cal's monster offensive line

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2025 5.31 gpa (weighted) 6'1" 195 lbs all state wideout from colleyville heritage high school (texas)#

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (including the milky way candy section at buc-ee's)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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2024 zurich new orleans pga team tournament: 1st round update

playing with his gaming & las vegas buddy kurt kitayama, collin morikawa grazed the edges of the cup all day with his putting en route to his team's 6 under par tie for 44th opening round of best ball...morikawa birdied 3 of the par 5s but that wuz due to precision ball striking leading to short putts for birds, not great putting...it's absolutely mind boggling to me that collin doesn't adapt to the fact that he's not a proficient greens reader (he often does the curvy hand wave thing after misread missed putts) & bring in his caddie jj (won the individual d2 golf championship at chico state back in the day) for a 2nd opinion...yeah haas biz ad grads can sometimes be stubborn as ****

tomorrow's format is alternate shot which will separate the field, one dumb decision can lead the team to a double bogey or worser...

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2024 national football league draft update:

that's our guy, fellow stinson beach high school grad jared goff & his curvy brunette yoga fiance (with a triggering ponytail) christen harper post brunch at sam's cafe in tiburon

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cal, stanford & the ivy league r dream schools (it's about the lifestyle, amigo)#
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:



welcome 2024 preferred walk on 6'4" 290 lbs interior lineman reef lancaster from mission viejo high school to the #1 ranked public university in the world

#74 moves well & finishes blocks with relentless intensity, lancaster gotta lotta upside in the trench workers room that greets all the new guys with open arms (just ask mid year transfer tyler knape)


reef is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.4 gpa

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public school in the world (not just the usa, coach)
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Shock time for some green tea. The player's first name is Reef not Reed…
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^ edited per willem's cycling championship counsel, u can always count on those from nordic track countries to spelll good or something

reef lancaster, best name evah for a bad azz surfer (who gotta chip on his shoulder cuz he wuz denied admission into the king triton coastal lifeguarding academy cuz he got a **** gpa) in a shocky directed/executive produced netflix series (kinda like a sequel to the real bros of simi valley) who falls in love with a semi blind curvy brunette yoga female with a killer smile and ponytail & her cute af 3 legged rescue doggy dog taz who works (is also a substitute yoga teacher) at the shady canyon surfboard store at the wedge in the oc & eventually earns his ged from pelican hills high school (with mike saffell playing the role of the drunk azz assistant principal who loses all the diplomas at a dive azz bar reminiscent of the kingfish) in the emotional season finale



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cornerback kaylin moore (started his college career in colorado) has entered the transfer portal, he didn't participate in spring ball & the emergence of elite SPEED defensive backfield newcomers marcus harris, ja'ir smith & isaiah crosby made his prospects for significant playing time this fall for his final year of eligibility kinda slim
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OT question: how much money do athletic departments like Cal's (or the typical D1/P4 athletic department) receive by maintaining Title IX compliance? Just wondering since DeSantis and Oklahoma's governor both said today that they would not comply with "Biden's" (Department of Education's) new Title IX amendments with protections for Trans and LBGTQ+ students. And that they were instructing all colleges and other programs in their state's not to change existing Title IX guidelines, or comply with the changes made by the Biden administration. Now that's their business, but since Department of Education funding is contingent upon Title IX compliance, I was wondering how much funding they will be forfeiting.
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miami recruiting update: former oregon state all american running back damien martinez is taking an official visit to south beach this weekend, the premier home game on the bears schedule is the saturday october 5th against them hurricanes at memorial stadium against the canes qb1 washington state transfer cameron ward

do u go ur season tix(s)? (for the most critical season is the history of the cal football program)#

cheap azz south beach room (not exactly dressed for mila unless ur washing dishes/parking cars)#
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2024 national football league draft update:

them california golden bears with the 33rd pick of the 1st round select a curvy brunette yoga female from havana cuba that got +1 athleticism with quick twitch reflexes & pro bowl ponytail upside...she got a 2.74 gpa at asu's school of flamenco dancing & is kind to doggy dogs and dumb azzs...basically she's perfect

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the devil's deal: my daughter taylor joined me for the magic of anton's modern yoga class this morning but ima not a dumb azz (most of the time anyways) so i know this means that when her dad visits her in new york city later this month she's gonna take me to her hudson yards equinox rooftop pilates class

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and the truth is that her 90 minutes uber intense pilates class with instagram models that work out 5 times a day could be the end of the monster & his sorry broken down azz, if shocky strokes out there's not gonna be no acc FREE pregame tailgate parties at buc-ee's this fall, got it?

yeah if u can make it new york u can make it anywhere


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win the day#
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harlan rashada with the 8 month rental agreement with georgia

dad of the year#

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cornerback kaylin moore (started his college career in colorado) has entered the transfer portal, he didn't participate in spring ball & the emergence of elite SPEED defensive backfield newcomers marcus harris, ja'ir smith & isaiah crosby made his prospects for significant playing time this fall for his final year of eligibility kinda slim

how is walking away from a berkeley degree part of pursuing your "academic goals?"...moore got zero chance of evah getting paid in the nfl, this makes no sense

if kaylin signs with stanford or one of the ivy league schools, the monster will better understand this **** situation which wuz predicated by a dumb decision

the struggle that must be (for dumb azzs, dr harry edwards is shaking his head)#
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If Knowlton is a "good" at reading the room as we all know he is (not), his first 1 on 1 sit down with Lyons will be a disaster. We need to start a betting pool on when Knowlton will be walked to his car.
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Shocky1 said:


cornerback kaylin moore (started his college career in colorado) has entered the transfer portal, he didn't participate in spring ball & the emergence of elite SPEED defensive backfield newcomers marcus harris, ja'ir smith & isaiah crosby made his prospects for significant playing time this fall for his final year of eligibility kinda slim

how is walking away from a berkeley degree part of pursuing your "academic goals?"...moore got zero chance of evah getting paid in the nfl, this makes no sense

if kaylin signs with stanford or one of the ivy league schools, the monster will better understand this **** situation which resulted in a dumb decision

the struggle that must be (for dumb azzs)#


It would seem that the germane question might be, "What" might those "academic and athletic goals" be?
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bluehenbear said:

If Knowlton is a "good" at reading the room as we all know he is (not), his first 1 on 1 sit down with Lyons will be a disaster. We need to start a betting pool on when Knowlton will be walked to his car.
bluehen, knowlton is known to lyons



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2024 zurich new orleans pga team tournament: 2nd round update

collin's putts continue to graze the cups (interestingly his long range putting speed is outstanding) en route to a morikawa/kitayama 70 in the challenging alternate shot format moving the team close to the top 33 cut line at 8 under par

michael kim & his partner kh lee shot a bogey free 68 & are tied for 20th at 10 under par...michael continues to rival his cal teammate max for the best twitter feed among pro golfers, as readers of cal's monster class back in the day it influenced their willingness to embrace creativity with brutal honesty with their social media feeds
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Good to hear. Then, July 1st for sure? Or shortly thereafter?
Start Slowly and taper off
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51, lyons will be officially installed as the next berkeley chancellor on july 1st, if knowlton is still the athletic director when the bears play uc davis at memorial stadium on august 31 then cal athletics as we know it is gonna be gone forever

yeah we're gonna find out if rich got star stuff or not




an existential financial tsunami is heading towards the cal athletic department (comprehended by those who are haas b-school adroitly trained in deciphering financial statements & ****)
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Yes, but you don't talk to your direct report the same way you talk to a colleague. Knowlton's tweet about "partnering" with Lyons was disingenuous. I don't think Lyons cares about their difference in salary.
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agreed knowlton's comment re: partnering with lyons wuz kinda bizarre, the con artist really don't connect well with people or read rooms which is probably a factor in his standing policy of declining all media interview requests...he needs to control the environment due to his insecurities & he's not adept in responding to questions (he actually required questions to be sent in advance to him for pre screening in his last interview with jeff faraudo 2 years ago)

in shreveport during the bowl game week knowlton invited himself to the handing out of diplomas to the graduating seniors, multiple people have tole me it wuz very awkward & uncomfortable but that knowlton seemed oblivious to wut should be a fun celebration that didn't need a stiff as cardboard disliked bureaucrat presiding over the event

knowlton's strength in dealing with people is very old alums, he does his "everything is great" spiel & these alums are of a generation where asking probing questions re: the incoming financial tsunami, the lawsuits, the failure to offer free tixs to all students, the failure to manage expenses & reduce costs via cutting sports program would be considered as uncouth

and yeah lyons evaluation of knowlton will not be centered upon the con artist's $1,300,000+ salary as a part time employee residing in another state, it will be a hr decision to terminate or not terminate based upon the legal facts of the 2nd law firm opinion re: the mckeever affair
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2024 pac 12 championship at desert forest: 1st & 2nd rounds update

the bossman from plano texas ethan fang is playing strategic darts on the hyper crafty venomous bites desert forest golf club but the team collectively got snakebitten with 10 double bogeys, 3 triple bogeys & 1 quadruple bogey during today's marathon 36 holes & that's not how you win championships

bears are in striking distance with open fangs but limiting the inevitable mistakes at scottsdale's most natural desert landscapes off the fairways into the *****ly native vegetation will be the key to moving up the leaderboard saturday & sunday...as someone who has played 100+ walking rounds at my beloved desert forest the key is limiting the inevitable physical mistakes to bogeys & not allowing bad caca sliding into collateral damage fatal big numbers
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fun evening out in manhattan with taylor & her gf crystal (who wuz a phx suns dancer before moving to nyc)

luv u sweetie

5 card marvin (gotta the deal of a lifetime for u)#
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this **** is getting live (the magic of cal football)#
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shocky's favorite softball player on planet earth alyssa herrera (who inexplicably didn't start tonite despite a 4th team high .317 batting average) with the clutch double & of course alyssa's trademark happy dance upon her sliding arrival into 2nd base

don't ever grow up, alyssa, it's not worth it

dumb azz starting line ups (and 3rd base coaching decisions) by chelsea#
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the lair of the california golden bears#
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#97 got SPEED coming off the edge#

cal, stanford & the ivy leagues r dream schools (for those that wanna build generational wealth, sorry going to pool parties isn't gonna change ur life)
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

6'8" 325 lbs (coach bloesch wanna get bigger on the o-line, his pound for ground philosophy is not finess based & requires grown azz human beings) arizona portal transfer tackle joseph borjon from la puente is officially tripping to cal

borjon started his career at mt san antonio junior college & started 3 games last season for the wildcats including the alamo bowl...joseph got 2 years of remaining eligibility

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including nogales high school)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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cal's monster offensive line (luv these guys, nice beanie look sioape)#
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cal official trip offeree defensive tackle portal transfer brandon lane from stephen austin commits to michigan state
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socially & financially clueless (real talk)#
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Didn't know Ott was a lefty. Seems that could make for some unexpected halfback passes.
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bluehenbear said:

Didn't know Ott was a lefty. Seems that could make for some unexpected halfback passes.


Not unexpected now. Unless Wilcox is an evil genius and told Ott to throw it with his other arm.
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