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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:52a, 10/22/24
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keeping an eye on **** (shocky standing on the far side 18 yard line pregame in his gold villebrequin trunks/white t-shirt/black balenciaga kicks/blue cal golf cap)#
pregame kicking warm ups 90 minutes prior to the nc state game:

this is how it works, the starting kicker derek morris takes direct snaps from longsnapper david bird which are held by holder/punter lachlan wilson while kicker2 ryan coe kicks on the opposite side of the field with a mechanical triangle kicking tee which he picks up & moves around to different kicking spots

in pittsburgh the roles wuz reversed with coe taking the kicker1 reps & then getting hugged over the acrisure stadium railing by multiple family members after the 90 minutes pregame kicking warm ups (ryan grew up in 30 minutes from downtown pitt which added pressure to his day)

while morris drilled his first 3 field goals with confidence against nc state shocky noticed that he failed to make solid contact on multiple short field goals during the early warm ups which is always concerning, derek's kicking stroke seemed more abbreviated & not releasing his leg thru the short kicks (which is also a problem in golf in tryna guide chip shots with a quick stabby stroke)

so that's shocky on the far side 18 yard line with his arms folded, that's ryan longwell on the 34 yard line in the white shirt/white cal golf cap & that's vic so'oto on the 35 yard line also in the white shirt/white cal golf cap...the brainstrust is all there

but wait where's coach wilcox??

you would think after 3 losses this season attributable to kicking woes (a direct function of running off mateen) that the #1 pregame priority for coach would be to watch the bears (and beavers) kickers during the 90 minute early warm ups, wut on planet earth could possibly be more important??

fully expect justin to be on the field at memorial stadium at 11:30 am this saturday morning prior to the 1:00 kickoff against oregon state to check out/keep a first hand pulse on wut has turned out to the difference maker between a 6-1/7-0 and the actual 3-4 record this season


don't be a dumb azz (learn from ur mistakes & don't keep making the same ******* mistakes over & over in life while hoping for a different outcome)#
Nope. On one of his earlier 'makes' he missed first in the same manner as at the end of the game. The miss was cancelled due to defensive penalty. You're right that on his short kicks he eases up and tries to punch it. I missed the warm up misses but you are exactly right. Us golfers know this type of short miss stroke. I don't expect Wilcox on the field during pregame kicking warmups. I'll have something to look for though instead of being agitated by the loud music above my head.
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back in the day when shocky attended 150+ games (as haas & on the road) in a row usually with taylor (who wuz not having great high school days, dad's solution wuz for us to experience the magic of cal basketball together) my favorite gameday tradition wuz to watch the early 45 minutes warm ups from our floor seats so we could laugh with the players & talk with the coaches re: recruiting updates

and yeah leading the stormin the floor in a MONSTER led sold out haas after EPIC victories wuz pretty ******* FUN too!!

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the mystery of slim wadie revealed!!

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many of u have met or inquired about the white azz dude who usually travels to further afar california golden bears road games with shocky so they can also play a jammed walking golf itinerary of world top 100 courses, that's slim wadie (creighton grad, the harvard of nebraska, lol) on the left with the MONSTER at the plaza's eloise suite in new york city

yeah we're kinda like GloRilla & sexxy red but more FUN (and a whole lotta less JUNK IN THE TRUNK)!!

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^ football factories like georgia & oregon bring in 4-5 all american high school qbs as high nil paid disposable gladiators to compete every season for the qb1 role on their roster...they promise all of them dreams of nfl stardom/paydays & future fake employment at nike or coca cola which never actually happens and then the majority of them eventually transfer out disillusioned as **** after already wasting half their eligibility at an academically mediocre school

brah, ride with those that u know truly love u, ohana baby!!

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ewa beach for those that wanna build generational wealth in the nfl like jared goff & aaron rodgers but also thru hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
If you want to go with a good football program you have to compete. In case you have not noticed, there have been a steady stream of QBs leaving the Cal program during the Wilcox years, which is typical of all P5 programs. There also has been a steady stream of new QB coaches, and what number Wilcox OC are we on now?

With rare exceptions, college QBs these days consider themselves gladiators for sell to the highest bidder, and you are Don Quixote wasting your breath discussing academics. The funniest line was about class rooms. Most football players now don't even see their professors live or have been in actual class room. They never leave the football building during the day. Take a look at Cal's portal transfers and their certificate degrees - and Cal really is one of the better schools. Most players today will never see the inside of a classroom. I think you need an education on what is really happening with academics in the current era.

How many of the guys that you think JSK loves are going to be here next season? Take off the blue and gold blinders # quarterbacks like o-lines that can block and schools the pay well.
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In reply to wifeisafurd • 11:56a, 10/22/24
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^ football factories like georgia & oregon bring in 4-5 all american high school qbs as high nil paid disposable gladiators to compete every season for the qb1 role on their roster...they promise all of them dreams of nfl stardom/paydays & future fake employment at nike or coca cola which never actually happens and then the majority of them eventually transfer out disillusioned as **** after already wasting half their eligibility at an academically mediocre school

brah, ride with those that u know truly love u, ohana baby!!

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ewa beach for those that wanna build generational wealth in the nfl like jared goff & aaron rodgers but also thru hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
If you want to go with a good football program you have to compete. In case you have not noticed, there have been a steady stream of QBs leaving the Cal program during the Wilcox years, which is typical of all P5 programs. There also has been a steady stream of new QB coaches, and what number Wilcox OC are we on now?

With rare exceptions, college QBs these days consider themselves gladiators for sell to the highest bidder, and you are Don Quixote wasting your breath discussing academics. The funniest line was about class rooms. Most football players now don't even see their professors live or have been in actual class room. They never leave the football building during the day. Take a look at Cal's portal transfers and their certificate degrees - and Cal really is one of the better schools. Most players today will never see the inside of a classroom. I think you need an education on what is really happening with academics in the current era.

How many of the guys that you think JSK loves are going to be here next season? Take off the blue and gold blinders # quarterbacks like o-lines that can block and schools the pay well.
Lots of nuggets in this post. I agree with them. But I am really intrigued by the highlighted sentence. It seems very possible that there will be changes among many staffers after the season. With some of the offensive staff being the more likely changes.

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wifey, luv u my fellow neighboring 50 yard line seatmate but ur hot take is not even close to factually accurate in today's collegiate recruiting world...and ur comment about "players not seeing the inside of classrooms" is particularly misinformed & not even remotely applicable to berkeley...u would know this if u spoke to as many current bears as shocky & wuz aware of their demanding course workloads in the undergraduate programs (agreed the grad cert is a different academic time deal)

fun fact: did u know jks gotta 3.75 gpa which is a half point higher than the average 5 star qb prospect??

hope these comments are not messing up shocky's opportunity to tee if up with u at rolling hills (funny joke: when shocky saw wifey at the nc state game with his rh cap he asked him if the rh wuz short for restoration hardware, haha) & getting a FREE lunch with you on the scenic veranda...chilled shrimp caesar salad with a 32 oz green juice & a couple of french fries with ketchup sounds delicious!!

high gpa quarterbacks such as stinson beach hs 3.8 gpa grad jared goff and so forth continue to seek nfl development & ELITE educational opportunities as prestigious universities like cal & stanford, the only position that is even comparable in seeking ELITE educational opportunities to create GENERATIONAL WEALTH are punters/placekickers/longsnappers

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frederick williams iii is well put together & quick twitch mobile in pregame warm ups, he got ELITE upside#
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wifey, luv u my fellow neighboring 50 yard line seatmate but ur hot take is not even close to factually accurate in today's collegiate recruiting world...and ur comment about "players not seeing the inside of classrooms" is particularly misinformed & not even remotely applicable to berkeley...u would know this if u spoke to as many current bears as shocky & wuz aware of their demanding course workloads in the undergraduate programs (agreed the grad cert is a different academic time deal)

fun fact: did u know jks gotta 3.75 gpa which is a half point higher than the average 5 star qb prospect??

hope these comments are not messing up shocky's opportunity to tee if up with u at rolling hills (funny joke: when shocky saw wifey at the nc state game with his rh cap he asked him if the rh wuz short for restoration hardware, haha) & getting a FREE lunch with you on the scenic veranda...chilled shrimp caesar salad with a 32 oz green juice & a couple of french fries with ketchup sounds delicious!!

high gpa quarterbacks such as stinson beach hs 3.8 gpa grad jared goff and so forth continue to seek nfl development & ELITE educational opportunities as prestigious universities like cal & stanford, the only position that is even comparable in seeking ELITE educational opportunities to create GENERATIONAL WEALTH are punters/placekickers/longsnappers

To big of a board brush my friend, and you therefore you are missing the picture.

First, I said most players don't see the classroom or their profs live, and I stand by that comment. You stated without any authority, that I was misinformed. Here are my sources:

The various articles or tapes om BI, where undergrad Cal portal transfers say until Cal they had never seen their professor live.
My tour off the FSU athletic facilities where their Asst. AD showed us where the players took their classes (all on computer) in the football team facilities.
Justin Wilcox (how he differentiates Cal in recruiting)
Clemson AD
Bernard Muir

The geographic expansion of the conferences, as well as the expanded schedules that have come with the overall growth of college sports basically means many football players can't keep up with class work on a live basis.

Here is an out of date article: :

Some players at the highest level of college football almost never step inside a classroom because they take their coursework online:

Check out this story on usatoday.com: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/12/23/online-classes-keep-football-players-out-of-academic-fray/40878105/

If it was almost all on-line free C-19 it has become way more so as Covid years showed that players really didn't need to go to the classroom. In fact, it is more valuable to do you on-line work with your tutor, and even that has its limitation, as in most SEC schools, you can't do that

I'm willing to admit that football players have to try to go to classes that have labs or in other unique situations, or that in non P4 schools things may be different. But I believe you need to do some greater due diligence on how academic has been moved aside in the current environment. Particularly now that players are getting paid - it is competitive world that rewards superior athletic performance, not superior academic performance, with very few exceptions (maybe Cal, Furd, Duke)

Second, as for Cal grad students: Tell me how many live classes those football player in certificate programs attended? Let's start with Jack Plummer ? Did you know there is a reason these programs are called "on-line certificate programs" in all the Cal websites?

Third, I'm more than willing to go though where the top rated QB go to college if you want to play the game" they are coming for an education" game. That may be different for some other positions, but QBs are different and it all about their football career. Don't believe me, ask any P4 head coach (you can start with Wilcox). They don't start getting reps quickly, they most likely are out into the Portal. You may think this has nothing to do with the demanding Berkeley course work, as you put it, but it most certainly does from a recruiting and retention standpoint. Fernando was a lightly recruited two star that fell into Cal's lap. Goff fell into Cal's lap due to JT and being a legacy. But let's discuss right now. Only one of the top 25 2024 ESPN ranked duel threat QBs went to what you would consider a good academic school, UCLA (number 19) (I'm assuming you think UCLA makes that fit). Only one in the top 25 of pro style QBs made it to an academic oriented school, Stanford (number 11). Maybe two if you include Notre Dame on your academic generational wealth school list (I would). And all the guys were all four stars. And in Stanford's case, they had been getting 3 stars for some time as things soured under Shaw), and their 2025 guy will also be a 3 star. Point being, high school QBs today are not making decisions the way they used to. Now it is about NIL money and strength of football program. And it is not just a GPA thing. The kid that committed to Alabama (No. 3) had a 4.08 GPA at Carlsbad High School. Hell even the number 1 ranked QB had a 3.5 GPA and went to Florida, no. 2 went to Nebraska and had a 3.93, and I could go on. The kid that went to Georgia (no. 10) had a 3.75 GPA. Fun fact, you can actually look this stuff up on the internet. We will see how 2025 plays out, but absent Cal hiring the quarterback whistler, the probability JSK becomes a Bear seems remote because that isn't how these quarterback recruits think.

Fourth, do your due diligence before you post. Moraga Bear is now criticizing me on the insider board for using "Shocky buzzwords."

Fifth, if you think about my comments, don't they actually support your narrative about players, at least quarterback recruits- being short-sided?

Sixth, when do you want to play RHCC? You would have to play with Marie since the medical profession seems to think I will hurt myself just looking at a golf club.

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considered the bears #1 wideout coming outta 2024 spring ball, the return of notre dame transfer tobias merriweather with his rare combination of 6'5" length, 195 lbs size & elite SPEED (recorded speed of 21.4 mph on a 75 yard irish touchdown reception) might be the much needed infusion of playmaking electricity & perimeter BLOCKING for the bloesch offense
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In reply to wifeisafurd • 5:40p, 10/22/24
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wifey, luv u my fellow neighboring 50 yard line seatmate but ur hot take is not even close to factually accurate in today's collegiate recruiting world...and ur comment about "players not seeing the inside of classrooms" is particularly misinformed & not even remotely applicable to berkeley...u would know this if u spoke to as many current bears as shocky & wuz aware of their demanding course workloads in the undergraduate programs (agreed the grad cert is a different academic time deal)

fun fact: did u know jks gotta 3.75 gpa which is a half point higher than the average 5 star qb prospect??

hope these comments are not messing up shocky's opportunity to tee if up with u at rolling hills (funny joke: when shocky saw wifey at the nc state game with his rh cap he asked him if the rh wuz short for restoration hardware, haha) & getting a FREE lunch with you on the scenic veranda...chilled shrimp caesar salad with a 32 oz green juice & a couple of french fries with ketchup sounds delicious!!

high gpa quarterbacks such as stinson beach hs 3.8 gpa grad jared goff and so forth continue to seek nfl development & ELITE educational opportunities as prestigious universities like cal & stanford, the only position that is even comparable in seeking ELITE educational opportunities to create GENERATIONAL WEALTH are punters/placekickers/longsnappers

To big of a board brush my friend, and you therefore you are missing the picture.

First, I said most players don't see the classroom or their profs live, and I stand by that comment. You stated without any authority, that I was misinformed. Here are my sources:

The various articles or tapes om BI, where undergrad Cal portal transfers say until Cal they had never seen their professor live.
My tour off the FSU athletic facilities where their Asst. AD showed us where the players took their classes (all on computer) in the football team facilities.
Justin Wilcox (how he differentiates Cal in recruiting)
Clemson AD
Bernard Muir

The geographic expansion of the conferences, as well as the expanded schedules that have come with the overall growth of college sports basically means many football players can't keep up with class work on a live basis.

Here is an out of date article: :

Some players at the highest level of college football almost never step inside a classroom because they take their coursework online:

Check out this story on usatoday.com: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/12/23/online-classes-keep-football-players-out-of-academic-fray/40878105/

If it was almost all on-line free C-19 it has become way more so as Covid years showed that players really didn't need to go to the classroom. In fact, it is more valuable to do you on-line work with your tutor, and even that has its limitation, as in most SEC schools, you can't do that

I'm willing to admit that football players have to try to go to classes that have labs or in other unique situations, or that in non P4 schools things may be different. But I believe you need to do some greater due diligence on how academic has been moved aside in the current environment. Particularly now that players are getting paid - it is competitive world that rewards superior athletic performance, not superior academic performance, with very few exceptions (maybe Cal, Furd, Duke)

Second, as for Cal grad students: Tell me how many live classes those football player in certificate programs attended? Let's start with Jack Plummer ? Did you know there is a reason these programs are called "on-line certificate programs" in all the Cal websites?

Third, I'm more than willing to go though where the top rated QB go to college if you want to play the game" they are coming for an education" game. That may be different for some other positions, but QBs are different and it all about their football career. Don't believe me, ask any P4 head coach (you can start with Wilcox). They don't start getting reps quickly, they most likely are out into the Portal. You may think this has nothing to do with the demanding Berkeley course work, as you put it, but it most certainly does from a recruiting and retention standpoint. Fernando was a lightly recruited two star that fell into Cal's lap. Goff fell into Cal's lap due to JT and being a legacy. But let's discuss right now. Only one of the top 25 2024 ESPN ranked duel threat QBs went to what you would consider a good academic school, UCLA (number 19) (I'm assuming you think UCLA makes that fit). Only one in the top 25 of pro style QBs made it to an academic oriented school, Stanford (number 11). Maybe two if you include Notre Dame on your academic generational wealth school list (I would). And all the guys were all four stars. And in Stanford's case, they had been getting 3 stars for some time as things soured under Shaw), and their 2025 guy will also be a 3 star. Point being, high school QBs today are not making decisions the way they used to. Now it is about NIL money and strength of football program. And it is not just a GPA thing. The kid that committed to Alabama (No. 3) had a 4.08 GPA at Carlsbad High School. Hell even the number 1 ranked QB had a 3.5 GPA and went to Florida, no. 2 went to Nebraska and had a 3.93, and I could go on. The kid that went to Georgia (no. 10) had a 3.75 GPA. Fun fact, you can actually look this stuff up on the internet. We will see how 2025 plays out, but absent Cal hiring the quarterback whistler, the probability JSK becomes a Bear seems remote because that isn't how these quarterback recruits think.

Fourth, do your due diligence before you post. Moraga Bear is now criticizing me on the insider board for using "Shocky buzzwords."

Fifth, if you think about my comments, don't they actually support your narrative about players, at least quarterback recruits- being short-sided?

Sixth, when do you want to play RHCC? You would have to play with Marie since the medical profession seems to think I will hurt myself just looking at a golf club.


wifeisafurd, your comments above -- which I am not doubting in the least -- are rather disconcerting: To be honest, it was never like "The tight end? He's my lab partner in Chem 1." But it seemed like less of a stretch of the imagination to believe that the players are students at our alma mater, just like we were.

But as college football becomes more and more like NFL Lite, with players who are here because we're the best cash offer, and "hype men" from the local sports teams telling us what and when to cheer, how much can fans in an NFL market really have their heart in the "college" game?
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wifey, the monster realizes ur a skilled barrister (dumb azzs don't evah live in bel air) by training experienced in the war of the words & legal tussles but keep in mind shocky got an online law degree from the new hampshire university of technology with a speciality in imminent domain

1) while zoom educations wuz prevalent during covid (former qb1 jack plummer's biological dad tole me that his son had never stepped foot on campus outside of memorial stadium & that he spent around an hour a day of work with the grad cert program) that's not the case anymore in berkeley...undergrads in berkeley are attending classes & working as hard as we did back in the day & let's be real here, achieving a berkeley diploma is no ******* joke & is arguably harder to achieve than our peers at stanford & the ivy leagues

2) agreed that the cert program admissions & workloads are significantly less rigorous than the undergraduate programs at the #1 ranked public university in the world...and that's why my monitoring of incoming gpas shows that grad portal transfer gpas are not nearly as high as the gpas of incoming high school freshmen...the effort put in differs from dumb azzs like washington grad transfer taj davis who didn't do **** & wuz dismissed from the program prior to the independence bowl to studious disciplined academic achievement by stanford grad transfer barrett miller...but keep in mind the grad portal transfers are earning a certificate while undergrads are earning a diploma

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3) have you evah spoken to jared's dad jerry (former cal baseball player & berkeley grad) re: his 3.8 gpa son's recruitment like shocky??...if not, then ima probably way more knowledgable about this stinson beach high school grads recruitment on his pathway to berkeley, ok?...academics wuz the TOP priority, if stanford had extended an actionable offer it would've been interesting, wildly affluent high socioeconomic marinites (at one point the highest income county in california) are not gonna send their children to alabama because they wuz in the national championship game or something even in their son gets pre arranged scheduled trim on his official visits to football factories in the deep south

agreed that high school qbs along with special teamers got the highest gpas on planet earth, fernando mendoza got a 4.0 gpa at biscayne bay high school & ej caminong gotta 3.5 gpa in the drizzly azz northwest

and that's why spavital & cherrington's decision to bring in an undersized/underweight 2.8 gpa sam Jackson with a fearless running style wuz a beyond breaking bad decision & destined for failure...rooting for the quiet, soft spoken sam to earn his collegiate degree at auburn after a rough childhood which includes his dad in prison

4) haha, that's too funny that ur being word censored on the premium board!!...the only shocky buzzword that comes to mind is "curvy brunette yoga female"...plz share wut "shocky buzzwords" are a no go, doms & leidy really want to know this ****

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5) high gpa ELITE quarterbacks tend to prioritize nfl development, a clear path to becoming qb1 as quickly as possible (they are very aware of the dangers of getting stockpiled at football factories), market rate competitive nil compensation & warmer weather/proximity to home along with a preference for strong academic institutions

6) alex, u charge up & down memorial stadium's step multiples times every game, u need a new doc or something...would love tho to play rhcc with marie with u as a 18 hole non paid cart caddie/greens reading specialist, rolling hills is a special design since the david mclay kidd renovation work & the firmest playing surfaces in orange county which is a beautiful thing for links inspired golf before a good night's sleep after a nitecap at the bar at shocky's beloved montage in laguna beach

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bottom line, cal is assembling a high gpa high upside 2025 class that's not being affected by the 9 points between reality and 6-1/7-0...it's the usual panic at the disco crowd that doesn't actually go to games that's freaking out along with the non berkeley grads promoting cal giving up football but that's ok, the monster is a judgement free safe zone for everybody (he/she/it)

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in each of the last 2 games derek wilkins has made a pivotal explosive tackle for loss behind the line of scrimmage, it's awesome how when wilkins returns to the sidelines how he's crowd mobbed by his jubilant teammates

derek, there are a lotta people in the cal football program who respect your tenacity & refusal to ******* evah quit!!

this is cal football#
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10:01p, 10/22/24

cal's monster class play of the game vs nc state:

liam johnson literally taking the football outta the pack's returner hands for a key turnover

yeah liam grew up down the pike on the way to pine valley just past the wawa



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2:04a, 10/23/24

collin morikawa is defending his zozo pga title in japan with max homa as his golden bear travel buddy this week to the land of the rising sun, ben an is competing in his home country of south korea with his parents in the gallery, michael kim is back home in texas celebrating with a bbq brisket sandwich at buc-ee's with swing coach sean foley & cade uluave is kicking azz (and intentionally walking in opponents putting lines, boo) in the memorial stadium putting championship!!

who else wuz born under scorpio skies with a stanford big game stormin the field b-day celebration??



cal is golf school (that gotta football program too)#
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real talk: berkeley grad allison is just tryna make shocky jealous with her current low gpa husband & is eventually gonna dump rickie for the 3.92 gpa phi beta kappa gold key monster

the clock be ticking on rickie...and yeah that's some ugly ******* carpet

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wifey, the monster realizes ur a skilled barrister (dumb azzs don't evah live in bel air) by training experienced in the war of the words & legal tussles but keep in mind shocky got an online law degree from the new hampshire university of technology with a speciality in imminent domain

1) while zoom educations wuz prevalent during covid (former qb1 jack plummer's biological dad tole me that his son had never stepped foot on campus outside of memorial stadium & that he spent around an hour a day of work with the grad cert program) that's not the case anymore in berkeley...undergrads in berkeley are attending classes & working as hard as we did back in the day & let's be real here, achieving a berkeley diploma is no ******* joke & is arguably harder to achieve than our peers at stanford & the ivy leagues

2) agreed that the cert program admissions & workloads are significantly less rigorous than the undergraduate programs at the #1 ranked public university in the world...and that's why my monitoring of incoming gpas shows that grad portal transfer gpas are not nearly as high as the gpas of incoming high school freshmen...the effort put in differs from dumb azzs like washington grad transfer taj davis who didn't do **** & wuz dismissed from the program prior to the independence bowl to studious disciplined academic achievement by stanford grad transfer barrett miller...but keep in mind the grad portal transfers are earning a certificate while undergrads are earning a diploma

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3) have you evah spoken to jared's dad jerry (former cal baseball player & berkeley grad) re: his 3.8 gpa son's recruitment like shocky??...if not, then ima probably way more knowledgable about this stinson beach high school grads recruitment on his pathway to berkeley, ok?...academics wuz the TOP priority, if stanford had extended an actionable offer it would've been interesting, wildly affluent high socioeconomic marinites (at one point the highest income county in california) are not gonna send their children to alabama because they wuz in the national championship game or something even in their son gets pre arranged scheduled trim on his official visits to football factories in the deep south

agreed that high school qbs along with special teamers got the highest gpas on planet earth, fernando mendoza got a 4.0 gpa at biscayne bay high school & ej caminong gotta 3.5 gpa in the drizzly azz northwest

and that's why spavital & cherrington's decision to bring in an undersized 2.8 gpa sam jackson wuz a beyond breaking bad decision & destined for failure...rooting for the quiet, soft spoken sam to earn his collegiate degree at auburn after a rough childhood which includes his dad in prison

4) haha, that's too funny that ur being word censored on the premium board!!...the only shocky buzzword that comes to mind is "curvy brunette yoga female"...plz share wut "shocky buzzwords" are a no go, doms & leidy really want to know this ****

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5) high gpa ELITE quarterbacks tend to prioritize nfl development, a clear path to becoming qb1 as quickly as possible (they are very aware of the dangers of getting stockpiled at football factories), market rate competitive nil compensation & warmer weather/proximity to home along with a preference for strong academic institutions

6) alex, u charge up & down memorial stadium's step multiples times every game, u need a new doc or something...would love tho to play rhcc with marie with u as a 18 hole non paid cart caddie/greens reading specialist, rolling hills is a special design since the david mclay kidd renovation work & the firmest playing surfaces in orange county which is a beautiful thing for links inspired golf before a good night's sleep after a nitecap at the bar at shocky's beloved montage in laguna beach

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bottom line, cal is assembling a high gpa high upside 2025 class that's not being affected by the 9 points between reality and 6-1/7-0...it's the usual panic at the disco crowd that doesn't actually go to games that's freaking out along with the non berkeley grads promoting cal giving up football but that's ok, the monster is a judgement free safe zone for everybody (he/she/it)

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It seems that JKS is headed to Oregon this weekend on an OV when the Ducks host Illinois.
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8:21a, 10/23/24
^ as expected jaron will get to meet 5 star qb dante moore & also get to ask about already committed incoming 2025 qb akili smith jr (the 3.5 gpa 6'6" +1 athlete could become a cal target in the modern flippero world) who is already a strong fan favorite since his dad's days of stardom in eugene

as the world turns (3 5 star qbs, 1 qb1, 2 gonna be in the portal in eugene & athens)#
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8:34a, 10/23/24

richmond native te jermaine terry could never get his body right in the injury prone/yoga free cal s&c program but now he's cored out in corvallis & a legit passing receiver threat with his height/size and will need to be accounted for this saturday on his homecoming return to memorial stadium
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:37p, 10/23/24
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richmond native te jermaine terry could never get his body right in the injury prone/yoga free cal s&c program but now he's cored out in corvallis & a legit passing receiver threat with his height/size and will need to be accounted for this saturday on his homecoming return to memorial stadium


Man that seems so long ago. Isn't Terry like 36 by now?
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In reply to grrrrah • 1:56p, 10/23/24

As long as we win the game (no foregone conclusion, by any means), I would be okay with Terry having a good showing.
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4:00p, 10/23/24
jaydn ott update: there is ZERO chance that #1 is gonna return for another season of collegiate football, he is closing in on a berkeley degree in 3 years plus summer schools

and with that being said bloesch (with aristotle not saying ****) is wasting his talents by recklessly putting him in harm's way by intentionally running him into telephone poles instead of dialing up PITCHOUTS on the edges in open space where the playmaker can make moves and be OFF TO THE RACES

almost half of javid best's yardage wuz on PITCHOUTS often with cataclysmic violent cutback BLOCKS on the edge defender by nyan boateng in motion moving towards the center of the field...apparently burl & wilcox don't wanna speak up either re: PITCHOUTS, their track records (along with at) in getting offensive bears selected on NFL draft days speaks for itself

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4:26p, 10/23/24
graaah, jermaine terry is so ******* old that he wuz born before the i-phone 19 or something

rumour is that after saturday's game he's gonna meet up with gobears49 for the grand slam at the bay meadows dennys for the pre 5:00 pm senior citizen discounted early bird special

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before the season espn (which consults with nfl scouts/organizations) had ott as the #1 running back to be selected in the 2025 draft, bloesch's dangerously reckless playcalling has contributed to jaydn's injured jr season & also poor rushing totals

last season the worst call of the season of a bloesch designed play that spav dialed up wuz sending a 165 lb javian directly into a violent collision with a washington defensive tackle literally twice his weight that resulted in a serious concussion

the year prior in colorado shocky sat next to jack plummer's biological dad in boulder who wuz ready to murder the cal staff after his son wuz stopped on a quarterback sneak despite heavily bandaged ribs that made it difficult to breathe during the week, plummer sr is a big azz man & wuz ready to knock the **** outta billy m after that call

reality is that until wilcox gets involved in the playcalling, cal's rushing is gonna be anemic with bloesch's uncreative predictable 1980s texas high school smashmouth playcalling which is contributing not only to running backs getting injured but also the bears losing football games because of a lack of offensive scoring
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7:40p, 10/23/24
^ will flip to low academics/high underage drinking arizona

gotta respect that decision, dude is a ******* clownshow

bear down (living in moms basement at age 30 after earning a worthless degree going to aa meetings)#
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8:48p, 10/23/24

2025 3.4 gpa cal commit & future TAKER#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with legit nfl development of multiple former bears that are now getting PAID in the national football league)
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11:24p, 10/23/24

every football player regardless of level on planet earth is only one violent play away from being done with football forevah, if u don't got a 50 yard plan that includes a serious academic component ur gonna be ******, got it?

nobody gives a **** that u played football back in the day, walking away from a cal, stanford or ivy league degree is really really DUMB
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12:07a, 10/24/24

2024 zozo pga tournament in japan: 1st round update

fun fact: the reason collin is falling on his azz after this shot is because on the par 5 18th hole he's tryna to hit a snapping turtle hook shot (instead of his iconic fade) around the trees which requires the full release of the hands & hips which spun him around like a bottle top but his 2nd shot here found the center of the fairway

after a double bogey 7 on the par 5 6th hole after not carrying his drive over the lake jealously guarding the inside corner of the dogleg right, the world's #4 ranked player collin morikawa battled back for a solid 69 & is tied for 35th...collin is time/body wise far east clocked in having arrived last week with kat for sightseeing & japanese culinary adventures

still kinda fighting some crooked azz driving (only 4 outta 13 fairways in regulation) the world's #27 ranked player max homa shot a 73 & is tied for 70th in the 78 player field but the sun will rise tomorrow morning

one thing that's not in translation is that there are a lotta DODGERS fans like max & collin in tokyo!!



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2024 dp tour tournament in south korea: 1st round update

despite cade uluave failing to show up as his caddie because of some bull**** excuse that he gotta football game or something on saturday, the world's #36 ranked player ben an shot a 7 birdie 67 & is tied for 2nd playing in front of his parents (both former pingpong olympians) & his wife's family in incheon


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wut's motivating u to be ur best version of urself today??#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and the epicenter of the civil rights/free speech/anti war movement, shocky believes in protecting the most vulnerable in society & also the redistribution of worldwide wealth thru ELITE academic opportunities for those from lower socioeconomic backgrounds particularly those that are the 1st in their families to earn a college degree like shocky's MOMS at ELITE educational institutions such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues and so forth for those willing to do the ******* hard work)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:48a, 10/24/24
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dear coach bloesch,

how r u?

i am fine

this really isn't that complicated, would you plz dial up some PITCHOUTS against oregon state next saturday??

PITCHOUTS r the quickest way to get the ball to ur rbs on the edges in wide open space...and let's be real here, outside edge defenders cannot run with jaydn & THE JET!!!! on PITCHOUTS just like inside linebackers cannot run with jack endries & corey dyches on interior streak patterns, got it?

thank you in advance for ur support of the california golden bear touchdown celebrations in the pumpkin patch end zones at memorial stadium

best regards,

shocky

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former starting o-lineman addison ooms dad has posted on the monster that his son addy used to lobby billy m to dial up PITCHOUTS but guess who is greatest proponent of PITCHOUTS in berkeley??

yeah that would be former bears running back coach ron gould who developed marshawn lynch, javid best, justin forsett, jj arrington, etc...while at cal gould sent 10 (TEN) runnings backs to the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, he got his guys PAID!!
https://www.davisenterprise.com/sports/stanford-hires-gould-as-running-backs-coach/article_27eea617-21c6-547c-baa1-c6f690377ffd.html

ron once tole me (in addition that nobody in his rb room would evah see the field until they could bench press 350 lbs to assure pass pro strength) that the PITCHOUT is the most exciting play in football not only for the tailback who gets to dial up their creativity but also for the offensive lineman that get to pull like their hair is on fire & also for the wideout who gets to deliver a violent crackback BLOCK on the edge defender...almost half of javid's billion rushing yards wuz on PITCHOUTS



unfortunately wilcox, bloesch, gilbert, thompson, toler & saffell got NO track record of putting running backs into the NFL, in fact mike said earlier this season he don't care about stats (i.e. promoting his players)...so we got jaydn ott averaging 2.9 yards per rush despite the fact that espn projected him as the #1 running back to be selected in the 2025 nfl draft...that is COACHING MALPRACTICE

these bears coaches are 100% RESPONSIBLE for the dangerous playcalling which runs our student athletes intentionally into telephone poles which is not only causing serious injuries (shocky thought javian wuz dead last year after my 165 lb bro wuz put in harm's way against washington in one of the dumbest play calls in the history of cal football) but also costing them millions of dollars

when if evah will the cal tailbacks once again be OFF TO THE ******* RACES??
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11:15a, 10/24/24
Crappy coaches who lack creativity and curl up into a ball at crunch time + An awful strength and conditioning program that sees a million injuries that guys can't come back from.

A Wilcox Program
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:20a, 10/24/24
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Shocky1 said:
dear coach bloesch,

how r u?

i am fine

this really isn't that complicated, would you plz dial up some PITCHOUTS against oregon state next saturday??

PITCHOUTS r the quickest way to get the ball to ur rbs on the edges in wide open space...and let's be real here, outside edge defenders cannot run with jaydn & THE JET!!!! on PITCHOUTS just like inside linebackers cannot run with jack endries & corey dyches on interior streak patterns, got it?

thank you in advance for ur support of the california golden bear touchdown celebrations in the pumpkin patch end zones at memorial stadium

best regards,

shocky

https://instagr.am/p/DBW-VJGJekW
former starting o-lineman addison ooms dad has posted on the monster that his son addy used to lobby billy m to dial up PITCHOUTS but guess who is greatest proponent of PITCHOUTS in berkeley??

yeah that would be former bears running back coach ron gould who developed marshawn lynch, javid best, justin forsett, jj arrington, etc...while at cal gould sent 10 (TEN) runnings backs to the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, he got his guys PAID!!
https://www.davisenterprise.com/sports/stanford-hires-gould-as-running-backs-coach/article_27eea617-21c6-547c-baa1-c6f690377ffd.html

ron once tole me (in addition that nobody in his rb room would evah see the field until they could bench press 350 lbs to assure pass pro strength) that the PITCHOUT is the most exciting play in football not only for the tailback who gets to dial up their creativity but also for the offensive lineman that get to pull like their hair is on fire & also for the wideout who gets to deliver a violent crackback BLOCK on the edge defender...almost half of javid's billion rushing yards wuz on PITCHOUTS



unfortunately wilcox, bloesch, gilbert, thompson, toler & saffell got NO track record of putting running backs into the NFL, in fact mike said earlier this season he don't care about stats (i.e. promoting his players)...so we got jaydn ott averaging 2.9 yards per rush despite the fact that espn projected him as the #1 running back to be selected in the 2025 nfl draft...that is COACHING MALPRACTICE

these bears coaches are 100% RESPONSIBLE for the dangerous playcalling which runs our student athletes intentionally into telephone poles which is not only causing serious injuries (shocky thought javian wuz dead last year after my 165 lb bro wuz put in harm's way against washington in one of the dumbest play calls in the history of cal football) but also costing them millions of dollars

when if evah will the cal tailbacks once again be OFF TO THE ******* RACES??
. I don't see our current offense being able to run this type of play: no fullback, no fire out blocking. Maybe there is a different scheme that results in the same type of thing but in the RPO I don't know. Just pitching the ball out doesn't look like it will work. Still agree that getting Ott and Jet out in space is better than running them up the middle where there are few gaps for them to run to.
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^^ 89, when we all wake up (unless we're already dead or something) every morning we gotta choice if we wanna be better or worser than yesterday
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