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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:08a, 6/2/24
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hoops just gotta academic admissions casualty from a midwest juco baller with upside

the truth is that it's very challenging for jc players to become accepted & earn a degree from berkeley, the cal football program jc graduation rate es no bueno in recent years with the significant exception of the bears pipeline to them san mateo fightin' benjis which holds its student athletes accountable both on the field & in the classroom

props to the bulldogs staff, they are exemplary human beings/mentors that are positively impacting the upward life trajectories of their young men


2022 national champions/2023 nor cal champions (with high gpas)#

across the bridge (to a brighter future)#
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nerdy napkin math:

$15,000,000-fy23/24 covert loan by the athletic department from the central campus discovered by shocky's relentless public information requests & threats of legal action against delaney heller

plus

$19,000,000-fy 24/25 reduction in media rights revenues from pac 12 to acc

plus

$6,500,000-cal share of pac 2 settlement payment to oregon state/washington state

plus

$15,000,000-increased acc travel cost

equals

$55,500,000 revenue shortfall

minus

$10,000,000- fy24/25 calimony

equals

$45,500,000-fy24/25 revenue shortfall with no financial plans by knowlton

bottom line: calimony is NOT the solution to the impending financial tsunami heading towards the cal athletic department



ponytails r triggering#
latest installment of Knowlton Nothing Notes

https://calbears.com/news/2024/5/29/athletics-news-knowltons-notes-a-season-of-celebration.aspx

there's ZERO financial information as usual, no fiscal impact of the recent acc vote to approve the fy25 $20,000,000 direct payments to athletes & no updates re: the financial fundraising for the con artist's proposed $140,000,000 multi purpose practice facility which is never evah gonna get built

no financial transparency or balanced budget in berkeley#
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mikey & shocky don't wanna live in freezing azz SNOW#
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6:02p, 6/2/24

2024 canadian open pga tournament at hamilton: 4th round update

dialed in for a 2nd day in a row, michael kim shot a 67 & finished 8 under par & tied for 8th...michael is striking the ball purely as evidenced by his 3rd in the field stat for strokes gained on approaches to greens...kim is gonna win another pga tournament (1st wuz the john deere back in the day) sooner than later

unless he gets food poisoning or something
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a sr exec of a nba organization (client of mine) is advising that their scouting dept has been told that bronny james jr will be leaving his name in the 2024 nba draft

sorry oski
ur gpa matters in life & yeah shocky knows ur gpa

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/bronny-james-high-school-gpa-sparks-inquiry-ahead-of-nba-draft/ar-BB1nt2g5

don't be a dumb azz#
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birthday girl taylor asked me if her dad is more proud of playing the last 13 golf magazine world top 100 course lists or graduating from the haas biz ad school with a 3.92 gpa & a gold phi beta kappa key

tole tay the truth, couldn't have done the global thing around planet earth without the good gpa, got it?

everybody should transparently list their gpas on their social media, it says a lot about ur academic ambition, mental discipline & curiosity about learning new **** in life

happy b-day sweetie, ur dad will always luv u (and them doggy dogs)...yeah bacon is for losers



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including cuba, ibiza & the bahamas)
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look, rich lyons is the new berkeley chancellor, he didn't get this honor after a berkeley undergraduate degree & phd from mit because he made a dumb decision & got in a **** position cuz he got a worser gpa, got it?



shoes r for losers#
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1:59a, 6/3/24
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welcome 5'11" 165 lbs oakland native grand canyon transfer point guard jovan blackshear jr to the cal basketball program for his final year of eligibility

https://instagr.am/p/C2Q-S6gLQeK
shocky's been to several lopes basketball games (fun environment with loud as **** sold out crowds, all students get FREE tixs) the last couple of years as a cinderella ncca tournament team last season & coach madsen is getting a high basketball iq floor general that naturally/unselfishly facilitates his teammates (unlike jalen cone) that got a pure shooting stroke (41.0% on 3 pointers last season on a limited # of shots & a career 80%+ free throw shooter)...blackshear is not a lockdown defender due to his size & will need to be coached up by the staff in order to compete against acc competition, he anticipates ball movement well & will be a legit passing lane ball stealing threat for the bears

https://instagr.am/p/CzOv14hADFF
jovan is currently recovering from a right knee injury (check out the brace in the foto below) that limited his minutes last season (played 15.4 mpg, he wuz named the wac preseason player of the year) & recently became a dad ...his reputation among the gcu staff is a hard worker that is receptive to coaching/development...played high school ball in phx for bad dude henry bibby jr (forced out for sexually harassing a teacher) at powerhouse shadow mountain (teammate of low gpa eddie house jr)...blackshear earned a bachelor of science degree in sports management from gcu & will be enrolled in berkeley's grad cert program

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lopes up#
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3.8 gpa quick twitch inside backer (where's caden?)#
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9:11a, 6/3/24

us open final qualifying update from lake merced:

michael weaver just made a hole in one ACE on the short par 3 3rd hole (a completely new slightly uphill beauty in the gil hanse renovation) & is now 3 under par thru 5 holes...weav is in 1st place but there's a lotta golf to play with 31 holes remaining today, the lowest 4 scores outta 84 competitors advance to the us open at pinehurst #2...the odds of a hole in one in USGA competition is about one in a million



junior to be nathan wang wuz in the 1st group out & birdied his 1st hole (strategically angular short par 4) of the "longest day in golf"

former bear kyle maspat is 2 under thru 4 holes

yeah my most prized alma mater/tree fort possession (shocky is a minimalist with ocd anti hoarding issues & don't attach much value to things & ****) is my classic cal cap (given to me by des in our epic duel at cypress point back in the day, everybody loves des), the bears lids these days r trying too hard

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2024 us open final qualifier at lake merced: tee times are out for monday june's 36 holes "longest day in golf" (there's no admission for spectators)

nathan wang 7:00 am (1st tee): 1st group out is a huge advantage, no waiting around & should be a rhythmic non slow play 1st round for the junior to be

michael weaver 7:10 am (1st tee): former masters participant & us amateur finalist at cherry hills

sampson zheng 8:00 am (1st tee): got more game right now than anybody in the field

kyle maspat 7:40 am (10th tee): former bear plays out of san diego

brandon hagy 7:35 am (10th tee at duke golf club in north carolina): shot a 63 this year on the korn ferry tour

good luck to all the california golden bears as they pursue their quest to join collin morikawa, max homa & ben an in the us open at pinehurst #2 in two weeks

yeah collin is super dooper busy this week counting cards & **** (gotta use that haas biz ad math for something)

https://instagr.am/p/BhPOK9An0b8
a decade ago haas biz ad grad michael weaver wuz a team leader on the winningest golf team in the history of college golf for one season setting a ncca record for the most team tournament victories (an unreal 12)...this tight knit fivesome included weav, max homa, michael kim, brandon hagy & frenchman joel stalter (dp euro tour)
https://alumni.berkeley.edu/california-magazine/2021-winter/how-cal-golf-went-from-a-ragtag-team-to-the-top-of-the-game#

after the morning 18 holes at lake merced the leaderboard looks like this before the afternoon 18 holes, top 4 scorers outta 84 competitors advance to the 2024 us open:

michael weaver, 67, 4 way tied for 2nd


kyle maspat, 72, tied for 30th

nathan wang, 73, tied for 41st

sampson zheng, +1 thru 15 holes, tied for 41st

brandon hagy, 73 morning round, even par thru 12 holes playing at duke university

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us open final qualifying update from lake merced:

michael weaver didn't earn a spot in the us open but played like a BOSS MAN for 36 holes (5 under par) & finished with an eagle 3 on the par 5 9th hole

weav is gonna do GREAT things in the future, my fellow haas biz ad grad is a fierce competitor!!!!

and nathan wang took another major step forward in his development, successfully competing at the ncca championships at la costa & now the us open final qualifying aka "the longest day in golf" is hopefully inspiring nathan that he got all the mental & physical tools to win a college tournament next season...middle of the pack collegiate tournament finishes should no longer be acceptable to the lefty


2 california golden bears in the world top 10 rankings, collin morikawa at #8 and max homa at #10...
ben an is #26 & michael kim is #121 on planet earth
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denton is bear territory (according to university of calveston mascot/brand ambassador buc-ee)#
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congratulations to climate scientist dr claudia sheinbaum pardo, mexico's 1st ever female president who did phd work at the berkeley livermore labs

yeah she gotta ponytail too

make no mistake about it, berkeley is helping shape planet earth

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that got academic ambition & that are willing to do the hard work to become mentally limitless)
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^ & ^^ conclusive proof that the world's priorities are misaligned

snoopy got 3,100,000 followers, the prez of mexico got 1,100,000 followers yet buc-ee only got 356,000 followers

https://instagr.am/p/C7xFjX9gnJf
ay caramba (no es bueno señorita)#
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9:13p, 6/3/24

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2025 class:

ke'breion winston, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
carter jones, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)
jojo solis, running back (3.14 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.0+ gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (a degree is kinda like a winning LOTTERY TIX for those who wanna build GENERATIONAL WEALTH thru academic hard work)

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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:06p, 6/3/24
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https://instagr.am/p/C7vp4vBOBXr
congratulations to climate scientist dr claudia sheinbaum pardo, mexico's 1st ever female president who did phd work at the berkeley livermore labs

yeah she gotta ponytail too

make no mistake about it, berkeley is helping shape planet earth

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that got academic ambition & that are willing to do the hard work to become mentally limitless)

Wow, Ukponu seems a little different from the other Cal golfers, but hey, that's Cal!
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3:46a, 6/4/24
^ big c, make no mistake about it, XAVIER hits the living **** outta the ball & the truth is that leidy got good knee flex, a cute as **** bouncy ponytail at address & a nice cocking of her wrists for quick twitch movement thru the shot but she gotta widen her arc with greater clubhead extension on the backswing (she flexible enuf to get this **** done)

yeah don't make any golf bets with slim wadie, 5 card marvin or buc-ee at the university of calveston practice facility FREE fundraising scramble tournament in terrell...that will NOT end well for u, got it?...don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz)

https://instagr.am/p/CS36zEEDxKS

let's roll, baby (and then take an afternoon nap on the cloud with them doggy dogs)#
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after throwing for coach gilbert & coach bloesch at last sunday's memorial stadium camp 6'3" 205 lbs jaron keawe sagapolutele from james campbell high school in ewa beach (along the coastline west of honolulu) hawaii got a cal offer


the lefty throws a very catchable ball with varying trajectories into tight windows & got great pocket awareness...hate throwing out old player references but he kinda reminds me of a way more athletic/less drunk version of oakland raiders hall of fame qb kenny stabler

the rising 2025 prospect has already tripped to utah state and got official visits scheduled to oregon state on june 7th & boise state on june 13th before the elite 11 on june 18th

jaron is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.75 gpa...at the end of the day would he really wanna commit to any of the academically mediocre schools (all located in white azz centric non poly/diverse communities) listed above or is he gonna make a 50 year decision????

piha'u o'u mokukauaheahe i na pui!!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth with nfl development like jared goff & aaron rodgers competing in the acc & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)

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denton is bear territory (according to university of calveston mascot/brand ambassador buc-ee)#


One [finalist] is definitely not like the other three.
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Shocky1 said:

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2025 class:

ke'breion winston, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
carter jones, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)
jojo solis, running back (3.14 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.0+ gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (a degree is kinda like a winning LOTTERY TIX for those who wanna build GENERATIONAL WEALTH thru academic hard work)



Damn, an awfully LOT of borderline gpa recruits and signees. Gotta figure that a certain percentage of them will rise to the challenge, and a certain percentage of them will not.
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6:39p, 6/4/24
pitts, this is actually a significant improvement over the tedford era but lower gpas than the sonny era

keep in mind that the grad transfers are usually just 1 year cert guys & it's almost impossible to fail unless ur taj davis and completely derelict in ur responsibilities


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^^^ pitts, check ur math, XAVIER got 5 finalists
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:51p, 6/4/24
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https://instagr.am/p/CrZk15oJPxN
welcome 5'11" 165 lbs oakland native grand canyon transfer point guard jovan blackshear jr to the cal basketball program for his final year of eligibility

https://instagr.am/p/C2Q-S6gLQeK
shocky's been to several lopes basketball games (fun environment with loud as **** sold out crowds, all students get FREE tixs) the last couple of years as a cinderella ncca tournament team last season & coach madsen is getting a high basketball iq floor general that naturally/unselfishly facilitates his teammates (unlike jalen cone) that got a pure shooting stroke (41.0% on 3 pointers last season on a limited # of shots & a career 80%+ free throw shooter)...blackshear is not a lockdown defender due to his size & will need to be coached up by the staff in order to compete against acc competition, he anticipates ball movement well & will be a legit passing lane ball stealing threat for the bears

https://instagr.am/p/CzOv14hADFF
jovan is currently recovering from a right knee injury (check out the brace in the foto below) that limited his minutes last season (played 15.4 mpg, he wuz named the wac preseason player of the year) & recently became a dad ...his reputation among the gcu staff is a hard worker that is receptive to coaching/development...played high school ball in phx for bad dude henry bibby jr (forced out for sexually harassing a teacher) at powerhouse shadow mountain (teammate of low gpa eddie house jr)...blackshear earned a bachelor of science degree in sports management from gcu & will be enrolled in berkeley's grad cert program

https://instagr.am/p/C4n7zj3xUJb
lopes up#
https://instagr.am/p/C7zubtaykFw
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:38p, 6/4/24
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^^^ pitts, check ur math, XAVIER got 5 finalists


By God, youre right, Shocks. Well, then "One" is not like the other "FOUR" finalists.
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^ pitts after receiving his berkeley passing grade in math 10#
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2025 6'3" 205 lbs all state (145 tackles!) linebacker beckham barney from mountain view high school in mesa is gonna officially trip to berkeley this weekend

beckham is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.2 gpa

did juneau that early enrollee spring game standout/leading tackler inside backer aaron "anchorage" hampton luvs alaskan king crab legs & is gonna earn a football scholly sooner than later?...no cap

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future head coach in waiting/haas biz ad grad coach saffell is officially tripping 2025 6'4" 205 lbs tight end jj buchanan from coronado high school in henderson nevada, he got nightmare mismatch SPEED


jj is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.1 gpa & wants to date/marry a curvy brunette yoga female with a bouncy ponytail from an academically mediocre school that will jump at the opportunity to be in a relationship with a cal, stanford or ivy league grad



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2025 crazy azz fast 6' 165 lbs cornerback jae'on young from sierra canyon high school is gonna officially trip to cal on june 6th-9th


the bears staff knows we need more SPEED and the all state defensive back runs a 10.77 100 meters


jae'on is not a dumb azz, he's also got recruiting interest from stanford...but with that being said he also gotta lotta interest in **** academic skools like kansas which prepares its former athletes to hand out towels at ballys fitness & moving boxes at target (not that there's anything wrong with that, this is a judgement free zone, got it?)

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those who wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

2025 6' 165 lbs with 10.77 100 meters SPEED corner/nickel back jae'on young from powerhouse sierra canyon is gonna officially trip to berkeley this weekend

yeah the cal football program is getting a lotta defensive backs PAID in the national football league


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development with the takers in the acc & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
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fun fact: left guard will mcdonald LOVES golf

pro tip: if will wants a mulligan after violently hooking a tee ball over 17 palm trees & a sleeping croc into the calibogue sound, u should just say ok unless ur a professional cage fighter or something


cal's monster offensive line r BAD AZZS (at everything due to off the charts high tes-counts)#

https://instagr.am/p/Cbu-BKCuj0P
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:56a, 6/5/24
Shocky1 said:

2025 6'3" 205 lbs all state (145 tackles!) linebacker beckham barney from mountain view high school in mesa is gonna officially trip to berkeley this weekend

beckham is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.2 gpa

did juneau that early enrollee spring game standout/leading tackler inside backer aaron "anchorage" hampton luvs alaskan king crab legs & is gonna earn a football scholly sooner than later?...no cap

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (that offers generational wealth building & football scholly opportunities to hard working preferred walk ons)
Same school, I believe, as former Golden Bear post man Harper Kamp.
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^ jeff, yeah mountain view high school in mesa turns out a lotta high level d1 athletes in all sports with good gpas

https://instagr.am/p/C27-m9muOvK
they do things the rite way unlike the gilbert goons who will hopefully be sentenced to life sentences in max security at florence without the chance of parole for the savage unprovoked post party murder of preston lord & their piece of **** parents financially bankrupted via the current civil lawsuits against them



toros in berkeley (got 4.0+ gpas)#
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foxy, jovani ruff would be a transformational cornerstone foundational building block for a 2025 cal's monster class plus he got mcdonald's all american upside


the worst kept secret on planet earth (welcome to berkeley, jovani)#

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