cal's monster offensive line

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calumnus said:

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Shocky1 said:

goggles, can u give me a name of a better candidate wr coach??
Not my point. I was referring to taking a chance with Mac.
cade tole me on the field after one of the big game celebrations (obviously not this year) that earning a berkeley degree is really important to him, that it's "a business decision" which is a very mature aware response to the value of attaining a generational wealth building berkeley, stanford or ivy league degree

dumb **** ballers r screwed when they turn 30 years of age with no viable marketplace skills which is gonna only get accentuated with the advances in artificial intelligence creating greater income inequalities across the globe for the increasingly more wealthy educated vs the discarded uneducated

really think cade (who is undersized by prototypical nfl linebacker metrics) is gonna earn his berkeley degree in 2026 & prove to the nfl he can not get injured & stay on the field for an entire season

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luv this guy & his fabulous sense of humour, he's everything good about true college student athletes plus he always picks up litter at arches national park!!

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Cade can go to the NFL and finish his degree later. If he's a day 1 or 2 pick - I repeat IF - then there's no reason to stay at Cal and risk injury. Again, I'd love it if he stays, but the real business decision is chasing a bag in the NFL and then coming back later to finish his degree (if he doesn't create generational wealth in the NFL). I don't view him as undersized, but I could be wrong - it all comes down to the draft grade he gets.

In terms of the WR coach, I can give you a 100 names that are more qualified than McArthur, including Cefalo (who arguably got a raw deal with a late hire). McArthur - who is an all time Cal great - has coached high school and I believe one year of community college. To my knowledge, he has no d-1 experience and is not a known recruiter. That experience/resume doesn't get you a P4 job straight from a high school program - and shouldn't get him one at Cal.

It would be great if he can come as a graduate assistant or consultant (aka a glue/culture addition). But I don't want him as a lead position coach. And just to be clear, I'm not advocating for retaining Cefalo - I'm ambivalent about that though he did seem to be doing well recruiting. He's for sure replaceable.



Cefalo is in no way a great recruiter at the P4 level and beyond DeJesus our WR production has been horrible. There is also a weirdness with the depth chart where slow guys who repeatedly dropped balls keep getting PT and the higher rated backups with speed can make great plays but didnt get more PT.

It is true that McArthur does not have the resume, but he always had great technique, he has the personality to be a great recruiter and motivator, and is from LA, traditionally our best source of WR talent.

Recruiting wise Geoff is very clued into the SoCal high school community, and coaches at a HS football power. Ready to take be elevated to college level IMO.

I went to a spring practice Tosh's first year coaching at Cal. His first couple of drills were horribly organized. He wasted a lot of time. At the time he didn't even have a recruiting record so I thought Tedford just saw something in him and that he was an alum and young. If Mac wants to be here and has the same sort of energy Tosh has/had he may be worth the risk. He certainly has the playing experience and it sounds like he has connections.

I think Tosh has learned a few things since running his first drills back in 2008



Yes. My point was that if a HC sees something in Mac he should be a viable candidate for WR coach. He fits the same career path as Tosh with NFL playing experience.
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sorry tosh (shocky recruited a curvy brunette yoga female as the next head coach behind ur back brah)!!#

At least Carlie is Jewish! That would break new ground!

Wasn't Marv Levy Jewish?
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calumnus said:

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sorry tosh (shocky recruited a curvy brunette yoga female as the next head coach behind ur back brah)!!#

At least Carlie is Jewish! That would break new ground!

Wasn't Marv Levy Jewish?

Yes.
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mbBear said:

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sorry tosh (shocky recruited a curvy brunette yoga female as the next head coach behind ur back brah)!!#

At least Carlie is Jewish! That would break new ground!

Wasn't Marv Levy Jewish?

Yes.

Maybe he even still is... at age 100!
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wheels up to new york city, now is a good time to tell you again about the worst thing i ever did in berkeley

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and with that being said, this isn't gonna be a pretty story

so shocky wrote a paper for bibliography 128, children's literature, and in rereading it felt it was a technically sound paper but that it lacked interest for the reader...so i totally fabricated & included the following opening paragraph:

"I must confess that I was made uneasy to see Anne Franks's The Diary of a Young Girl on the reading list for this class. Seeing the title on the list raised several burning questions in my mind. Why had I never read this famous book? Why had my father (after a heated and lengthy debate with my mother behind closed doors) removed this work off my bookshelf as a child? It seemed to me that the answers to these questions were somehow linked to my now deceased grandfather. Although my parents never talk about him, I remembered from various bits of information pieced together that Grandpa was a figure of dubious distinction in Hitler's brass during WWII. So I was forced to think. Why were my parents, particularly my father, so reluctant to talk about my grandfather? Could the answers to my grandfather's cloudy role in Germany during WWII be found in The Diary of a Young Girl which was so mysteriously taken off my bookshelf as a child?''

and i also rewrote the following closing paragraph:

"But despite her difficult and sometimes cruel life, Anne Frank did not feel sorry for herself and she never gave up. This is a worthwhile message for both adults and children alike. All in all, The Diary of a Young Girl is a sensitive, well written, and compelling self-portrait of a brave and spirited young girl, that at least for me, will always hold a special place on my bookshelf."

absolutely none of this is true...although i got a german last name, nobody in my family has ever had any connections with any racist groups...i grew up in a culturally mixed family that celebrates individuality & diversity, i'm a ******* mutt raised by a tiny very cute/smart japanese tiger moms (also a berkeley grad, 1st in her family to graduate from college who grew up poor as **** in the city by the bay)

so what did my teachers say in grading the paper?

the professor: "This a fine review, not only perceptive in its commentary but in itself very well written. I hope you will keep on writing, perhaps professionally? A+"

the teaching assistant: "Your paper was very perceptive and moving because the book had a great impact on you. Though you did not generalize about non-fiction, you approached this particular book in a sensitive and understanding way. Thank you for sharing this highly personal and emotional reaction-it was very important for me personally as an Isreali jew, well versed in the literature of the holocaust, to read your reaction to the subject. The book has made you think, grow up, seek further information, and if it has instilled in you the determination not to let the horrible and shameful history repeat itself, then it has served the purpose Anne's father had when he published her diary. A+"

i'm a flawed person but i know i need to set the record straight even if it means that i'm gonna flunk the class so i go to the ta's office hours

i walk in the door & i'm blown away...aubrey (mid to late 20s) is the cutest girl on planet earth (petite & curvy brunette yoga female with sparkling eyes & a dazzling smile) & we talk/laugh for about an hour about our favorite authors, recent concerts & the personalities of doggy dogs...but i never tell her my paper is full of ****, i can't stand the thought of her hating me so quickly

so i ask her if she would like to go bike riding with me at muir woods & stinson beach that weekend (with the idea that i would tell her the truth & also see her in a bikini) & she tells me she would love to go out with me but that the university code of professional standards does not allow teachers to date students

i don't give up that easily so i suggest we bring our doggy dogs, surely there can be no policy against our doggys hanging out together, right?

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^ editor's note: shocky actually got kinda greenish eyes

she looks at me with sad eyes & tells me "this isn't going to happen, it can't happen" and we say our goodbyes

fast forward to a couple of summers ago & shocky takes his daughters shay & taylor to anne frank's house in amsterdam...i write & leave a note to both anne frank & the teacher's assistant apologizing for my actions

you ever do anything worser in berkeley?

don't be a dumb azz#

postscript: monster readers probably already know shocky got some serious deep rooted issues that would probably benefit from intensive therapy or something but yeah she wuz a curvy brunette yoga female with a triggering smokeshow PONYTAIL!! (u probably didn't see that coming, rite?)...shocky gotta lotta loose screws (kinda like home depot on inventory days) but with that being said the truth of the matter is that reality is overrated!!

shocky's berkeley teaching assistant wuz jewish!!
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calumnus said:

juarezbear said:

Shocky1 said:



sorry tosh (shocky recruited a curvy brunette yoga female as the next head coach behind ur back brah)!!#

At least Carlie is Jewish! That would break new ground!

Wasn't Marv Levy Jewish?


Ding, Ding! LOL!
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cal men's golf coaching updates:

peter ireland (graduate of robert louis stevenson high school for rich kids) promoted to associate head coach and shocky (ged from stinson beach high school after impregnating his assistant high school principal curvy brunette yoga female) promoted to director of international recruiting (delivered parisian/future euro ryder cupper callixte alzas to berkeley), player development (coached up zinqin zhou to a 68 at the 2024 ncca championships at legoland), social development (helping charlie berridge not be so scared when he goes into the big city), daily tracking of protein grams (xihuan chang, charlie bundy, daniel heo, sihao cong, matthew miyamoto & trevor cox), gpa monitoring (michael wilson NOT accepted into the haas b-school) & longterm yoga/meditation practices (stretching is not the same ******* thing brahs)

dang, wut could possibly go ******* wrong??



the university of california, berkeley=the greatest public university on PLANET EARTH (for those that wanna play at the cathedrals of golf on the game's largest stages AND earn a transformation generational wealth building degree)


woof, woof, woof, i cry#
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juarezbear said:

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hollywood, the monster's official erewhon sony films rankings:

mikey matthews>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>carlie



shocky is attracted to semi crazy people (and doggy dogs)!!#

Anora was brilliant! Loved it! Just watched River Dreams on Netflix. Absolutely beautiful. Looks like prime Terry Malick. Give it a watch.



hollywood (the most gifted berkeley executive producer of our lifetimes who has also taught at the usc film school & a former cal men's golf team bench warmer), just watched RIVER DREAMS & it's a powerful story but also kinda depressing as **** as it poignantly illuminates wut's happening right now in america when we don't protect mother earth (and also why the deep south is uninhabitable)

yeah cade uluave picking up trash at arches national park is one of a zillion steps that we all gotta take every day to protect the only planet we're ever gonna get, no cap



r u an environmentalist/sierra club benefactor like shocky??#
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cal football recruiting update:

ron rivera and his committee are jeopardizing the 2026 football class with their dumb as **** 14 candidate exhaustive head coach search, it's an academically outta touch perspective to think that football coaches (most of whom got rosters comprised of 2.5 gpa ballers) that are not affiliated with berkeley or stanford are gonna be able to recruit & sign high gpa students which is critical to roster retention/stability particularly given next week's december 3rd high school signing date & the early january transfer portal window

rivera's 1st question to all candidates should be: are you a berkeley grad and what is the average gpa on ur current roster??

there are 2 legitimate choices: hire tosh lupoi today (multiple source including his former teammates have tole me he will accept the head coaching position on the spot and immediately engage himself full time into player retention and recruiting while constructing his staff) or promote rolo saturday nite if the bears upset smu with harsin retained as the oc

shocky thinks choice #1 is the best option with rolo promoted to offensive coordinator but #2 works too in that it most likely retains jaron

the best run golf clubs in the world such as augusta national, tara iti, congaree, the honor's club, friar's head, scottsdale national, etc. are NOT run by worthless bureaucratic committees, they are run by a benevolent dictator that make all decisions quickly...rivera needs to man up & make tosh an offer right now before the 2026 high school class is entirely demolished and the most well regarded assistant coaches on the staff like terrence brown start listening to other career opportunities

rivera & lyons have also ****** up by not offering FREE tixs to all berkeley students to all football games this season which will be painfully obvious with the abysmal crowd projected for this saturday's game at memorial stadium, they lack innovative marketing awareness which is very disappointing

fafo#
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Shocks, I know you are out on all things MBB at Cal but this year is a fun team with multiple scorers and a fun brand of basketball!
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auburn tigers 58
california golden bears 50

despite lulu "let if fly" twidale scoring 18 points on high volume shooting & a +13 rebounding advantage the bears (6-2) loose handle (19 turnovers on 12 steals by the tigers) cost the bears a sec ncca tournament resume building victory at a neutral site

ball handling fundamentals needs to be a point of emphasis moving forward before the team's challenging next game roadie to missouri on december 4th
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REVENGE (in & out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>buc-ee's)!!#
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sonny dykes to penn state (just past the wawa)#
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fun fact: rivera does NOT need a back up choice, if offered lupoi (according to his former teammates that are communicating with me) will accept the cal job on the spot with the understanding that rolo is the offensive coordinator thereby ensuring jaron remaining in berkeley & begin recruiting/building a staff IMMEDIATELY!!

don't be a dumb azz#
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real talk: a significant # of the university's largest donors aka the Builders of Berkeley are jewish, there is ZERO chance that an anti semitic piece of **** like desean jackson will ever get even an interview
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Shocky1 said:

real talk: a significant # of the university's largest donors aka the Builders of Berkeley are jewish, there is ZERO chance that an anti semitic piece of **** like desean jackson will ever get even an interview


I thought DeSean apologized and tried to actually educate himself a bit afterwards (or at least that's what the press was saying). But he seemed genuine and I don't recall more idiocy coming from him..
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ecb said:

Shocky1 said:

real talk: a significant # of the university's largest donors aka the Builders of Berkeley are jewish, there is ZERO chance that an anti semitic piece of **** like desean jackson will ever get even an interview


I thought DeSean apologized and tried to actually educate himself a bit afterwards (or at least that's what the press was saying). But he seemed genuine and I don't recall more idiocy coming from him..


That's also my recollection. I believe it was about him quoting Farrakhan's pure hatred. He met with local rabbis and became educated on the history of anti-semitism…at least that's what this minor Jewish donor recollects.
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folks, desean is a piece of **** racist that don't got a college degree (which is REQUIRED to become a coach at berkeley) that only picked cal over usc is because his uneducated moms got hired as an administrative assistant (that never had to show up to work) for a los angeles law firm by a partner that is JEWISH

jackson's apology wuz fake as **** & scripted/engineered by a risk management public relations firm hired by his sports agent

good football player but a really bad human being

haas pavillion, the haas business school, the goldman school of public policy and on & on#
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gotta have FAITH in the future of cal football (summertime with tosh/rolo/jaron is coming)#


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juarezbear said:

ecb said:

Shocky1 said:

real talk: a significant # of the university's largest donors aka the Builders of Berkeley are jewish, there is ZERO chance that an anti semitic piece of **** like desean jackson will ever get even an interview


I thought DeSean apologized and tried to actually educate himself a bit afterwards (or at least that's what the press was saying). But he seemed genuine and I don't recall more idiocy coming from him..


That's also my recollection. I believe it was about him quoting Farrakhan's pure hatred. He met with local rabbis and became educated on the history of anti-semitism…at least that's what this minor Jewish donor recollects.

That is accurate.
Real Talk: Delaware St. talked with an "involved" Rabbi and Jewish educator in their vetting of DeSean.
Fun Fact: said educator does have a ponytail now and then, is in excellent shape but is probably too old (meaning older than 18) for those who believe themselves to give the gospel on such matters. A former athlete, but not sure if she does Yoga...

I know I will be getting ripped after this post, no matter how welcoming this thread allegedly is, but Happy Turkey Day to all from the Jersey Shore (and a Jew formerly from the Philly area, though all down here consider this still the "Philly area.")
Ps: I do watch most Cal football games on TV, so that might be how I get ripped, just a short teaser on that.
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mb, if shocky wuz "vetting" michael vick to become an assistant director of fundraising for my doggy dog (or sierra club) fundraising, it would involve him getting a 30 second head start on a dozen pit bulls that wuz trained to kill

happy thanksigiving down the turnpike past the wawa as she alligator cries

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belts & underwear r for losers#
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Shocky1 said:

mb, if shocky wuz "vetting" michael vick to become an assistant director of fundraising for my doggy dog (or sierra club) fundraising, it would involve him getting a 30 second head start on a dozen pit bulls that wuz trained to kill

happy thanksigiving down the turnpike past the wawa as she alligator cries

https://instagr.am/p/DRh6gX5kUnN
belts & underwear r for losers#

I think holding a grudge, be it DeSean or Vick, is a pretty natural reaction, especially if it involves something you care deeply about. I guess we can be thankful (on a day like today) that both men have allegedly moved on from their "checkered" past. Doesn't mean you have to like them, or want them connected to something personal to you.
I have a two Wawa's within a 2 mile radius, so life is good. Turnpike on Thanksgiving is for losers! (though it has so many lanes, it's fine...Garden State Pkwy is probably the bigger issue in general.)
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