cal's monster offensive line

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hairy, let's be real here, zapatos es muy overrated!!

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barefeet r triggering (why is becky g rocking clown slides??)#
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conclusive proof #892 document certifying the cal marketing department is outta touch, they apparently did not read the email that the cal football program is 100% leaning into its organic polynesian culture right now yet no poly appreciation day

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more marketing/branding by dumb azzs (the same people that brought u tarp management & no FREE tixs for all berkeley students on gamedays)#

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^ haha, shocky just googled aapi & discovered that's some super secret acronym code for asian american & native hawaiians/pacific islanders or something

the monster's point in all of this is that there still should be a rescue doggy dog appreciation game too


shocky is sometimes a dumb azz (and is learning new **** every day)#
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meanwhile the baseball team has lost 13 acc games in a row plus an outta conference game yesterday to usf, this program has burned thru all the stu gordon fundraised "save baseball" dollars & should be shuttered for good as a cost savings measure & evans diamonds "sold" to the central campus to buy down the astronomically mounting athletic department cumulative debt load

the MAGIC of cal softball (would shine brighter with a new 3rd base coach)#
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fun fact: there are zero large bodies of water near san jose state university (unless ur counting the lake by the clubhouse at santa teresa gc)

winchester mystery house (don't got no scary azz gpa requirements)#
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THE TAKERS (get PAID in the national football league AND earn berkeley degrees)#
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yamir knight is a 5'8" 180 lbs explosive fireball wideout portal transfer from james madison

yamir is NOT a dumb azz, he's wuz a jmu athletic director scholar athlete last fall

but much more importantly, knight got good hair (unlike coach cefalo)

the university of cali=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those who don't wanna live in lousy as **** texas weather & earn a mediocre diploma, just ask buc-ee who's moving to the left coast)


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winchester mystery house (don't got no scary azz gpa requirements)#

wishing this Cal grad good health and a good season.
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^ agreed, just hope mason isn't disappointed when he brings his surfboard to campus & finds out the nearest waves are a couple of hours away in silicon valley traffic to aptos or capitola
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john elway's best friend is on life support after a probable dui golf cart accident at the madison club (mediocre high end housing development with a couple of kardashian houses) near coachella

shocky has played with elway at black rock (gozzer ranch across the water is a significantly better course) where he's a member in couer d'alene & he's gotten ****faced both times while operating a golf cart (elway walks with a limp & has major mobility issues from his football injuries)

john is the least intellectually curious stanford grad shocky has evah met & likes to talk about denver broncos football & pu***...his son attended asu for a while as a qb & wuz a major entitled db that wuz intensely disliked by the staff & his teammates, like father like son

there's a near zero chance in my mind that elway is innocent in this golf cart accident, we're gonna find out what really smart (and expensive) defense attorneys can do to get a guilty client off the hook
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2025 ncca men's golf regionals: the #9 seeded bears heading to nearby reno, dialing in the carry yardages at altitude will be the TOP priority in prep work

and yeah coach wilson should probably set up a zoom call for detailed course management tips with collin morikawa who at 22 years old won his 1st pga tournament at montreux



cal is a golf school (the largest sports program endowment in berkeley, greater than football)#
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charmar brown flips/commits to miami
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transfer portal recruiting update:

former idaho/wisconsin (transferred to madison for a cold azz winter) physical 6'1" 210 lbs wideout mark hamper from west linn oregon is gonna officially visit berkeley this thursday

hamper is also gonna visit asu & new mexico (his former idaho head coach is now the hc in albuquerque), he wracked up 961 receiving yards on 49 catches as a redshirt freshman for the vandals & got 3 years of remaining eligibility

mark is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & is interested in finance

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world




KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

wideouts that will BLOCK!!#
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grand canyon university president bryan mueller (avid golfer, son jesse works with the golf teams & has competed in the pga championship multiple times as a club pro) just cut the men's volleyball program (all current schollys will be honored thru graduation if players don't transfer out) due to a lack of student fanbase interest in the sport

shocky goes to a couple of FUN antelope men's basketball game (usually as a guest of former phoenix suns/arizona diamondbacks managing partner jerry colangelo) every season (since the termination of cal's monster class) which are sold out with 6,000+ screaming purple attired students which competed again in march madness this season, gcu is also prioritizing men's golf which just made the ncca regionals with cal

some school prezs listen to their constituents & manage disciplined financial budgets, others just do nothing other than asking alums for money to compensate for their wasteful spending/poor personnel decisions

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charmar brown flips/commits to miami
That's a bummer. Miami has been pulling in a lot of $$talent$$ this offseason...
~Spectemur agendo~
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conclusive proof #892 document certifying the cal marketing department is outta touch, they apparently did not read the email that the cal football program is 100% leaning into its organic polynesian culture right now yet no poly appreciation day

https://instagr.am/p/4fa3rWLRDV
more marketing/branding by dumb azzs (the same people that brought u tarp management & no FREE tixs for all berkeley students on gamedays)#




As you noted, AAPI is Asian American and Pacific Islander. If we are going to emphasize Polynesian players we should play Hawaii. And in Hawaii.

Looking at Hawaii's past (to 2008) and future schedules, this is who is taking advantage (with number of times playing Hawaii):

1T Oregon State 5
1T UCLA 5
3T Washington 4
3T Stanford 4
3T Colorado 4
3T Arizona 4
3T Army 4
8T USC 3
8T WSU 3
10T Wisconsin 2
10T Michigan 2
10T Navy 2
10T Vanderbilt 2
10T Kansas 2
10T Rice 2
10T UMass 2
17T Florida 1
17T Oregon 1
17T ASU 1
17T Ohio State 1
17T Tulane 1
17T Cal 1*

At this point, Cal will have played Hawaii one time in 30 years of schedules and that was a last minute week zero addition to play Hawaii in Australia.

Cal is the D1 football school nearest to Hawaii with the cheapest and most frequent flights. Also the D1 football school with the second highest AAPI population by %. With Sagapolutele potentially at QB and Anae as OL coach, Rolovich on staff, we could open up a pipeline. Even better with Alualu at DL coach.

Though I have to say, San Jose State, with Polynesians Niumatalo at Head Coach, Craig Stutzmann at OC, Lapuahu at DL coach, Filimoeatu at LB coach, Billy Stutzmann at WR coach and former Hawaii and NFL player Estes at OL coach and annual games with Hawaii…. might have an edge.
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Vandalus said:

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charmar brown flips/commits to miami
That's a bummer. Miami has been pulling in a lot of $$talent$$ this offseason...
agreed vandy (ur still arguably the fastest white guy in the history of cal track, stride for stride with javid best)

leidy got good wheels too brah, too bad neither one of u (or charmar) is gonna be the bears rb1 this fall

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2025 scholly roster departures: 51 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree...nfl drafted kansas city chiefs
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted new england patriots
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree...nfl drafted baltimore ravens
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed chicago bears
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed new york giants
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree...nfl free agent signed buffalo bills
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...nfl declaration...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree...nfl free agent signed tampa bay buccaneers
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
justin "j-will" williams-thomas...grad transfer portal to marshall...berkeley degree
byron "unk" cardwell jr...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
mavin anderson...grad transfer portal to texas state...berkeley degree
jaydn ott...grad transfer to oklahoma...berkeley degree
mason starling...grad transfer portal to san jose state...berkeley degree
trent ramsey...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kadarius calloway...transfer portal to new mexico state...no berkeley degree
dylan jemtegaard...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
jaivian "the jet" thomas...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
john gayer...transfer portal to utah state...no berkeley degree
simon mapa...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
myles williams...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
camden jones...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jonathan brady...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
ryan yaites...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
kyle cunanan, transfer portal. to nebraska..no berkeley degree
caleb johnston, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
tobias merriweather, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
hunter barth, grad transfer portal to stanford..berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree


note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree

kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree

elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree

tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree




do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#
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calalum, agreed it would make sense from a recruiting standpoint for cal to schedule future road games to hawaii particularly as the ncca "hawaii rule" allows teams traveling to the islands to receive a 13th game in order to offset the travel costs

taylor & her dad binge watched yesterday the 1st season of "the night agent" which is an exceptional drama & now my 2nd favorite netflix series after "bosch"

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the lead actress lucianne buchanan is a hopa hopa poly (like shocky) of tongan & scottish descent, she's a curvy brunette yoga female from auckland new zealand & her co star in the foto above kinda looks like a lower gpa version of hunter barth

fun moment: lucianne's character reveals she ran a failed cybersecurity start up in silicon valley & that she graduated from berkeley

yeah shocky is checking on her gpa rite now

go bears

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Top 6 Spring Portal Priorities:

1) mateen bhaghani
2) mateen bhaghani
3) mateen bhaghani
4) mateen bhaghani
5) mateen bhaghani
6) mateen bhaghani

wut will it take to get the collin morikawa of precision field goal kicking thru the middle third of the uprights with range to 57 yards & ice in his veins at all times??

mateen is currently getting $100,000+ at ucla (which is ****** with their largest whale donor casey wasserman's current costly divorce proceedings (no pre nup) with berkeley grad laura ziffrin (a remarkable musical talent) & clients fleeing his agency), a low key communication (shocky is always available) needs to happen with a haas acceptance letter & a couple of more bucks along with an apology from longwell



fixing the kicking game remains the #1 transfer portal priority this april 16th-25th

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real talk: KICKING wins ******* football games (just ask ron how this **** works)#
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UPDATE: kicking today at the memorial stadium 2025 spring showcase wuz absymal (other than a drilled 50 yard make) with a couple of low trajectory missed kicks (including hitting the goal posts) which wuz impacted by off target snaps it's once again clear that the staff needs to look very throughly in the transfer portal next week for an ELITE kicker and longsnapper

yeah we've all seen this ******* movie before with a wilcox coached team



KABBBOOOOOM!!

welcome kicker chase meyers to the cal football program, if u read this la times profile article u will root for this young man to be successful both on & off the football field

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https://www.latimes.com/sports/highschool/story/2021-08-17/mater-dei-kicker-chase-meyer

^ fun fact: musso and frank's is one of the great old school dining establishments in hollywood, shocky luvs the lobster thermidor with sides of freshly baked sourdough & sauteed mushroom

a long & winding road: in high school chase attended chaminade prep & national powerhouse mater dei, then meyers matriculated at the ivy league university of pennsylvania (enrolled in the undergrad wharton school of business which rivals shocky's haas biz school, mostly just handled kickoffs) before stops at tulsa (an elite 17 of 20 on field goals) & penn state (did not play while redshirting)...meyers still got 2 years of eligibility & hopefully no more moving van companies on speed dial

chase is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 4.3 gpa in high school

meyers is gonna compete with equally unproven (at the highest levels of college football) incoming true freshman erik peters (11 outta 17 field goals made as a senior) this summer & fall in berkeley while getting served up dimes from notre dame longsnapper rino monteforte
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cade needs a wingman & a non crooked azz taylor made qi35 driver#
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the story of 3 haas biz ad grads:

collin morikawa: despite being the #4 ranked player in the world, collin wants to be #1 & add to his current 2 major championship victories...the status quo is not acceptable for those whose fire/passion burns relentlessly

rich lyons: despite the vast majority of cal sport teams with losing conference records, declining attendance in the revenue sports & zero confidence in his ****tards athletic department "leadership," rich is content to do nothing (no rightsizing the # of teams, no meaningful expense reductions) as the state of california reduces its funding to berkeley due to budget cutbacks, the federal government is targeting berkeley for its international biz dealings with china & the financial tsunami is an existential threat to the university

shocky: great at headstand crunches (25+ consecutively) but can't even do 1 ******* handstand



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charmar brown flips/commits to miami
That's a bummer. Miami has been pulling in a lot of $$talent$$ this offseason...
agreed vandy (ur still arguably the fastest white guy in the history of cal track, stride for stride with javid best)

leidy got good wheels too brah, too bad neither one of u (or charmar) is gonna be the bears rb1 this fall


LOL, in my dreams. I once was stride for stride with two 10.02 guys - they in 4 and 6, me in 5 for the 400m relay anchor leg @ Mt. Sac relays, but that's because I was able to get the baton at almost top speed so it's cheating - and I got third sooo. But in a straight up race Best would have crushed me.

Vareen, now that would have been a good race lol. Those two dudes were a blast, such a good tandem.
~Spectemur agendo~
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econ & wifey, hunter barth & harrison taggart played at the same weight last season, 230 lbs (hunter is 6'2" & harrison is 6'1")...real talk: barth's physical testing #s are nfl level metrics kinda like teddye buchanan who wuz not a nfl prospect at uc davis

agreed harrison is also NOT a dumb azz, he had a 3.9 gpa at zion national park high school in utah which is a big rivals school to cade's arches national park high school

yeah unless the staff gets a firm commitment from taggert they are playing a high risk game in the inside backer room in berkeley with a really long fall to the bottom

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KAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

all american candidate (if he can build up his poly azz body to withstand injuries via a yoga/meditation practice) cade ulave got a 3.9 gpa wingman in crazy azz high motor harrison taggart!!

yeah shocky is not worried about harrison (2 years of remaining eligibility) fitting in on the left coast in berkeley!!


the road to the nfl goes thru berkeley (just ask teddeye buchanan)#
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houston christian grad transfer 6' 305 lbs destructive defensive tackle zae smith is gonna officially trip to berkeley this wednesday

zae is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.37 gpa majoring in kinesiology & a multiple time member of the southland conference commissioner's honor roll


the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (without the lousy azz texas weather, just ask buc-ee)

VAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!


buc-ee & shocky approve zae moving to the left coast!!

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smart & tough (with fashion forward slides, crocs r ugly as ****)#
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uno mas ahora, seΓ±orita#
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pitts, 100% agreed re: moms but wut's up with her wearing 2 different kicks??...is that a new fashionista move or something??

and no gavin sawchuck is not a bears commitment (likely to sign with them disloyal florida state seminoles), shocky is tryna will this potential recruitment into existence...yeah this strategy worked for the monster with jaylen brown
y'all are probably joking around, but just in case, it looks like she is wearing a walking boot for some kind of injury. If I am too dense and missed the "jokiness", forgive me


Oh, also, I missed the news that OSU and Wazzu are playing home and home this season! Gotta meet the standards somehow


A cutie with a walking boot then. Easily replaced by mules once the walking boot comes off.
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^ KAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!

welcome texas tech transfer 6' 195 lbs high upside defensive back jordan sanford from mansfield timberview high school in arlington texas

sanford got elite track SPEED & 2 years of remaining eligiblity

jordan is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & wuz an honoree as a big 12 all academic 1st team while majoring in psychology but it probably wuz not a very smart move to pass on an actionable vanderbilt offer outta high school for one of the myriad of academically mediocre azz texas schools like tech


yeah everybody wanna go to the university of calveston with its beautiful cali weather (vs nasty azz texas weather) & the #1 ranked public university in the world including the school's new mascot buc-ee

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Shocky1 said:

john elway's best friend is on life support after a probable dui golf cart accident at the madison club (mediocre high end housing development with a couple of kardashian houses) near coachella

shocky has played with elway at black rock (gozzer ranch across the water is a significantly better course) where he's a member in couer d'alene & he's gotten ****faced both times while operating a golf cart (elway walks with a limp & has major mobility issues from his football injuries)

john is the least intellectually curious stanford grad shocky has evah met & likes to talk about denver broncos football & pu***...his son attended asu for a while as a qb & wuz a major entitled db that wuz intensely disliked by the staff & his teammates, like father like son

there's a near zero chance in my mind that elway is innocent in this golf cart accident, we're gonna find out what really smart (and expensive) defense attorneys can do to get a guilty client off the hook
https://instagr.am/p/DAhVgXJyxG_
elway defense strategy update:

legal counsel is putting forth the defense that elway no longer drinks due to the relentless insistence of his 2nd wife who is tired of his drunk azz & that he only drinks mocktails and soda water at social events


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as one of the top 5 architectural critics on planet earth, shocky wuz invited to the madison club during it's 1st month of the grand opening by the general manager

so the monster shows up in an avis rental car expecting the typical front gate fortress staff by a sonny dykes lookalike mall cop

but the security gate hasn't been built yet so there's a smokeshow curvy brunette yoga female wearing something that might be best described as a reverse cowgirl outfit on a showhorse who greets me without any prompting from me re: who i am with "welcome to the madison club, mr schulz, ur arrival is expected!!"

https://instagr.am/p/C6UrgSQu9E_
grand entrance, right??

play with the head pro (he rides in a golf cart while shocky walks all 18 holes, the 3 comfort stations are 15 minute lavish over the top unnecessary deals (kinda like the stadium & university club sugar/alcohol buffets at memorial stadium on gamedays) staffed by very friendly young ladies in skimpy azz outfits & then my rental is valeted to the front of the clubhouse for a quick getaway at the end of the day

shocky notices something is different right away, during my round of golf at the madison club someone not only washed the car but also vacuumed the interior of the car & moved all my **** around into neat stacks or something

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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

john elway's best friend is on life support after a probable dui golf cart accident at the madison club (mediocre high end housing development with a couple of kardashian houses) near coachella

shocky has played with elway at black rock (gozzer ranch across the water is a significantly better course) where he's a member in couer d'alene & he's gotten ****faced both times while operating a golf cart (elway walks with a limp & has major mobility issues from his football injuries)

john is the least intellectually curious stanford grad shocky has evah met & likes to talk about denver broncos football & pu***...his son attended asu for a while as a qb & wuz a major entitled db that wuz intensely disliked by the staff & his teammates, like father like son

there's a near zero chance in my mind that elway is innocent in this golf cart accident, we're gonna find out what really smart (and expensive) defense attorneys can do to get a guilty client off the hook
https://instagr.am/p/DAhVgXJyxG_
elway defense strategy update:

legal counsel is putting forth the defense that elway no longer drinks due to the relentless insistence of his 2nd wife who is tired of his drunk azz & that he only drinks mocktails and soda water at social events



Elway is most likely responsible for the death of his friend and business partner. What a turn of events.

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goldy, watch the 6th video in this gram, getting ****faced & then driving wildly into the coachella nite is a culturally normal deal at the madison club

anybody wanna guess how FAST that golfcart (can 100% guarantee u that the speed governor has been removed) is going in this video??

https://instagr.am/p/C6UrgSQu9E_
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KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome south florida transfer potential day 1 starter +1 athletic corner/nickel back brent "paco" wilson from cajon high school in san bernardino to the cal football program!!...started his career at james madison & got 2 years of remaining eligibility

this is a big time talent who recently took official visits to miami & tennessee

paco is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.3 gpa & has been an honoree on the usf athletics honor roll


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