Was just coming to post that the average starting OL weight is about 320lbs! Beef!!!

jb=world renowned berkeley mathematician

real talk: the now departed multi year FAILING s&c coach and his staff LIED (with the head coach looking the other way) about the actual weights of the cal football team in tryna to cover up the lack of body developments so any comparison of this year's coach novak's tirelessly developed 319 lbs average to last year's o-line would be bad ******* math

shocky spoke to o-line starter will mcdonald (and his dad) during the FUN postgame stanford victory celebration on the field at memorial stadium last november...those of u that know the monster know that he got no problem asking everybody on planet earth wut's their gpa & weight...under typical shocky interrogation will admitted that he wuz actually 278 lbs and not the "295" lbs he wuz listed in the program and that he had never been over 280 lbs in his entire life...we both laughed about his listed "6'4" height since he wuz maybe only a couple of inches taller than me (collin morikawa height)

just like the monster tole u about the ****tards in the athletic department starting with knowlton for years, shocky also tole that u that the #1 issue holding back the football program wuz wilcox refusing to terminate a failing s&c coach that wuz a bravely recovering cancer survivor but not around enuf to hold players & his assistant s&c coaches accountable which resulted in wildly undersized offensive lines

the trouble with the mainstream media is that they won't tell u the truth because they either don't know the truth or that they are unwilling to tell the truth because they r afraid of losing access or something & that's why NOBODY has evah answered justin about the details of mateen bhaghani's departure from berkeley to westwood...shocky don't got no social filter so cal's monster class will be thy unvarnished truth (from his perspective)

and yeah the cal men's golf team other than z & charlie (it's NOT a coincidence that they are the current best players) and incoming 2026 commit ELITE parisian callixte alzas is scrawny as **** because they don't track their daily protein grams intakes like pga golfers and the team's s&c coach is currently ignoring my emails tryna start a conversation about the underweight squad & the necessity of nutrition education i.e. the role of daily protein grams

ok shocky don't ask everybody their gpa & other personal metrics...

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stfu shocky (u don't know ****)#

oregon state update:

piece of **** exodus ayers who wuz caught on doorbell video cam physically abusing his girlfriend is gonna be cb1 for the beavs against the bears on saturday nite

**** oregon state (and their low gpa & ethical standards football program)#

Did Cypress Point Club ditch one of the world's great cliffside par 4s to accommodate the 17-Mile Drive?

Join us on our YouTube channel at 8 PM ET tonight for the premiere of our @WalkerCup preview video and more on this golf mecca. pic.twitter.com/eaVfZASiMs

— Fried Egg Golf (@fried_egg_golf) August 25, 2025

shocky is often asked (even by his own kids) what do we talk about at our g2c2 (global golf centurion club, must play one of the golf magazine world top 100 lists to secure an invitation, schulzie has played the last 17 world lists) get togethers like the one a week or so ago in boston at myopia hunt, the new coore & crenshaw design in bolton and the country club at brookline??

it's in depth architectural discussion **** like the above video!!

geoff shackelford (ucla grad) is a driving force in getting the fazio ruinivation outta riviera in the pacific palisades & restoring the george thomas architectural magic at the BIG 3 in los angeles

wut r u passionate about, if it's truly cal football then the epicenter of ur fandom is memorial stadium on fall gamedays & maybe even the epic roadies that are further afar in hostile venues, do u got ur tix(s)??...and keep in mind that the days of the bears playing bigtime football (got ZERO interest in following the program if they play in the west coast athletic conference with roadies to fresno state & colorado state) could be numbered if the team don't WIN, shocky is gonna celebrate every ******* second of this 2025 season in person like it's the final second!!

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passively watching on tv (like bobo & trumpanzee) is for losers (our time on planet earth is finite)#

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KAAAABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

fellow haas biz ad grad collin morikawa is gonna be on his 3rd ryder cup team representing the united states of america on long island next month on golf's largest stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so wut needs to happen next??

1) shocky & slim wadie need to get our american team gear assembled for attending the 1st round of the ryder cup on friday september 26th at bethpage black while visiting my daughter taylor in the west village before driving up to the back bay on saturday september 27th for the 7:30 pm kick off vs boston college

2) cal fans need to get their tixs to the procore tournament at silverado on september 11th thru the 14th which supports local napa charities in a big way to loudly support both collin & 2 time champion max homa...yeah wine country is gonna be ******* bear territory & hopefully morikawa will gain strokes putting on the greens!!

3) collin, u need to schedule a couple of days of vacay with kat in manhattan (fouquet's is the new HOT SPOT in the city) right after the ryder cup & then make low key pre major course visits to both 2026 us open site shinnecock hills in the hamptons & 2026 pga championships site aronomink in philly the following week, got it??...do u wanna win a ******* 3rd MAJOR or not??

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CONGRATS to 2026 phenom commit callixte alzas on his selection to the euro junior ryder cup team that will also compete on long island next month!!

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it's a GREAT day to be a bear (unless ur world ranked freshman xihuan chang is hitting u in the back with practice shots)!!#

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memo to the cal football recruiting staff: berkeley is the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD (not just the united states), got it??

and forbes ranked berkeley better than harvard, wowza!!

where the **** is truck stop town oklahoma state in these rankings??

Not only did Forbes today rank Cal as the #1 public university in American, we also came in at #5 overall - one spot ahead of Harvard. And it was nice of Forbes to feature a photo of a tower designed by a Cal alum, architect Arthur Brown, Class of 1896. https://t.co/hQaMqrqA0d

— Cal Bears History (@CalBearsHistory) August 27, 2025

it's a GREAT day to be a bear!!$

All 4 Cal players who were drafted made their NFL’s teams 53 man roster after yesterdays cuts

Teddye Buchanan, Ravens
Marcus Harris, Titans
Nohl Williams, Chiefs
Craig Woodson, Patriots

— Thomas Dunn (@Thomasdunn24) August 27, 2025

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CONGRATS, building generational wealth thru a berkeley diploma AND getting PAID in the NFL!!!!

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and ranked by forbes as better than ******* harvard, wowza didn't see that coming!!)

We have our first official two-deep for @UNMLoboFB vs. Michigan, which of course doesn’t produce a two-deep.

This works. #GoLobos pic.twitter.com/UCoePncCSS

— New Mexico Lobos (@UNMLOBOS) August 26, 2025

shocky would've listed 2025 oscar's best actress award winner mikey madison as tight end 1!!

yeah 2025 oscar's best movie award winner anora made shocky laugh (and cry)...where's the ******* ring??



director sean baker (an intergalactic creative talent) is making the best movies on planet earth right now#

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cal's monster class best advice for berkeley freshman:

if ur gonna have late nite naked azz yoga with a very flexible curvy brunette yoga female from national city at evans diamond (because both of u got ******* roommates that r always ******* around & don't give u no privacy or something) make sure u use the 3rd base dugout wall which is less visible than the 1st base dugout to anyone who might be looking out the window at haas arena & don't let ur heart get broken when she walks u to the car forevah telling u that she still loves u but also telling u the lame sorry azz excuse that's she flunking outta berkeley & gotta focus on her academics and then despite all of that unfair devastation to u she finds time 2 years later to pose in playboy's girls of the pac 10 with her airport landing strip in full view for everybody on planet earth which u learn about while stuffing ur face with a pineapple & ham pizza slice at blondies on a tuesday afternoon prepping for ur next haas biz ad class



yeah shocky is a big fan of william faulkner



dreams & nightmares in beserkley (trauma is part of life & u will probably survive)#