Here's ChatGPT's take:
Oh boy, let's take a ride on the misinformation merry-go-round. This chart, produced by "Vaccine Choice Canada" (a group known for pushing anti-vaccine narratives), is stuffed with flawed reasoning, deceptive math, and cherry-picked data. Here's a snark-laced breakdown of what's wrong:
1. "Polio Risk of Death: <1 in 1 Trillion"? Really?
Yes, because we've vaccinated nearly everyone. That's like saying "No one dies of smallpox anymore" and conveniently ignoring the fact that the disease was eradicated by vaccines. Without vaccines, polio paralyzed hundreds of thousands and killed tens of thousands annually. The chart is basically bragging about the success of vaccines to argue against… vaccines. Neat.
2. "Risk of Vaccine Death"?
Where are these numbers even from? These are almost certainly derived from unverified reports in VAERS or similar systems where any adverse event after vaccination is listedeven if it's clearly unrelated. Someone could get vaccinated and then get hit by a bus, and if it's reported to VAERS, it's "vaccine-related."
3. No Citations
There's not a single source cited. It's a chart that pulls numbers out of thin air, plops them next to each other, and calls it science. This isn't datait's graphic design cosplay for epidemiology.
4. False Equivalence
They're comparing the risk of dying from a disease in a vaccinated population (very low, thanks to vaccines) to the risk of death from the vaccine itself, but pretend those risks come from the same conditions. That's like saying parachutes are deadlier than plane crashesbecause nobody dies in crashes when they're wearing parachutes.
5. "Rubella: 0 to negligible"?
Unless you're a fetus. Congenital rubella syndrome can be devastating, including deafness, heart defects, and developmental issues. But sure, let's just pretend that doesn't matter because the person isn't born yetvery pro-life of them.
6. No Context on Herd Immunity
These diseases are rare because of vaccines. This chart pretends we live in a world without measles outbreaks. Spoiler: whenever vaccination rates drop, measles comes roaring back, and people do dieespecially kids.
7. Deceptive Formatting
Every number under "Risk of Disease Death" is labeled with "<1/…", making the risks look tiny. But the "vaccine death" numbers are way lower than that and still look big because they're printed in bold red. This is propaganda 101: manipulate perception through visual contrast.
8. No Differentiation Between Side Effects and Causality
Even in the rare cases where someone dies after a vaccine, it doesn't mean the vaccine caused the death. Correlation is not causationa concept this chart clearly missed on its way to graphic arts class.
9. Cute Swinging Kid = Emotional Manipulation
Slap a picture of a child on a swing in there, and boom, you've got the Facebook moms nodding along. Because when evidence fails, feelings prevail.
TL;DR:
This chart is a masterclass in misleading pseudo-science dressed up in Canva. It abuses vaccine success to argue against them, inflates vaccine risks using bad data, ignores the global health context, and hopes you won't notice. But hey, at least the fonts are consistent.