cal's monster offensive line

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oskiswifeshusband said:

Shockster wuts your take on Rich Lyons as the chancellor ?

oskisdoggyisnotpottytrained, rich lyons (the former dean of the haas biz school & the current chancellor for innovation & entrepreneurship but most importantly a berkeley undergraduate before earning a phd from mit) don't got much of a chance of being appointed the next chancellor based upon both his credentials in never running a university but also to be honest with you as a white male...lyons bleeds blue & gold and would be a transformational upgrade over christ based upon his understanding & support of cal athletics (albeit his sitting on the committee that voted to rebrand cal athletics as "cal berkeley" which is the unconscionable act of worthless bureaucrats like jennifer simon-o'neil who also served on the committee) but the politics make him an extreme longshot unlike shocky's favored candidate & probable current frontrunner dr adela de la torre

keep in mind the current frontrunner to replace chancellor gene block at ucla is the remarkable condoleezza rice who along with notre dame's athletic director jack swarbrick & smu's george bush allowed us to ride their masterful high level lobbying efforts in receiving a life saving invitation to join the acc...shocky has conversed with condoleezza at both cypress point & augusta national where she holds memberships at both clubs, condi is 100% a sports enthusiast of the highest level




The obvious question is why she isn't a candidate for Cal Chancellor. I'd assume she values Cal's academic standing, but maybe she knows too much about the political minefield the academic senate and frankly the students and COB present. I wish her no ill will but would hate to see UCLA snap her up. In some ways, having a med school along with being in LA makes UCLA a better gig.
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hollywood, agreed that condi would be a remarkable candidate for both cal & ucla but the most obvious question to me is why wuzn't she stanford's 12th president when classics scholar dr richard saller wuz innagurated into office on october 16, 2023?

keep in mind that stanford's budget including its hospitals is currently larger than 13 states

the litmus test for me with respects to the next berkeley chancellor is whether or not they will expediently terminate knowlton which will likely result in a successor that will cut sport teams, reduce unnecessary bureaucratic bloat & balance the budget or will they follow in christ's footsteps in allowing the con artist to continue chartering his current course of direction in running cal's athletic department into the looming existential financial iceberg which will end cal's revenue sports as we know them...it's really this simple



adapt or die#
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Sure! We've got the former head of the Capitol Police in charge of the UCPD to crack down on any dissent, why not bring in one of the world's most notorious war criminals to run the whole show?
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Agree with Marshall. AT has done a phenomenal job with managing his room and having everyone ready to play at a high level.
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matthew cindric & future head coach in waiting mike saffell got literally UNLIMITED futures as haas biz ad grads & leaders of cal's monster offensive line

this is cal football (smarter than ur average bears)#
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fun fact: back in the cal's monster class era shocky would converse pregame at haas pavilion with the studious tamarik rabb who always had a book with him while sitting next to his delightful moms tami (then the head chef at the ol' yeller cafe across the street from bishop o'dowd high school, now she OWNS the devaugn's cajun kitchen in san leandro)...we never talked about his older brother high school mcdonalds all american older bro young ivee or basketball, we talked about his entrepreneurial dreams & possible paths to achieve those dreams


let's fast forward, tamarik graduated from o'dowd, graduated canada junior college with a 4.0 gpa & transferred to cal & is crushing it these days as a graduate of the undergraduate haas business school

shocky is very proud of the fact that the once primarily white azz haas biz school has become more inclusive over time, this transformation accelerated under the tireless leadership of then haas biz school dean rich lyons...as a former berkeley undergraduate, lyons bleeds blue & gold and understands the mission of the #1 ranked public university in the world

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oskiswifeshusband said:

Shockster wuts your take on Rich Lyons as the chancellor ?
shocky is 100% all in with rich lyons as the next chancellor


let's ******* go#
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the magic of cal football (2024 east coast acc roadtrips, where's nando & sammy singer?)#
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cal's monster class:

coach saffell has offered nightmare match up 6'6" 252 lbs tight cole rusk a portal transfer from murray state (originally eastern michigan who caught 39 passes for 507 yards in 2023, the rock island illinois native got 2 years of remaining eligibility

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world & the quad cities (for those that wanna build generational wealth playing in the acc & studying in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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2024 acc scouting reports:

the smu mustangs (11-3) got forded 23-14 by the boston college eagles as the pony's starting qb1 preston stone dnp due to injury & his replacement qb2 kevin jennings had an abysmal qb rating of 30.4...the bears will be traveling to texas for this annual rivalry game in 2024, the gameplan to pound for ground behind cal's monster offensive line with heisman candidate jaydn ott will exploit the smu candy azz soft front 7 which gave up 262 rushing yards to a good not great boston college rushing attack

the rutgers scarlet knights weather channeled 31-24 the miami hurricanes (7-6) as the knights running back kyle monangai rushed 25 times for an explosive 163 yards...the hurricanes will be traveling to memorial stadium in 2024 & like the smu game the bears will be able to impose their will in relentlessly pounding the ball down miami's throats while controlling the time of possession battle...miami will be losing 2 elite safeties to the 2024 nfl draft & the front 7 not only got gouged on the ground but also had zero sacks today which is great news for biscayne bay native fernando mendoza
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matthew cindric & future head coach in waiting mike saffell got literally UNLIMITED futures as haas biz ad grads & leaders of cal's monster offensive line

this is cal football (smarter than ur average bears)#
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^ haha hoop dreams=haas b-school grad
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highly official california golden bear last will & testament prepared at a discounted rate by junior barrister brenden glapion filed with the recorder of the state of the bahamas & ibiza tourism/criminal justice office and witnessed by the fun doorman at mila:

i, william sherlock schulz aka the dumb azz, of unsound mind but fit as **** yoga boy body hereby swear (too much) that should the monster die today while taking a mechanically unchecked small private airplane or crashing a small motor boat driven by an inebriated captain jack in a reckless quest to see them cute as **** swimming piggys on some remote key in the carribean ocean that my 50 yard line perch at memorial stadium be left to cal strong so he can finally attend a cal football game in person

let's ******* go (clothes r for losers)#
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this is cal football (the takers r also the givers)#
Go Cam, Go Bears!

Thanks for posting something awesome, Shocky, I enjoyed that a lot!
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Californium said:

Shocky1 said:


this is cal football (the takers r also the givers)#
Go Cam, Go Bears!

Thanks for posting something awesome, Shocky, I enjoyed that a lot!


I can't believe she yelled, "Stand on business!". Lol.
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2024 acc scouting reports:

the smu mustangs (11-3) got forded 23-14 by the boston college eagles as the pony's starting qb1 preston stone dnp due to injury & his replacement qb2 kevin jennings had an abysmal qb rating of 30.4...the bears will be traveling to texas for this annual rivalry game in 2024, the gameplan to pound for ground behind cal's monster offensive line with heisman candidate jaydn ott will exploit the smu candy azz soft front 7 which gave up 262 rushing yards to a good not great boston college rushing attack

the rutgers scarlet knights weather channeled 31-24 the miami hurricanes (7-6) as the knights running back kyle monangai rushed 25 times for an explosive 163 yards...the hurricanes will be traveling to memorial stadium in 2024 & like the smu game the bears will be able to impose their will in relentlessly pounding the ball down miami's throats while controlling the time of possession battle...miami will be losing 2 elite safeties to the 2024 nfl draft & the front 7 not only got gouged on the ground but also had zero sacks today which is great news for biscayne bay native fernando mendoza
2024 out of conference scouting report:

the oregon state beavers (8-5) got flooded at the dam 40-8 by the acc affiliated notre dame irish...but this wuz not the program that will bring all american running back damien martinez (dnp today due to a dui) & the wildly terrific improvisational quarterback gevani mccoy who will be bitterly coming to memorial stadium for pac 2 revenge/blood on september 28th for an unwisely scheduled game...like the two 2024 opponents referenced in the above post, the beavers wuz not strong today against the rush allowing the domers to grind for 236 yards on the ground...if u luv smashsmouth football, the 2024 california golden bears season is gonna be a lotta fun
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cal's monster class:

coach saffell has offered nightmare match up 6'6" 252 lbs tight cole rusk a portal transfer from murray state (originally eastern michigan who caught 39 passes for 507 yards in 2023, the rock island illinois native got 2 years of remaining eligibility

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world & the quad cities (for those that wanna build generational wealth playing in the acc & studying in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/



heavy is the head that wears the crown (go racers to berkeley)#
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

2024 acc scouting reports:

the smu mustangs (11-3) got forded 23-14 by the boston college eagles as the pony's starting qb1 preston stone dnp due to injury & his replacement qb2 kevin jennings had an abysmal qb rating of 30.4...the bears will be traveling to texas for this annual rivalry game in 2024, the gameplan to pound for ground behind cal's monster offensive line with heisman candidate jaydn ott will exploit the smu candy azz soft front 7 which gave up 262 rushing yards to a good not great boston college rushing attack

the rutgers scarlet knights weather channeled 31-24 the miami hurricanes (7-6) as the knights running back kyle monangai rushed 25 times for an explosive 163 yards...the hurricanes will be traveling to memorial stadium in 2024 & like the smu game the bears will be able to impose their will in relentlessly pounding the ball down miami's throats while controlling the time of possession battle...miami will be losing 2 elite safeties to the 2024 nfl draft & the front 7 not only got gouged on the ground but also had zero sacks today which is great news for biscayne bay native fernando mendoza
2024 out of conference scouting report:

the oregon state beavers (8-5) got flooded at the dam 40-8 by the acc affiliated notre dame irish...but this wuz not the program that will bring all american running back damien martinez (dnp today due to a dui) & the wildly terrific improvisational quarterback gevani mccoy who will be bitterly coming to memorial stadium for pac 2 revenge/blood on september 28th for an unwisely scheduled game...like the two 2024 opponents referenced in the above post, the beavers wuz not strong today against the rush allowing the domers to grind for 236 yards on the ground...if u luv smashsmouth football, the 2024 california golden bears season is gonna be a lotta fun


"Unwisely scheduled"….? You keep harping on that like you know that there were other options.

With Cal going to the ACC and needing one game against a P4/5 team (as that's what the league prefers), Oregon State was about the only choice. Cal already had an FBS game, (Davis), scheduling another would only hurt the Bears' schedule as it would not count towards Bowl eligibility. G5? Name available options please.

Thinking you can schedule a non conference game at less than a years' notice is difficult. Especially since you are joining a new conference and don't know your own conference schedule yet. The ACC schedule won't be announced until sometime in January. From what I understand, only 3 teams might have been available to play Cal, but only Oregon State could play in September. Cal had few options, and probably none to line up a non conference game in October or November.

Again, please let us all know who you think Cal could have scheduled instead of OSU, which now according to your opinion doesn't look so bad?
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alky, great athletic directors got connections throughout the college landscape & multiple gameplans for literally all contingencies, would you agree with that?...isn't that what successful ceos do in all spectrums of the business world, adapting on the fly?

these connections would've gotten the independence bowl the day after berkeley finals (which adversely impacted the performances of haas biz ad major fernando mendoza & true freshman cade uluave among other undergraduate student athletes) horse traded for a bowl game in late december

that didn't happen with the con artist

the networking with other athletic directors for a potential game with the bears should've started a year (or two) ago, waiting around is the act of a worthless bureaucrat...cal got into the acc in august, at that point knowlton should've already had a dozen legit potential scenarios for a 4th occ game...oregon state with all american running back damien martinez & the remarkably improvisational quarterback gevani moccoy will be a very dangerous opponent when the beavers visit memorial stadium on september 28, 2024

a great athletic director would've called in favors to arrange a 4th occ game with a very beatable opponent, this happens all the time with programs canceling prescheduled 2024 games in order to either avoid certain dangerous teams or schedule easier creampuffs...for instance just recently stanford wisely got out of their 2024 game with dangerous jacksonville state (9-4 this season including a bowl victory)

and almost none of these great athletic directors are stealing $1,300,000 a year while playing dodgeball with all interview requests and secretly borrowing tens of millions of dollars from the central campus instead of just balancing the budget

alky, 100% realize u bleed blue & gold too, are u upset too that the long promised basketball practice facility isn't gonna happen anytime soon (this decade) according to my recent conversation with the former lead $10,000,000 donor doug goldman (his offer is no longer on the table)?...r u enraged that a mens basketball team with an exciting enthusiastic new head coach drew just 2516 fans at the last game as haas yet knolwton & his handpicked markeishaa stubbornly refuse to offer free tixs to all students?...mbb got no future pipeline for future season tixs buyers & donors right now

the truth is that knowlton is a worthless piece of **** that is running all cal athletics teams into an existential financial iceberg & his failure to find a 4th game against a team that will facilitate the upward trajectory of the cal football program is just another one of the con artist's **** ups

andrew mcgraw as the next athletic director is the solution

real talk#
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alky, great athletic directors got connections throughout the college landscape & multiple gameplans for literally all contingencies, would you agree with that?...isn't that what successful ceos do in all spectrums of the business world, adapting on the fly?

these connections would've gotten the independence bowl the day after berkeley finals (which adversely impacted the performances of haas biz ad major fernando mendoza & true freshman cade uluave among other undergraduate student athletes) horse traded for a bowl game in late december

that didn't happen with the con artist

the networking with other athletic directors for a potential game with the bears should've started a year (or two) ago, waiting around is the act of a worthless bureaucrat...cal got into the acc in august, at that point knowlton should've already had a dozen legit potential scenarios for a 4th occ game

a great athletic director would've called in favors to arrange a 4th occ game with a very beatable opponent, this happens all the time with programs canceling prescheduled 2024 games in order to either avoid certain dangerous teams or schedule easier creampuffs...for instance just recently stanford wisely got out of their 2024 game with dangerous jacksonville state (9-4 this season including a bowl victory)

and almost none of these great athletic directors are stealing $1,300,000 a year while playing dodgeball with all interview requests and secretly borrowing tens of millions of dollars from the central campus instead of just balancing the budget

alky, 100% realize u bleed blue & gold too, are u upset too that the long promised basketball practice facility isn't gonna happen anytime soon (this decade) according to my recent conversation with the former lead $10,000,000 donor doug goldman (his offer is no longer on the table)?...r u enraged that a mens basketball team with an exciting enthusiastic new head coach drew just 2516 fans at the last game as haas yet knolwton & his handpicked markeishaa stubbornly refuse to offer free tixs to all students?...mbb got no future pipeline for future season tixs buyers & donors right now

the truth is that knowlton is a worthless piece of **** that is running all cal athletics teams into an existential financial iceberg & his failure to find a 4th game against a team that will facilitate the upward trajectory of the cal football program is just another one of the con artist's **** ups

andrew mcgraw as the next athletic director is the solution

real talk#



Name the teams Cal could have "horse traded" for a game. You can't.
Sounds good to you but sorry, you're incorrect.
(And Andrew has no interest in the job).

You should probably stop making some things up.
And I'm no Knowlton apologist. I agree he needs to go. So you can stop asking the repetitive questions.

And how come you got no tickets to tonight's hoop game??? Gonna watch it on TV? Lol
Real talk my ass.
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alky, not gonna argue with you but literally every mediocre to lousy college football team wuz a prospect to cancel an existing game in order to play cal in 2024 with the right deal

will send u a private message with some information ur apparently missing here
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alky, when cal's monster class got terminated here, both shocky & my yoga buddy jaylen brown walked away from the cal basketball program, got it?...shocky doesn't even watch the games on tv, with my scorpio skies ocd tendencies ima either all in or all out in my pursuits (you don't play the last 17 world top 100 golf lists by just wanting to play a couple of good courses or something)

think ur basketball program is well past 100+ losses in the hole since that happened

good luck tonite
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aiden is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.1 gpa at butte junior college which wuz necessary after getting pins put in his body after a high school sophomore year injury in twentynine palms, sullivan is UNBREAKABLE

aaron rodgers jr (is coach sirmon's top target)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a manageable drive on gamedays for the fam unlike the other 4 academically mediocre finalists)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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the 2023 mid american conference's leading receiver#
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Shock, I think you are giving OSU too much credit. AFAIK the only missing key player today was their RB. The only notable "proven" transfer is McCoy.

And would not be surprised to see some more transferring out by spring.


And then they lost their 2 beast weapons, their HC and their OL coach.

If JW can't beat OSU at home next year - he needs to be fired then and there.
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oskishorseyisfast, as shocky sits here in the bahamas on the patio with his 3 kids listening to the steel drum carribean beats in the distance, he hopes ur rite but at this exact moment oregon state is still a very DANGEROUS 2024 opponent

https://instagr.am/p/C07J8QtsT0Z
the dancing blue light across the water of a better tomorrow (kinda like boats against the current or something)#
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Agreed!

Oregon State has a lot of potential and is flying under people's radar.
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https://www.sacbee.com/sports/nba/sacramento-kings/article283226043.html
back in the day during the cal monster era of multiple mcdonalds all americans playing in front of sold out almost 11,000 frenzied fans on gamedays, the staff brought in chase comanche for an unofficial visit during the bears epic victory over the then #1 ranked wildcats on justin cobbs ice in his veins moneyball dagger to the heart

this wuz covered by the monster...but let me tell u know wut the monster didn't tell u about that visit, ok?

bigs coach gregg gottlieb tole me that chance (in front of his moms melissa mcgee who wuz a wbb all american at long beach state) asked if our men's basketball players had to go to classes & did anybody take all the tests for them?

coach montgomery ended that recruitment almost on the spot...gregg & i laughed about chance being a dumb azz & we wuz both in agreement that arizona or usc would be a better fit given his academic profile

and now comanche is gonna spend the rest of his life rotting in jail hopefully getting azz raped nightly or something

my daughter taylor met arizona all american rawle alkins once in old town, he's kinda obsessed with tay & sends her messages all the time which she ignores...rawle tole her he never took a class during his multiple years in tuscon, there wuz 100% academic fraud to keep alkins eligible

https://instagr.am/p/BOTs5_CAt5s
bottom line, when cal fans wanna know why can't we be more like arizona or florida state, they got no ******* idea of the **** going on at those schools, got it?

yeah bear down in tuscon

the donut boy of tuscon (wuz a piece of ****)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru academic achievement and reading books & **** like that)

them arizona wildcats lose to florida atlantic below decks 96-95 in las vegas

wut's kinda funny is that the primary arizona basketball fan board got zero mentions of their former player chance comanche being arrested for killing a hooker in las vegas with the assistance of his girlfriend (also a hooker) in las vegas

but there is a kinda vague reference to shocky by one of the board's mods (who also has a sports talk show in tuscon) mike luke which he started after the monster made the above post
https://247sports.com/college/arizona/board/102968/Contents/serious-question-that-someone-posed-223787692/?page=1

serious question: has anyone ever met a diehard arizona wildcat fan who wuz even slightly concerned that the basketball program commits 100% academic fraud which for some is apparently a pathway to becoming a murderer?

bear down (with ZERO academic integrity)#

the university of arizona head football coach has written a letter of recommendation on behalf of a predator who violently sexually assaulted with another teammate a scared underage hawaiian high school girl in a stairwell after a football game thru overwhelming force

bear down in tuscon#
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:


https://www.sacbee.com/sports/nba/sacramento-kings/article283226043.html
back in the day during the cal monster era of multiple mcdonalds all americans playing in front of sold out almost 11,000 frenzied fans on gamedays, the staff brought in chase comanche for an unofficial visit during the bears epic victory over the then #1 ranked wildcats on justin cobbs ice in his veins moneyball dagger to the heart

this wuz covered by the monster...but let me tell u know wut the monster didn't tell u about that visit, ok?

bigs coach gregg gottlieb tole me that chance (in front of his moms melissa mcgee who wuz a wbb all american at long beach state) asked if our men's basketball players had to go to classes & did anybody take all the tests for them?

coach montgomery ended that recruitment almost on the spot...gregg & i laughed about chance being a dumb azz & we wuz both in agreement that arizona or usc would be a better fit given his academic profile

and now comanche is gonna spend the rest of his life rotting in jail hopefully getting azz raped nightly or something

my daughter taylor met arizona all american rawle alkins once in old town, he's kinda obsessed with tay & sends her messages all the time which she ignores...rawle tole her he never took a class during his multiple years in tuscon, there wuz 100% academic fraud to keep alkins eligible

https://instagr.am/p/BOTs5_CAt5s
bottom line, when cal fans wanna know why can't we be more like arizona or florida state, they got no ******* idea of the **** going on at those schools, got it?

yeah bear down in tuscon

the donut boy of tuscon (wuz a piece of ****)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru academic achievement and reading books & **** like that)

them arizona wildcats lose to florida atlantic below decks 96-95 in las vegas

wut's kinda funny is that the primary arizona basketball fan board got zero mentions of their former player chance comanche being arrested for killing a hooker in las vegas with the assistance of his girlfriend (also a hooker) in las vegas

but there is a kinda vague reference to shocky by one of the board's mods (who also has a sports talk show in tuscon) mike luke which he started after the monster made the above post
https://247sports.com/college/arizona/board/102968/Contents/serious-question-that-someone-posed-223787692/?page=1

serious question: has anyone ever met a diehard arizona wildcat fan who wuz even slightly concerned that the basketball program commits 100% academic fraud which for some is apparently a pathway to becoming a murderer?

bear down (with ZERO academic integrity)#

the university of arizona head football coach has written a letter of recommendation on behalf of a predator who violently sexually assaulted with another teammate a scared underage hawaiian high school girl in a stairwell after a football game thru overwhelming force

bear down in tuscon#
Arizona blowing the doors off OU renders this moot, Wildcats will probably win the Big-12 next year and make the playoff.
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^ strykur=morally bankrupt


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^ strykur=morally bankrupt



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