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the path to self actualization starts with self awareness (tho reality is kinda overrated):

after master teacher anton's 4:15 pm modern yoga class shocky is now repacking his golf bag for a quick 48 hour trip to los angeles to listen to a biz opportunity (gonna take the meeting at the erewhon near the studios in the valley, not gonna pass on a FREE meal at my 2nd favorite breakfast spot in the city of angles) but more importantly to visit with his longtime friend/biz mentor johnny (splits time between desert highlands in north scottsdale & one of the luxury condo towers on wilshire in beverly hills, jj just got into brentwood & he's invited me to be his 1st golf guest) & thinking about the importance of MENTORS

shocky gotta lotta mentors for different aspects of his life ranging from yoga, golf course architecture, being a great parent (slim wadie), etc...they sometimes tell me uncomfortable truths about myself that are beyond my field of vision at that moment

so back in the day schulzie tole johnny while we wuz walking down a fairway with our bags over our shoulders that as a 3.92 gpa haas biz ad grad with a phi beta kappa gold key that i wuz gonna apply & go get a harvard mba en route to becoming a minted wall street ceo

johnny looked at the monster with disbelief & tole him that wuz a really stupid ******* plan that had zero chance of evah becoming successful, jj broke it down as follows:

"first of all, you don't have a singular business focus like successful ceos, you're interested in a lot of things unrelated to business and that would be your downfall...plus have you ever noticed that at social events while all the guys are talking business and pro sports while networking that you're the only male that's hanging out with all the wives and girlfriends talking about fashion, home renovation ideas and animal rescue fundraising??"

"secondly, you don't have a social filter, you say whatever the **** you want to say regardless of the consequences...successful ceos say the right things to the right people at the right time, that's not you"

"thirdly, the best ceos are fantastic role models, they are walking around the office on friday afternoons before 5:00 pm checking on people and building relationships...you got zero interest in doing that, everybody is going to be talking about how you left at noon thursday to go play golf in ibiza"

this really hurt my feelings at the time but deep down shocky knew johnny wuz rite & therefore never applied to the harvard mba program...my daughter taylor tells me all the time that her living in the west village is allowing me to vicariously live thru her experiences in nyc

whatever

luv u sweetie!!



cultivate, treasure & listen to ur mentors (and u will be off to the ******* races)!!#
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como tele vous, mon ami callixte??

the cal women's basketball team is tryna learn french for their season opener in paris next month, do u got any tips or something??


yeah my favorite large city hotel in the world is the george v in the 8th arrondissement, shocky would parachute there tomorrow if he could






The venue for that game in Paris is a brand new arena in the north end of the 18th district (Porte de la Chapelle), cap. 9,000.

The Georges V is a nice place, but super steep. It already was one of the top Paris hotels but was bought out by a Saudi prince and made even more luxurious back in the 90s.
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88, appreciate the heads up that the cal wbb team will be opening the 25/26 season against northwestern at a brand new venue, hopefully lulu will let if fly!!

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yeah, the george v is kinda boujee with it's uber lux spa, michellin star le cinq for breakfast & spectacular patio room views of the lit up eiffel tower at nite but shocky luvs to just grab a freshly baked baguette with a variety of fromages & taxi to the outskirts of paris to play his favorite golf course in continental europe golf de morfontaine which can only be described as "romantic" (plus it got doggy dog water dishes on the 1st & 10th tee boxes!!)...would love to tee it up there with callixte someday with our bags over our shoulders

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the city of lights)
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jaguars qb1 really needs a yoga/meditation practice!!#
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88, appreciate the heads up that the cal wbb team will be opening the 25/26 season against northwestern at a brand new venue, hopefully lulu will let if fly!!

https://instagr.am/p/DF8OlBaMj0-
yeah, the george v is kinda boujee with it's uber lux spa, michellin star le cinq for breakfast & spectacular patio room views of the lit up eiffel tower at nite but shocky luvs to taxi to the outskirts of paris to play his favorite golf course in continental europe golf de morfontaine which can only be described as "romantic" (plus it got doggy dog water dishes on the 1st & 10th tee boxes!!)...would love to tee it up there with callixte someday with our bags over our shoulders

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the city of lights)



Callixte is from St Cloud (pronounced suh clue), the golf mecca of France, just outside of Paris. You've probably been to the St Cloud golf course, one of the most famous in France?

St.Cloud is a half hour bike ride from the west of Paris, and the main park there is a local gem in a city that lacks green spaces, great place for a picnic or a lunch al fresco with sweeping views on the city.

https://frenchmoments.eu/parc-de-saint-cloud/

https://www.domaine-saint-cloud.fr/en/visiter/eating-out

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88, sadly have not played st cloud but the harry colt (designed many of europe's top courses including the heathland gems in surrey west of london) gem is now on my next trip's itinerary

are you an ex pat living in paris??

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I am an expat but in the other direction, came to the US from France.
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the path to self actualization starts with self awareness (tho reality is kinda overrated):

after master teacher anton's 4:15 pm modern yoga class shocky is now repacking his golf bag for a quick 48 hour trip to los angeles to listen to a biz opportunity (gonna take the meeting at the erewhon near the studios in the valley, not gonna pass on a FREE meal at my 2nd favorite breakfast spot in the city of angles) but more importantly to visit with his longtime friend/biz mentor johnny (splits time between desert highlands in north scottsdale & one of the luxury condo towers on wilshire in beverly hills, jj just got into brentwood & he's invited me to be his 1st golf guest) & thinking about the importance of MENTORS

shocky gotta lotta mentors for different aspects of his life ranging from yoga, golf course architecture, being a great parent (slim wadie), etc...they sometimes tell me uncomfortable truths about myself that are beyond my field of vision at that moment

so back in the day schulzie tole johnny while we wuz walking down a fairway with our bags over our shoulders that as a 3.92 gpa haas biz ad grad with a phi beta kappa gold key that i wuz gonna apply & go get a harvard mba en route to becoming a minted wall street ceo

johnny looked at the monster with disbelief & tole him that wuz a really stupid ******* plan that had zero chance of evah becoming successful, jj broke it down as follows:

"first of all, you don't have a singular business focus like successful ceos, you're interested in a lot of things unrelated to business and that would be your downfall...plus have you ever noticed that at social events while all the guys are talking business and pro sports while networking that you're the only male that's hanging out with all the wives and girlfriends talking about fashion, home renovation ideas and animal rescue fundraising??"

"secondly, you don't have a social filter, you say whatever the **** you want to say regardless of the consequences...successful ceos say the right things to the right people at the right time, that's not you"

"thirdly, the best ceos are fantastic role models, they are walking around the office on friday afternoons before 5:00 pm checking on people and building relationships...you got zero interest in doing that, everybody is going to be talking about how you left at noon thursday to go play golf in ibiza"

this really hurt my feelings at the time but deep down shocky knew johnny wuz rite & therefore never applied to the harvard mba program...my daughter taylor tells me all the time that her living in the west village is allowing me to vicariously live thru her experiences in nyc

whatever

luv u sweetie!!



cultivate, treasure & listen to ur mentors (and u will be off to the ******* races)!!#


In all seriousness, it's good to have friends who will tell you the truth about yourself.... especially when they help you correct the course of your life.
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fun fact: the real problem in chapel hill is that billy b weighs almost 3 times as much as his crazy as **** girlfriend!!

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university of oregon (the landing spot for cali hs students that got rejection letters from every uc system school)=piece of **** academic football factory skool for naive (dollar sign athletic escorts that r ****** when they turn 30) low gpa dumb ***** in the level 7 hypothermia cold azz northwest that prepares its ignorant disposable gladiators for careers (the promises of future nike employment are bull****) as nite shift supervisors at the medford truck stop where they will date & marry a lot lizard with cfm pumps before dying a slow painful death from stds as an uneducated dumb **** in a fiercely competitive global economy that favors berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads

and yeah dana altman is a criminal who tole multiple cal's monster class prospects back in the day that bears head coach mike montomgery had cancer, there are no limits to the utter depravity in eugene in their quest to WIN at all costs

**** the ducks

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right now both max & ben are flying to asia to join fellow california golden bears collin & michael at next week's 2025 baycurrent pga tournament in toyko japan at the fabulously coore & crenshaw reimagined yokohama country club west course...the tournament course's 2 finishing holes are actually from the club's east course with the EPIC dog leg right uphill 18th hole with an amphitheater green site (kinda like the 18th at riviera) a fun par 5 for members but gonna be a brutal par 4 for the pros this week!!

shocky's top 10 in japan:

1) hirono: the classic colt design has been given a sympathetic dusting by gil hanse, she has never looked better!!
2) kawana (fuji): seaside colt thriller, considered the pebble beach of asia
3) yokohama (west): everything that bill coore the monet/renoir of our lifetimes touches turns to magic!!
4) kasumigaseki (east): the olympic golf venue kinda is reminiscent of harding park with its beautiful trees & bland putting surfaces with minimal internal countering
5) toyko golf: wonderfully restored by gil hanse
6) any stop at a 7/11 (very clean, more like a deli than an american convenience store) for a late nite onigiri
7) the bullet train, always on time (not like bart) within seconds & fast as ****
8) warm tabi japanese socks with individual toe fittings
9) naruo: the best mountain course in japan got a brutally tough collection of par 3s & a caddie funicular on several hilly holes to transport golf bags
10) japanese a5 kobe waygu beef (actually should probably be #1), easily the best beef (along with australia's king island free range waygu) on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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for probably the 1st time evah in a professional golf tournament, u could make a legit analysis why each of the 4 california golden bears competing this week could hoist the championship trophy on sunday nite!!

let's ******* go max, ben, collin & michael!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopefully nothing gets lost in translation (talking is for losers)



the one that gotta way (the story of cal football, sigh)#

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2025 baycurrent pga tournament at yokohama country club: 1st round update

weather: 20-40 miles per hour blustery winds, very challenging playing conditions

byeong hun an (69, tied for 11th): fun fact: ben is en fuego with his new putter rolling in 228 feet of putts!!

collin morikawa (71, tied for 25th): the foodie got a couple of crafty short game up & downs

michael kim (72, tied for 35th): statwise, #1 in the field in strokes gained off the tee, battled back from a slow start to play his 2nd nine in 3 under par

max homa (73, tied for 43rd): weird day on par 3s: missed all 3 greens by 120, 95 & 70 feet but still made pars on all of them, congrats max!!

cal men's golf updates:

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100% full of bull****#
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" Other football coaches thought so, too. When the transfer portal opened last December, Mendoza wanted to stay at Berkeley, not least because he already had a venture capital internship lined up. But he wound up transferring to Indiana to join his younger brother Alberto. It was a chance to get a "masters in football" alongside a masters at Indiana's Kelley School of Business, he said. "

https://www.wsj.com/sports/football/fernando-mendoza-indiana-cal-2bd2445e

If he wanted to stay, then why didn't he??
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cam, shocky had multiple conversations with nando's dad in the field club at memorial stadium & also at road games last season, honestly found him to be very unlikeable in an arrogant little league dad kinda way & socially awkward in an intellectually brilliant (he's a doc in miami) kinda way (gave me high functioning spectrum autistic vibes)

last season's seΓ±or caca's abrupt bipolar transformation from "98 yard with my teammates" to that nite badmouthing cal to get jaron to flip to oregon & then faking an injury close to gametime (thereby preventing the staff from giving a qb2 critical practice week reps) in dallas vs smu is most likely a direct result of his dad's misdirected anger (wife suffering from a life threatening medical condition), intense ego gratification needs & unjustified paranoia that his son wuz somehow disrespected in berkeley

a very dialed in source has shared with me that nando tried to come back to the program during the la bowl but he missed his flight & wuz tole by wilcox that the program had already moved on

bottom line, shocky is thrilled that the humble/grounded 3.75 gpa lefty from ewa beach with loving respectful drama free parents is the bears qb1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2025 baycurrent pga tournament at yokohama country club: 2nd round update

byeong hun an (69, tied for 18th): ben is playing pretty much mistake free golf with a fantastic short game getting up & down 12 outta 14 times in the 1st 2 rounds, the hours spent on the practice greens at lake nona are paying off...just need a couple more putts to drop manana!!

collin morikawa (68, tied for 24th): when's the last time morikawa (short game scrambling wizardry on display again with a 40 yard hole out for par on the toughest hole the par 4 14th) started his round with a drained 11 foot birdie putt on the 1st hole??...dom arigato, rolled in 232 feet of putts today, let's ******* go collin!!

max homa (67, tied for 27th): after driving his opening tee ball into the trees to the right of the par 4 1st hole & making a bogey 5 max put on his dodgers rally cap & played the rest of the round in a blemish free (including an epic 70 foot par putt on the brutal par 4 14th hole) 5 under par, homa's game is really trending positively right now!!


michael kim (70, tied for 43rd): highlight of the round wuz a 80 foot hole out for an eagle 3 on the par 5 6th hole but the round wuz derailed again by another double bogey 6 on the long dogleg right par 4 14th hole...michael, u need a new start line on this tee ball, the phalanx of c&c artistically sculpted fairway bunkers jealously guarding the inside of the dogleg is death, got it??...maybe play the tee shot safely to the left & par the 14th hole tomorrow or something??


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cal football recruiting update:

2026 3.8 gpa 6'6" 260 lbs +1 athletic offensive lineman daniel mcmorris from norman oklahoma is gonna officially visit the #1 ranked public university in the world this weekend for tomorrow's acc battle with duke!!

berkeley offers the best opportunity to earn future generational wealth thru nfl development with coach anae & world class academics...yeah if the boomer sooners don't make it to the nfl (as is the case with 98%+ of their disposable gladiators) a worthless football factory degree is gonna leave u ****** in the highly competitive global economy that favors berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads


daniel is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.8 gpa, maybe it's time to leave home & live in the fantastic cali weather??






potential day 1 starter in berkeley (an ELITE +1 athletic that can move in space offensive tackle is the cal football program's #1 recruiting priority)!!#
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the next cade uluave??

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (in beautiful cali NOT level 7 hypothermia cold illinois)

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KAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

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shocky's FAVORITE recruit in the history of berkeley (which wuz recently ranked by forbes magazine as more better than HARVARD) broncs baker is gonna be the monster's next yoga development project since jaylen brown (who credits me for his current nba supermax contract with the boston celtics for $305,000,000)!!

yeah shocky is gonna work with broncs to get that kinda leaning tower of pisa **** straightened out (ok, posting up one handed is kinda impressive) or something, schulzie is a probationary substitute teacher at modern yoga even tho he don't got no ponytail (which is mandatory per arizona yoga certification regulatory statues pertaining to inverse condensation)



berkeley is a yoga school!!#


fun facts: the 3.6 gpa inside backer with outside backer SPEED got mad welding skillz in creating batman souvenirs or something, his gf & moms probably luv his artistic welding b-day & xmas gifts (NOT)!!

broncs, when they tell u that "you shouldn't have," they truly mean it, got it??

congrats on the 1 point victory last nite 2 and a half hours away, wut time did u go to bed??

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hopefully cal's monster offensive line (will be very interesting to see whose running with the 1s in the early pregame warm ups) got their batteries recharged & are gonna be ready to battle for 75 snaps with a critically needed violent knockout mentality next friday nite when the tar heels (and the head coach's posse including his gf & deadbeat defensive coordinator son) enter memorial stadium at 7:30 pm!!

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will the bears get the w & move to 5-2??

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do u got ur tix(s) & a busted up parachute??#

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2025 baycurrent pga tournament at yokohama country club: 3rd round update

weather: cold rainy weather with wind gusts, very challenging scoring conditions

byeong hun an (66, tied for 3rd): an unreal display of mental fortitude/toughness, ben gotta legit opportunity to hoist the championship trophy tomorrow evening!!...highlights of the day included holing out from 150 yards for an eagle 2 on the par 4 5th hole & finishing like a boss man with a long kick in birdie 3 on the challenging uphill par 4 18th hole...a magical scrambling short game this week getting up & down 17 outta 21 times!!...a big finish would position ben an to move up in the official world golf rankings in his quest to finish 2025 in the world top 50 which would secure him the 4th california golden bear invitation to the 2026 masters at augusta national...let's ******* go, ben!!

collin morikawa (72, tied for 35th): collin has decided to not play in tiger's world top 20 players december tournament in the bahamas, tomorrow will be morikawa's final competitive round for 2025

max homa (73, tied for 41st): the dodgers fanatic's final tournament of the year will be at the spectacular black desert pga tournament in st george utah later this month

michael kim (75, tied for 49th): the globetrotter will competing next week in new dehli india on the dp tour

cal men's golf update: at st andrews for next week's collegiate tournament

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cal golf is a global operation (competing on the game's largest stages at the cathedrals of golf including coore & crenshaw's friar's head in the hamptons)!!#

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smu mustangs 34
stanford cardinals 10

the battle of the country club kids: stanford is one of the top academic institutions on planet earth with a remarkable track record for developing entrepreneurial future high tech billionaires while smu is a safe landing spot for affluent white texas families with fracking ties/membership at the downtown petroleum club whose low gpa offspring got rejected by duke, vanderbilt & east coast private schools that is low key racist (a fact which dakota dickson is gonna learn the hard way)

the smu mustangs (4-2) explosive qb1 kevin jennings passed for 247 yards on a highly efficient 22 of 30 with zero interceptions while the stanford cardinals (2-4) qb1 ben gulbranson (who is improving as the season progresses) passed for 278 yards on 22 of 40 passes with an interception

fun fact: the ponies got a wr1 jordan hudson who snagged 5 receptions for 87 yards & who has hopefully never had to see bill belichick naked or something to gain access to his credit cards

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