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10:05a, 12/3/23
odonto, north scottsdale along with jupiter florida got more pga pros calling it home including homa, rahmbo, finau, etc than orange county which lacks any elite golf courses/practice facilities & there are dozens of nfl qbs that got 2nd homes in the desert

wut's the attraction?...mostly it's the opportunity to borrow some of the monster's jackets or something

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sale at fashion nova#
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10:47a, 12/3/23
colin's way after the fact 2 stroke penalty that wuz administered this morning by the pga staff prior to his 4th round wuz a result of using a measuring device on the practice green to quantify the percentage of break in the slope & then his caddie jj looking at those written notes on the par 4th hole yesterday & then conveying to morikawa that information

someone should tell matthew fitzpatrick that snitches get stitches

got it?
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10:57a, 12/3/23
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Ashtyn Davis just made one of my new favorite plays of all time. He took on the fullback and blew him up into Bijan Robinson for a safety. One hell of an effort
ashtyn davis from pasatiempo high school became a golden bear due to the identification of raw speed/physical skillset by future athletic director andrew mcgraw

has james arthur knowlton ever recruited anybody other than his cfo tom lowry (from the air force academy), the obstinate markeisha (yesterday's basketball attendance of 3356 wuz another victory for her obstinate brand of tix sales) & mark fox?
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11:38a, 12/3/23
independence bowl in 80 minutes will announce the 2023 participants, their pac 12 team will be the program not selected by the la bowl which got the option of cal or ucla

33-7#
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12:43p, 12/3/23

pro traveling maps tip: shreveport is in the upper left region of louisiana & less than 200 miles from dallas...that's a 2 hour driving time for the monster, wut speeding limit?

the university of calveston home game (r u gonna be there?)#
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cal's monster class social event of the year:

shocky will be hosting a FREE as **** brunch at the buc-ee's somewhere half way between dallas & shreveport on saturday january 16th...there will not be a dress code for this FUN event, fashion nova or animal clothing is just fine for this probable epic tailgate party

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but if u wanna dress up for cal's bowl game monster holiday brunch at buc-ee's that's fine too

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curvy brunette yoga females (that are not related to me) will be given preference in the buffet line & a gas card or maybe something practical like a bottle of lumify or a pony tail hair ribbon



tv fans (u know, people who don't seek adventure in life) r encouraged to break their candy azz soft patterns of sitting on their expanding broken down sorry azzs like sofa kings/queens eating glazed donuts with fuschia sprinkles & pounding down pabst malt liquor beer cans while watching cal football thousands of miles away further afar from the epicenter of the universe which for december 16th is gonna be shreveport louisiana

but make no ******* mistake about it, if the bears win then shocky is gonna STORM THE FIELD regardless of the consequences (pro tip: bringing some extra bail money is always a smart move in the deep south including but not limited to auburn for visiting berkeley hippies)

the monster requests ur presence

the time is now (for everything)#
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2:13p, 12/3/23
quick question: does anybody know a reliable bail bond firm in shreveport louisiana that's open on weekends with late hours?



bucket list: stormin' the field in the deep south (and living to go to modern yoga in scottsdale the following monday)#

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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:57p, 12/3/23
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Shocky1 said:


cal's monster offensive line recruiting update: syris corley

with a limited number of available schollys for the 2024 class, actionable offers are at a premium to the #1 ranked public university in the world for this upcoming weekend's official visits in berkeley

the university of calverston is tripping 6'5" 275 lbs offensive tackle/defensive end syris corley from taylor high school which is north of austin near round rock (texas)

syris is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.0 gpa & knows he can do better academically


check out corley at left tackle knocking the defensive player 25+ yards down the field, that's the kinda non stop motor that coach bloesch is targeting in trench workers that wanna relentlessly pound for ground...he plays too upright now with not enough knee bend (would benefit from a quick twitch yoga/meditation practice) but that's correctable with developmental coaching

yeah 3.8 gpa tyler knape needs a roomie for cal's summer bridge

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development coaching with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
look syris, ima fan of buc'ee's but breakfast at the claremont overlooking the palm trees & panoramic view of san francisco is way better than buc'ee's or steak & shake, got it?
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4:08p, 12/3/23
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cal's monster class bowl game breakdown:

texas tech's dance & cheer squads are nationally ranked & the program is deep in quick twitch +1 curvy brunette yoga females that compete at the highest level

yeah lubbock might be a ******* dump in the middle of nowhere but the raiders have recruited high school prospects with upside & developed that talent

if cal's athletic department wuzn't wasting money on worthless bureaucrats like knowlton & tryna operate 30+ financially unsustainable sports then the bears would be in a better position to elevate the dance/cheer squads & retain jaydn ott

but it's the chancellor's fault, right?

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sigh (go big blue, show wut u can do)#
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8:44p, 12/3/23

5"10" 170 lbs fleet footed safety logan wilson from north texas state got an offer from the cal staff, the grad transfer & dallas native got 1 year of remaining eligiblity

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (is looking for takers at safety)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:51p, 12/3/23
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cal's monster class recruiting update: keaton thomas

the nation's #3 rated juco linebacker 6'2" 230 lbs keaton thomas from northeast mississippi community college is gonna take an official visit to cal on the weekend of december 2nd

keaton is a native of jacksonville, florida & prepped at trinity christian...he got 3 years to play 3 seasons & is a december grad

thomas got sideline to sideline footspeed & made 107 tackles this season including 10 for losses along with 2 interceptions

it would make sense for keaton to be hosted by fellow floridian david reese when he trips to the left coast



the florida project (is becoming bear territory with the acc)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including tpc sawgrass)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

mr thomas, with the departure of one of the starters to washington, there's now a GOLDEN opportunity for your son to be an impact day one linebacker starter at the #1 ranked public university in the world who gotta acc road game to florida state in 2024

the california defensive scheme is designed to funnel action to the inside backers who season after season are among the nation's leaders in tackles

no alligators in cali (just doggys)#
keo's targeted replacement at inside backer "loved the experience" during his 1st time to the west coast, keaton don't got any other official visits scheduled at this time & will decide in the next 10 days & sign in mid december with an enrollment in january at the school of his choice in time for 2024 spring ball with 3 years of remaining eligibility
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9:30p, 12/3/23
2023 independence bowl schedule:

bears practiced today & will also practice next week on tuesday (the 5th) & thursday (the 7th) before practicing again on the weekend of the 8-10th which also be a major recruiting official visits weekend in berkeley

then the majority of the team will fly out on wednesday the 13th during the berkeley finals week of december 11th thru the 15th which will require significant proctoring of final examinations at the team hotel...good news is that the grad cert program veterans will be finishing finals next week (and the not the week of december 11th) & will be fully immersed in bowl week practices & activities with zero academic responsibilities

wednesday december 13th will be the kick off dinner with both teams (texas tech defensive coordinator is tim deruyter & marcel yates is also on the raiders staff) being served alligators & ****...no top dog in shreveport baby



bobby boucher=david reese#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:47p, 12/3/23
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coach toler has extended an actionable offer to this weekend's elite wide receiving visitor 5'11" 165 lbs josiah martin from denton in the great state of texas with a buc'ee's on a lotta street corners

josiah is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa...yeah that's a function of him being a mama's boy like shocky, we listen to r mommy's which is a pro tip move


martin is a playmaker & gotta opportunity to put up numbers in the bears quick strike passing offense with qb fernando mendoza throwing dimes when cal visits annual acc rivalry opponent smu in highland park in the fall of 2024


no wonder megan stallion wanna go to the guyer senior prom with josiah or something

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including boston & charlotesville)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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major commitment from elite wide receiver with actionable offers nationwide, coach bloesch coached at guyer high school back in the day & coach toler has been actively involved in this recruitment for the last 2 years

yeah josiah will enroll this january & compete in the wide receiving room during 2024 spring ball, megan stallion is gonna have to catch her guy for a bicycle ride on the golden gate bridge maybe on july 4th or something

next fall's roadie in highland park against smu is already circled on the martin family calendar

the magic of cal football (is engaged in the heart of texas)#
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10:29p, 12/3/23
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fernando mendoza press conference:

"having FUN at the bowl game is the side dish, winning the bowl game is the MAIN dish"

yeah my fellow haas biz ad school classmate is wise as **** even tho nando is from biscayne bay where the cuban gentlemen sleep all day he stills like to order the 30 day old deep fried barracuda at sexy fish in brickell where wearing a low cut dress is overdressing

no es bueno, amigo

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11:05p, 12/3/23
cal's monster class exclusive update:

the cal athletic department has borrowed $11,000,000 from the central campus instead of cutting teams/rightsizing the internal bureaucracy

cfo tom lowry has responded to my public information requests with the following statement:

"In FY 22, Cal Athletics borrowed $11M from Central Campus to help offset short term revenue losses, and properly characterized the loan for NCCA and external audit reporting. Campus agreed to provide an $11M interest only/forgiveable loan (FY22), with a 29 year loan (FY22-FY51), interest/payment free for ten years (FY22-32), at a 3% interest rate."

question for greg richardson: is secretly borrowing money from the central campus instead of reducing costs/cutting sports a financially sustainable course of action?
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:22p, 12/3/23
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update re: yesterday's zoom call between knowlton & the acc commish

the acc commish is encouraging cal to play more west coast teams in non conference play particularly mid majors during the middle of acc conference play

the commish fully understands (unlike the con artist) the importance of the sec football scheduling model of a-c-c-d games to ensure bowl eligibility

right now the bears for 2024 got an "a" game at auburn, a "b" game hosting san diego state & a "d" game hosting uc davis

it's absolutely critical that in cal's inaugural 2024 season in the acc that bowl eligibility is achieved from both a recruiting & fan base energy standpoint...there's gonna be another round of conference realignment in the future & if the bears aren't a perennial bowl team we're gonna be left behind, the mountain west is a death blow...reality is that cal is the acc because of the lobbying efforts of stanford's condeleezza rice & notre dame's jack swarbrick, it got nothing to do with jim or carol who wuz sitting on the sidelines with their hands in their pockets eating popcorn

so that's why not signing the oregon state and/or washington state future football game contracts that are sitting on knowlton's desk awaiting his signature should never be executed, the con artist is awaiting both schools dropping their lawsuits against the departing pac 12 schools

oregon state is a nationally ranked team that could mean cal is not bowl eligible in 2024, the bears got zero recruits from oregon in the current high school class & the fan base got zero interest in traveling to a drizzly azz truck stop town like corvallis anymore

the bears will be playing the irish in the future but not until the current notre dame/stanford series is done in 2025 & the nd tv deal with nbc is finalized...right now it's looking like 3 to 5 games during the next 12 years

the acc comish is working to replace the big 10 in the rose bowl, he's already got deals in place with the holiday bowl & the la bowl (which would be a huge boost for cal recruiting in so cal with usc & ucla games never happening again) for acc teams

not surprisingly at the end of the zoom, knowlton made a cheap shot comment about larry & george as pac 12 commishs which is ironically disingenuous coming from the worst/least qualified athletic director in the nation who plays dodgeball with every interview request

yeah the con artist is continuing his degradation of cal revenue sports, the 4th out of conference game for 2024 is absolutely critical with respects to the upward trajectory of the cal football program...he's made in clear he's not gonna cut any sports or reduce any of his massive infrastructure of worthless bureaucrats like himself & markeisha, financial comprehension/responsibility is not in his tool kit

only a dumb **** would schedule oregon state for 2024 (or extend mark fox's contract)

cap
cal's dumb as **** athletic director has signed the 2024 oregon state contract as 1st reported here, knowlton's clueless enablers will tell you the beavers are a beatable team but reality is that they've been a nationally ranked team the last 2 years & with martinez returning at rb they will be a 50/50 game for the bears next season

james arthur knowlton signed the oregon state contract despite the acc commish telling him to schedule a mid major mid season to ensure as many acc teams as possible are bowl eligible
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11:42p, 12/3/23

2023 & 2024 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused):

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 & 2024 yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2024 class:
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
mateen bhaghani, kicker (3.85 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
rashawn clark, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.1 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 37 of these 2023 & 16 2024 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

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don't forget to take the chicken out#

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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:03a, 12/4/23
!@#$ING DUMBASS
Start Slowly and taper off
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5:52a, 12/4/23

so with that being said, at this exact moment in time here are 17 PUBLIC scholly departures and 16 scholly additions for 2024, at some non linear point in the future the two dissimilar functions need to equal each other, got it?

and don't forget to take the chicken out

scholly roster math is fun (unless ur a collegiate head coach)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:33a, 12/4/23
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cal's monster class exclusive update:

the cal athletic department has borrowed $11,000,000 from the central campus instead of cutting teams/rightsizing the internal bureaucracy

cfo tom lowry has responded to my public information requests with the following statement:

"In FY 22, Cal Athletics borrowed $11M from Central Campus to help offset short term revenue losses, and properly characterized the loan for NCCA and external audit reporting. Campus agreed to provide an $11M interest only/forgiveable loan (FY22), with a 29 year loan (FY22-FY51), interest/payment free for ten years (FY22-32), at a 3% interest rate."

question for greg richardson: is secretly borrowing money from the central campus instead of reducing costs/cutting sports a financially sustainable course of action?


Our government seems to think it is.
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10:25a, 12/4/23
Cak Berkley !



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11:42a, 12/4/23
^ spehlleng iz ohverrated if ur a quick twetch +1 atheletuc backer with sideline to sideline speeed
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:45a, 12/4/23
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Shocky1 said:


cal's monster offensive line recruiting update: syris corley

with a limited number of available schollys for the 2024 class, actionable offers are at a premium to the #1 ranked public university in the world for this upcoming weekend's official visits in berkeley

the university of calverston is tripping 6'5" 275 lbs offensive tackle/defensive end syris corley from taylor high school which is north of austin near round rock (texas)

syris is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.0 gpa & knows he can do better academically


check out corley at left tackle knocking the defensive player 25+ yards down the field, that's the kinda non stop motor that coach bloesch is targeting in trench workers that wanna relentlessly pound for ground...he plays too upright now with not enough knee bend (would benefit from a quick twitch yoga/meditation practice) but that's correctable with developmental coaching

yeah 3.8 gpa tyler knape needs a roomie for cal's summer bridge

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development coaching with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

cal's monster offensive line (luvs bad azz texans)#
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11:48a, 12/4/23

3.93 gpa riordan crusader#
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12:30p, 12/4/23

the cal staff has extended an offer to 6'5" 265 lbs apex predator edge defender khorae sydnor from iona prep in harlem (my west village daughter taylor volunteers/community service work at the thurgood marshall academy in harlem)...sydnor is a portal transfer from them purdue boilermakers with 3 years of eligibility & an in interest in financial counseling & planning...yeah the haas undergraduate biz school is the #1 ranked biz school on planet earth for future wall streeters, silicon valley venture capitalists or san francisco private equity barons

khorae got 2 sacks this season & as a redshirt freshman in 2022 got 22 tackles including 4.5 sacks along with all big 10 academic honors, he's not a dumb azz



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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:47p, 12/4/23
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2024 california golden bears scholly roster math:

with the power vested in me (and NOT by the staff) by the north america t-rex substitute modern yoga teacher association, the monster is hereby awarding schollys to the following deserving 3 current preferred walks ons such as & so forth as follows:

jack endries, tight end, 3.83 gpa at caldecott tunnel hs
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trond grizzell, wide receiver, 3.8 gpa online sr yr hs
https://instagr.am/p/Czzuz_ypDDZ
mateen bhaghani, kicker, 3.85 gpa at legoland hs

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru hard work both on the football field & in the classrooms)

wow, did not see this coming, mateen told he will not receive a scholly in 2024 & now the elite place kicking walk on is in the transfer portal

but make no mistake about it, shocky is michael luckhurst's biggest #1 fan (along with mick) & the monster has even predicted that he's gonna be a future nfl kicker

shocky's critics (and there's more than a few) r gonna find out if yoga boy is full of b.s. or not when it comes to special teams

in lucky we trust#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:58p, 12/4/23
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a huge factor in the epic ucla victory wuz mentally tuff as nails (and as skinny as nails) mateen bhaghani from legoland high school in san diego

spoke with his parents javed & tabassum at the oakland airport after the washington state game, tole them their son got good hair...they tole me mateen wuz a high gpa preferred walk on recruited by coach barton & that they haven't had any conversations with the cal staff, hopefully that changes in the very near future for the deserving scholly kicker

special teams wuz huge tonite from the 100 yards off to the races touchdown by jaydn ott, the 100% violent collision fumble caused by inside backer hunter barth, both precision & long anger management punting by lachlan wilson & moneyball snaps by the nation's 2023 class #1 ranked long snapper david bird who earns side money be impersonating gene simmons in a kiss cover band or something

yeah mateen's beautifully arching right to left drawing kicks have led him on this journey to walk home in berkeley

nothing but best wishes for mateen bhaghani and his beautiful family moving forward...the communication with them by the staff re: the program only carrying 1 scholly kicker wuz poor, that's why coach wilcox needs to hire a full time special teams coach with one of the two staff openings

mateen is a special person, it's very disappointing that the exceptional preferred walk on with academic ambition is not gonna earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world
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1:16p, 12/4/23
Shocky let's be honest. This move is STUPID and directly contradicts one of Greg and Kevin's points of emphasis. It does absolutely nothing to help Cal win football games going forward. Unbelievable really.
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1:18p, 12/4/23
Disappointing that our ST coach Vic So'oto took so long to figure out WHO our FG kicker should be and to add icing on the cake . . . he's now GONE.
"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:24p, 12/4/23
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what up sbgold?...there's zero chance that hank the stank who is very proficient at completing long passes out of bounds & last game completed 13 of 34 passes for 93 yards & an unreal 19.1 qb rating is gonna end up in berkeley unless billy m feels like he need a jv qb for the devo squad or something, ok?

the #1 quarterback on the staff's big board is 6'2" 190 lbs cj tiller whose dad's upscale home renovation biz resulted in the fam moving from gilbert arizona to rancho cucamonga cali & is currently committed to boise state



cj is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.17 gpa and plays with a lot of improvisational foxy moxy kinda like jake haener...but more importantly he got great hair & a yoga hairstylist



cj & his parents are gonna officially visit the blue carpet this friday nite for the san diego state game but whose gonna explain the schemes since the offensive coordinator got fired on monday when he refused to bench hank the stank?

they are gonna see in person all world freshman quarterback 6'6" +1 athlete taylen green who is the next kap & gonna be the starting qb the next couple of years in freezing azz boise before heading to the nfl



it should be noted that a bose sound system degree is kinda worthless, they not even listed in the current forbes top 500+ college rankings

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked university in the world (including the victoria promenade mall)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

cj tiller decommitment watch#
cal's monster class exclusive recruiting quarterback update:

the #1 qb target transfer portal target is boise state's unreal taylen green, he got an actionable offer

read the monster's above post re: then qb recruit cj tiller, check out shocky's quote:

"they are gonna see in person all world freshman quarterback 6'6" +1 athlete taylen green who is the next kap & gonna be the next starting qb the next couple of years in freezing azz boise before heading to the nfl"

right now taylen is a dual qb starter for the broncos en route to 1752 passing yards & has not ruled out returning to boise state, no decision has made at this time re: his availability for the broncos la bowl game against ucla

https://instagr.am/p/CyMD70YvyaQ
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In reply to DiabloWags • 3:22p, 12/4/23
DiabloWags said:
Disappointing that our ST coach Vic So'oto took so long to figure out WHO our FG kicker should be and to add icing on the cake . . . he's now GONE.


It was the difference early, particularly the loss to Auburn. Who knows how the season goes if we make those FGs? But I don't know if Luckhurst made those in practice. Thst said, So'oto is not allocating scholarships. Mateen obviously thinks he can get one or some NIL to pay for college. Maybe even <eventually> from Cal.? No one is necessarily <wrong> here. Everyone is just trying to figure out what is best for them. Hopefully Wilcox, So'oto and all have made it clear Mateen is valued, will play in the bowl and is welcome back next year, even if we do not presently have a scholarship for him.
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In reply to calumnus • 4:25p, 12/4/23
calumnus said:
DiabloWags said:
Disappointing that our ST coach Vic So'oto took so long to figure out WHO our FG kicker should be and to add icing on the cake . . . he's now GONE.


It was the difference early, particularly the loss to Auburn. Who knows how the season goes if we make those FGs? But I don't know if Luckhurst made those in practice. Thst said, So'oto is not allocating scholarships. Mateen obviously thinks he can get one or some NIL to pay for college. Maybe even <eventually> from Cal.? No one is necessarily <wrong> here. Everyone is just trying to figure out what is best for them. Hopefully Wilcox, So'oto and all have made it clear Mateen is valued, will play in the bowl and is welcome back next year, even if we do not presently have a scholarship for him.
I would not be surprised if Mateen is a walk on somewhere with a promise to have a scholie if he performs. Yes, kind of like here initially. I don't think schools are going to be jumping out at him. Not a knock. Just probably the market for kickers who are not seen as elite.
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5:55p, 12/4/23


quick twitch +1 athlete with elite length & a strong arm#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:04p, 12/4/23
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Shocky1 said:
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has extended an offer to 2024 current san jose state commit 6'7" 246 lbs offensive tackle kalolo ta'aga from east palo alto & a teammate of 2025 trench mate peter langi

ta'aga is a +1 athlete that has focused on basketball & is now blowing up with offers nationwide during his 1st season evah of playing football

kalolo (best name evah, sometimes destiny is written in the stars) is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa at the academically rigorous riordan high school

go crusaders (building a 30 minute driving time on gamedays for the fam pipeline to berkeley)#

the university of california berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth via nfl development with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
kalolo, is benji gonna do a barbecue this weekend or not?

monster high gpa & potential future starter got an actionable offer#
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6:55p, 12/4/23
89 & calalumnus, in speaking with mateen's parents at the oakland airport for 15 minutes it wuz very clear that they are both highly educated & have instilled that academic ambition in their remarkable son

based on this conversation ima of the option that mateen is not gonna trade a degree from the #1 public university in the world in order to get a scholly at a nau, nevada or sacramento state bottom feeder degree skool...ucla makes the most sense as the bruins need an ice in his veins accurate scholly kicker, the family's home in so cal & a very good (but not world class) ucla education

if ucla don't offer a scholly, this could get very interesting...
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