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Shocky1 said:


as expected sterlin gilbert is no longer employed by the cal football program even tho he's still listed as the passing game coordinator in the staff directory
https://calbears.com/staff-directory

unfortunately markeisa everrett's lazy azz largess 12 person COMMUNICATIONS department is not only not timely in updating staff changes but also derelict in updating the player roster bios including the particularly relevant information re: berkeley degrees & majors (along with degree information earned at other schools)

you would think behind the complete lack of actual work during the offseason & 40+ hour paid workweeks that keeler mcjunkin, kyle mcrae & cailyn genewick that the 2025 bears roster could be updated in real time

let's be real here, literally nobody reads calbears.com, it's a complete waste of money to staff a 12 person communication department that doesn't actually work or communicate re: the football program...the next athletic director should reduce the size of this bloated department to 3-4 employees with the coaching staffs of all the programs other than football writing their own game summary articles for this site with its limited readership

yet chancellor lyons thinks knowlton is gonna fundraise money to endow all the olympic sports, other than golf & swimming that's not gonna happen (jack clark's rugby program needs to be relegated to club status, he can still compete for national championships against powerhouse life university)

wasting money & then tryna fundraise money is NOT gonna happen in berkeley (or really anywhere else)#



Shocks, how did a post that started out being about Sterlin Gilbert devolve into a multi-paragraph rant about Marheisha Everett?
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pitts, please reread the above post carefully & an ur answers will be clear to u

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life is not linear#
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Shocky1 said:

pitts, please reread the above post carefully & an ur answers will be clear to u

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life is not linear#


Ok, I should have said "Markeisha & Co.", to include JK and JSO. But in my mind, when it comes to your well established opinion on the three of them, then naming 'one' is the same as naming the entire entity. Just thought I would keep it succinct.
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berkeley should be a place of CHANGE & INNOVATION (not bureaucratic malaise)#
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john jr, tell tommy it's ok to charge as many adult movies (my favorite is "High GPA Curvy Brunette Yoga Females Doing Reverse Cowgirl") as he wants to coach wilcox's expense account & that the staff got an extra key for ur dad to haas pavillion for his shoot around saturday morning...and make sure ur old man turns off the lights/locks the doors when he's done, ok?


fun fact: the in room dining service menu at the claremont is way more tasty than fish nite (the 30 day old deep fried barracuda no es bueno) at the unit 2 dorms but probably not as good as anything that ur moms cooks up

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2025 san diego open in la jolla: 2nd round update

michael kim: another 77 in the brutal coastal winds, hit only 13 of 28 fairways with the punishing torrey pines rough, missed cut

max homa: withdrew (+9 after 33 holes) during the high winds stoppage of play in order to fly home to spend time with the fam in scottsdale & work on his game at whisper rock before next week's tournament on the monterrey peninsula

sometimes the t-rex gets u (OUCH)!!#
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physicality gets u PAID in the billion dollar+ predator national football league (did u work out today??...shocky just went swimming at the village)#
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2026 3.68 gpa 6'1" 210 lbs linebacking terror (14.8 tackles per game) from powerhouse hamilton high school (chandler)#

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Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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~ Cal Berkeley or bust, baby!

shock ever play a round, or go off-roading nearby, at the O country club with Brunk fils, or ever hung on the Lahaina sea-wall at sundown over Lanai & Moloka'i with Bob Longhi, b.i.t.d.

last great rock song of the original era?


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^ pro, shocks is a huge fan of doing the hang on the lahaina seawall by snorkel bob's at sunset enjoying a to go culinary feast of tamura's redunkulously tasty salmon poke

and yeah the monster likes miso soup too...alot!!

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got no opinions re: classic rock or 1800's albanian fashion#
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california golden bears 75
stanford cardinals 72

ugonne foul watch: moving screen (leads the nation!!) & a hack on a driving card in the 1st quarter resulted in 2 quick fouls & onyiah only playing 6 minutes in the 1st half...3rd quarter foul defending near the bucket & a 4th quarter defensive assault again on a stanford guard entering the paint (bear territory)...once again natalia ackerman in michelle's absence wuz the x factor in the bears victory!!

timeouts: yeah charmin needs to work on her to's, running across the midcourt & making physical contact with a ref is probably not exactly tara textbook coaching

kayla: her heart is bigger than her body & she plays as physcial (but with way better perimeter shooting) as cade uluave!!

marta & jayda: do not **** wit these 2 bad azzs, they set the physical presence/steely demeanor of an elite defensive team...yeah shooting can come & go particularly on the road in hostile venues further afar but lockdown d travels & DEFENSE wins basketball games!!

lulu: let it fly, lulu, let it fly!!

ionna: her legit range is somewhere a couple paces past mid court, krimili is berkeley's own caitlyn clark!!

lola: plays lockdown d with quick twitch +1 athleticism, gotta really strong handle with very good passing skills/decision making & most importantly is an ice in her veins hawaiian warrior in clutch moments...no moment is is too big for donez, would like to see lola attack the basket off the dribble with her superior athleticism

turnover watch: 18 turnovers (but remarkably only 1 by the entire bench!!) with the majority of them coming late in the 3rd quarter when stanford went to their full court press which trimmed the bears 19 point lead to almost a michgan state kinda tragic loss, defeating the press needs to be the absolute #1 area of focus during the next week of practices...yeah making dumb decisions will result in a **** position



next game: will the cal FAMILY/the greater bay area basketball community show up next week at haas pavillion for the 18-3 california golden bears acc home games hosting #13 north carolina on thursday & pittsburgh on sunday??...is coach wilcox gonna make one of these games a football program bonding event (charmin, u need to call justin tomorrow & extend a personal invitation to him & his team)??



THIS IS WHAT WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
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the california mother******* golden bears (r on a FUN & special mission)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was at this game sitting right behind the north basket on the court. What a fun time it was. And my gosh - my first WBB game....less flopping, less foul calls, and just as intense as the men's game. First sweep of Stanfurd since 1986 - so glad I witnessed it.
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that's awesome, econ, thx for sharing ur 1st wbb experience!!
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Shocky1 said:

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2025 cal football scheduling update:

shocky just got fotos confirming his daughter shay (on the right above next to her sister taylor, graduating from denver law this spring) just got engaged on some romantic exotic azz beach in costa rica or something

anyways, when shocky picks up shay & micah (terrific young man & a talented chef) tomorrow at the airport he's gonna make it very clear to them that they'd better not schedule no wedding that interferes with the monster's fall of 2025 golf/cal football schedule

love you sweetie but u got 2 choices: a bears bye weekend this fall or elope to the elvis wedding chapel in las vegas, ur call!!


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GREAT NEWS!!

shay is NOT gonna ruin shocky's fall golf/cal football travel plans & is gonna get married at a private residence in paradise valley this may!!...still mad at her thoughtless brother whose poorly timed october wedding caused the monster to miss in person the epic 2023 usc oppenheimer game, ***

https://instagr.am/p/DExgcSLvVp8
anyways shay is in freezing azz new york city right now staying with her sister taylor in the west village, they gonna go to kleinfeld bridal to make a wedding dress selection

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no the monster won't be there (brhhhhh.....cold) but will be available for dress foto reviews & fashionista input

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love u both girly girls!!

-ur dumb azz dad



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