cal's monster offensive line

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:45p, 1/19/23
Shocky1 said:
Jeff82 said:

By the way, I agree with you that it was probably a misfire for Brandon to move from the Valley of the Sun to North Carolina. Pros need to be able to practice with other pros, which means they should be in Orlando, Jupiter, Dallas or Scottsdale. By the way, if you haven't seen it, Homa's match on You Tube against Bob Does Sports at Troon North is a hoot. He plays the scramble ball of three guys, finally closes them out on 17, and then lips out a putt for 59 on 18. That's why I love Max, because he gets off on playing anywhere, anytime, with almost anybody.
jeff, brandon hagy shot today a 3 under par 69 despite a double bogey 7 on the par 5 finishing hole to start his 2023 korn ferry tour season with a very solid tie 7 under tie for 14th performance, if he can keep the tee ball in play on par 5s brandon is gonna contend in the next week or two

and thx for the max homa video, that wuz so much fun to watch while literally laughing out loud while they play on the other side of pinnacle peak from my home...homa is gonna contend for a major championship in 2023, write it down baby



warning to the censor: homa says potty potty bad words on almost every hole, this is unacceptable behavior from not only a berkeley grad but well basically anyone...max is a bad boy, no max, ur a bad boy go outside when ur a bad boy


I got drawn in to watching the first 5 holes of this last night. It was fun!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:13p, 1/19/23
Shocky1 said:
cal's monster offensive line official visitor update:

current memphis commit 6'5" 295 lbs left tackle judea "juju" milon from tyler junior college & originally shoemaker high school in killeen (north of austin) texas is gonna officially visit berkeley this weekend


other actionable offers during the last week include byu, unlv & cincinnati along with earlier in the season interest from kansas, missouri & washington state

juju got 2 years of eligibility & wuz a 1st team all conference selection this season

watching his video milon got quick feet & gets to the 2nd level, that's something that didn't happen very often this season by the bears tackles in berkeley



50 year decision (life after football)#

the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states (where is memphis in the forbes rankings?)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:24p, 1/19/23
Shocky1 said:

tequila, anybody on the cal golf team can tee it up at cypress point or alternatively u can just park ur car on the side of road off 17 mile drive by the small white picket fence anytime after 6:00 pm & take a 9 iron & a ball or two out to the par 3 15th hole, zero green fees

just tell the yellow jacketed security that shocky tole u that u could storm the point#
First time I played Cypress I birdied the first and parred the the 16th!! Great day.
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In reply to UrsineMaximus • 7:35p, 1/19/23
UrsineMaximus said:

First time I played Cypress I birdied the first and parred the the 16th!! Great day.
show off, 1st time i played cypress point i didn't realize that they don't let sponsored (but unaccompanied by a member) guests hit warm up balls on the range during "rush hour" (7:00-8:00 am) & barely line drived it over the hedge in front of the 1st tee...sponsored guests are also not allowed to dine in the clubhouse for lunch afterwards

taco bell combo meal#

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7:38p, 1/19/23
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which college is ranked #307 in the nation in 3 point shooting?
https://www.ncaa.com/stats/basketball-men/d1/current/team/152/p7

hurts like hell (shocky tryna do a handstand)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:44p, 1/19/23
Shocky1 said:
econ, not overly surprised by o-line recruiting right now given that coach bloesch needs a little time to develop his west coast high gpa pipeline

coach wilcox said on national signing date that mike got nationwide recruiting connections, that may or may not be true (it probably isn't) as 15 of his 17 offensive linemen on the north texas roster last season were from the great state of texas
https://meangreensports.com/sports/football/roster/2022

so this is gonna take a little time to get rolling but passionate people like bloesch will find a way to get it done

we got 2 new 2023 scholly o-line guys in 6'8" nick morrow (who got more footspeed than any other guy in the o-line room) & uber athletic frederick williams (who could also play defensive line) but both guys need to put on significant weight to compete for playing time but if they got that intensity/work ethic they both gotta lotta upside

the biggest mistake the staff could do right now is panic & bring in unathletic guys who will never see the field & tie up precious schollys for multiple years

last season the o-line room had 14 schollys, that needs to be rightsized to 16

ben coleman & spencer lovell (who wuz a granite statue that could not play in space) are gone to be replaced by nick morrow & frederick williams

the really exciting aspect of coach bloesch is his track record of developing offensive linemen at both north texas & tulsa prior to that and that's 100% what we need with cal's monster offensive line during winter conditioning & then 2023 spring ball

also think coach bloesch is gonna be a very positive influence upon future head coach in waiting mike saffell

and while the monster likes to poke fun at mike's texas roots, he is not a dumb azz, this guy got an undergraduate degree from houston in the academically challenging major of kinesiology & then a masters degree in education administration (which means he's already more qualified than cal's current con artist but andrew mcgraw is the monster's already picked next athletic director in berkeley)

https://instagr.am/p/CAG3zQkD_eL


Thanks Shock - makes sense. I never expect freshman to make an impact especially on o-line but am hoping we have some redshirt freshman who are now ready to block our dope RBs.

It's too bad the new o-line coach has a very narrow recruiting net but if he was going to have a narrow net, I'm glad that it is in Texas.

We were one o-line away from something special.
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In reply to Rtkbear • 8:00p, 1/19/23
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and he's got great hair.
rkt, let's keep in mind that there's a difference between good hair (tyler jensen) & the berkeley grad in this foto (the curvy brunette yoga female not the horse, don't be a dumb azz, horses don't go to college)...but u get points for trying

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9:44p, 1/19/23


the magic of cal football (includes those from different walks of life experiencing the berkeley campus & all it has to offer to those that are innately curious about the world)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:47p, 1/19/23
Shocky1 said:

coach toler (with official authorization from both doechii & the monster and notarized certification from koream bear) has extended an offer to junior college all american wide receiver 6'5" 210 lbs marquis montgomery from snow college who is originally from kapolei hawaii

marquis plays with starling like height & length with an instinctive ability to make **** happen with yards after catches, montgomery is a threat with the ball in his hands brah



the staff is working relentlessly to get marquis to berkeley for an official visit, what time is benji's poly cookout?

one thing is for sure, mm is not gonna double sport it, he's no jaylen brown but then again its tuf for an islander to thaw out in cold as **** utah, got it?


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a degree that can be the path to buying a shoreline mansion in diamond head with or without football)

question of the universe, why would anybody wanna live somewhere that's freezing azz???
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10:11p, 1/19/23
what is arguably the most MONSTER defensive smackdown in the history of college recruiting videos?

WATCH the 1st play of this video, this **** is getting live



coach browning has extended an offer to 6'5" 290 lbs defensive end michael nwokocha from tyler junior college (his teammate offensive tackle judea milon is taking an official visit to berkeley this weekend) & lake highlands high school in dallas

michael runs a reported unreal 4.76 40 & is a full qualifier with 4 years to play 3 years of remaining eligibility as a spring grad with offers from many of the major football factories but only one offer from the #1 ranked public university in the world
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10:41p, 1/19/23

the staff has extended an offer to 6'4" 240 lbs apex predator (a destructive 12 sacks this season) edge defender jefferson adams from hocking junior college in ohio & originally ypsilanti michigan

jefferson is of nigerian descent with a 3.0 gpa, a 6'10" wingspan & got 3 years to play seasons as a spring grad

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked unforgettable public university in the world (including africa)


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10:54p, 1/19/23

I'd like to see us get some of these guys. Hey guys, come to Cal: It's awesome! Go Bears!

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(and I keep comin' back)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:36a, 1/20/23
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:

coach toler (with official authorization from both doechii & the monster and notarized certification from koream bear) has extended an offer to junior college all american wide receiver 6'5" 210 lbs marquis montgomery from snow college who is originally from kapolei hawaii

marquis plays with starling like height & length with an instinctive ability to make **** happen with yards after catches, montgomery is a threat with the ball in his hands brah



the staff is working relentlessly to get marquis to berkeley for an official visit, what time is benji's poly cookout?

one thing is for sure, mm is not gonna double sport it, he's no jaylen brown but then again its tuf for an islander to thaw out in cold as **** utah, got it?


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a degree that can be the path to buying a shoreline mansion in diamond head with or without football)

question of the universe, why would anybody wanna live somewhere that's freezing azz???
I think Montgomery has tentatively scheduled a visit for Jan 27. That is the last weekend of OVs before the Feb 1 late signing date. If he comes the Bears have a decent shot IMO. But he is a highly coveted JC player so there will be lots of programs pushing to get that last visit.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:48a, 1/20/23
Shocky1 said:
major monster quarterback recruiting update:

the bears will go thru 2023 spring ball with sam jackson v and fernando mendoza as the only scholly quarterbacks, coach spav will recruit another quarterback from the portal when it reopens in may

remember that when coach spav developed davis webb into a 3rd round draft choice in the 2017 national football league draft that webb took every single snap at quarterback in 2016?...you don't need a bunch of unhappy guys holding clipboards on the sidelines that will eventually transfer, you wanna give as many practice reps/snaps to as few as quarterbacks as possible to expedite/facilitate their development

so let's stop the silly nonsense of floating names of every unathletic crooked azz throwing white quarterback that enters the portal, ok?

justyn martin would be the smart money choice if he opts to enter the portal in may

there is only 1 football on a football field during a football game (3 is enuf#

there is zero chance that jt sprouts is gonna end up on the menu in berkeley, coach spav is gonna shop at whole foods for a 3rd scholly qb when the portal reopens in may
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7:58a, 1/20/23
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6956, that last official visits recruiting weekend in january may also include a couple of highly targeted pwo's too

yeah there's a fiesty young cougar that maybe don't wanna go to a **** academic school just to play football when he can legit compete for a scholly at the #1 ranked public university in the world while the fam drives to berkeley in under 30 minutes on gamedays

and what schulzy wouldn't wanna catch tight spirals from redwood's brady weingart at stinson beach during the summer playa only practices?

there is also north bay offensive lineman with a shocky like gpa & jake curhan size that would be like adding a vegetarian big mac to the shopping basket at whole foods along with currently committed pwo 6'4" 280 lbs tyler murphy from acalanes as powerful additions to coach bloesch's cal's monster offensive line

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:25a, 1/20/23
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6956, that last official visits recruiting weekend in january may also include a couple of highly targeted pwo's too
Good. I would imagine Eddie Schultz could be one of those.
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8:31a, 1/20/23

6956, more schulzys in berkeley iz alwayz a good thing unless u don't like rules breakers or something

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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:14a, 1/20/23
Sonador has a pretty awesome braided mane.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:47a, 1/20/23
Would it make sense to bring a grad QB or another QB that seen some snaps at D1 or D2 level?
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In reply to JTfromClash • 11:59a, 1/20/23
JTfromClash said:
Would it make sense to bring a grad QB or another QB that seen some snaps at D1 or D2 level?

jt, the biggest mistake the staff could make is bring in an unathletic white quarterback like hank "the stank" bachmeier or jt sprouts who got "experience" throwing crooked azz interceptions or successful completions out of bounds...if that's what coach wilcox wanted, he might've well just retained billy m

so coach spav is gonna roll into 2023 california golden bears spring ball with 4 quarterbacks & that's enough balls in the air to get the wideouts the work they need:

+1 athletic sam jackson v who can tomahawk slam dunk a basketball, he will be the most athletic quarterback in a bears uniform we're ever seen at memorial stadium

camila's muy loco y gregarious boyfriend fernando mendoza from biscayne bay

6'6" walk on tyler jensen who is kinda the surfer version of kap

walk on noah mitcheom who wuz a rock star at granite bay high school

and then when the portal reopens in may coach spav will seek another elite scholly quarterback, hopefully ucla's justyn martin will wanna weigh his options & make the move to the #1 ranked public university in the world

when summer rolls around cal legacy walk on brady weingart will make the drive from stinson beach to berkeley to fill out the quarterback room with 6 guys heading into the 2023 fall camp

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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:26p, 1/20/23
Shocky1 said:
jaden rashada's dad harlen sr kinda reminds me of lavar ball in his quest to monetize his son's collegiate income

but that's also putting a lot of pressure upon the 3.8 gpa jaden who didn't have a great senior season at pittsburg high school & is gonna face relentless public scrutiny/expectations/potential resentment not only from his teammates (who may or not may be aligned with him) & the fan base of whatever football factory that ends up buying his services for the 2023 season when this carousel finally stops spinning which may not be for a while (if ever)

and this modern day recruitment asks the question, so if he blows up next season what's gonna stop his dad from conducting more highest bidder negotiations for the 2024 season?...could jaden rashada attend 4 different schools during his collegiate eligibility?

also kinda wondering if opposing defenders r gonna take violent cheap shots on this young man (who is slim in his physical construction) who has been branded (see the foto below, note it has been since removed) by his handler as so thoroughly unlikeable?

marv lewis tole me about the 1st time that his buddy herm edwards met harlen sr (former sun devils safety back in the day) at the asu football offices, the 1st thing out of harlen sr's mouth wuz "how much is my son gonna get paid?"

parental trafficking#
played golf in a threesome this afternoon with mr sun angel at silverleaf, he took a bunch of calls (which is rare for him) from some guy named dilly (please note that nil collectives & head coaches never got any communication, they live on separate planets, right?) & then excused himself after 9 holes

the rashada family is taking an unofficial visit to tempe starting today, jaden has already expended his 5 ncca permitted official visits

mr sun angel tole me they hope to seal the deal this weekend, the sun devils can guarantee the 2023 starting quarterback position (cal & washington cannot do so) & also got schollys to burn which will allow them to give schollys to siblings roman (who just bailed from ole miss after a couple of months in oxford) & harlen sr both of whom are sub 3.0 gpa students unlike 3.8 gpa jaden...the entire family relocating to the valley of the sun (harlen sr is a former sun devil) will be a topic of discussion

wuz given a potential range of sun angel nil dollars (which will not be repeated) but it's not in the same zip code as the reported florida nil deal...any deal with harlen sr will require jaden to stick around for future seasons & not become a "free agent" after every season with the threat of transferring if the economic demands are not met

yeah the sun devils are playing with fire & they know it

forks up#
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bravo to the cal women's basketball team for playing a noon school rock game with 2,000+ elementary kids from economically disadvantaged local schools taking a hopefully life changing berkeley campus tour including the visit to haas

but the bears lost again, reality is that coach charmin smith (7-43 in the pac 12, $480,400 salary) is a good person/role model but not very adept in game management or developing talent (she got two +1 athletes in michelle onyiah who is woefully underutilized & amaya bonner who did not play)

while this is a reflection of the evil bureaucrat jennifer simon-o'neil (the longtime enabler in the mckeever fiasco) this pales vs the cal's women's volleyball last 3 pac 12 season record of 1-62, that's right one victory 62 losses

reality is that donating money to the cal athletic department (other than buying football tickets or directly to the cal men's golf team) is the equivalent of:

a) helping pay the con artists annual salary of $1,900,000+ thru 2029

b) helping pay mark fox's salary of $1,300,000+ thru 2025

c) helping pay the salaries of worthless bureaucrats simon-o'neil, tom lowry & markeisha everrett

d) burning money in a dumpster

if u got $ to $pend on cal football & men's basketball, contact sebastapool re: nil support

vote for andrew mcgraw for athletic director (vote early, vote often)#
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7:09p, 1/20/23


6'4" 210 lbs 2025 prospect marco jones from san ramn valley got offered today

marco is not a dumb azz (and he can spell), he got a 3.85 gpa

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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:30p, 1/20/23
shocky, when are the con artist and mark fox going bye bye?
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7:41p, 1/20/23


hoodie, it will take evidence of an intentional cover up in the mckeever suicidal women's swimmers fiasco to take down the con artist...it will take doug goldman & the haas family taking the lead in buying out mark fox's remarkably extended contract thru 2025 to pave his exit in berkeley, knowlton (who is alienating with increasing velocity the few remaining men's basketball donors) will not expend any of his athletic department dollars that pay for his salary & his empire of 30+ sports that almost nobody cares about that are his empire of dirt
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In reply to Rtkbear • 10:37p, 1/20/23
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Sonador has a pretty awesome braided mane.
https://instagr.am/p/CGqnRMbAf_C
rkt, ur 100% on the money as usual re: sonador but is should be pointed out that brownie pie & sweet blondie also got good horsey manes too

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cal is a horsey school for those interested in animal advocacy (like jerry & jared goff)#
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7:09a, 1/21/23
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what is the key to the california golden bears defense going from good to great in the 2023 season?

that would be the healthy return of all american defensive end BRETT JOHNSON who wuz considered the pac 12's best defensive lineman prior to getting ****** up

spoke to brett on the field during the epic wild azz stormin' the field celebration of my b-day after the stanford big game, tole him that the funniest moment of the 2022 season wuz him flexing (see foto below) in the background when desean jackson wuz back at memorial earlier in the season...he tole me that i wuz the 1st person to notice, that he appreciated my catching his flex & we both fist bumped pretty hard with some major laughs

https://instagr.am/p/CghyFhKPO91
brett johnson embodies all that is right about today's rapidly changing college football landscape from a berkeley perspective: he is smart, loyal, humble, genuinely/authentenically himself, relentlessly hard working with a no quit attitude & funny as ****

https://instagr.am/p/CKcXr4ml90K
in summary brett johnson is the kinda person u wish wuz ur best friend, u wanna be his wingman

https://instagr.am/p/CgTM4GdrBGZ
look, don't tell nobody but brett (who is a phoenician) is also the lead singer (the giveaway is the retro vibe stache) for chicano batman...it's true...and here's an exciting new monster contest with a million pesos payout to the winner: can u identify the person in the band in this video that is the most attractive to el loco shocky?...hint: they good hair & shoes



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8:50a, 1/21/23

this is 100% inaccurate
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In reply to SBGold • 10:26a, 1/21/23
SBGold said:
Thank you, those stories are fantastic. You will have to re-tell your story of the golf outing with that d nozzle Trump
arrive from my hotel by cab at the clubhouse around 7:30 am to stretch & warm up at the practice facility

upon arrival the head golf professional tells me that ferry point's developer donald trump heard that as a golf digest & golf magazine rankings panelist that i had an 8:10 tee time and would i like to play with the donald at 8:20 am instead?

so i say sure, no big deal, let's do this

so we make the introductions on the practice green & the 1st thing i notice is that trump has the weirdest color hair ever (kinda yellow orange) & that he has total man boobs along with an oversized obnoxious red cap

i walk & carry my lightweight leather mackzenie bag while the donald drives a golf cart literally to within 6 inches of every green...just as annoyingly, we then proceed to play thru every group on the golf course in front of us (why does he do this, why not just take the 1st tee time?)...it's funny to watch people's reactions as he dictates the playing thru, some golfers are understandably agitated while others want a selfie with him on their phones, he very clearly enjoys all the drama he's created

so he tells while we wait for the short par 4 8th green to clear that he thinks ferry point is one of the greatest golf courses in the united states (it isn't, there are at least a dozen courses on long island & the hamptons that are significantly better) & that he's qualified to make that statement because of his extensive travels around the globe playing golf, that nobody knows golf architecture better than him & that includes actual golf architects

so in front of his 2 buddies & his cart caddie i tell the donald that actually i'm one of the 13 guys (and the youngest) to have played the world top 100 courses & stare him down...total silence, one of his buddies who is the chairman of macys starts to laugh, & donald play punches my shoulder kinda hard, he's been pwned...whatever

dude is an interesting guy but playing golf with him is not really a celebration of the game but more like riding a roller coaster




you're fired, shocky#

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goldy, here's a repost from cal's monster class back in the day

in rereading this post shocky forget to emphasize that donald cheats at golf: he frequently improves his lie off the fairways, doesn't putt anything inside 5 feet & most annoyingly doesn't tell his true score on most holes

monster's goal for 2023: get punched by biden too

shut up, shocky#
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2:39p, 1/21/23

where's home?...hopefully the wide receiver friendly program thx to coach toler at the #1 ranked public university in the world in the beautifully diverse san francisco bay area that got the closest flights for the fam back home on the islands & not the 4 academically **** schools located in truck stop towns that got freezing azz winters & that prepare its grads to eventually become security at the turtle bay resort on the ethereal north shore

marquis, u wanna pick a school that's gonna help you buy a house in diamond head, not guard it, got it?

life after football (50 year decision)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:23p, 1/21/23
Shocky1 said:
SBGold said:
Thank you, those stories are fantastic. You will have to re-tell your story of the golf outing with that d nozzle Trump
arrive from my hotel by cab at the clubhouse around 7:30 am to stretch & warm up at the practice facility

upon arrival the head golf professional tells me that ferry point's developer donald trump heard that as a golf digest & golf magazine rankings panelist that i had an 8:10 tee time and would i like to play with the donald at 8:20 am instead?

so i say sure, no big deal, let's do this

so we make the introductions on the practice green & the 1st thing i notice is that trump has the weirdest color hair ever (kinda yellow orange) & that he has total man boobs along with an oversized obnoxious red cap

i walk & carry my lightweight leather mackzenie bag while the donald drives a golf cart literally to within 6 inches of every green...just as annoyingly, we then proceed to play thru every group on the golf course in front of us (why does he do this, why not just take the 1st tee time?)...it's funny to watch people's reactions as he dictates the playing thru, some golfers are understandably agitated while others want a selfie with him on their phones, he very clearly enjoys all the drama he's created

so he tells while we wait for the short par 4 8th green to clear that he thinks ferry point is one of the greatest golf courses in the united states (it isn't, there are at least a dozen courses on long island & the hamptons that are significantly better) & that he's qualified to make that statement because of his extensive travels around the globe playing golf, that nobody knows golf architecture better than him & that includes actual golf architects

so in front of his 2 buddies & his cart caddie i tell the donald that actually i'm one of the 13 guys (and the youngest) to have played the world top 100 courses & stare him down...total silence, one of his buddies who is the chairman of macys starts to laugh, & donald play punches my shoulder kinda hard, he's been pwned...whatever

dude is an interesting guy but playing golf with him is not really a celebration of the game but more like riding a roller coaster




you're fired, shocky#

https://instagr.am/p/CiN9JZ3P8E3
goldy, here's a repost from cal's monster class back in the day

in rereading this post shocky forget to emphasize that donald cheats at golf: he frequently improves his lie off the fairways, doesn't putt anything inside 5 feet & most annoyingly doesn't tell his true score on most holes

monster's goal for 2023: get punched by biden too

shut up, shocky#

I wonder if Trump ever got out there with Kim Jong-Un, back when they were having their love fest. Kim, according to legend, is the only human ever to shoot an 18 and has done it like seven times. Trump would have to up his "game".
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:59p, 1/21/23
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Shocky1 said:
jaden rashada's dad harlen sr kinda reminds me of lavar ball in his quest to monetize his son's collegiate income

but that's also putting a lot of pressure upon the 3.8 gpa jaden who didn't have a great senior season at pittsburg high school & is gonna face relentless public scrutiny/expectations/potential resentment not only from his teammates (who may or not may be aligned with him) & the fan base of whatever football factory that ends up buying his services for the 2023 season when this carousel finally stops spinning which may not be for a while (if ever)

and this modern day recruitment asks the question, so if he blows up next season what's gonna stop his dad from conducting more highest bidder negotiations for the 2024 season?...could jaden rashada attend 4 different schools during his collegiate eligibility?

also kinda wondering if opposing defenders r gonna take violent cheap shots on this young man (who is slim in his physical construction) who has been branded (see the foto below, note it has been since removed) by his handler as so thoroughly unlikeable?

marv lewis tole me about the 1st time that his buddy herm edwards met harlen sr (former sun devils safety back in the day) at the asu football offices, the 1st thing out of harlen sr's mouth wuz "how much is my son gonna get paid?"

parental trafficking#
played golf in a threesome this afternoon with mr sun angel at silverleaf, he took a bunch of calls (which is rare for him) from some guy named dilly (please note that nil collectives & head coaches never got any communication, they live on separate planets, right?) & then excused himself after 9 holes

the rashada family is taking an unofficial visit to tempe starting today, jaden has already expended his 5 ncca permitted official visits

mr sun angel tole me they hope to seal the deal this weekend, the sun devils can guarantee the 2023 starting quarterback position (cal & washington cannot do so) & also got schollys to burn which will allow them to give schollys to siblings roman (who just bailed from ole miss after a couple of months in oxford) & harlen sr both of whom are sub 3.0 gpa students unlike 3.8 gpa jaden...the entire family relocating to the valley of the sun (harlen sr is a former sun devil) will be a topic of discussion

wuz given a potential range of sun angel nil dollars (which will not be repeated) but it's not in the same zip code as the reported florida nil deal...any deal with harlen sr will require jaden to stick around for future seasons & not become a "free agent" after every season with the threat of transferring if the economic demands are not met

yeah the sun devils are playing with fire & they know it

forks up#
update: it is apparently very difficult to negotiate with another party that constantly makes up false exaggerations of other nil offers & school rumours that are then repeated by the clueless college football media

the sun angels are understandably skeptical of the rashadas claim that they had a 6 million spread over 4 years deal with miami (john ruiz) and then flipped to florida (hugh hathcock) for 7 million (but did not have the available funds available for the 1st installment) in this high stakes liar's poker game

did you know jaden went to 3 different high schools?

monster prediction: this is not gonna end well for whatever school ends up buying jaden in this unseemly underworld of parental trafficking with annual hostage/renegotiation demands

we r the university of california, berkeley & we luv our quarterback of the future sam jackson v


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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:11p, 1/21/23
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
jaden rashada's dad harlen sr kinda reminds me of lavar ball in his quest to monetize his son's collegiate income

but that's also putting a lot of pressure upon the 3.8 gpa jaden who didn't have a great senior season at pittsburg high school & is gonna face relentless public scrutiny/expectations/potential resentment not only from his teammates (who may or not may be aligned with him) & the fan base of whatever football factory that ends up buying his services for the 2023 season when this carousel finally stops spinning which may not be for a while (if ever)

and this modern day recruitment asks the question, so if he blows up next season what's gonna stop his dad from conducting more highest bidder negotiations for the 2024 season?...could jaden rashada attend 4 different schools during his collegiate eligibility?

also kinda wondering if opposing defenders r gonna take violent cheap shots on this young man (who is slim in his physical construction) who has been branded (see the foto below, note it has been since removed) by his handler as so thoroughly unlikeable?

marv lewis tole me about the 1st time that his buddy herm edwards met harlen sr (former sun devils safety back in the day) at the asu football offices, the 1st thing out of harlen sr's mouth wuz "how much is my son gonna get paid?"

parental trafficking#
played golf in a threesome this afternoon with mr sun angel at silverleaf, he took a bunch of calls (which is rare for him) from some guy named dilly (please note that nil collectives & head coaches never got any communication, they live on separate planets, right?) & then excused himself after 9 holes

the rashada family is taking an unofficial visit to tempe starting today, jaden has already expended his 5 ncca permitted official visits

mr sun angel tole me they hope to seal the deal this weekend, the sun devils can guarantee the 2023 starting quarterback position (cal & washington cannot do so) & also got schollys to burn which will allow them to give schollys to siblings roman (who just bailed from ole miss after a couple of months in oxford) & harlen sr both of whom are sub 3.0 gpa students unlike 3.8 gpa jaden...the entire family relocating to the valley of the sun (harlen sr is a former sun devil) will be a topic of discussion

wuz given a potential range of sun angel nil dollars (which will not be repeated) but it's not in the same zip code as the reported florida nil deal...any deal with harlen sr will require jaden to stick around for future seasons & not become a "free agent" after every season with the threat of transferring if the economic demands are not met

yeah the sun devils are playing with fire & they know it

forks up#
update: it is apparently very difficult to negotiate with another party that constantly makes up false exaggerations of other nil offers & school rumours that are then repeated by the clueless college football media

the sun angels are understandably skeptical of the rashadas claim that they had a 6 million spread over 4 years deal with miami (john ruiz) and then flipped to florida (hugh hathcock) for 7 million (but did not have the available funds available for the 1st installment) in this high stakes liar's poker game

did you know jaden went to 3 different high schools?

monster prediction: this is not gonna end well for whatever school ends up buying jaden in this unseemly underworld of parental trafficking with annual hostage/renegotiation demands

we r the university of california, berkeley & we luv our quarterback of the future sam jackson v




He may have been offered high numbers but since they weren't paid they aren't relevant. He's trying to do what's best for his family, but he doesn't have a realistic sense of his true market value. Sounds like he and his father will be very disappointed with the number he ultimately ends up with, and if I'm the NIL collective, I'd insist on backloading his deal or at the very least putting most of the money in escrow subject to him remaining at the school some requisite amount of time. He's already proven he has no problem bailing out for a bigger deal.
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