california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask the disney
wives)
https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv

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It feels like there is a very real chance EJ Caminong takes the field for Cal this week against UNLV in the LA Bowl. Justin Wilcox talked with us today after practice about what the freshman quarterback brings to the table.https://t.co/8YyVU6qhPM pic.twitter.com/TsbRN6BiHm

— Cal Rivals (@CalRivals) December 16, 2024

la bowl update:

qb1: chandler & cj banged up, ej may get his 1st collegiate snaps. the epidemic continuation of INJURIES is a reflection of a failing s&c program

offensive coaching staff: sterlin gilbert, aristotle thompson, mike saffell & winterhawk leighton still with the offensive staff & will be part of the "collaborative" playcalling

somebody needs to dial down the red bull#

https://instagr.am/p/C-Ndk2iCLrE

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I was just wondering last night on the drive home from our beautiful SF walk down through North Beach and then up to the Nob Hill hotels for the Xmas decorations...who the hell is going to coach and QB our offense. Thanks. Now I have a reason to watch. And I didn't think it could get worse. Go Bears.

Wont matter. I suspect we will be blown out but I hope not.

82 & dunker, sorry to hear ur both clinically depressed, plz make sure u take ur meds & stay away from the walking path on the golden gate bridge...to be honest with u ur negative eeyore outlooks on life r probably taking years off ur life, u should probably buy some term life insurance today or something

yeah it's been a very frustrating season at times due to longwell running off mateen (which has never been covered by the candy azz soft cal media including the bearinsider.com) which cost the bears 4 games & a 10-2 season but the highs from the postgame pandemonium celebrations in the deep south at auburn, liam johnson's last drive interception at wake forest (plus meeting the future mrs shocky, coach christy) & the 50,000+ storming the field b-day celebration at memorial stadium after the stanford triumph have been EPIC & are among my favorite memories of a lifetime of cal football

look shocky don't think sad people like mizery, doubtful & trumpanzee r evah gonna understand wut he's saying while they sit like sofa kings in their torn pizza stained wife beater t-shirts drinking beer watching cal football on tv & that's ok...this is a safe judgement free zone, got it?



shocky thinks the bears r gonna win (overcoming that ****tard mendoza intentionally sabotaging his teammates) & that both him & his daughter taylor (flying in from nyc to be his gameday buddy) r gonna have a FUN 24+ hours in la checking out rodeo, melrose, nobu malibu & the magic of cal football at so fi stadium!!

fully expecting a healthy dynamic duo of jaydn/javian for the 1st time this season, significantly more explosive/diverse offensive playcalling including PITCHOUTS & a healthy cade uluave is a difference maker on the d!!

can't even remember the last time the monster flew to la without his golf clubs & ****, maybe that's kinda depressing??

If you play Defensive Back and you’re trying to develop and play at the highest level. I would be doing whatever I can to get around @CoachTB02 @CoachTreW at @CalFootball Consistently getting them boys to the next level with no fluff added all work.

— DevelopwithCB (@DevelopwithCB) December 16, 2024

real talk re: the TAKERS#

fun fact: it's not freezing azz cold in cali like frigid manhattan kansas

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with outstanding academic support for those with a low hs gpa that truly wanna put in the work to earn an ELITE generational wealth building berkeley degree & get developed for getting PAID in the national football league)

https://instagr.am/p/CTu4jJKjpeE

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82 & dunker, sorry to hear ur both clinically depressed, plz make sure u take ur meds & stay away from the walking path on the golden gate bridge...to be honest with u ur negative eeyore outlooks on life r probably taking years off ur life, u should probably buy some term life insurance today or something

yeah it's been a very frustrating season at times due to longwell running off mateen (which has never been covered by the candy azz soft cal media including the bearinsider.com) which cost the bears 4 games & a 10-2 season but the highs from the postgame pandemonium celebrations in the deep south at auburn, liam johnson's last drive interception at wake forest (plus meeting the future mrs shocky, coach christy) & the 50,000+ storming the field b-day celebration at memorial stadium after the stanford triumph have been EPIC & are among my favorite memories of a lifetime of cal football

look shocky don't think sad people like mizery, doubtful & trumpanzee r evah gonna understand wut he's saying while they sit like sofa kings in their torn pizza stained wife beater t-shirts drinking beer watching cal football on tv & that's ok...this is a safe judgement free zone, got it?



shocky thinks the bears r gonna win (overcoming that ****tard mendoza intentionally sabotaging his teammates) & that both him & his daughter taylor (flying in from nyc to be his gameday buddy) r gonna have a FUN 24+ hours in la checking out rodeo, melrose, nobu malibu & the magic of cal football at so fi stadium!!

fully expecting a healthy dynamic duo of jaydn/javian for the 1st time this season, significantly more explosive/diverse offensive playcalling including PITCHOUTS & a healthy cade uluave is a difference maker on the d!!

can't even remember the last time the monster flew to la without his golf clubs & ****, maybe that's kinda depressing??

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Yes, I know some very delusional people who have lived longer lives. I have no regrets being a realist. Wish me luck on my first round of golf in 6 months this Thursday at GG in SF. I fully expect to fall short of my best rounds there shot when I was 12.

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https://instagr.am/p/Ct23wEUO_Ib
reason #476 why going to cal football games is way more FUN than posting like a sofa king on gameday threads:

so one of the highlights of the roadie to wake forest wuz seeing up close in person the demon deacons cheer/dance coach christy on her squad's platform overlooking the cal sidelines...while demonstrating the wicked demon deacs moves to her squad, shocky mimicked all her spirit moves with world class energy which got the monster a huge smile from christy (and maybe some *** looks from the wake fanbase)!!

fyi, if shocky evah decides to get a transgender operation (rite now the monster is a he/him/doggy dog), he will probably be a wake forest dancer & get epic hugs before/after every practice from coach christy!!...she will probably just think that poor ol' shockalina is just emotionally needy or something...haha, fooled her, it started with a kiss (how did it end up like this?)...

https://instagr.am/p/C_L7ojKv51Q
to be honest with you this fall's road schedule of auburn with slim wadie (peachtree, shoal creek & wicker point), tallahassee (seminole), pittsburgh (merion & oakmont), winston-salem (old town), berkeley (sf golf, olympic lake & brambles) with dallas (highland park, trinity forest & buc-ee's) later this month has been the most FUN (and yeah frustrating too at time) schedule in the history of my california golden bears football fandom!!

yeah the pac 12 is clearly in the rearview mirrah (**** boring azz lily white eugene & salt lake city), shocky 100% loves the new infusion of energy/experiences with the acc, thx christy!!



heavy is the head that wears the crown (on doggy dog hikes up the mountain with shocky)#

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Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am fine.

Gotta be honest with you, I've always been wildly attracted to men that wear fuschia socks!!

Anyways thank you for your 37 texts, emails and phone calls letting me know how much FUN you had learning all the Demon Deacon dance moves at our Wake Forest football game, I can tell by your lean (in a feral kinda way) quick twitch +1 athletic hot male yoga body that you would be an outstanding Assistant Coach (or something) for my cheer/dance program!! HR wants to know what's your GPA?

Look Shocky I 100% give you my absolute word that if my husband (who sits on the sofa every Sunday in a nasty azz t-shirt with pizza stains drinking beer watching every NFL game) ever decides to come out of the closet and leave me for a really kind man name Jimmy so they can live together in Cashiers next door to Wade Hampton that you will be the 1st person to know, ok?

Hugs & Kisses!!

Coach Christy

P.S. Demond really enjoyed meeting you before the game at the Washington Perk Cafe in downtown and told me to tell you "Wut up Shocky, ur team's run game scheme are ******* ****!!"

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Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am mostly fine.

My husband just told me he's going away this weekend to Linville with his new male friend Jimmy from the local Marlboro Men Thursday Night Bowling League who he describes as "bi curious."

What do you think this means and does it have any implications for our being off to the races??

Smiles & Smooches!!

Coach Christy

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Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am fine.

My husband just texted me that he's taking work off today in order to see Brokeback Mountain with his new friend Jimmy at the Winston Classic Arts movie theatre.

Anyways would you please take me to Exuma in the Bahamas so we can swim with the pigs??

I really HATE freezing azz cold weather!! Do you like bacon or cold weather??

XXXOOO

Coach Christy

https://instagr.am/p/C1iE5XJPfsb

Blessed to announce I am committed to The University Of Alabama! Thank you Coach Nuñez and Coach DeBoer for this amazing opportunity. ROLL TIDE!!! pic.twitter.com/gd9GPDBRt2

— David_Bird (@LS_45DBird) December 16, 2024

shocky remembers when he joined the premium board for the 30 day trial period for a buck, the monster tole them that david bird would have a longer nfl career than anybody else on the then current roster, the "insiders" pushed back on my player skillset evaluation & also tole me that longsnapping don't matter

should probably sue to get my dollah back once my daughter shay graduates from denver law this spring (starting salary at her already accepted big law firm in her 1st job outta college is gonna be $200,000+)

the bird must fly in tuscaloosa (without academic ambition)#

2025 scholly roster departures: 27 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...out of eligibility...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...out of eligibility...louisiana monroe degree
matthew littlejohn, nickel...out of eligibility
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity
kadarius calloway, running back...out of eligibility
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree

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82 & dunker, sorry to hear ur both clinically depressed, plz make sure u take ur meds & stay away from the walking path on the golden gate bridge...to be honest with u ur negative eeyore outlooks on life r probably taking years off ur life, u should probably buy some term life insurance today or something

yeah it's been a very frustrating season at times due to longwell running off mateen (which has never been covered by the candy azz soft cal media including the bearinsider.com) which cost the bears 4 games & a 10-2 season but the highs from the postgame pandemonium celebrations in the deep south at auburn, liam johnson's last drive interception at wake forest (plus meeting the future mrs shocky, coach christy) & the 50,000+ storming the field b-day celebration at memorial stadium after the stanford triumph have been EPIC & are among my favorite memories of a lifetime of cal football

look shocky don't think sad people like mizery, doubtful & trumpanzee r evah gonna understand wut he's saying while they sit like sofa kings in their torn pizza stained wife beater t-shirts drinking beer watching cal football on tv & that's ok...this is a safe judgement free zone, got it?



shocky thinks the bears r gonna win (overcoming that ****tard mendoza intentionally sabotaging his teammates) & that both him & his daughter taylor (flying in from nyc to be his gameday buddy) r gonna have a FUN 24+ hours in la checking out rodeo, melrose, nobu malibu & the magic of cal football at so fi stadium!!

fully expecting a healthy dynamic duo of jaydn/javian for the 1st time this season, significantly more explosive/diverse offensive playcalling including PITCHOUTS & a healthy cade uluave is a difference maker on the d!!

can't even remember the last time the monster flew to la without his golf clubs & ****, maybe that's kinda depressing??

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Great to hear!

One of the hardest workers I’ve ever been around. A pros pro. Well deserved @NohlWilliams 👏 #GoBears #AllAmerican https://t.co/FQP7HOKqVG

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 16, 2024

CONGRATS all american nohl williams, u gonna finish ur berkeley degree like breezy??

shocky also believes strongly in manifesting (thru vision/hard work) outcomes/ur destiny!!

https://instagr.am/p/DDnN75DvBeI
another TAKER gonna get PAID in the national football league#

Still riding high from yesterday’s red carpet experience at @UniStudios 🌟🎬#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/nefLonb82b

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 16, 2024

warning: the above video contains disturbing images of marshall cherrington

bowl games r FUN!!#

It would be interesting to see Cal's strategy in transfer QB

- Go after 1 guy with the promise to be the QB and get a guy to be the backup

- Go after multiple guys with a promise to compete for the job (lower floor option but maybe you can take a chance at a high upside non proven QB)

- Do they target a veteran safer QB or try to get one of the highly rated recruits who haven't seen the field but have high potential and numerous years of eligibility?

POV: You went to @unistudios with Cal Football 📹#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/ECu8CRNHQF

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 16, 2024

t-rexs r FUN but really bad at headstands with their short arms#

cal poly offensive tackle brady norton commits to michigan

stanford offensive right tackle luke balenko commits to oklahoma

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stanford offensive guard luke balenko commits to oklahoma

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Was he any good while at Stanfurd? Their replacement LT in the Big Game was horrific.

fun fact: with the projected departures outpacing the projected additions & the 2025 ncca scholly max increasing from 85 to 105 (the bears will be close to 85++), it has never been a better time to be a cal football preferred walk on (the shocky equivalent of a rescue doggy dog)...these often unrecognized student athletes who work just as hard as the starters were once the saddest sideshow on planet earth, now quite a few of them are gonna be rewarded with 2025 schollys, CONGRATS!!

https://instagr.am/p/-E9MQiBHRU
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and creating elite educational opportunities for the formerly forgotten & those who sing outta tune)

Had a great time giving back during the @labowlgame Community Day of Play presented by @shell 🏈#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/unOU03iecE

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 17, 2024

this is cal football#

napa valley, starting right tackle balenko played 646 snaps this season, his huge departure has 2025 big game in palo alto implications (agreed the cards rt2 wuz a significant drop off)

unlv interim head coach (new hc dan mullen will be in a rebs hospitality suite with nil donors) del alexander (longtime wr coach) has done a great job of keeping their roster together for the la bowl including wideout ricky white (79 catches for 1041 yards) & middle backer jackson woodard (124 tackles) for the 10-3 rebels

yeah with a potential true freshman qb1 for the bears the 2024 la bowl is not gonna be a shocky mutt doggy dog day at zuma beach or a vegas pool party, multiple guys r gonna need to 100% raise their games in order for taylor & her dad to have a postgame party next door in hollywood

qb2 talent ashton daniels is throwing away a stanford degree for an auburn degree

like david bird throwing away a berkeley degree for a kinda worthless alabama degree in exchange for more nil money this is economically gonna cost both of strong students millions of dollars over their lifetimes

short term thinking=not the path to building generational wealth (but probably a path to an assistant manager position at the waffle house in birmingham when ur 30 years old)

^ at age 30 the nil money is long gone & ur working for tips at the waffle house, meanwhile some cal, stanford & Ivy league grads are making a couple of hundred thousands dollars a year for the next couple of decades while ur tryna tell ur disinterested (who r more focused on making strawberry pancakes) co workers about ur playing in the sec back in the day

don't be a dumb azz#

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cal's monster class recruiting update:

elite corner/nickel 6'1" 170 lbs marshall transfer josh moten from waldorf maryland is scheduled to take an official visit to berkeley later this week after the la bowl game, he got 1 year of remaining eligibility

moten had 5 interceptions along with 38 tackles this season for the herd & is considered arguably the best lockdown defender in the portal

the TAKERS get PAID in the national football league#

The @labowlgame got us right🔥#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/n5L6DKsMCf

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 17, 2024

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real talk: FREE shades/headphones (r NOT better than a triggering smokeshow PONYTAIL)#

Shocky1 said:

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Excited to announce my commitment to the University of California-Berkeley! @CalFootball #GoBears🐻 pic.twitter.com/RBl1ZdjJ3S

— Tyson Ford (@T2Cold7) December 13, 2024

KAAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

huge california golden bears welcome to impact defensive lineman notre dame transfer 6'5" 300 lbs tyson ford with a huge recruiting assist to aidan keanaaina (arguably the bears most effective d-lineman this season in terms of making plays behind the line of scrimmage)

ford will be graduating this may in south bend & will then relocate to berkeley with 3 years of eligibility

tyson is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.4 gpa & wuz not only an all american bowl game (san antonio) selection but also a 1st team all state missouri academic honoree

2025 fall ball could potentially result in both tyson & aidan lining up next to each other on the d-line!!

Blessed to see 20🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/GVmly2haDK

— Tyson Ford (@T2Cold7) September 16, 2023

notre dame university (shocky loves the campus coore & crenshaw minimalist designed warren golf course)=#1 ranked defensive line feeder school for the university of california, berkeley

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Stacking up in the trenches💪🔥

Welcome to the #CalFamily, @T2Cold7 🐻#GoBears | #NSD25 pic.twitter.com/xV86D1EEuB

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 18, 2024

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college bowl games r 100% FUN!!#

^ this truth is lost on cal's tv fans who got no perspective on the MAGIC of cal football

Highly regarded coach, a hot name in the business, a ton of coaching experience, ties to Northern California.
The UNLV offensive coordinator is NOT coaching in Wednesday's LA Bowl against Cal...https://t.co/ykhTIcwd3S

— Joe Davidson (@SacBee_JoeD) December 17, 2024

life is NOT linear#

Great day at @SoFiStadium 🔥#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/WfS31zx9el

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 18, 2024

heavy is the neck that wears the crown#

OFFICIAL california golden bears football program singalong anthem for the 2024 la gronky gronk bowl at so fi stadium:

jaydn my poly brah, me & my daughter taylor (just arrived tonite from nyc) r not gonna arrive in la until tomorrow morning so would u plz organize the team memorization of lyrics now so we get this **** tight & right?

yeah and with that being said there's always gonna be dumb azz ***** that just wanna talk ****!!





and so with that being said, this is how shocky paid his way thru cal but don't tell nobody, got it??



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this **** is getting live!!#

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cal's monster class recruiting update:

5'11" 185 lbs ucla's best hands wide receiver logan loya is gonna take an official visit this thursday to berkeley to visit with new wr coach kyle cefalo, the st john bosco 4 star wideout got 1 year of remaining eligibility as a grad transfer

#17 caught 59 passes for 665 yards in 2023 for the bruins, he is sneaky fast with SPEED & unlike j-mike can actually create separation

logan visited stanford (wr is by far the deepest room in palo alto with nfl prospects in elic ayomaynor & emmett mosely) last weekend & will decide after his cal visit probably prior to this weekend

https://instagr.am/p/Cu3RoGIPKmn

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/Ct2TmBGS3XB
cal's monster class recruiting update:

5'11" 185 lbs ucla's best hands wide receiver logan loya is gonna take an official visit this thursday to berkeley to visit with new wr coach kyle cefalo, the st john bosco 4 star wideout got 1 year of remaining eligibility as a grad transfer

#17 caught 59 passes for 665 yards in 2023 for the bruins, he is sneaky fast with SPEED & unlike j-mike can actually create separation

logan visited stanford (wr is by far the deepest room in palo alto with nfl prospects in elic ayomaynor & emmett mosely) last weekend & will decide after his cal visit probably prior to this weekend

https://instagr.am/p/Cu3RoGIPKmn

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Pretty deep wr room at Cal, too.

https://instagr.am/p/CzCjc42LMgs
cal's monster class recruiting update:

the TAKERS coaching staff of brown & watson are targeting notre dame grad transfer 6' 182 lbs corner jaden mickey who is the latest great db from corona centennial just like berkeley grad breezy!!

mickey is a strong candidate to be yet another irish turned bear starter on coach sirmon's d after 500+ snaps for notre dame, gotta develop more strength & top end SPEED if he wants to get PAID in the nfl after the 2025 season

jaden is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.75 gpa plus he's FOREVER a mama's boy like shocky (which motivates us every morning we wake up)

https://instagr.am/p/C1dSN4cphPn
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including eastvale, adios freezing azz south bend)

https://instagr.am/p/DDVYJVdPT71

cal's wide receiver room=deep with INJURED frail guys (thx to cal's failing s&c program) that stand on the sidelines with casts/braces/bandaids & do not BLOCK with zero guys that nfl scouts consider legit draftable stud wideouts like ayomaynor & mosely since low gpa +1 athletic nyziah hunter packed his bags

Looks like a UCLA WR Logan Loya TD from my angle!

UCLA up 17-10 in Pasadena pic.twitter.com/m7yn8fTyAy

— Eric Froton (@CFFroton) November 9, 2024

logan loya is a tough physical punishing wideout with good hands that BLOCKS & can create separation

r u candy azz soft??#

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my daughter taylor shares my ocd predilection to remember special people & places thru songs...so our fast paced 24+ hours in la for the 2024 gronky ground bowl r gonna be imprinted by this taylor selection, this is the soundtrack our lives!!



wheels up (la is bear territory, 32 oz morning green juices in beverly hills)#