Shocky1 said:
^ thx hoops, luv u brah, we did the ride or die thing together back in the day with cal's monster class
https://instagr.am/p/C7bvPtHv9CC
belts r for losers (at brambles)#
Hey pidgins, good luck getting a taco at that hour in New York.
Shocky1 said:
^ thx hoops, luv u brah, we did the ride or die thing together back in the day with cal's monster class
https://instagr.am/p/C7bvPtHv9CC
belts r for losers (at brambles)#
Charley Hull is one of a kind. 😂 pic.twitter.com/cni6qnHyGC
— GOLF.com (@GOLF_com) September 12, 2024
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C9U25-yOrvv
calalumnus, not gonna speak for hoops but actually shocky's favorite nyc snack at 1:54 am is a slice of pineapple & ham or something
bad judgment is triggering#
Shocky has to up his slice game.Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C9U25-yOrvv
calalumnus, not gonna speak for hoops but actually shocky's favorite nyc snack at 1:54 am is a slice of pineapple & ham or something
bad judgment is triggering#
calumnus said:Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C9U25-yOrvv
calalumnus, not gonna speak for hoops but actually shocky's favorite nyc snack at 1:54 am is a slice of pineapple & ham or something
bad judgment is triggering#
When I lived in NYC my late night go to was a slice. However, with my friends our regular hang out, often late night, was:
https://images.app.goo.gl/1j2n4u1HtxYiG21i7
Later made famous as the hang out on a TV sitcom.
https://t.co/49TL1Cj7uc pic.twitter.com/lF7ZqeJPWZ
— Mighty Golden Bears, Etc. 🇺🇦 🇺🇲 (@cal_alumna) September 12, 2024
The buses taking the boosters to the Cal dinner at the College Hall of Fame went right by this sign...nothing like showing it off to many of the key donors...created quite a buzz on our bus.Shocky1 said:https://t.co/49TL1Cj7uc pic.twitter.com/lF7ZqeJPWZ
— Mighty Golden Bears, Etc. 🇺🇦 🇺🇲 (@cal_alumna) September 12, 2024
atlanta is bear territory (just ask jaylen)#
So i guess we know shocky's moms weakness lololololShocky1 said:
^ pepperonis can sometimes cause gaseous discharges
Cal88 said:calumnus said:Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C9U25-yOrvv
calalumnus, not gonna speak for hoops but actually shocky's favorite nyc snack at 1:54 am is a slice of pineapple & ham or something
bad judgment is triggering#
When I lived in NYC my late night go to was a slice. However, with my friends our regular hang out, often late night, was:
https://images.app.goo.gl/1j2n4u1HtxYiG21i7
Later made famous as the hang out on a TV sitcom.
I guess you were at Columbia, 3 blocks up Broadway?
For tacos nearby:
https://taqueriayfonda.co/
They don't do burritos well though, owner is from Guerrero.
I know how you feel @JustinThomas34. I'll never forget finding this #note in my staff bag when my longtime caddie Ernesto and I finally parted ways. pic.twitter.com/0ifrtr2uGe
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) April 3, 2024
Despite a tough finish to just miss the cut, Max Homa made time for the fans @ProcoreChamp. pic.twitter.com/J7y81HsiZ0
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 14, 2024
2025 recruiting update: there are still a couple of LIMITED spots in this classShocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CKX7fG2jx4r
don't tell nobody but marshall cherrington, benji palu, marcus griffin & dustin coder just revised the following document in consultation with cal's monster class
____________________________________________________________________
OFFICIAL CAL FOOTBALL 2025 RECRUIT QUESTIONNAIRE:
Wut's ur name?
Do u got a nickname or wut does your moms call u?
Wut's ur GPA?
Note: if u got a **** GPA ur not going nowhere, do not continue completing this form
Wut's ur timed 40 SPEED?
Note: if u got a **** 40 ur not going nowhere, do not continue completing this form
R u from Cali or Texas?
If ur from Texas wut is ur Buc-ee's membership #?
Is ur Dream School a low rent academic school located in a truck stop town with lot lizards with CFM pumps & STDS?
How important is Berkeley's ranking as the #1 rated public school in the WORLD in ur final decision on a scale of 1 to 10?
Yes or No: R u aware that curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools wanna date & marry Cal, Stanford & Ivy Leagues when they enter the REAL WORLD that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building GENERATIONAL WEALTH?
Wut's ur favorite position?
Note: do NOT send any fotos of reverse cowgirl
R u wanted on any felonies (wanted in 2 states, can't move wrong?) or do u got multiple baby mamas?
Do u luv doggy dogs & do u help old women cross the street?
Do u got a membership at Modern Yoga?
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ur hometown)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
Shocky1 said:1. Have a vision
— Markeisha Everett (@MarkeishaDenise) February 12, 2019
2. Stay persistent
3. Be consistent
4. Be accountable
5. Collaborate
6. Always remain a student of your craft
7. Take risk
8. Be humble
9. Never be afraid to start again
10. Lead by example #DoWork #ChampionshipEffort
Dear Chancellor Lyons,
How are you?
I am fine.
Look the Cal football program led by Chief of Staff Andrew McGraw knows that your athletic department isn't doing **** to fill up Memorial Stadium (they are more interested in tarp management and getting PAID/promoting their careers) so they are taking matters into their own hands and initiating a GRASSROOTS campaign to get students to this Saturday's nite battle by offering FREE tickets to students which includes door to door work by Coach Wilcox.
https://instagr.am/p/C_0w5MKPWku
Doesn't that resonate with you that something is terribly wrong within your athletic department?
Why isn't the athletic department just offering FREE tixs to all students?
A lot of key donors have told me that they's told you that they don't like/respect/trust the anti football/basketball obstructionist Jim Knowlton, the lazy azz and non innovative Markeisha Everrett and the evil as **** Jennifer Simon-O'Neil, when are you going to be done listening and finally take ACTION???
Rich, my poor as **** 1st in the family generation Berkeley grad moms lived above a dry cleaner in San Francisco, she could not afford tickets/a student sports pass so she never experienced the MAGIC OF CAL FOOTBALL until later in life with her son. Is your legacy going to include the 2024 students not making new friends with classmates and developing a heartfelt passion/school spirit that will make them lifelong future supporters/maybe even Builders of Berkeley of the current (Warning: life is NOT linear) #1 ranked public university in the world??
The ball is in your court, are you going to knock it out of the park for a Say Hey grand slam like Willie Mays?
Best regards,
Bill "Shocky" Schulz
p.s. Love you, moms!!!
Cal Fans, I am giving away 100 free Cal vs. SDSU football tickets this Saturday, September 14. Kickoff at 7:30 pm. To claim, fill out the form:https://t.co/PLgokfF2f8
— Rich Lyons (@richlyons) September 13, 2024
Go Bears!
Open wide now. Thanks for the feedback. https://t.co/B4PtvHaMtF
— Rich Lyons (@richlyons) September 13, 2024
Shocky1 said:I know how you feel @JustinThomas34. I'll never forget finding this #note in my staff bag when my longtime caddie Ernesto and I finally parted ways. pic.twitter.com/0ifrtr2uGe
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) April 3, 2024
2024 pga tournament at silverado: 2nd round update
max homa: 72, missed cut
michael kim: 71, missed cut
james hahn: 69, missed cutDespite a tough finish to just miss the cut, Max Homa made time for the fans @ProcoreChamp. pic.twitter.com/J7y81HsiZ0
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 14, 2024
korn ferry tour:
kk limbhaust: 71, missed cut
yeah shocky got an open day now in napa valley before tomorrow nite's 7:30 pm kickoff at memorial stadium, maybe he will go stomp grapes with his bare feet, pick up trash along highway 29 or go bicycle riding in yountville or something
https://instagr.am/p/C_5jle5vc47Shocky1 said:PULL UP!!! 🐻#GoBears pic.twitter.com/1oXdL6tcsw
— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) September 12, 2024
if ur NOT incarcerated & live within 250 miles of memorial stadium, don't even call urself a cal fan if ur not at the 7:30 pm san diego state battle saturday nite...if u gotta steal a car, let's ******* go!!!...there's FREE info on the internet on how to hotwire ur neighbor's hot wheels...math & not stealing **** is for losers
https://instagr.am/p/C_1FmxmMhnv
typing on a gameday thread instead of creating energy/living ur life fully on gamedays means ur a SOFA KING that probably got a bad case of hemorrhoids or something
don't be a SOFA KING, do better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ we can STORM THE FIELD together IF the bears beat the aztecs (plus u can watch up close the campus police TRY to beat the **** outta shocky)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://instagr.am/p/C_1kMWFySwX
r u a SOFA KING and/or do u got hemorrhoids or something??? (shocky more proud of coach than evah!!)#
Shocky1 said:https://instagr.am/p/C_5jle5vc47Shocky1 said:PULL UP!!! 🐻#GoBears pic.twitter.com/1oXdL6tcsw
— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) September 12, 2024
if ur NOT incarcerated & live within 250 miles of memorial stadium, don't even call urself a cal fan if ur not at the 7:30 pm san diego state battle saturday nite...if u gotta steal a car, let's ******* go!!!...there's FREE info on the internet on how to hotwire ur neighbor's hot wheels...math & not stealing **** is for losers
https://instagr.am/p/C_1FmxmMhnv
typing on a gameday thread instead of creating energy/living ur life fully on gamedays means ur a SOFA KING that probably got a bad case of hemorrhoids or something
don't be a SOFA KING, do better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ we can STORM THE FIELD together IF the bears beat the aztecs (plus u can watch up close the campus police TRY to beat the **** outta shocky)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://instagr.am/p/C_1kMWFySwX
r u a SOFA KING and/or do u got hemorrhoids or something??? (shocky more proud of coach than evah!!)#
82, r time on planet earth is limited, the time is NOW for ******* everything
life is not linear (r u gonna storm the field with shocky tonite IF the bears wins??)#
https://instagr.am/p/CTf5CYKLuR5Shocky1 said:
funny florida state joke:
knock knock
who's there?
owen
owen who?
owen-2!!
fun fact: fsu is gonna sue the acc, the ncca & the ibiza nightclub industry for their lousy as **** start this season
I think you left a number off of WV's score there.Shocky1 said:
pittsburgh panthers 38
west virginia mountaineers 3
Almost that time...#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/60tSyrDa4d
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) September 14, 2024
kinda like the TAKERS, nothing gets by sycaseysycasey said:I think you left a number off of WV's score there.Shocky1 said:
pittsburgh panthers 38
west virginia mountaineers 3