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11:36a, 10/12/23
^^ if markeisha had any marketing sense (and she don't) then the oppenheimer family would join the referees for the pregame coin clip at mid field of memorial stadium before the oppenheimer game

heads (sc gets nuked)/tails (sc gets nuked)#
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2:30p, 10/12/23

the university of california at south beach=#1 ranked fashion school in dade county
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4:35p, 10/12/23

2025 6'6" 230 lbs 4.2 gpa tight end zach giuliano from corona del mar#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including newport beach's fashion island)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:20p, 10/12/23
I still remember when we got a commitment from another highly regarded 6'6 tight end from Southern California.

His name was Tony Gonzalez. He was one who met and exceeded the high school hype. A great Golden Bear...
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9:27p, 10/12/23
zach is still relatively new to football & is a +1 athletic national recruit, his bro grant plays on the cal lacrosse team
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9:31p, 10/12/23

the utes apex predator edge defender (morgan scalley's attacking schemes r not a shoney's inspired bend don't break at the waist d)#
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6:45a, 10/13/23


salt lake city got nothing to offer to the monster...mediocre non diverse culinary food choices, 1970's inspired cartball golf courses in lookalike housing developments & ugly azz brutalist cubic government architecture (tho the mormon temple lit up at night is majestic in its grandeur)

utah got a friendly fanbase on gamedays (so does nearby byu which gaveaway all visiting cal fans a free container of vanilla (interesting choice, no chocolate which is shocky's favorite) at halftime) but honestly they will fit in well with the big 12 truck stop conference next year

the monster is NOT gonna be in salt lake city tomorrow (fun yoga in the outfield at talking stick fields in the morning instead), the 2024 acc fall football gamedays & eastcoastie world class golf roadtrips cannot happen soon enuf


"smells like ass, **** apartments"

the worst roadtrip in the pac 12 (this is a bears biz trip)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:36a, 10/13/23
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Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/Cll2KJyveg3
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38577335/utah-cam-rising-says-tore-multiple-ligaments-rose-bowl

the truth re: cam rising's injuries, wow, this remarkable quarterback talent is way more messed up physically that anybody imagined

will rising be cleared by his personal doctor in la & also the utah medical staff for the cal game on october 14th at noon in salt lake city?

the monster's take is that he's taking a huge risk with his potential nfl future by coming back too early & reinjuring the extensive damage outlined in the above article

reality is that the utes without cam got a pretty mediocre to average offense, if he's not cleared and/or injured again this historically challenging road game in a hostile venue is winnable
cam rising update: interview with his orthopedic surgeon with direct quotes (with rising's permission per hipa laws)
https://theathletic.com/4946102/2023/10/09/cam-rising-utah-football-injury-return/?amp=1

my take is that cam will not be cleared for this saturday's game, the utes are averaging only 19.2 ppg this season without rising

potential signature win of the wilcox era#
cam rising update: he wuz at practice earlier this week but not participating

less than 1% of cr playing saturday (so ur saying there's a chance!)#
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6:14p, 10/13/23

everett johnson=big foot#
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7:43p, 10/13/23

the following is a highly sensitive and confidential top secret message only to be viewed by fernando mendoza

WARNING: anybody attempting to read this privileged communication will be prosecuted to the full extent of the united states of america (including cuba and ibiza) constitution with treble damages

que pasa nando?...mira, tu y yo somos casi exactamente iguales excepto que tu eres mejor en futbol que yo y yo soy mejor en yoga que tu, comprendes?...as que no escuches mas a spav, tienes que atacar el tercio medio del campo maรฑana en el juego de pases verticales y tambien escuchar un lanzamiento a jaydn ott para permitirle hacer magia en el espacio... y si, nos reunimos en sexy fish con algunos de tus familiares este diciembre, vale?





the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including biscayne bay where the cuban gentlmen sleep all day)
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9:34p, 10/13/23


shriners las vegas pga tournament update: california golden bears michael kim & james hahn made the cut for the weekend with -3 totals, elvis did not make the cut primarily because he's dead



leaving las vegas#
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2:16a, 10/14/23

let's ******* go#
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10:55a, 10/14/23

60 minutes (no plays off)#
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11:29a, 10/14/23
bryson barnes will be the starting quarterback for the utah utes today
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11:36a, 10/14/23
all american tight end brant kuithe & wide receiver mycha pittman (now out for the season) will also not play today
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12:31p, 10/14/23
nando fully executing the monster gameplan:

attacking the middle 3rd of the field in passing game & getting jaydn ott the ball in space on the edge

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1:09p, 10/14/23
10 yard run by jaydn ott on the pitchout in space, anybody surprised?
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2:23p, 10/14/23


touchdown strike from nando to tajmania in the middle 3rd of the field#
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2:43p, 10/14/23
13 yard run by jaydn ott on the pitchout in space, anybody surprised?
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2:45p, 10/14/23
taj davis is consistently the bears most dynamic & explosive wide receiver
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4:08p, 10/14/23
all american candidate jackson sirmon done for the season (this wuz known earlier in the week)

the pac 12's leading tackler keo & true freshmen +1 athletic quick twitch cade uluave r the future at inside backer
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:09p, 10/14/23
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taj davis is consistently the bears most dynamic & explosive wide receiver


When healthy. What happened to Hunter today?
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:10p, 10/14/23
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10 yard run by jaydn ott on the pitchout in space, anybody surprised?


Called twice, both going 10+ Then never called again?
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4:26p, 10/14/23
^ successful coaches find a scheme that is working & then drive it down the opponents ******* throats until they adapt & stop it otherwise they just relentlessly bury them with the same calls

that's not happening in berkeley right now, just 2 pitchouts in the game which is more than any other game...javid best rushed for over 1000+ yards on pitchouts

and the jet wuz successfully featured early & then disappeared

finley & hunter wuz not on the same page on multiple routes, ben gotta tendency to stare down his targets & not go thru his progressions

reality is that nando is gonna be qb1 for the next 3 & a half seasons in berkeley (zero chance he's gonna transfer/flunk out), looking forward to seeing his continued exuberant development

and after the tipped ball interception (which is wilcox's worst nightmare) the play calling got predictable again with the impotent wide receiver screens & continued failure to attack the middle 3rd of the field

luv my bears but the current offensive play calling is abysmal, the staff got 2 weeks to figure this out
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:28p, 10/14/23
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taj davis is consistently the bears most dynamic & explosive wide receiver

He is only a Cal because he wasn't going to get a run at UW. They have dynamic and explosive receivers. He's a very pedestrian receiver who had a couple of crucial drops.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:32p, 10/14/23
Shocky1 said:
^ successful coaches find a scheme that is working & then drive it down the opponents ******* throat until they adapt & stop it otherwise they just bury them

that's not happening in berkeley right now, just 2 pitchouts in the game which is more than any other game...javid best rushed for over 1000+ yards on pitchouts

and the jet wuz successfully featured early & then disappeared

finley & hunter wuz not on the same page on multiple routes, ben gotta tendency to stare down his targets & not go thru his progressions

reality is that nando is gonna be qb1 for the next 3 & a half seasons in berkeley (zero chance he's gonna transfer/flunk out), looking forward to seeing his continued exuberant development

and after the tipped ball interception (which is wilcox's worst nightmare) the play calling got predictable again with the impotent wide receiver screens & abysmal failure to attack the middle 3rd of the field

luv my bears but the current offensive play calling is abysmal, the staff got 2 weeks to figure this out
We brought Spav back for this?????

JW's job was to fix the offense over the offseason. We are in shambles again with a mediocre D as well
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In reply to SBGold • 4:35p, 10/14/23
SBGold said:
Shocky1 said:
^ successful coaches find a scheme that is working & then drive it down the opponents ******* throat until they adapt & stop it otherwise they just bury them

that's not happening in berkeley right now, just 2 pitchouts in the game which is more than any other game...javid best rushed for over 1000+ yards on pitchouts

and the jet wuz successfully featured early & then disappeared

finley & hunter wuz not on the same page on multiple routes, ben gotta tendency to stare down his targets & not go thru his progressions

reality is that nando is gonna be qb1 for the next 3 & a half seasons in berkeley (zero chance he's gonna transfer/flunk out), looking forward to seeing his continued exuberant development

and after the tipped ball interception (which is wilcox's worst nightmare) the play calling got predictable again with the impotent wide receiver screens & abysmal failure to attack the middle 3rd of the field

luv my bears but the current offensive play calling is abysmal, the staff got 2 weeks to figure this out
We brought Spav back for this?????

JW's job was to fix the offense over the offseason. We are in shambles again with a mediocre D as well
Utah had the ball for 38 minutes and rushed for 317, offense was not good but defense was horrid.
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4:48p, 10/14/23
Defense has major injury bug. It is going to get ugly for awhile.
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In reply to SBGold • 4:56p, 10/14/23
SBGold said:
Shocky1 said:
^ successful coaches find a scheme that is working & then drive it down the opponents ******* throat until they adapt & stop it otherwise they just bury them

that's not happening in berkeley right now, just 2 pitchouts in the game which is more than any other game...javid best rushed for over 1000+ yards on pitchouts

and the jet wuz successfully featured early & then disappeared

finley & hunter wuz not on the same page on multiple routes, ben gotta tendency to stare down his targets & not go thru his progressions

reality is that nando is gonna be qb1 for the next 3 & a half seasons in berkeley (zero chance he's gonna transfer/flunk out), looking forward to seeing his continued exuberant development

and after the tipped ball interception (which is wilcox's worst nightmare) the play calling got predictable again with the impotent wide receiver screens & abysmal failure to attack the middle 3rd of the field

luv my bears but the current offensive play calling is abysmal, the staff got 2 weeks to figure this out
We brought Spav back for this?????

JW's job was to fix the offense over the offseason. We are in shambles again with a mediocre D as well

Oh I wish our D could rise to the level of mediocre.
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5:30p, 10/14/23
alky, agreed taj gotta haul in the fingertip catches & also improve his ball security but the reality is that he's the bears only receiver that constantly finds a way to create separation & get open in space...part of the problem for the wrs is the play calling which predictably targets the perimeter which allows defenders to cheat to the sidelines in coverage

i luv talking to the effusive taj davis & luv watching him make plays (both good & bad) on the field, he's my guy

the huskies got a couple of future nfl receivers, that shouldn't be leveled as a criticism of the explosive tajmania

archery practice (7 catches for 93 yards)#
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5:36p, 10/14/23
stykur, the reality is that this staff is not particularly imaginative starting with the head coach

the utes had a running game problem this season, future hall of famer head coach kyle willingham then innovatively schemed for his all american safety to take snaps this week at running back & sione vaki rushes for 158 yards in his 1st college game while playing both ways

the bears got an all american running back in jaydn ott & got him only 2 pitchouts for 23 yards, he should be receiving a dozen pitchouts a game in space on the edge ala javid

the bears got the jet from oakland, he makes a couple of nice turbo dieseled sweeps & then disappears from playing the rest of the game

successful people in all walks of life are adaptive & creative, kyle willingham gets it
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In reply to wifeisafurd • 5:40p, 10/14/23
wifeisafurd said:
Defense has major injury bug. It is going to get ugly for awhile.
understood, football is a violent sport & all teams get injuries that necessitate the development of the depth chart for starting snaps...reality is that the utes got more injuries than the bears
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5:49p, 10/14/23
goldy, strykur & sycasey...the cal media r kinda worthless in their weekly press conferences with the coaches, one softball after another

would be interesting to hear coach sirmon's explanation of why he didn't stack the box every time sione vaki wuz on the field?...how many converted safeties that learn a couple of running back plays in a couple of days of practice have ever completed a pass in a college football game?

should've had 9 in the box but that's not how the shoneys bend but don't break at the waistline d works, got it?
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6:31p, 10/14/23




how shocky paid his way thru cal (he's a male azz stripper)#
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In reply to wifeisafurd • 7:46p, 10/14/23
wifeisafurd said:
Defense has major injury bug. It is going to get ugly for awhile.


We are undersized. We do not recruit enough quality and depth on the DL. Then we get mowed down by teams like OSU and Utah, with guys going up against bigger, stronger players and surprise? They get hurt. And we get even smaller.
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