster offensive line update: meet the current 6th man


reggae infused energized BIG TIME RUSH is +1 athletic & will play a ****ton of snaps this fall in the bears inaugural acc season

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (unless ur geographically maps challenged like bloesch & just wanna minimize it to the united states of usa americans or something)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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10:02a, 4/10/24

2024 scholly roster departures: 33 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal (portland state lean)...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...probable grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada
ryan lange, guard...football retirement
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college & minot state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer

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10:19a, 4/10/24
Rich Lyons is the new chancellor!
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In reply to Johnfox • 10:20a, 4/10/24
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Rich Lyons is the new chancellor!
Playoffs?
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:23a, 4/10/24
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Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM THE CAL ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT:
after a 7 week delay & this week's monster threats of relentless legal action against her personally, the following response wuz just received from delaney heller:

"Bill, this is follow up response to your PRA request. The answer to your question is yes, the athletic department received a $15M loan from the central campus in FY23."

We now consider this request closed."

in summary, this means the athletic department covertly borrowed from the central campus $11,000,000 in fy22 and $15,000,000 in fy 23 for a total of $26,000,000 during the last 2 fiscal years instead of balancing the budget via reducing bureaucratic overhead and cutting sport teams


cal's monster class haas biz school public service tutorial on how to read a financial statement (how jim knowlton is playing the con game):

1st of all open on a separate screen or print out the following statement of revenues and expenses for the intercollegiate department of athletics for the fiscal year ended june 30, 2023, ok?
https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/sidearm.nextgen.sites/calberk.sidearmsports.com/documents/2024/1/25/FY23_UCB_Athletics_SRE_Website_Copy.pdf

notice under "Operating Revenues" that there is a line for "Direct Institutional Support" in the amount of $36,652,879

this $36,652,879 includes the $15,000,000 covert loan from the central campus that wuz discovered thru my relentless public information requests & follow ups

then notice footnote #1 on the bottom of the statement, "Direct Institutional Support" figure includes non-recurring loan."

this is where the con game with a fraudulent financial statement is being played, this is 100% a recurring loan as evidenced by the $11,000,000 loan in fiscal year 2022 from the central campus, got it?

and make no mistake about it the athletic department right now is most assuredly planning for another loan from the central campus for fiscal year 2024 instead of cutting costs by reducing the bureaucrat bloat & # of financially unsustainable sport teams

with the recent pac 2 settlement costing cal $6,500,000 & also future acc media rights revenues reduced by 70% (which the clueless as **** markeisha has referenced "as a donation back to our acc partners") the 2024 debt number could be $25,000,000+ for the upcoming fiscal year

there is ZERO chance that the athletic department will ever have the future revenues to repay these loans which means the department is heading towards a financial tsunami

dumb azzs will assume that since the federal government can operate in a gazillion dollar debt mode that the cal athletic department can also operate its finances in a similar manner...but guess wut?...the cal athletic department can't print money like the feds

any questions?

the art of the con (is bankrupting the cal athletic department)#

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TODAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE GREATEST DAYS IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, BERKELEY

it's gonna take the innovative passion, brainpower & common sense of berkeley grads (and yeah inclusively a couple of haas biz ad grads) to save this GREAT university!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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^ I am so excited: LET'S ****ING GO!!! ^
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7:32p, 4/10/24

2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #9

quarterbacks & wide receivers:
there's an open qb1 battle brewing at memorial stadium, chandler rogers is now getting his first full drive reps of the spring...whoever wins the qb1 starting position (which undoubtably will carry over to fall camp) will be throwing to a starting wr1 line up of trond grizzell, tobias merriweather & mikey matthews...none of the wideout 2s have consistently flashed yet

defensive backs:
marcus harris is an impact game changer at cornerback, he got legit nfl SPEED/upside & made another interception today...paired with taker nohl williams the bears got one of the better cornerback duos in the acc...fellow transfer speedster isaiah crosby is sharing some 1st team reps with miles williams at the safety spot opposite craig woodson...ja'ir smith is gonna get a lotta play this season at potentially multiple positions...matthew littlejohn is running with the 1s at nickel back while lu magia hearns is missing spring ball...the defense back room has seen an infusion of much needed +1 athleticism & closing SPEED which wuzn't the case during the 2023 season

cal's monster offensive line:
the last couple of seasons the 2s have been an absolute ****show of poorly developed guys with usually bodies not properly s&c equipped to play in the trenches at a high level, for the 1st time in the coach wilcox era the bears got 2s that got upside...the starting 5 of tj, nick, sioape, bastian & matthew is pretty solid with rush reimers also getting some snaps with the 1s at left guard as the 6th man who got the +1 athleticism to potentially play his way past wykoff or swinney into the starting line up...running with the 2s: martin tine at right tackle, trent ramsey at right guard, dylan jemtegaard at center & ender aguilar at left tackle

"it's a GREAT day to be a bear"-bud "dog" turner (rip)
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In reply to Johnfox • 8:10p, 4/10/24
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foxy, shocky & his fellow haas biz ad grad brah hoop dreams met with coach madsen in the north tunnel at a football game last fall while the bears got amped up for running out on the field at memorial stadium

we emphasized to mark the importance of an asian scholly or walk on player to energize the fan base & spike attendance among both alums & students along with the need for FREE tixs for all students (which will now happen with our new chancellor)...madsen agreed with us & mentioned that an asian prospect did not emerge during walk-on tryouts but that he came very close to signing the guy from usf

with a clear path to a starting opportunity, cal will be a much more attractive option this time around for mike

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including mongolia)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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coach bloesch & coach leighton are bringing in 2025 cal's monster offensive line prospect 6'6" 290 lbs manamo'ui muti from leilehua high school in wahaiwa hawaii for an official visit june 20th-23rd


manamo'ui is an elite talent with offers from all the west coast powerhouses, his brother netane (played at fresno state back in the day) is a teammate/offensive guard of jared goff with them detroit lions & his bench press at the 2020 nfl combine wuz the highest total of all participants

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the islands)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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9:38p, 4/10/24
2024 new schollys: right now there are 33 NEW scholly additions

liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive line (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.0+ gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 33 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...focusing on track this spring/grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree



scholly roster math in equilibrium right now (33 in/33 out/85 schollys)#
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9:55p, 4/10/24
2024 masters cal's monster class media day festivities:

max homa: playing the 1st 2 rounds with his childhood hero tiger woods is gonna be insane with the largest crowds, max gotta stay focused during the circus

colin morikawa: putting will be the key, the elite ball striker needs to place his approaches in sections on the greens that leave uphill putts...colin's stroke has been tentative lately with the putter not releasing thru impact resulting in missed putts to the right of the cup

byeong hun an: as one of the top 5 longest hitters in the tournament, ben gotta attack all 4 reachable (for him) par 5s & efficiently score birdies (and maybe even an eagle or two) while taking advantage of his exceptional power game skillset

and so with that being said the biggest unanswered question for them california golden bears is how the **** has shocky been invited to play 15 rounds (the "typical invitation" includes 2 nites at one of the cabins by the 10th tee & 3 rounds plus an hour on the fun par 3 course) at augusta national?

https://instagr.am/p/CvVQHgWJzM3
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https://top100golf.blogspot.com/2006/01/people-who-have-played-top-100-golf.html



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5:41a, 4/11/24
crazy but true dept: new berkeley chancellor richard lyons (he also wanted andrew mcgraw's private cell #) just sent shocky a text asking him to be the keynote speaker at this year cal's mens & women's golf FREE team banquet at the buc-ee's outside of denton (good news is that schulzie still got his notes from his speech at the stinson beach high school banquet at sam's cafe somewhere at the north scottsdale tree fort)

yeah this is probably a **** decision

life is not linear#
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They players don't even give lip service to the academic realm at Oregon :



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5:40p, 4/11/24
^ econ, this recruiting update post is 100% irrelevant, this guy wuz not recruited by the bears and a cal vs oregon matchup in football is not gonna happen in this decade & realistically never again in our lifetimes

and no, it's not news to anybody that oregon (whose football roster is mostly comprised of 2.5 gpa dumb azzs) is not the harvard of the northwest, the truth is that oregon best prepares its grads for careers at the coos bay flying beaver convenience store where it's night shift supervisors eventually marry a lot lizard with stds & die a slow painful death

it's very important to stay on point with the monster thread, got it?

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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:10p, 4/11/24
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2024 masters cal's monster class media day festivities:

max homa: playing the 1st 2 rounds with his childhood hero tiger woods is gonna be insane with the largest crowds, max gotta stay focused during the circus

colin morikawa: putting will be the key, the elite ball striker needs to place his approaches in sections on the greens that leave uphill putts...colin's stroke has been tentative lately with the putter not releasing thru impact resulting in missed putts to the right of the cup

byeong hun an: as one of the top 5 longest hitters in the tournament, ben gotta attack all 4 reachable (for him) par 5s & efficiently score birdies (and maybe even an eagle or two) while taking advantage of his exceptional power game skillset
2024 masters tournament at augusta national: 1st round update

playing with ice in his veins & conservative strategies (double bogey avoidance, laid up from 240 yards on the par 5 13th hole, carry wuz probably only 215 yards over rae's creek but the ball wuz in a significantly downhill/sidehill risky stance) max homa is currently at 4 under par & tied for 4th place when play resumes tomorrow morning for him on the par 4 14th hole (should not be a tough opening drive)...huge kudos to his caddie/childhood friend/neighbor in the arcadia district (scottsdale) joe greiner keeping max loose but focused with the massive tiger crowds a potential major distraction


ben an birdied 3 of the par 5s & missed a 4 footer for birdie on the par 5 15th hole, an needs to continue to successfully attack the par 5s while clearing up the small mistakes which resulted in 5 bogeys (offset by an en fuego 7 birdies) en route to a strong opening round 70 & is tied for 9th place...ben got his wife & 2 small kids with him this week in a rental house tryna keep it a comfortable low key family affair


who changes putters before a major tournament?...colin morikawa got a new putter this week & is still shoving putts tentatively which results in missing right of the cup...to his credit colin is bringing in his caddie jj for some of the green reads (which shocky has been advocating for forever), the reality is that both of morikawa's 2 major championship wins wuz on relatively flat greens at harding park (pga championship) & royal st georges (british open)...he's currently one over par after 10 holes with his drive in the center of the 11th fairway...colin's positive body language (losers adopt frowny faces/slumped shoulders when adversity in life arises as it inevitably will from time to time) says a lot about his resilience & character which is not surprising for a haas biz ad grad
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8:35p, 4/11/24

football spring portal transfer window update:

the portal transfer reopens again for 15 days next monday from april 15th to 30th, this is gonna be an insane period for collegiate staffs nationwide

if there are any other bears who intend to enter the portal it's very unlikely that they will practice tomorrow and/or saturday's semi scrimmage...guys like myles jernigan who feel they got no chance of starting & that will be earning their berkeley degrees this spring/summer will be potential departures that declare via their social media feeds this weekend...casual fans think the bears grad transfers are gonna get offered by other schools & simply play in new programs but the truth is that a majority of them never play another down of football (see shocky's posts on scholly roster departures/destinations for the last 2 cycles)

as noted in the scholly roster math post, there are currently 33 additions & 33 departures right now for fall of 2024 schollys at an equilibrium of the ncca 85 max schollys

the #1 portal transfer alpha apex predator outside linebacker (the program's biggest need for an infusion of talent) target is anthony jones who took an official visit last week...anthony appreciates the family vibe of the cal football program & in the last 24 hours has been offered by ucla & central florida...a decision is imminent

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:58p, 4/11/24
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Shocky1 said:
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2024 berkeley elections: vote for the innovation/financial balanced budget party, rich lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director

the time is now for everything (including nando & sauted shrimp burritos with salsa & guac)#

becky g is not gonna vote for knowlton#
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/1c1hsaz/the_jets_are_resigning_s_ashtyn_davis_source_says/
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walter, the ashtyn davis epic family story of addiction is heartbreaking & ultimately triumphant, andrew mcgraw downplays his role in recruiting ashtyn to berkeley in this new york post article
https://nypost.com/2020/05/14/jets-ashtyn-davis-shaped-by-family-story-of-addiction-achieves-nfl-dream/

https://instagr.am/p/C5ZFYxhs4Yf
yeah shocky once had a dream of the cal basketball program winning a national championship but that dream got canceled when cal's monster class got terminated by the censor...these days the NEW dream is the #1 ranked public university in the world run by a passionate haas biz ad grad chancellor who loves cal athletics who then hires a financially responsible athletic director that prioritizes the revenue sports whose also a berkeley grad who bleeds blue & gold



new speeches: wut's ur dream?#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:58a, 4/12/24
Shocky1 said:

football spring portal transfer window update:

the portal transfer reopens again for 15 days next monday from april 15th to 30th, this is gonna be an insane period for collegiate staffs nationwide

if there are any other bears who intend to enter the portal it's very unlikely that they will practice tomorrow and/or saturday's semi scrimmage...guys like myles jernigan who feel they got no chance of starting & that will be earning their berkeley degrees this spring/summer will be potential departures that declare via their social media feeds this weekend...casual fans think the bears grad transfers are gonna get offered by other schools & simply play in new programs but the truth is that a majority of them never play another down of football (see shocky's posts on scholly roster departures/destinations for the last 2 cycles)

as noted in the scholly roster math post, there are currently 33 additions & 33 departures right now for fall of 2024 schollys at an equilibrium of the ncca 85 max schollys

the #1 portal transfer alpha apex predator outside linebacker (the program's biggest need for an infusion of talent) target is anthony jones who took an official visit last week...anthony appreciates the family vibe of the cal football program & in the last 24 hours has been offered by ucla & central florida...a decision is imminent

Cal needs some players to depart as the staff has indicated they intend to pursue several more players when the portal opens. I do think there will likely be some departures that some Cal fans will be surprised by.

So yes those that can have a degree in hand by summer but not in a starting role could enter. But others that have not made progress in the program and have been recruited over will have decisions to make.
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In reply to 6956bear • 8:08a, 4/12/24
Any idea on range of players?
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Shocky, I stopped by a Buc-ee's this morning to stock up for a roadtrip and saw this sign. For those that walk away from a Cal degree, they can always aim for Buc-ee's GM !
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In reply to Econ141 • 12:27p, 4/12/24
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Off the top of my head it seems like Iowa is pretty close to being TEU.
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