according to shocky's nfl sources the bird will play in the national football league longer (jaydn will make a ****ton more coin tho) than any other player during the coach wilcox era
read that statement again & file it away, got it?...barring an injury, a 10+ nfl career for the future 1st team all acc/all american bird
^ 87, don't forget that generational talent david bird barring an unforeseen injury or a decision to go on multiple worldwide tours with kiss is gonna be a nfl pro bowler!!
yeah the bird & hunter barth (future ceo of carvana or co ceo with his older bro of a competing start up that don't engage in predatory interest rate loans, sorry ernie) r gonna be on the list of the richest top 100 arizonans in 2035
https://instagr.am/p/CpVq4WnvSsS 88, my kids all visited/raved about the truly spectacular castle (have u visited the fairytale castle in the clouds in sintra portugal?...that's my favorite, see you tube below) at the chateau de chantilly while dad walked a brisk 18 as a single at the golf de chantilly vineueil course which wuz designed by the remarkably talented tom simpson (also the architect at my beloved morfontaine)...they also checked out the horsey stables & riding grounds, did u do that too?
as part of my golf ratings/evaluations shocky (who is arguably the top expert/aficionado of golf course architecture in the world) don't allow any distractions to detract from the pure experience so that means no golf carts, no note taking, no taking fotos & no keeping score
so during the round shocky knocked his fairway wood approach on the slightly uphill 414 meters (458 yards) par 4 12th into the front right bunker & made a nice save for a par 4...funny moment much later that nite on the terrace of the george x over un petitie celebratory slice of chocolate cake when the monster filled out his scorecard & realized that it's actually a par 5, it's the only birdie i've ever made in my life that i didn't know in real time wuz a birdie!!
kinda wonder if anybody ever played the rollercoaster par 6 18th hole at lake chabot without a scorecard & made what they thought wuz a par 5??
parlez-vous francais, 88??
Oui Shocky, it's my native language, hailing from the west side of Paris.
Yes I have been to the stables and horse museum at Chantilly, it is the French capital of equestrian sports, site of the local equivalent of the Kentucky Derby (Grand Prix de Chantilly). I've never been to Portugal, even though I've often visited Spain.
88, tres bon, if this is a recent foto of u plz send me a private message...nice slides choice
https://instagr.am/p/CuHuy6dNDYM that's funny how u haven't visited portugal, it's kinda like natives of cali who've never made the trek to muir woods yet...there's such a lotta world to see!!
good luck to berkeley grad blake antzoulatos on his transfer to them uc davis aggies for his final 2 years of eligibility
markeisha, ^ this is what innovative (on a seriously low budget) marketing/selling tixs looks like, got it??...but congrats on promoting ur career (despite being an inept bureaucrat) while there are empty seats at memorial stadium via ur tarp management expansion approach to deconstructing the cal football brand
2024 scholly roster departures: 42 bears moving on
matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (soccer)...pursuing berkeley degree muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree (at this time) tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree (at this time)
note: kicker mateen bhaghani not listed cuz he never had a scholly
2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on
daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
At the very end of their workouts today, @qb_fernando and @cal_football called an audible, one last play to run but they needed help. Bryson Thompson with the touchdown. Tell me you’re not crying, go ahead, I’ll wait ….Thank you to every one of these amazing young men for making pic.twitter.com/R55SvC0mlQ
https://instagr.am/p/CpVq4WnvSsS 88, my kids all visited/raved about the truly spectacular castle (have u visited the fairytale castle in the clouds in sintra portugal?...that's my favorite, see you tube below) at the chateau de chantilly while dad walked a brisk 18 as a single at the golf de chantilly vineueil course which wuz designed by the remarkably talented tom simpson (also the architect at my beloved morfontaine)...they also checked out the horsey stables & riding grounds, did u do that too?
as part of my golf ratings/evaluations shocky (who is arguably the top expert/aficionado of golf course architecture in the world) don't allow any distractions to detract from the pure experience so that means no golf carts, no note taking, no taking fotos & no keeping score
so during the round shocky knocked his fairway wood approach on the slightly uphill 414 meters (458 yards) par 4 12th into the front right bunker & made a nice save for a par 4...funny moment much later that nite on the terrace of the george x over un petitie celebratory slice of chocolate cake when the monster filled out his scorecard & realized that it's actually a par 5, it's the only birdie i've ever made in my life that i didn't know in real time wuz a birdie!!
kinda wonder if anybody ever played the rollercoaster par 6 18th hole at lake chabot without a scorecard & made what they thought wuz a par 5??
parlez-vous francais, 88??
Oui Shocky, it's my native language, hailing from the west side of Paris.
Yes I have been to the stables and horse museum at Chantilly, it is the French capital of equestrian sports, site of the local equivalent of the Kentucky Derby (Grand Prix de Chantilly). I've never been to Portugal, even though I've often visited Spain.
and..."I've never been to Spain but I've been to Oklahoma"....musical reference that I am referring to?? anyone????
https://instagr.am/p/CpVq4WnvSsS 88, my kids all visited/raved about the truly spectacular castle (have u visited the fairytale castle in the clouds in sintra portugal?...that's my favorite, see you tube below) at the chateau de chantilly while dad walked a brisk 18 as a single at the golf de chantilly vineueil course which wuz designed by the remarkably talented tom simpson (also the architect at my beloved morfontaine)...they also checked out the horsey stables & riding grounds, did u do that too?
as part of my golf ratings/evaluations shocky (who is arguably the top expert/aficionado of golf course architecture in the world) don't allow any distractions to detract from the pure experience so that means no golf carts, no note taking, no taking fotos & no keeping score
so during the round shocky knocked his fairway wood approach on the slightly uphill 414 meters (458 yards) par 4 12th into the front right bunker & made a nice save for a par 4...funny moment much later that nite on the terrace of the george x over un petitie celebratory slice of chocolate cake when the monster filled out his scorecard & realized that it's actually a par 5, it's the only birdie i've ever made in my life that i didn't know in real time wuz a birdie!!
kinda wonder if anybody ever played the rollercoaster par 6 18th hole at lake chabot without a scorecard & made what they thought wuz a par 5??
parlez-vous francais, 88??
Oui Shocky, it's my native language, hailing from the west side of Paris.
Yes I have been to the stables and horse museum at Chantilly, it is the French capital of equestrian sports, site of the local equivalent of the Kentucky Derby (Grand Prix de Chantilly). I've never been to Portugal, even though I've often visited Spain.
and..."I've never been to Spain but I've been to Oklahoma"....musical reference that I am referring to?? anyone????
the scoop: collin actually wanted to attend stanford but didn't have the test scores, he still talks every day with a couple of his bears teammates & the 1st name outta his mouth as someone he loves getting paired up with is max homa
[url=https://images.rivals.com/image/upload/f_auto,q_auto,t_headline_primary/q2hcarce9qwhyldqylah] [/url] congrats to berkeley grad ethan saunders (right in above foto) on wisely taking a medical retirement & moving forward to his next adventure with an american studies diploma from the #1 ranked public university in the world!
2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on
matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree (at this time) tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree (at this time) ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree
note: kicker mateen bhaghani not listed cuz he never had a scholly
2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on
daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
a couple of exciting new developments which reflect coach wilcox's maturation as a head coach
first of all, have u ever heard justin reference SPEED so much in an interview?...winning college (and nfl) games in 2024 requires elite SPEED & anybody who went to cal football games in person last season would know the bears wuz lacking SPEED in both the wide receiver & defensive back rooms in 2023...that's not gonna be a problem in 2024 with the recruiting infusion of SPEED
second of all, coach wilcox gotta preexisting solid relationship with chancellor lyons, that wuz not the case with carol who like knowlton wuz never a football fan like rich...and listen to justin point out that lyons is "berkeley home grown"...it's also gonna take other berkeley grads like kevin kennedy orchestrating the nil program & andrew mcgraw rightsizing the bureaucratic cal athletic department which has lost it's way with inept outsiders like the con artist, jenny & markeisha that are financially illiterate
thirdly, check out coach's statement that the bears can be much more "explosive" in the punt & kickoff return games...for a program that has led the nation in fair catches during the wilcox era this is a seismic shift in philosophy
fourthly, in the past guys like jaydn ott (projected to be the 1st rb selected in the 2025 nfl draft) had to "earn" their stripes in the depth chart which resulted in damien moore (now at lamar) starting the season...now with the massive roster fluidity in college football there's finally a head coach awareness that ELITE talent gotta roll from day 1 of fall camp...both inside backer teddye buchanan & defensive end tj bollers got the majority of the 1st team reps today, they are not running with the 3s/4s as newcomers
yeah justin seems to realize that the past biz as usual **** is not gonna work (and honestly it didn't work in the past either as reflected by his mediocre career wins/losses record), cal football is outta time to **** around:
*****there's no time for wide receivers that don't/can't block in the downhill rushing game
*****special teams punt & kickoff returns require SPEED on the field (not safely standing on the sidelines tryna avoid potential injuries)
*****there's no time for playcalling that don't feature PITCHOUTS to all american jaydn ott on the edges in open space, the dumbest & most recklessly dangerous call in the history of cal football wuz spav's criminally beyond breaking bad inside run call that got THE JET knocked out
the time is NOW for everything (ambition is priceless it's something that's in ur veins)#
the reality is that the previous big 4 of useless/dangerous bureaucrats is now only the big 3 with the june 1st retirement of the financially reckless cfo tom lowry (who tole me during our 1st conference call that he wuzn't just gonna give football "everything" not knowing my background), the interim cfo is berkeley grad sierra achin-cryns who will hopefully be named as the cfo moving forward
the big 3 of the con artist, jenny & markeisha are now on an island (not even respected within the athletic department) with their anti football & basketball agendas in favor of other sports & their own career promotional efforts
chancellor lyons is not financially illiterate (or athletically clueless like the seriously ill christ whose time on planet earth may be sadly limited) & rich is all in with the cal football program
the winds of change in berkeley (is not gonna end well for worthless bureaucrats)#
Shocky, we were just at Sintra. Portugal is amazing, as is the castle. Lots of hills, not just the castle area but Lisbon in general. Food and people wonderful and amazing. Would go back in a second.
kk limbhaust: 68 opening round at the korn ferry tournament in farmington utah, 15 outta 18 greens in regulation is excellent ball striking
brandon hagy: 66 at the pga americas tournament in windsor canada, solid round but gotta tighten up driving accuracy with only 7 outta 14 fairways in regulation but that's actually improvement
fun fact: new california golden bears head men's coach michael wilson tole me he's very optimistic re: a potential incoming transfer for this fall...shocky's only concern is that she gotta **** gpa in tuscon & her kinda cryptic comment on the berkeley roommate questionnaire that says her hobbies include making homemade videos or something whatever that mean
under the direction of coach sirmon the cal backers wuz flying around to the ball!!
https://instagr.am/p/C9qfaHHAjaS right now the bears got arguably the most destructively violent backers starting unit in the acc with 3 starters in their final year of eligibility
current depth chart: 1st team: olb david reese, ilb teddye buchanan, ilb cade uluave, olb xavier carlton 2nd team: olb ryan mcculloch, ilb hunter barth, ilb eze osundu or aaron hampton, olb myles williams & cheikhsaliou fall or serigne tounkara
notes: ilb liam johnson gotta leg injury but is expected back early in the season...true freshman ilb luke ferrelli got upside
shut up shocky (shoneys is NOT for losers if u like dog food)#
under the direction of coach sirmon the cal backers wuz flying around to the ball!!
https://instagr.am/p/C9qfaHHAjaS right now the bears got arguably the most destructively violent backers starting unit in the acc with 3 starters in their final year of eligibility
current depth chart: 1st team: olb david reese, ilb teddye buchanan, ilb cade uluave, olb xavier carlton 2nd team: olb ryan mcculloch, ilb hunter barth, ilb eze osundu or aaron hampton, olb cheikhsaliou fall or serigne tounkara
notes: ilb liam johnson gotta leg injury but is expected back early in the season...true freshman ilb luke ferrelli got upside
shut up shocky (shoneys is NOT for losers if u like dog food)#
Those starting LBs are going to cause some serious havoc this year. If DL can just hold up, the opposing OL, the LBs can get after the QB with violence. Watching Reese end the season strong and Ulauave always looking like he is shot out of a cannon and Carlton always being a consistent, I feel good about where things look
^ 100% agreed jb, this wuz my favorite play of the 2023 season...this fall schematically the defensive line is being freed up to get upfield & wreak havoc in the backfield for tackles for losses which honestly sounds more like a riverboat gambler tim deruyter scheme in bringing the dogs of war like he did in shreveport than an ultra conservative peter sirmon/justin wilcox d (which is why the bears r leading the nation in one score losses the last couple of years, our staff plays to not lose) but we'll find out this august
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth with coach thompson development in the acc after jaydn gets PAID in the 2025 nfl draft & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley all the while in perfect cali weather)
collin morikawa: 68 & tied for 19th, collin is beautifully striking the ball as 1st in the field in driving accuracy (82%, 23 outta 28 fairways) & 2nd in the field in greens in regulation (83%, 30 outta 36 greens)...collin putted today with more speed (not leaving any putts short like the 1st round) & taking the break outta the relatively slow/flat greens, he's primed for an epic 3rd round & potentially making a move up the leaderboard
ben an: 68 & tied for 30th, after making 73 feet of putts in the 1st round made only 42 feet in putts in the 2nd round...an will be able to freewheel in the 3rd round with zero pressure & with his prodigious length off the tee needs to eviscerate the 3 par 5s at le golf national (3 pars on them today)
https://instagr.am/p/Byq5UiBAHSL fun fact: with a 2024 roster that got texas natives as the 2nd most players from a state other than cali u can be 100% assured that the university of calveston golden bears & the school's new mascot buc-ee are circling/gonna be fired up for the homecoming game in highland park on saturday november 30th against new annual arch rival smu
here's the deal re: smu, it's a school where white kids from uber affluent families that got rejection admissions letters from cal, stanford & the ivy leagues go to party/network with one another before taking their place in the family biz (usually oil & gas affiliated, destroying planet earth via fracking is not their concern) with the primary goal of many of the curvy brunette yoga female grads (like the one in the yellow bikini in the foto below) is becoming a stay at home moms living in turtle creek with a live in nanny from south america that can fly private to further afar beautiful places to get outta the nasty azz texas weather which goes great while building castles in the air until she turns 40 & she's served divorce papers cuz her ceo husband of mustang petroleum toby wanna marry his 22 year old traveling executive assistant kendra (former texas tech dance team member at the raiders beatdown of the bears in the independence bowl) so they can move to ibiza where they both contract untreatable stds & die slow painful deaths in a 3rd world hospital
As a former ELITE worldwide fashion model with multiple online degrees, I am very proud to let you know that I'm the new Chancellor at SMU!!!!!! It's true, I interview really well!!
I really think your writing is very witty ("don't be a dumb azz, it's better to palm a tight azz") plus we both love doggy dogs, would you be willing to accept an Adjunk Professorship of Literature in addition to starting up our new Yoga/Meditation Master's Program? Realize that you're not credentialed yet as a substitute yoga teacher at Modern Yoga but we can do a workaround on that minor issue.
Look, I realize you can play literally any golf course on Planet Earth with one phone call/email but would it help your decision making if I can arrange a FREE membership at Brook Hollow which has been faithfully restored by your favorite architects Coore & Crenshaw?
Shocky, working together we can make SMU GREAT AGAIN and in any case I'm looking forward to meeting you at your pregame FREE buffet at Buc-ee's on Saturday November 30th, is this a clothing optional event or not??
I will even confidentially whisper in your ear my GPA!!
The ACC Network football road trip show is in Berkeley today and was on hand for Friday’s training camp practice. Today marks the first day the Bears are officially members of their new conference. pic.twitter.com/TIQQtou5Ce
1) fernando mendoza: #15 played at a light 205 lbs last season, now nando is a good weight 220 lbs 2) chandler rogers: #7 is more experienced than nando & also more mobile in attacking downfield with his feet 3) cj harris: #16 good size at 6'4" 220 lbs & better than expected, football is a violent sport (the fiasco in tuscon)
