concordtom;842642869 said:

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+1

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that's why coach is consumed with keeping me further afar

Shocky1;842642887 said:

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that's why coach is consumed with keeping me further afar

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I am sure that you dominate the thoughts of coach most of his waking and sleeping hours...

Shocky1;842642887 said:

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that's why coach is consumed with keeping me further afar

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Vanity, thy name is Shocky!

south bender;842642939 said:

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I am sure that you dominate the thoughts of coach most of his waking and sleeping hours...

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agreed

coach, did you know that colorado went on a +20 run when you iced jaylen brown after his 2nd foul?

game over



don't be a stubborn dumb azz#

Thank you

we're approaching another huge gameday turnout of true california golden bears for the stanford battle this saturday at 1:00 pm at haas pavilion

nobody got any excuses to not be there unless you're playing in the super bowl...if you haven't been to haas pavilion this season, just take the mid morning ferry ride from your leper island colony to berkeley, ok?...trust me, it will be fun screaming your hearts out

anyways as part of my ticket selling responsibilities (in addition to personally recruiting them diamonds ivan & jaylen along with schematic strategies re: entry/lob passes) i'm gonna personally be handing out posters of curvy brunette yoga females to all fans that go on calbears.com & buy the remaining tix(s)

yeah, and i'll even sign them too




let's do this (screaming from the rooftops)#

any cal fans buying 10+ tixs at calbears.com to the stanford battle this saturday at 1:00 pm at haas pavilion will also receive a $50 gift card to lulu lemon from the shockster



the gold standard (selling out haas)#:cheer

Shocky1;842642972 said:

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we're approaching another huge gameday turnout of true california golden bears for the stanford battle this saturday at 1:00 pm at haas pavilion

nobody got any excuses to not be there unless you're playing in the super bowl...if you haven't been to haas pavilion this season, just take the mid morning ferry ride from your leper island colony to berkeley, ok?...trust me, it will be fun screaming your hearts out

anyways as part of my ticket selling responsibilities (in addition to personally recruiting them diamonds ivan & jaylen along with schematic strategies re: entry/lob passes) i'm gonna personally be handing out posters of curvy brunette yoga females to all fans that go on calbears.com & buy the remaining tix(s)

yeah, and i'll even sign them too




let's do this (screaming from the rooftops)#

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Gonna participate in the stripe out with me too right

Shocky1;842641665 said:

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2017 cal commit sharpshooter jemarl baker & true student athlete with a 3.6 gpa last semester scored 19 points in limited playing time as the roosevelt mustangs (18-5) galloped 83-42 by the norco cougars




cal's touch the sky class (2017)#

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ecb;842643024 said:

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Gonna participate in the stripe out with me too right

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i dunno maybe




shocky is a non conforming mutt#

BearBackerinLA;842643033 said:

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2017 cal commit jemarl baker scored 20 points as the roosevelt mustangs (18-6) were corralled 73-60 by the uber talented corona centennial huskies

there are very few shooters in high school basketball in the united state of america that can shoot with the fatal accuracy of baker

yeah, the cal staff's nickname for jemarl is "creasy jr"



man on fire (jordan mathews style)#

[video=youtube;nzrCHXyUBzU][/video]

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

50 year decisons#

[SIZE=5]5 home games left[/SIZE]

Shocky1;842642887 said:

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that's why coach is consumed with keeping me further afar

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I confess, I was watching a clip of the recent court storming over and over, and I was like, "where's shocky, where's he running to? Oh, crap - look at that! The security officer ran IMMEDIATELY right after him and chased him off the court! OMG, this is so hilarious, they must have been targeting him from the get go to get him outa there..."
Then, after the 10th viewing, I figured it out that he actually ran right past you all the way to the far tunnel, while you remained in the middle. I must admit I was a bit bummed at realizing that the guy in white ahead of the security guy was not you after all. It would have been hella funny to see your azz get chased off center court, ha ha ha ha....

Next time, however, rather than just chest bumping some kiddos and then slowly retaking your place amongst us old guys, I wanna see you whip out your smartphone and start up with the selfy video! Then you gotta post the mosh pit scene here on BI.

HoopDreams;842643098 said:

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[SIZE=5]5 home games left[/SIZE]

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I'm thinking that Mathews is my favorite Bear, and I'm gonna stalk him for some autographs and a photo that I can post on my wall.
Gosh, I've never been a groupie like that. Perhaps when he breaks the all-time 3 pointers record, I can get the game ball, have him autograph it, and then get a photo with him.
He can keep the final ball a few games after that which establishes the new record to beat. Of course, that might be hard to come by, because it's gonna be in the Final Four.

Net net: I'd hire Jordan Mathews!

"be great or be forgotten"

-jaylen brown, noted philosopher from atlanta

Shocky1;842643140 said:

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"be great or be forgotten"

-jaylen brown, noted philosopher from atlanta

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Gosh, sounds like a great motto, but I dare say, there's not a lot of room for being human in that approach.
Be careful there...

[SIZE=5]do you have your tixs for this Saturday's game vs Stanford?[/SIZE]

http://www.calbears.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=209426747&DB_OEM_ID=30100

Not only do I have my tickets but was trying to buy one for a friend an inadvertently bough a ticket to the womens game. Stub Hub says "sorry charlie. You can try to resell it. "

oskidunker;842643484 said:

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Not only do I have my tickets but was trying to buy one for a friend an inadvertently bough a ticket to the womens game. Stub Hub says "sorry charlie. You can try to resell it. "

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the 1st clue for your buddy should've been the cost of the ticket, there are still pretty good seats directly available at calbears.com for this saturday's stanford battle

what up, sherlock?#

Yeah,when I saw row 8 in section 1 i thought I better get this asap. Too much enthusiasm.

[SIZE=5]stripe out[/SIZE]
is this going to work?

oskidunker;842643576 said:

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Yeah,when I saw row 8 in section 1 i thought I better get this asap. Too much enthusiasm.

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so i graduated from the haas undergraduate biz school & living/working in san francisco when in my 1st year out of cal that i went on a biz trip to nyc & boston

there's an evening ballgame at fenway pahk so i go talk **** with some chowdahead scalpers to work a deal outside of the stadium...the deal is worked & i got a great seat kinda behind home plate down the 1st baseline, let's be real here, the shockster is a great negotiator, he's that ****in' guy

so imagine the look on my face when my view of the field was this view (below)


the skeeze sold me a ticket which is clearly marked "obstructed view seat" on the back, of course, the way he showed me the ticket during our negotiations that wasn't clear to me

anyways i'm a glass half full kinda guy & ended up getting a inside tour of beantown from a townie afterwards (she banged out of work the next morning), think she was a sox addict




unobstructed views#

shocky, if the monster thread goes on long enough, we will be hearing about your childhood in East LA next!

Shocky1;842643662 said:

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so i graduated from the haas undergraduate biz school & living/working in san francisco when in my 1st year out of cal that i went on a biz trip to nyc & boston

there's an evening ballgame at fenway pahk so i go talk **** with some chowdahead scalpers to work a deal outside of the stadium...the deal is worked & i got a great seat kinda behind home plate down the 1st baseline, let's be real here, the shockster is a great negotiator, he's that ****in' guy

so imagine the look on my face when my view of the field was this view (below)


the skeeze sold me a ticket which is clearly marked "obstructed view seat" on the back, of course, the way he showed me the ticket during our negotiations that wasn't clear to me

anyways i'm a glass half full kinda guy & ended up getting a inside tour of beantown from a townie afterwards (she banged out of work the next morning), think she was a sox addict




unobstructed views#

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HoopDreams;842643669 said:

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shocky, if the monster thread goes on long enough, we will be hearing about your childhood in East LA next!

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East L.A., man . . .

Shocky1;842640572 said:

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coach martin has offered combo guard (can play the 1 & 2) 6'4" 188 lbs don coleman, a freshman at lawson state junior college (birmingham, alabama) as part of cal's howlin' at the moon class (2016) with t-man

don has grown several inches after not being heavily recruited at butler high school (23.3 ppg) in augusta, georgia...yeah, the shockster has played 12 rounds at that pretty good course in his hometown...coleman originally made a commitment out of high school to florida atlantic but wisely decided to see if he could emerge as a prospect on a larger stage


https://vimeo.com/144524898

coleman is currently averaging 18.3 ppg including a lethal 42.9% on 3 pointers, a dazzling 82.2% on free throws, a physical 5.2 rebounds per game & 6.52 assists per game at lawson state

don got a 3.1 gpa last semester & was a full qualifier out of high school, he's got 3 years of eligibility

coleman is talking a lot with his lead recruiter coach webster (they've been building a strong relationship the last few months), not sure if tracy is gonna teach him how to dance but if that happens, watch out...he hopes to visit cal on an official visit after his season ends & make a final collegiate decision in march

don coleman got length, an active motor along with quickness, a sweet shooting stroke, a tough defensive mindset & most importantly got academic ambition...please note that this video is 2 years old & doesn't reflect his current height and/or skills imporvement

[video=youtube;18yJJo1MICM][/video]

yeah, he might not be the last guy since jaylen (played with dc during a camp in high school) & shareef took a midnite train from georgia with a braves cap out to the west coast & fell in the california sun

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including georgia)

50 year decision#

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don coleman's progression:

freshman (butler high school): 7.8 ppg
sophmore (butler high school): 24.0 ppg
junior (butler high school): 24.5 ppg
senior (butler high school): 23.3 ppg
freshman (lawson state junior college): 18.3 ppg

mikecohen;842643710 said:

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East L.A., man . . .

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miguel, me gustara ser crec en el este de los angeles

Shocky1;842643736 said:

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miguel, me gustara ser crec en el este de los angeles

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I have the fondest memories of being a jazz musician growing up in L. A., and playing in all parts of town, and dating a girl in East L. A. whose brother was a sensational drummer who was in my trio playing live on a jazz show for an hour on KPFA, and also playing gigs at Pomona College. Amazing the music that was going on in L. A. at the time, and the places it was occurring: South Central (of course), South Pasadena, the Valley, Venice, Duarte, Hollywood, Hermosa Beach . . .

mikecohen;842643747 said:

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I have the fondest memories of being a jazz musician growing up in L. A., and playing in all parts of town, and dating a girl in East L. A. whose brother was a sensational drummer who was in my trio playing live on a jazz show for an hour on KPFA, and also playing gigs at Pomona College. Amazing the music that was going on in L. A. at the time, and the places it was occurring: South Central (of course), South Pasadena, the Valley, Venice, Duarte, Hollywood, Hermosa Beach . . .

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yo comprende, miguel

washington state (9-13/1-9) plays arizona (18-5/6-4) tough 79-64 in pullman despite wildcat ryan anderson's 31 points

asu (12-11/2-8) scares washington (15-7/7-3) 95-83 in overtime but can't do the deal in seattle in a game with 75 free throws, if you don't attack the basketball you're gonna lose the free throw battle every time

virginia (18-4) tells boston college they're bitch ugly 61-47 despite former cal commit idrissa diallo going off for 2 points...yeah, iddy wants to be a stretch 4 like solo, good luck with that buddy

HoopDreams;842643659 said:

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[SIZE=5]stripe out[/SIZE]
is this going to work?

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We were laughing about this at the last game: Sections 1 and 3 are going to rock... because the chair back seats are blue! Problem is, section 2 is gonna look pretty blue, too. Marketing ought to give every SEAT in section 2 a free gold shirt... put it on the chair back as if it were a mannequin.

I'm in #10: I'll have to remind myself to wear blue. Shouldn't need to tie a string around my finger or anything, since blue is kinda my preferred color to wear to freaking Cal games!

[SIZE=5]cool commitment video...[/SIZE]

[video=youtube;IRS76LKtwEk][/video]

[SIZE=5]but not as good as this commitment video...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000CD"]http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2424055-2-overall-recruit-jaylen-brown-uses-epic-trailer-to-show-off-top-8-schools[/COLOR][/SIZE]

ivan, cal is 2nd to last in the pac 12 in assists (12.8 apg), only stanford is worser (11.6 apg)

your teammates hesitate too long to deliver the rock to you when you flash open low in the paint & they clearly don't understand the universal basketball sign language that when you point upwards with your finger/hand pointing upwards that you want a lob pass

hopefully the cal staff is making this a point of emphasis during this week's practices, this has been a problem since the australia trip that really hasn't been solved

but you could help matters if you would set up your biz office lower in the paint/closer to the basket and also be a lot more vocal in demanding the ball...watching/listening to you at the stanford game at maples from behind the basket you were too mute, your teammates need to know verbally & loudly know exactly when you want the ******* basketball, ok?

young ivee, if you want more touches against stanford in spots where you can do serious & permanent damage to the cards you gotta impose your will & ******* scream for the ball, ok?...you need to loudly express yourself like your boy meek mill, ok?...are you tired of losing?...great players don't passively wait around for **** to happen, they make it happen...let's hear you roar for the ball this saturday

and yeah, i'm gonna be giving verbal encouragement to your dumb azz teammates to pass the ball to you too this saturday, i'm all in on this issue that is preventing the bears from reaching their potential

let's do this

+1 Shockster. I don't care if they have some more TOs forcing the rock into Ivan if it means less dumb TOs up top. Feed Ivee early and often. First half is over boys, time to get on a run (if SCT Jr. is too sick for rugby this weekend flying up for the day)