Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am fine.

Thank you for reviewing in depth my strategic academic repositioning gameplan for the University of Nevada Las Vegas. Your sage suggestion that we consider not allowing escort agencies to come on campus and setting up information booths during the spring UNLV Career Job Fair is one I'm taking a hard look at acting upon during the upcoming 2016 school year.

I am also forming an academic evaluation committee that will closely study your recommendations that we offer Parking Valet & Gaming Slot Machines Repair as future majors, we are 100% committed to preparing our UNLV students for the challenges of the 21st century. At the same time, we must be realistic and continue to offer our highly popular Exotic Pole Dancing major due to market demands.

Although I can't publicly agree with you for obvious reasons in my current professional capacity, I wholeheartedly embrace your often repeated and brilliantly insightful thesis that highly attractive brunette females from academically mediocre schools seek out Cal, Stanford and Ivy League grads as future boyfriends and husbands.

Shocky, this leads me to my simple request: Would you please introduce Jordan Cornish to my daughter Aurielle?


Please convey to Mr. Cornish that Aurielle (pictured below) is a recent honor role graduate of UNLV in our well regarded Horse Track Racing Transportation major, that she is very cheerful and loves all animals. Jordan likes bareback horse riding, right Shocky?

Best regards,

Dean Wormer
University of Nevada Las Vegas



the university of nevada las vegas=#1 ranked academic institution (way ahead of tiffani's school of cosmetology) in clark county

the donut boy of tucson is not considered a player's coach, the nation's #1 ranked player in the 2016 josh jackson from prolific prep is committing to kansas despite arizona being his leader prior to this season

bad karma from running up the score against cal in tucson in 2015 & his non stop yelling at both his players & the refs is piling up, unless he develops a dedicated yoga & meditation practice like jaylen brown & the shockster he is done



tucson is a dump#

[video=youtube;jj_17K02PkY][/video]

Shocky1;842600638 said:

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jaylen, let's have a yoga head stand competition & then meditate together afterwards on april 28th, ok?...taylor can be the judge

r u really gonna put atlanta on the map?




fell in the sun#

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warning: do not watch this video is you have any heart or health issues...not sure why this video don't include any of jb's pac 12 leading charges this season, nobody better at running people over while out of control & getting the offensive charging foul than my man jaylen
[video=youtube;9JDmURnfvck][/video]

[SIZE=5]right before you signed with UNLV, you might have watched Cal beat UNLV in the NCAA tournament
maybe you were impressed with Cal (with Tyrone Wallace) and that played into you ultimately transferring to Cal
(that and your relationship with Coach Martin)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=6]welcome to the fam [COLOR="#000080"]Jordan Cornish[/COLOR][/SIZE]

nicholas robinson will publicly announce his college selection this wednesday between cal & st josephs

[SIZE=5]what he said ...[/SIZE]

it's awesome to see t-wall working with coach christopher in the link below without a soft cast on his hand, nobody battles adversity & relentlessly keeps grinding:
https://twitter.com/nicodemus_c

linked below is a scouting evaluation from the draftexpress...in speaking with scouts from more than half the nba teams during the hour before game warm ups at haas pavilion & on the road this season (it's easy to do as scouts like to slide down to floor seats to get a better view of guys before moving back to press level mid arena game seating), there are certain teams like the la clippers that think wallace could potentially be a good fit for their organizations

my respect for tyrone & his high character & his academic values extends far beyond all the heroics he's provided us playing basketball on a basketball court with a basketball, his upcoming graduation from the #1 ranked public university in the world will be a beautiful day in nor cal with happy tears from bakersfield to berkeley

make no mistake about, t-wall is ******* unbreakable

http://www.draftexpress.com/article/Tyrone-Wallace-Updated-NBA-Draft-Scouting-Report-5422/

Shocky1;842635315 said:

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cal recruiting high priority target top 50 player in the 2017 class 6'7" 220 lbs ira lee is now playing for the elite prolific team in napa




cal's touch the sky class (2017)#

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ira lee is looking to wrap up his college recruitment with a decision early this summer, he will not be playing for the oakland soldiers again this summer

lee will likely take an official visit to arizona in may & local usc will also receive consideration along with cal...the cal staff that has been on ira the longest & the bears can offer the most potential playing time (based upon roster analysis at the 4) in 2017 along the strongest academics

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including so cal)

Shocky1;842676335 said:

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the donut boy of tucson is not considered a player's coach, the nation's #1 ranked player in the 2016 josh jackson from prolific prep is committing to kansas despite arizona being his leader prior to this season

bad karma from running up the score against cal in tucson in 2015 & his non stop yelling at both his players & the refs is piling up, unless he develops a dedicated yoga & meditation practice like jaylen brown & the shockster he is done



tucson is a dump#

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For what it's worth, I have seen Josh Jackson play in person and I would take Jaylen Brown over him in a heartbeat:

Like Jaylen, Josh can jump through the roof and like Jaylen his jumpshot appears very spotty. However the release point on Jackson's jumper appears to be very low and out in front and I can see him having lots of trouble getting off his shot and making it.

In addition Jackson has a slight build, probably weighing at least 25 lbs less than Brown and so it will be interesting to see if he is strong enough yet to make an impact.

nv, did you see the donut boy of tucson at josh jackson's game?...he's kinda hard to miss



tuscon is a dump#

Shocky1;842676541 said:

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nv, did you see the donut boy of tucson at josh jackson's game?...he's kinda hard to miss



tuscon is a dump#

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Nope on the Doughnut Boy but Tom Izzo was there. Unfortunately Ira Lee was injured and did not play that night. But my friend who houses a Prolific Prep player was impressed with Ira. Said he joined the team mid-year and played with energy and was a good kid.

I did see the Canadian combo guard playna bit but he didnt show much during the time I was able to watch.

nv, taylor's take (she's a foodie) is that the donut boy of tucson missed the game because he got a tasty deluxe variety pastry box at bouchon bakery & suffered a sugar crash after indulging in too many parisian macarons filled with rich buttercream & house made raspberry jam



best bakery in california (tuscon is a dump)#

Man...where are the bacon and custard maple bars?

joe yaks;842676563 said:

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Man...where are the bacon and custard maple bars?

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joe, trust me, voodoo donuts got that late nite craving covered, there are no flat stomachs in line, none at all (it kinda looks like a rivals cal gathering of fat azzs on leper island)

fyi, coach christopher hates the direction of this non healthy culinary conversation

happy birthday, marco harris

marco is the director of basketball operations & is responsible for the budget, scheduling (he will be on my **** list if he books our bears to play in st marys tiny crack house in moraga), community outreach & perhaps most importantly, academic progress for our true student athletes

harris is a dynamic organizer who plans to make sure our players on our track to graduate with ideally lite senior class loads so they can also focus on nba workouts & combines, t-wall is a product of these efforts...he once told me "men take care of their business" & that's really the mantra as much as anything of the cal basketball program

yeah marco & coach martin grew up together in east st louis back in the day, them guys are truly connected at the hip, would not be surprised if they don't call/text each other all nite long, kinda feel sorry for roberta




the wing man#

Shocky1;842544115 said:

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who is the earliest morning riser within the cal basketball program?

that would be marcus green, the assistant director of basketball operation...the high energy/good energy dude eats breakfast with the guys at the training table every morning, serves as a big bro on a lot of topics from school to girls & is a relentless class checker to ensure everybody is where they gotta be in addition to his operational support of the director of basketball operations marco harris


marcus grew up in the chicago area, was a 4 year letterman & 2 time team captain at purdue along with graduating with a degree in organizational leadership & supervision and later played professionally in buenos aires, argentina which has got a lot of curvy brunette yoga females


there's an app named waze which provides info in real time the location of police officers & traffic accidents...a couple of the bears told me that they got a code name for marcus that they text to each other when green is on the prowl


moms of prospective recruits gotta feel reassured that their sons are in good hands with marcus green keeping an eye on everything...let's be real here, coach martin is usually sleeping while marcus roams berkeley before the dawn every morning



this is cal basketball#

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it is expected that marcus green will receive serious consideration for the open cal assistant coaching position...with coach webster working with the guards & coach jones focused on bigs development, the ideal candidate for this position would be a relentless recruiter that can build relationships with prospective student athletes & their families & coaches, somebody who will tirelessly attend 200+ aau games every summer & text recruits when ncca permissible around the clock

i observed this season that marcus is an intense guy (love how he yells for the bears to "squat" when we need a defensive stop, getting in a strong low defensive posture instead of standing upright like jaylen) that connects well with people in a sincere way...both green & mitch elkins did a great job of breaking down opponent's film & calling out opponent's offensive sets to coach martin & the coaches during games

there will hopefully be a nationwide basis search with communication with former bears lou richie (originally offered this position before yann hufnagel when coach martin was hired), theo robertson (interviewed with coach martin last time before accepting the golden state position), justin labagh (the winningiest head coach in the history of college basketball at city college of san francisco), richard midgley & dennis gates...those currently on the staff & former cal basketball players have a huge advantage in fully understanding the academic realities of the #1 public university in the world & selling the cal degree/experience in a family environment in the diverse & beautiful san francisco bay area to true student athletes that are mentally ambitious

in the last couple of years thanks to the dedicated efforts of true insiders like califortunate the assistant coach salary packages have been significantly upgraded, hufnagel earned almost $200k...this is a very attractive opening that should attract elite candidates

let's do this (hire somebody who bleeds blue & gold 24/7)#

Where is Leon Powe these days?
What's he doing?

Shocky1;842676347 said:

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nicholas robinson will publicly announce his college selection this wednesday between cal & st josephs

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congrats to nicholas robinson on his commitment to st josephs

Shocky1;842671144 said:

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tyson jolly's prep school grades are no better than his high school grades, he would've still been a borderline cal admissions applicant with his test scores

gonna wish t-man nothing but best wishes as he moves forward as a student athlete

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congrats to t-man on his commitment to baylor & good luck to his future success both in the classrooms & on the basketball court in waco

gotta love a young man who is dedicated to taking care of moms

Who can help me with the chronology of the "titles" of recent classes:

2013: Monster Class (Bird, Mathews, Singer, Moute, Rooks)
2014: "__________" (Kingsley, Chauca)
2015: "__________" (Rabb, Brown, Davis)
2016: "__________" (no hs seniors, none. transfers Coleman and Cornell)
2017: "__________" (Jamarl, Hickman-after a 5th prep year)

And how many verbal recruits have bailed on us during this time?
I'm not worried about missing out to other schools - that's gonna happen when you're in the game. But folks that change their mind or can't qualify -- ouch.

connor letourneau's coverage of the cal basketball program is comical in that he doesn't know which recruits have actionable offers or not, he doesn't know who the lead recruiters are on the staff for those recruits, he doesn't realize when he's being played by those with an agenda with respects to coach martin & georgia tech & he's insistent upon bringing up cal's former assistant coach into every article

don't be a dumb azz#

cal's monster class (2013)
cal's doses and mimosas class (2014)
cal's diamonds are forever class (2015)
cal's howllin' at the moon class (2016)
cal's touch the sky class (2017)
cal's started at the bottom class (2018)

[SIZE=6]mamba day[/SIZE]

concordtom;842676621 said:

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Where is Leon Powe these days?
What's he doing?

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leon powe is a community ambassador for the boston celtics front home & still attends a game every now & then at haas pavillion, he is truly a remarkable individual (you're gonna mist up if you watch this video carefully)

[video=youtube;gunuRcWWlRM][/video]

but leon powe is not qualified to become a cal assistant basketball coach, he don't got his cal degree yet

when i think of heartbreaking cal losses, i don't recall the dagger to the heart moneyballs that resulted in my california golden bears losing in tucson & charlottesville with me screaming from behind the bench, those are just basketball games...when i think of heartbreaking cal losses my mind 1st goes to guys like leon powe, patrick christopher, richard solomon & justin cobbs not finishing the work necessary for a degree to the #1 ranked public university in the world...as a wise man once told me, "men take care of their business"

yeah, there's never any shame is competing & losing a basketball game...but it's a tragedy when a smart student athlete is a college drop out, their futures are severely limited at that point...and that's ******* unacceptable



mentally limitless#

formed cal silent commit (mined by john montgomery & firmed up by mike, gregg gottlieb & travis decuire) jakop poeltl will enter the 2016 nba draft & hire an agent


jakob (far left, wearing the backwards cal lid) is pictured above in the 1st row with the good looking montgomery women, sarah & my partner in bears crowd noise, anne

after deciding to return for a 2nd season in salt lake city, special k & his staff gave poeltl a detailed checklist of things to improve upon, he's marked off all of those items now & the reigning pac 12 mvp will likely be a lottery pick that is ready to successfully compete in the nba along with becoming the 1st player ever from austria to play in the league

golden state warriors, baby...who knew that future sometimes do the hang at sammy "the gym rat" singer's house in miami?

shocky can't count (don't be a dumb azz)#

[SIZE=6]yes, history was made tonight[/SIZE]

Shocky1;842676877 said:

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shocky can't count (don't be a dumb azz)#

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Well we know you can't count. So if we ever play, I want strokes, lots of them!

NVGolfingBear;842676924 said:

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Well we know you can't count. So if we ever play, I want strokes, lots of them!

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If you don't have to count as far as 73 you're doing all right.

stu;842676931 said:

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If you don't have to count as far as 73 you're doing all right.

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See, that's why I want strokes, lots of them!

Records are made and broken. That's just the way it is.

Are the W's the best NBA team ever? Can't say, but they certainly established the best season win record. They are most excellent and their flow is very fun to watch...except for the TO's, the missed FT's and the power dunk bricks.

Congratulations to the W's and their fans, and now win the playoffs. Repeat!

HoopDreams;842676888 said:

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[SIZE=6]yes, history was made tonight[/SIZE]

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Did little Kerr get his Bear teammates into Oracle last night?