Hey Shocky,
I just remembered! I think you made a promise some months ago to go all out Robin Ficker on Coach Alford today at this matchup in Haas. Unlike Ficker, who sat behind the Washington Bullets opponents bench, you are directly across, and so you and Coach can look each other square in the eye when doing it! Don't use "it would embarrass Taylor" as an excuse not to. I expect her to get in on it, in fact. Maybe she can arrange for some VICTORIA-like stunt to distract Bryce. Bat those big ASU-daughter eyelashes his way? Maybe she can ditch the boots and skirt and simply don a trench coat and do like that Duke dude did once, the thong flasher!
Or, maybe, just maybe, Steve will send Bryce over to hard retrieve a loose ball in your lap, in which case you should be prepared to defend yourself with a knee to the crotch.
Enjoy the game!
Here's another plan, beyond USF to think about Taylor. Go to a california community college for 2 yrs, get straight a's and bust ass to get yourself into Bezerkely as a California resident JC transfer. I hear it's easier than straight out of hs. This way, you can not only continue the family tradition, but avoid the freshman drinking idiocy that plagues so many 18 yr olds in the dorms. And since everyone needs a masters to get by now anyways, you can stay at Cal for 4 yrs as a grad student to get the full experience. How about foothill college on the peninsula? Then you can get acquainted with silicon valley -though I know not what career you want afterwards...
But for tonight, slay the alfords! Not literally, of course. This is a violence free message board. Even Robin Ficker believed in non violent heckling. Check him out to get a few ideas!