https://instagr.am/p/CUQT9MivMpn
barefeet r triggering (why is becky g rocking clown slides??)#
ππππ πππ¦ππππ² ππ«π¨π¦π¨ππ’π¨π§π¬ & ππ‘ππ¦ππ¬ ποΈ
— CalFootballPR (@calfootballpr) April 29, 2025
π: https://t.co/615aR5qfvG #GoBears pic.twitter.com/c0dTKUfIdv
Most important thing about coming home to Hawaii is teaching these girls where they come from. Laie is a special place π€π½ pic.twitter.com/w0sN6ytiQu
— Famika Anae (@AnaeCoach) July 12, 2021
The Levine-Fricke Field Finale! #GoBears pic.twitter.com/e6Ld0L9K06
— Cal Softball (@CalSB) April 29, 2025
Letβs work βοΈ pic.twitter.com/z8vJVttIFs
— L I T M A E ππ (@mason_starling) April 28, 2025
Excited to watch this Golden Bear π»@_CraigWoodson | @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/VIOiL6EnN1
— New England Patriots (@Patriots) April 30, 2025
James Madison WR Yamir Knight is down to a top three of Cal, SMU and Texas Tech, his agency @QCSports tells @SWiltfong_ and I.
— Pete Nakos (@PeteNakos_) April 30, 2025
Knight had 53 catches for 605 yards and 4 TDs in 2024.
More: https://t.co/5VUyKmRO92 pic.twitter.com/RsHE7qMA0d
Best Universities in the World, 2024:
— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024
1.π¬π§ Oxford
2.πΊπΈ Stanford
3.πΊπΈ MIT
4.πΊπΈ Harvard
5.π¬π§ Cambridge
6.πΊπΈ Princeton
7.πΊπΈ California Institute of Technology
8.π¬π§ Imperial College London
9.πΊπΈ Berkeley
10.πΊπΈ Yale
Times Higher Education
wishing this Cal grad good health and a good season.Shocky1 said:SJSU adds WR Mason Starling from the Portal
— JY (@TBM_JY) April 28, 2025
The Spartans add a WR from Cal to replace the production lost from Nash and Lockhart.
A Great Addition for San Jose St and HC Niumatalolo.#AllSpartans #ThisIsSparta pic.twitter.com/i9MAG7p9G8
winchester mystery house (don't got no scary azz gpa requirements)#
πͺπ'π₯π ππ‘! β
— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) April 30, 2025
The Golden Bears are heading back to the postseason for the third straight year & will compete in the NCAA Reno Regional on May 12-14!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/GoQNxQ3OAq
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/DBU0OIzypgV
transfer portal recruiting update:
former idaho/wisconsin (transferred to madison for a cold azz winter) physical 6'1" 210 lbs wideout mark hamper from west linn oregon is gonna officially visit berkeley this thursday
hamper is also gonna visit asu & new mexico (his former idaho head coach is now the hc in albuquerque), he wracked up 961 receiving yards on 49 catches as a redshirt freshman for the vandals & got 3 years of remaining eligibility
mark is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & is interested in finance
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the worldBest Universities in the World, 2024:
— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024
1.π¬π§ Oxford
2.πΊπΈ Stanford
3.πΊπΈ MIT
4.πΊπΈ Harvard
5.π¬π§ Cambridge
6.πΊπΈ Princeton
7.πΊπΈ California Institute of Technology
8.π¬π§ Imperial College London
9.πΊπΈ Berkeley
10.πΊπΈ Yale
Times Higher EducationAt Tap Haus.
— Matt H (@korealaska) May 4, 2024
Nothing to be said but Go fucking bears pic.twitter.com/hF3wXznOOk
BREAKING: Wisconsin transfer WR Mark Hamper has Committed to Cal, he tells @on3sports
— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) April 30, 2025
The 6β2 210 WR totaled 48 Receptions for 966 Yards & 6 TDs (20 YPC) last season at Idaho
Was the Top Available WR in the Portal
3 years of eligibility lefthttps://t.co/RlUbB6EMhS pic.twitter.com/brsByspviO
That's a bummer. Miami has been pulling in a lot of $$talent$$ this offseason...Shocky1 said:
charmar brown flips/commits to miami
Shocky1 said:ππππ πππ¦ππππ² ππ«π¨π¦π¨ππ’π¨π§π¬ & ππ‘ππ¦ππ¬ ποΈ
— CalFootballPR (@calfootballpr) April 29, 2025
π: https://t.co/615aR5qfvG #GoBears pic.twitter.com/c0dTKUfIdv
conclusive proof #892 document certifying the cal marketing department is outta touch, they apparently did not read the email that the cal football program is 100% leaning into its organic polynesian culture right now yet no poly appreciation day
https://instagr.am/p/4fa3rWLRDV
more marketing/branding by dumb azzs (the same people that brought u tarp management & no FREE tixs for all berkeley students on gamedays)#
agreed vandy (ur still arguably the fastest white guy in the history of cal track, stride for stride with javid best)Vandalus said:That's a bummer. Miami has been pulling in a lot of $$talent$$ this offseason...Shocky1 said:
charmar brown flips/commits to miami
Cal running back transfer Kadarius Calloway has signed with New Mexico State, @chris_hummer and I have learned.
— Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) April 30, 2025
Calloway, a one-time Alabama signee, has been clocked as fast as 23 miles per hour per @PFF. Has 747 career rushing yardshttps://t.co/wkYKVSg3vh pic.twitter.com/ykGr83yi6f
Shocky1 said:https://instagr.am/p/DH9JaDIp8p6Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/DCIon3wPP-X
Top 6 Spring Portal Priorities:
1) mateen bhaghani
2) mateen bhaghani
3) mateen bhaghani
4) mateen bhaghani
5) mateen bhaghani
6) mateen bhaghani
wut will it take to get the collin morikawa of precision field goal kicking thru the middle third of the uprights with range to 57 yards & ice in his veins at all times??
mateen is currently getting $100,000+ at ucla (which is ****** with their largest whale donor casey wasserman's current costly divorce proceedings (no pre nup) with berkeley grad laura ziffrin (a remarkable musical talent) & clients fleeing his agency), a low key communication (shocky is always available) needs to happen with a haas acceptance letter & a couple of more bucks along with an apology from longwell
fixing the kicking game remains the #1 transfer portal priority this april 16th-25th
https://instagr.am/p/C0KvyNPvNbm
real talk: KICKING wins ******* football games (just ask ron how this **** works)#
UPDATE: kicking today at the memorial stadium 2025 spring showcase wuz absymal (other than a drilled 50 yard make) with a couple of low trajectory missed kicks (including hitting the goal posts) which wuz impacted by off target snaps it's once again clear that the staff needs to look very throughly in the transfer portal next week for an ELITE kicker and longsnapper
yeah we've all seen this ******* movie before with a wilcox coached team
π β π»
— Chase Meyer (@_ChaseMeyer) May 1, 2025
Ainβt no mountain highβ¦#GoBears π»π pic.twitter.com/DMWJXmIn4G
— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) May 1, 2025
TWO PIECE π»#GoBears π pic.twitter.com/Vt8A63uLso
— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) May 2, 2025
Shocky1 said:agreed vandy (ur still arguably the fastest white guy in the history of cal track, stride for stride with javid best)Vandalus said:That's a bummer. Miami has been pulling in a lot of $$talent$$ this offseason...Shocky1 said:
charmar brown flips/commits to miami
leidy got good wheels too brah, too bad neither one of u (or charmar) is gonna be the bears rb1 this fall
https://instagr.am/p/DJIaU40MUH7Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CD-RfR7jx2C
econ & wifey, hunter barth & harrison taggart played at the same weight last season, 230 lbs (hunter is 6'2" & harrison is 6'1")...real talk: barth's physical testing #s are nfl level metrics kinda like teddye buchanan who wuz not a nfl prospect at uc davis
agreed harrison is also NOT a dumb azz, he had a 3.9 gpa at zion national park high school in utah which is a big rivals school to cade's arches national park high school
yeah unless the staff gets a firm commitment from taggert they are playing a high risk game in the inside backer room in berkeley with a really long fall to the bottom
https://instagr.am/p/C9hy6DXJnXc
— Harrison Taggart (@HarrisonTaggar4) June 4, 2024
Shocky1 said:Oooooh https://t.co/Oz2h44tjjl
— Serigne TounkaraβͺοΈ (@SerigneT97) April 27, 2025
houston christian grad transfer 6' 305 lbs destructive defensive tackle zae smith is gonna officially trip to berkeley this wednesday
zae is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.37 gpa majoring in kinesiology & a multiple time member of the southland conference commissioner's honor rollGrad Transfer DT 6β0 305
— Zae Smith (@ZaelynSmith) February 25, 2025
6β10β wingspan
79.6 PFF
54 tackles, 20 Qb hurries, 7.5 TFLS, 5 Sacks
Full film: https://t.co/zsqhb6CBa8 pic.twitter.com/ZnVV5G3Shw
the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (without the lousy azz texas weather, just ask buc-ee)
Letβs work @CalFootball @ZCardenez pic.twitter.com/1W3kYIbe7B
— Zae Smith (@ZaelynSmith) May 2, 2025
Former Houston Christian DL Zae Smith is transferring to Cal, his agent @ZCardenez tells @RivalsFriedman.
— NCAA Transfer Portal (@RivalsPortal) May 2, 2025
Last season Smith accounted for 54 tackles, 7.5 TFLs, and 5 sacks. He has 1 year of eligibility remaining. pic.twitter.com/avtVxY7PTm
3οΈβ£ PIECE #GoBears π»π pic.twitter.com/xI8thhYXJW
— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) May 2, 2025
HairOfTheBear said:y'all are probably joking around, but just in case, it looks like she is wearing a walking boot for some kind of injury. If I am too dense and missed the "jokiness", forgive meShocky1 said:
pitts, 100% agreed re: moms but wut's up with her wearing 2 different kicks??...is that a new fashionista move or something??
and no gavin sawchuck is not a bears commitment (likely to sign with them disloyal florida state seminoles), shocky is tryna will this potential recruitment into existence...yeah this strategy worked for the monster with jaylen brown
Oh, also, I missed the news that OSU and Wazzu are playing home and home this season! Gotta meet the standards somehow
Texas Tech safety transfer Jordan Sanford has signed with Cal, @chris_hummer and I have learned for @cbssports/@247sports.
— Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) May 2, 2025
Former four-star recruit. Had 15 tackles last year at Texas Tech.https://t.co/10Sz3YwNKg pic.twitter.com/hrMDmx2S5X
βοΈβ¬οΈ pic.twitter.com/GHFsnUAMa8
— Jordan Sanford (@jordanxsanford) August 1, 2022
https://instagr.am/p/DAhVgXJyxG_Shocky1 said:
john elway's best friend is on life support after a probable dui golf cart accident at the madison club (mediocre high end housing development with a couple of kardashian houses) near coachella
shocky has played with elway at black rock (gozzer ranch across the water is a significantly better course) where he's a member in couer d'alene & he's gotten ****faced both times while operating a golf cart (elway walks with a limp & has major mobility issues from his football injuries)
john is the least intellectually curious stanford grad shocky has evah met & likes to talk about denver broncos football & pu***...his son attended asu for a while as a qb & wuz a major entitled db that wuz intensely disliked by the staff & his teammates, like father like son
there's a near zero chance in my mind that elway is innocent in this golf cart accident, we're gonna find out what really smart (and expensive) defense attorneys can do to get a guilty client off the hook
Elway is most likely responsible for the death of his friend and business partner. What a turn of events.Shocky1 said:https://instagr.am/p/DAhVgXJyxG_Shocky1 said:
john elway's best friend is on life support after a probable dui golf cart accident at the madison club (mediocre high end housing development with a couple of kardashian houses) near coachella
shocky has played with elway at black rock (gozzer ranch across the water is a significantly better course) where he's a member in couer d'alene & he's gotten ****faced both times while operating a golf cart (elway walks with a limp & has major mobility issues from his football injuries)
john is the least intellectually curious stanford grad shocky has evah met & likes to talk about denver broncos football & pu***...his son attended asu for a while as a qb & wuz a major entitled db that wuz intensely disliked by the staff & his teammates, like father like son
there's a near zero chance in my mind that elway is innocent in this golf cart accident, we're gonna find out what really smart (and expensive) defense attorneys can do to get a guilty client off the hook
elway defense strategy update:
legal counsel is putting forth the defense that elway no longer drinks due to the relentless insistence of his 2nd wife who is tired of his drunk azz & that he only drinks mocktails and soda water at social events
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