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5:54p, 11/29/23
^ el paso to berkeley to a fresh out of college gofer for a studio & now executive producing big azz movies while living in them hollywood hills (it wuz giving him chills)

the american dream (often starts at a cal, stanford or ivy league school)#
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10:00p, 11/29/23


monster selection of the 2023 most improved player in the pac 12:

not even close it's hard working inside backer kaleb alarms-orr who is tied for 4th in the conference with 87 tackles

kaleb is from hayward's moreau catholic high school & his moms kameelah ran track at uc davis before later earning a berkeley degree while running around campus with her then little boy & future bear...berkeley is in keo's blood

yeah in 2024 keo gotta opportunity to lead the acc in tackles, move up the nfl draft boards & play his final home games at memorial stadium with his moms hugs just minutes after the games as they share/celebrate hopefully his completion of a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world

football is a violent sport, it can end on the next play, a berkeley degree is kinda like a moms love, it's truly forever



shocky is a mama's boy too (someday we're gonna walk in the rays of a beautiful sun)#

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7:16a, 11/30/23

it's good to be the kinggggggg behind cal's monster offense line!!!!!!

yeah usc (which don't even run the ball in the riley scheme) got a candy azz soft o-line, **** the trojans

jaydn ott=2024 acc rushing leader=national heisman candidate=berkeley grad=neatest roomie at the house

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for high gpa winners that wanna earn their degree in 3 years & build generational wealth thur academic driven biz opportunities after football is done)
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9:08a, 11/30/23
the national football league is a billion dollar+ biz, they research literally every aspect of a potential prospect's background...and yeah being coachable is really ******* important, having ur own agenda is not gonna get u paid at the next level

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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:35a, 11/30/23
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the national football league is a billion dollar+ biz, they research literally every aspect of a potential prospect's background...and yeah being coachable is really ******* important, having ur own agenda is not gonna get u paid at the next level

https://instagr.am/p/CoizYpipUg6


Oh no, I'm sure Holly will be devastated that a 64 year old thinks she made a mistake going under the knife.
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9:43a, 11/30/23
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82, yeah pretty sure holly not too worried about ur opinion of her golf swing on the par 4 9th hole at kiawah island's ocean course

luv her shoulder flexibility & transfer of weight to the left side on the follow thru (that's sexy as ****)#
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9:52a, 11/30/23

dj is gonna be living in his mom's basement when he's 30 years waiting for his evening shift at voo doo donuts tryna figure out why he never stuck with anything in life when things got tuff

the perpetually unhappy got no home (or academic ambition)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:40a, 11/30/23
Are the spartans in need of a QB? Any chance he follows Smith?
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10:56a, 11/30/23
azul, dj is probably gonna declare for the nfl or transfer to smith's already familiar offensive scheme in lansing instead of learning a new system in corvallis
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:16a, 11/30/23
Shocky1 said:
dj is gonna be living in his mom's basement when he's 30 years waiting for his evening shift at voo doo donuts tryna figure out why he never stuck with anything in life when things got tuff

the perpetually unhappy got no home (or academic ambition)#
Even if that's where DJ is headed, it is a strong argument for him to grab a six-figure NIL payment for next season because it's the last time he will make significant money playing football. His 2024 NIL payment will probably be at least 20 times what he would make playing QB in the XFL or CFL.

The same is true of nearly all the QBs who have put their names in the transfer portal so far. They'll never play in the NFL, and they are looking for one solid NIL payday before they move on to selling insurance or becoming a PE teacher and assistant high school football coach.

To make your kind of argument, though: Would the Duke QB who put his name in the portal be better off in the long term getting a BA from Duke and then taking advantage of Duke connections after he graduates? Probably so.
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In reply to BearSD • 11:20a, 11/30/23
BearSD said:
Shocky1 said:
dj is gonna be living in his mom's basement when he's 30 years waiting for his evening shift at voo doo donuts tryna figure out why he never stuck with anything in life when things got tuff

the perpetually unhappy got no home (or academic ambition)#
The same is true of nearly all the QBs who have put their names in the transfer portal so far. They'll never play in the NFL, and they are looking for one solid NIL payday before they move on to selling insurance or becoming a PE teacher and assistant high school football coach.
DJ wants to play for a major program which Oregon State was until the PAC-12 collapsed, and he has enough talent for an NFL franchise to sign him, so he wants some good tape to show to scouts, he has not lived up to the 5-star hype but his raw ability does show at times.
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11:25a, 11/30/23
sd & strykur, agree with everything u wrote but players (and their dads) are often delusional re: their nfl prospects such as elite tackling safeties who lack the footspeed to protect in passing coverage against pac 12 tight ends that are never gonna get paid in the nfl after they are exposed with a time watch on pro day unless they embark on a yearlong speed/track program to vastly improve their 40s times
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11:28a, 11/30/23
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11:30a, 11/30/23

BRETT JOHNSON is probably the most mentally & physically resilient california golden bear of all time#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:34a, 11/30/23
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82, yeah pretty sure holly not too worried about ur opinion of her golf swing on the par 4 9th hole at kiawah island's ocean course

luv her shoulder flexibility & transfer of weight to the left side on the follow thru (that's sexy as ****)#


Who said anything about her swing?
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:45a, 11/30/23
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2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 13 PUBLIC departing bears, additional medical & football retirements along with transfer (including grad transfer) & nfl announcements which will be forthcoming after the bowl game

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
david reese, inside linebacker...out of eligibility pending potential appeal for 7th season...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie iii, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree

at the end of the day the # of scholly additions gotta equal the # of scholly departures for the 2024 season, got it?

yeah there wuz 36 scholly departures for the 2023 season

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...now a walk on for final semester, already earned berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement, will earn berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...fooball retirement, will earn berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer


luv this never complaining hard working trench worker (with an unreal metabolism)#
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In reply to oskiswifeshusband • 12:00p, 11/30/23
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Spav daddy
retaining coach bloesch is the key to the continued upward trajectory of the cal football program in 2024

cal's monster offensive line#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:02p, 11/30/23
Wouldn't we be worried about the other position coaches leaving because they weren't promoted?

Thompson, Toler, Time.
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12:09p, 11/30/23
"With that being said..."

The official phrase of the Transfer Portal.
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12:10p, 11/30/23
^ spav has left berkeley twice now after only 1 season...texas is in his blood

coach toler & coach thompson are cali guys, the key is retaining coach bloesch who is the best coach on the staff

whose "time?"
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:20p, 11/30/23
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^ spav has left berkeley twice now after only 1 season...texas is in his blood

coach toler & coach thompson are cali guys, the key is retaining coach bloesch who is the best coach on the staff

whose "time?"
Agree regarding Bloesch. AT is a keeper. Toler is a Cal guy and a good guy. But I am far from sold on his actual coaching. We hear he is a great recruiter and yet WR is a position that Cal may dig deep into the portal again.
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12:36p, 11/30/23
^ the bears are gonna be solid at wr in 2024, a lotta speed in the room & we played a pretty tight 3-4 wideout rotation in 2023 plus it's probably the easiest position for newcomers to plug & play

cal's monster offensive line, on the other hand, is way more complicated

coach bloesch is the key#
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12:55p, 11/30/23

6'3" 305 lbs san diego state grad transfer with 2 years of remaining eligibility cade bennett is a unicorn, an impact starter with academic ambition that changes the upward trajectory of cal's monster offensive line

all 3 of my kids (shay & taylor wuz on the cheer squads) graduated from notre dame high school (slater zellers wuz also a grad) here in north scottsdale & i've seen cade play multiple times under friday nite lites for the saints in high school as a relentless motor smash mouth high gpa student athlete...remember being surprised when he committed to oklahoma state

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:43p, 11/30/23
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^ el paso to berkeley to a fresh out of college gofer for a studio & now executive producing big azz movies while living in them hollywood hills (it wuz giving him chills)

the american dream (often starts at a cal, stanford or ivy league school)#
100% Schocky! I had two major dreams come true for me….going to and graduating from Cal and making my way in the movie business. My Cal experience had a major impact on my work ethic. I learned early on that I had to be my own best advocate to succeed at Cal because nobody holds one's hands and wipes one's nose there. #forevergratefulforcal
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:46p, 11/30/23
Shocky1 said:
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89 & willem, +1000 (wifey is on the money except when he's putting or replacing spark plugs or something)

keep in mind that knowlton & his obstinate marketing dumb azz markeisha tole bears fans (some of the smartest people on planet earth) that cal wuz gonna get a "full share" from the acc but that we wuz gonna donate back tens of millions of dollars of future revenues to "support" our new conference partners...wut???

in that coach bloesch didn't actively recruit the left coast during his time at tulsa & north texas, future head coach in waiting mike saffell's background prospect info on previous cal recruits is gonna be very important in the rapid evaluations of any potential oregon state & washington state trench worker transfer portal entrants when it reopens on december 4th for 30 crazy azz days

buckle up (this **** is getting live)#

cal's monster offensive line update:

and so we are at the crossroads of coach wilcox's head coaching career, his appointment of the next offensive coordinator will determine both the short & long term future of the cal football program...and yeah as an aside it will also determine whether or not this thread continues or maybe just becomes a golf only thread re: our college team & pga professionals

shocky's recommendation is that mike bloesch be promoted to offensive coordinator with a multi year locked in contract (with huge financial penalties for leaving early) & mike saffell (haas biz ad grad) be promoted to offensive line coach...wut they lack in experience they more than make up in intense intelligence & adaptive personalities, they are both ready for a bigger stage

and then offer matthew cindric (also a haas biz ad grad) saffell's current position as a pathway to a coaching career

for the 1st time during justin's tenure the offense got an identity, it's *******smashmouth run the ball down ur ******* throats with the pac 12's leading rusher behind cal's monster offensive line

the final 7+ minute unstoppable drive (even tho the bruins knew wut wuz coming) against ucla honestly brought tears to my eyes, it wuz like this weird opera of domination with the flashing blue light of the future clearly visible across the water

the time is now (for everything)#



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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:47p, 11/30/23
Shocky1 said:
^ spav has left berkeley twice now after only 1 season...texas is in his blood

coach toler & coach thompson are cali guys, the key is retaining coach bloesch who is the best coach on the staff

whose "time?"
Well, I hope he at least gave Wilcox a heads up so that the program was prepared.
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1:52p, 11/30/23
89, successful ceo's in any biz got contingency plans in place for key executives, it's been obvious to shocky from day 1 that spav's time in berkeley wuz not gonna be forever, so justin should not be surprised either

only a total con artist would not know any key employee replacement candidates like knowlton's search firm fiasco that resulted in mark fox

bloesch & saffell in 2024#
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In reply to bluehenbear • 2:05p, 11/30/23
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"With that being said..."

The official phrase of the Transfer Portal.
haha, luv me some cherub

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4:51p, 11/30/23

the most impressive north texas mean greenie during our fun roadtrip to denton wuz 5'11" 183 lbs wide receiver speedster ja'mori machlin who caught 57 balls for 1,004 yards in 2023

the grad transfer with 2 years of remaining eligiblity has been offered by the cal staff

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including texas)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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spav from waco (where's the small town high maintenance wife whose running the show?)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:38p, 11/30/23
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the most impressive north texas mean greenie during our fun roadtrip to denton wuz 5'11" 183 lbs wide receiver speedster ja'mori machlin who caught 57 balls for 1,004 yards in 2023

the grad transfer with 2 years of remaining eligiblity has been offered by the cal staff

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including texas)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
He will want to ball out when we go to SMU next year, hell yeah
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6:57p, 11/30/23

hero world pga tour tournament update for the 1st round:

in the exclusive 20 player field in the bahamas both max homa & colin morikawa shot 3 under par 69s & are tied for 4th place but overshadowed by tiger's 75 in his return to competitive golf for the first time since the masters

both max (winner in south africa) & colin (winner in japan) are coming off tournament wins & playing solid in their final tournament for the 2023 season, they won't tee it up again until the tournament of champions at kapalua in maui in early january of 2024

fun fact: colin recently moved on from his childhood swing coach rick sussinghaus in so cal & is now working with max's swing coach mark blackburn who has transformed homa's swing into a flatter plane with flawless mechanics...maybe the two of them can take a group lesson together or something with their new coach?...maybe blackburn offers groupon classes?

shut up, shocky#
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2:54a, 12/1/23
100% ..It was sad seeing Moore's expressions as the game got uglier for the Bruins. I wish him well!

exclusive cal's monster class 2023 bowl game defensive gameplan:

despite 72's above candy azz soft commentary, the key to winning the 2023 california golden bear bowl game will be to violently (and legally) hit the ******* opposing quarterbacks over & ******* over until they are physically unable (ethan garbers) & mentally unwilling (dante moore) to compete anymore

got it?



this is cal ******* football (and we will **** u up if ur from 63rd)#
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3:32a, 12/1/23

the magic of cal football (requires ur physical presence, watching on tv is for losers, do u got ur bowl game tixs?)#
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