Shocky1 said:

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*****cal offer to acc prezs contemplates donors funding the football program for a specific bridge timeline

*****nope, this is all about for all intents & purposes not shuttering the football program now

*****there are fluid discussions with a lotta possibilities

new acc information: north carolina state is currently voting as a block with north carolina at the request of either the north carolina legislature and/or north carolina board of regents with the mistaken (in my opinion) belief that they will piggyback any p2 (sec or big 10) invitations to the tarheels which probably isn't gonna happen in the real world...if the acc breaks up, nc state is gonna be in the blue ridge mountains tobacco conference, got it?

they are tryna kick charlie brown's football, that **** is not gonna happen, ok?

north carolina state needs to be flipped (such a good girl, tummy rub!)#

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is flicka shocky's favorite dolphin?

nope, the monster's favorite flippah is north carolina state which also brokered a yes vote from north carolina in the calford referendum for left coast football

any acc prezs vote tomorrow is gonna be declared publicly as a unanimous 15-0 but in the real world the vote is 13-2 with our new biggest rivals being clemson & florida state

**** the tigers & the seminoles (if u got a 2.5+ gpa)#

Who is ready for game day!! GO FINS pic.twitter.com/vLkT8RNqZ6

— Kelly Sherwood (@Kelly_JSherwood) September 12, 2020

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the monster gameplan for the cal athletic department:

there's gonna be significantly less revenues for the athletic department in the forseeable future & that's why knowlton's decision in fiscal year 2022 to borrow $11,000,000 (which he directed his staff to try to keep secret which necessitated multiple public records requests by me) wuz malpractice...apologists will argue that borrowing money from the central campus is a standard operating mechanism, these are not ordinary times & the "good ol' days" of collegiate athletics (for schools not already in the sec or big 10) are firmly in the rearview mirror

the financial reality for the cal athletic department is significantly less revenues in the future primarily from reduced acc media rights revenues & non football specific donations to the athletic department due to the growth of nil fundraising & the aging berkeley donor community which is not gaining any traction (building a pipeline) with younger future megadonors...the fake "light a hole in ur wallet" berkeley fundraising numbers are not dollars that are actually collected, got it?

so whether it be the con artist & his evil as **** confidante jennifer simon-o'neil (both of them got their days numbered in berkeley) continuing their bureaucratic wayward lack of vision or new leadership such as andrew mcgraw as the next (perhaps interim until adela de la torre hopefully comes on board in july of 2024) athletic director, cal will no longer be able to field 30+ teams (many of them underperforming for years) & will need to cut teams/reduce expenses

the next athletic director will need to quickly work within title ix constraints in revamping the currently bloated athletic department bureaucracy with the following teams in a new much more streamlined operation that focuses resources on football thereby facilitating the competition for championships in all remaining sports that will be competing in the west coast conference:

1. football
2. men's basketball
3. men's swimming & diving
4. men's water polo
5. men's golf
6. men's tennis
7. women's basketball
8. softball
9. women's soccer
10. women's swimming & diving
11. women's water polo
12. women's volleyball
13. women's golf
14. women's tennis
15. women's rowing
16. women's gymnastics

notes: baseball & both track and field/cross country programs would be terminated with current schollys honored thru graduation & the valuable land upon which evans field & edwards stadium r situated would be repurposed...men's soccer, women's lacrosse & women's field hockey would be shuttered...women's beach volleyball players would be offered roster spots with the failing women's volleyball program thru graduation...men's rugby, men's rowing & men's gymnastics would become club sports, fully expect jack clark to go nuclear on this necessary decision in his predictable myopic rage to defend his turf

a new dawn in berkeley with financial accountability#

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monster gameplan:

the latest version of the donor mandated (in exchange for direct football funding) cost cutting of the knowlton/lowry financially undisciplined debt riddled spending is to the reduce the number of sport teams in berkeley from 28 to 22 & not the 16 monster endorsed number of teams as outlined above...furthermore, despite 53 counters (which is the key metric for title ix compliance) for rugby & 78 counters for men's rowing they would not become club sports at this time due to internal politics/pushback

the remaining 22 teams would send 4 teams (men's & women's swimming/diving & water polo) to the mountain pacific sports federation...of the other 18 teams football would charter flights for the 4-5 acc road games every season & the other 17 programs would compete in the acc & co charter flights with stanford for east coat travel

the wcc will likely not be a home for the non rev teams at this time but fully expect this still to happen as ncca conference rules are adjusted to the new financial realities for schools outside of the p2 (sec & big 10)

got it?

https://instagr.am/p/CEdiU-3AzZk

Shocky1 said:

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cal's fall camp update: practice #16

the quarterback battle: electrifying sam jackson took all the 1 reps & 4th stringer luke bottari (set records at san mateo community college) is no longer with the football program with 6'6" tyler jensen (gotta work on his sidearm throwing motion, watch aaron rogers/jared goff videos or something) taking that role

do u got ur tix(s) for saturday october 28th vs usc? (the most bitter epic battle in the history of memorial stadium, blood is gonna spill & if the boys wanna fight u better let them)#

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newsflash: spav & staff are in agreement that the huge upside sam jackson is gonna start against north texas but if he fails to play with ball security then nando & ben are gonna get opportunities, the bears r not gonna ride out turnovers at the qb position

r u gonna be in denton for the 2023 opener in literally a new era of cal football?

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I still think it'll happen too. But it is a little concerning there hasn't been any leaks yet. It seems like the only two people who know this is happening is BG and….shocky.

Just saying, this should've leaked into the mainstream by now .

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I mean, the possibility of the ACC taking Stanford and Cal has been mainstream reported for a while, perhaps sometimes with some erroneous details (Stanford taking no money). They are probably just waiting until they hear something definitive.

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make no mistake about it, the acc potential revenue shares with calford under negotiations are SIGNIFCANTLY less than full shares, ok?

that's why the donor bail out of football funding comes with major conditional strings attached re: the future operations of the athletic department

the athletic department needs to start reducing expenses now, the 11 person communications team would be a logical starting point...are u listening, markeisha?...and yeah offering all students FREE tixs to all football & basketball gamedays would be a smart 1st move for growing the future fanbase/donor pool

bloated bureaucracy in berkeley#

Proud to announce my partnership with the place that makes the cleanest looking bikes out there: @statebicycleco.
There bikes make getting around Tempe fun and easy. #AD pic.twitter.com/n7SfxMKhi9

— Jaden Rashada 5️⃣ (@jadenrashada) March 23, 2023

jaden rashada has won the starting qb job at asu

when the sun devils visit berkeley on september 30th coach sirmon gotta dial up the pressure to force the inexperienced qb into costly turnovers...last season against notre dame peter dialed up a candy azz soft bend but don't break scheme which wuz intended to not win the game but rather not to lose the game...and then the irish qb who had never played a down of college football drew pyne (who is now the back up in tempe due to a hamstring injury) got comfortable over the course of the game with minimal pressure & made a couple of plays late in the afternoon

and the bears lost (again)

let's ******* ago (knock somebody on their azz)#

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Shocky1 said:

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the monster gameplan for the cal athletic department:

there's gonna be significantly less revenues for the athletic department in the forseeable future & that's why knowlton's decision in fiscal year 2022 to borrow $11,000,000 (which he directed his staff to try to keep secret which necessitated multiple public records requests by me) wuz malpractice...apologists will argue that borrowing money from the central campus is a standard operating mechanism, these are not ordinary times & the "good ol' days" of collegiate athletics (for schools not already in the sec or big 10) are firmly in the rearview mirror

the financial reality for the cal athletic department is significantly less revenues in the future primarily from reduced acc media rights revenues & non football specific donations to the athletic department due to the growth of nil fundraising & the aging berkeley donor community which is not gaining any traction (building a pipeline) with younger future megadonors...the fake "light a hole in ur wallet" berkeley fundraising numbers are not dollars that are actually collected, got it?

so whether it be the con artist & his evil as **** confidante jennifer simon-o'neil (both of them got their days numbered in berkeley) continuing their bureaucratic wayward lack of vision or new leadership such as andrew mcgraw as the next (perhaps interim until adela de la torre hopefully comes on board in july of 2024) athletic director, cal will no longer be able to field 30+ teams (many of them underperforming for years) & will need to cut teams/reduce expenses

the next athletic director will need to quickly work within title ix constraints in revamping the currently bloated athletic department bureaucracy with the following teams in a new much more streamlined operation that focuses resources on football thereby facilitating the competition for championships in all remaining sports that will be competing in the west coast conference:

1. football
2. men's basketball
3. men's swimming & diving
4. men's water polo
5. men's golf
6. men's tennis
7. women's basketball
8. softball
9. women's soccer
10. women's swimming & diving
11. women's water polo
12. women's volleyball
13. women's golf
14. women's tennis
15. women's rowing
16. women's gymnastics

notes: baseball & both track and field/cross country programs would be terminated with current schollys honored thru graduation & the valuable land upon which evans field & edwards stadium r situated would be repurposed...men's soccer, women's lacrosse & women's field hockey would be shuttered...women's beach volleyball players would be offered roster spots with the failing women's volleyball program thru graduation...men's rugby, men's rowing & men's gymnastics would become club sports, fully expect jack clark to go nuclear on this necessary decision in his predictable myopic rage to defend his turf

a new dawn in berkeley with financial accountability#

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monster gameplan:

the latest version of the donor mandated (in exchange for direct football funding) cost cutting of the knowlton/lowry financially undisciplined debt riddled spending is to the reduce the number of sport teams in berkeley from 28 to 22 & not the 16 monster endorsed number of teams as outlined above...furthermore, despite 53 counters (which is the key metric for title ix compliance) for rugby & 78 counters for men's rowing they would not become club sports at this time due to internal politics/pushback

the remaining 22 teams would send 4 teams (men's & women's swimming/diving & water polo) to the mountain pacific sports federation...of the other 18 teams football would charter flights for the 4-5 acc road games every season & the other 17 programs would compete in the acc & co charter flights with stanford for east coat travel

the wcc will likely not be a home for the non rev teams at this time but fully expect this still to happen as ncca conference rules are adjusted to the new financial realities for schools outside of the p2 (sec & big 10)

got it?

https://instagr.am/p/CEdiU-3AzZk

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While SMU has agreed to take zero for 7 years, Cal & Stanford are expected to start at a 30% Tier 1 share (roughly $8-10M each).

The schools, joining in all spots, would sign the Grant-of-Rights thru 2036 & would earn a full share by the contract’s end.https://t.co/JBSAB4DG8g

— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) August 23, 2023

acc update: the reality is that if cal is fortunate enough to receive an acc invitation (the other alternative is the end of football as we know it) it's gonna take a major financial hit, the other reports that calford wuz gonna receive near full shares wuz just wishful best scenario thinking

cal has minimal bargaining power in these negotiations & continued concessions have been necessary to get the flip vote(s)

that's why reducing expenses now needs to happen, knowlton's failure to take action is moving the department's finances into a deeper hole...that's why the last update here of 22 sports is not realistic, it needs to be trimmed to 16 as outlined in the 1st post here

and the plan to share charter planes with stanford wuz a dumb as **** plan for anybody who got access to a map, got it?...unlike the pac 12 the acc schools are generally speaking not closely situated to one another...miami is not a 20 minute bus ride away from tallahassee, jim

lastly it's also not financially feasible for cal's non revenue sports teams (other than the one's joining the mountain pacific sports federation) to travel to the east coast...at the end of the day only football and both men's & women's basketball programs should be joining the acc

knowlton & his confidante in crime jennifer simon-o'neil need to be terminated as quickly as possible, his continued financial irresponsibility makes him the wrong person to navigate the department thru the upcoming tumultuous times, the con artist's solution to this mess would be to just borrow more money...appoint andrew mcgraw as the interim athletic director & beth tafolla-voetsch in charge of women's sports until such time that frontrunner adela de la torre is announced as the next chancellor of berkeley in june of 2024

my 1st post in this thread continues to stand as the most accurate & likely outcome re: conference alignment courses of action...football and men's & women's basketball invitations to the acc, the majority of the other teams to the west coast conference & cal sport teams reduced from the current 28 to 16

https://instagr.am/p/CeOpG__rGAW
shout out to tireless worker redshirt freshman walk on who wuz buried on the depth chart of arguably the worst tight end room in the nation last season(due to poor coaching/development) jack endries from danville on showing up every single day with a relentless worth ethic & clearcut earning the starting job in denton

do u complain about **** or r u a problem solver?

Shocky1 said:

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who is arguably the most popular & respected player on the 2023 california golden bears football team other than my man cindo?

that would be the consummate team player andy "the ******* human jackhammer" alfieri

dude bounced around the linebacker & tight end rooms, never complained, didn't transfer out like the candy azz soft dumb azzs listed in the post above who left town without berkeley degrees who are now well positioned to make chocolate shakes at the reno coldstone when they turn 30

andy, like oregon state's jack colletto, has stayed the course & now he's the leading candidate to become the bears short yardage specialist with his insane determination

when alfieri enters the field during fall camp his teammates start yelling & going wild with excitement, just wait until the 2023 season is upon us

yeah when alfieri impacts the opposing defenders blood is gonna spill & if the boys wanna fight you better let them...the summer nights are getting shorter & it won't be long until it's cal football season...do u remember that time at oski's place when those usc trust funders said they didn't wanna play us no more, man we just fell about the place, we gonna go oppenheimer on the trojans on october 28th, r u gonna be there?

that's one serious cat (don't **** with stella either)#

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lastly huge props to andy alfieri's grumpy azz cat on her human being named the starting fullback

Go Collin! Shot a 61 today.