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10:17a, 10/15/24
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agreed goldy, rodeo is in decline, shocky's only go to store there these days is the tiny vilebrquin across the street from the peninsula

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In reply to calumnus • 10:21a, 10/15/24
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Shocks, the key to that^ pass to Endries: it was 1st and 10 and as the announcer says "a little misdirection" in the backfield, leaving Endries wide open for the TD.

As I have been saying for what seems like forever, just keep going with play action on first with Fernando throwing 20 yards or more down field to the TE or the WR on a post, or the RB underneath. Just keep doing that building a big lead until they expect it and start dropping guys into coverage…. THEN run the ball as a counter. But we have to stick with the first part until it stops working (they start expecting it and stop jumping the run fake and instead drop LBs into coverage.
This is spot-on, Calumnus. When Dyches is back this strategy would be even more effective.
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10:37a, 10/15/24
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zony, the cal tight end tandem of jack endries & corey dyches is the most EXPLOSIVE duo in the nation, it's no coincidence that the tight ends are developing at a very high level of playmaking with future head coach in waiting/haas biz ad grad mike saffell

this wuz a positive coaching/recruiting upgrade this offseason by justin after multiple outta touch old white guy coaches that couldn't relate to recruits on a personal level which resulted in a bunch of slow as **** white tight ends with ZERO separation speed

keep an eye on acrobatic receiver ben marshall moving forward who just needs to keep working on getting his body right to block inline, he's a nightmare mismatch for linebackers

jeffrey johnson is the room's best blocker, nate rutchena is the consummate teammate & true freshman 6'6" camden jones is chieseled (just needs to keep working hard in the classroom to become a standout in berkeley)



this is cal football's tight end room (coached up by a FUN responsible high gpa grown azz KID at heart with a red beard who enjoys reading to children, will be a GREAT DAD someday!!)#
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11:00a, 10/15/24
He coaches about as well as he talks
Go Bears!
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11:22a, 10/15/24
^ dunker, did u find ur parking spot at the last game??
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11:35a, 10/15/24



wilcox presser#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:53a, 10/15/24
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UCLA's other calimony update:

ucla's largest nil donor casey wasserman (mega sports/entertainment agent & chairman of the 2028 la olympics committee) is getting divorced from his berkeley grad longtime wife laura ziffren
https://nypost.com/2024/08/02/business/los-angeles-olympics-boss-casey-wasserman-accused-of-being-serial-adulterer-report/

yeah his nil donations moving forward r gonna be minimal as more than half (factoring in spousal support for their 2 children) of his net worth will be yet another calimony payment to laura (a talented musician & genuinely nice person) who used to go to cal football games back in the day

ruh roh (in westwood)#
They divorced in 2021. The article elaborates on his affairs, gifts et. al.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:12p, 10/15/24
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UCLA's other calimony update:

ucla's largest nil donor casey wasserman (mega sports/entertainment agent & chairman of the 2028 la olympics committee) is getting divorced from his berkeley grad longtime wife laura ziffren
https://nypost.com/2024/08/02/business/los-angeles-olympics-boss-casey-wasserman-accused-of-being-serial-adulterer-report/

yeah his nil donations moving forward r gonna be minimal as more than half (factoring in spousal support for their 2 children) of his net worth will be yet another calimony payment to laura (a talented musician & genuinely nice person) who used to go to cal football games back in the day

ruh roh (in westwood)#



Vanity Fair reported that Casey Wasserman frequently rode on Epstein's 727.

How much of his net worth is due to inherited seed money from his grandfather Lew Wasserman? I believe a lot of that would be protected in a divorce settlement. Still might not be the best name to have on buildings at UCLA going forward.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:45p, 10/15/24
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wilcox presser#
There was stupid thought behind it!!! It made us chase the point. Nice work, "Coach."
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In reply to SBGold • 4:28p, 10/15/24
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89, 100% disagree, the berkeley prof who me an A+ did NOT suck tho she wuz a tortured intellectual with really good hygiene & lustrous cascading brunette hair



u really should stick to topics that u actually know something about like the carbon dioxide combustible levels of non indigenous south american reproductive plants or something!!

Shocky, you should stick to something you constantly boast to know about: the beauty of golf courses. And you can do a great job of objectifying women and wrongly thinking that you are helping the Cal football program with this stupid thread.





You recall he previously ran an identical stoopid azz thread on the basketball board, and got booted from there. Making up lies and pontification, photos and private information about players and their personal lives as if he's some groupie fan boy, and endless pictures of women in sexualized ways. Minor prospects of 15 years old, too.

Just really inappropriate and immature.

Why they let him return to Jack Off here is beyond me.
dude, he eviscerated you on that thread and you keep coming back. Why man



I enjoy this thread. It's entertaining and fun and a nice antidote to the doom and gloom everywhere else…but I love all things Cal Sports and all things golf related so I guess I'm the perfect target audience.
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5:13p, 10/15/24
^ hollywood, u do realize that after our beverly hills lunch the day before the us open at la country club that u pointed the geographically challenged shocky in the right walking direction of the vilebrequin tiny storefront??

p.s. u still owe me a lunch, arranging a game for us at friar's head (the best course along with sand hills built on planet earth the last 100 years, both designed by coore & crenshaw) with your bro next summer will settle that debt to society

fun fact: juarezbear aka hollywood (everybody in shocky's world gets a nickname) not only produces mostly great cinematic works of art but he also taught at the famed usc film school plus he got funny insider stories of tinsel town

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5:15p, 10/15/24

I thought going for two after our first TD was, on balance, not a good decision, but we were trying to show just the boldness and swagger that fans would like to see. So not a horrible decision, IMO. However, the play we ran, with a non-QB throwing a pass, was a low-percentage play by its very nature. I thought that was the dumbest part about the decision.

It could be just my imagination, but it seems like our success rate on two-point conversions is well below that of our opponents. Given that, we should probably only go for two when absolutely necessary, at the end of the game.
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^^^^ 89, justin not only needs to make more successful decisions to lead the cal football program to more victories but he also needs to do it to avoid stroking out or something, wilcox is a kinda cardiac 7 redline heart attack candidate & mcgraw don't know **** about cpr or pulmonary perspiration

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^ ^ big c, agreed on all points (luv to see wilcox play to win for a change) but the play would've made more sense with chandler rogers as the holder/passer instead of an australian tryna impersonate jared goff or something
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In reply to 89Bear • 5:21p, 10/15/24
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Shocky1 said:



wilcox presser#
There was stupid thought behind it!!! It made us chase the point. Nice work, "Coach."
He can't admit that we are very weak in short yardage, condensed field situations. I would be interested to see if we are 50/50 in two point conversions. My evidence is anecdotal I admit. He has no problem being forthright, that's not his issue. We all know what the issues are.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:28p, 10/15/24
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2024 pacific invitational: 1st round update

other than the collegiate world debut of eric zhou (a one under par 70) today's bears play wuz pretty uneventful & actually kinda disappointing

cal (-3) is tied for 5th in the weak azz field behind golfing powerhouses san diego (-12), pacific (-9), grand canyon (-8), california baptist (-8) & tied with washington state (-3)

no es bueno, es muy mal

wut happened?

stockton golf & country club is a a relatively straightforward classic design with short yardage (6,553 yards) & low course (71.8) & slope (132) ratings...it's NOT world class difficult like merion or oakmont so there's really no excuse for the 6 competing bears today to make a combined 19 sloppy azz bogeys

but there r 36 holes for everybody to get their **** together, capice??

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2024 pacific invitational: 2nd round update

better day in the san joaquin valley with the 3rd place bears (-13) behind san diego (-21) & host pacific (-23)

some outstanding streaky play with tony chen reeling off 5 birds in a row enroute to a back nine en fuego 30 & sizzling 66, daniel heo with a hat trick in a row of birds on the front nine & wenliang xie knocking down 3 birdie putts in a row on the back nine


will coach wilson's team be able to dig themselves outta their 1st round quicksand pit in tomorrow's 3rd & final round (it's a plus they will be paired with the 2 teams ahead of them)??
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5:30p, 10/15/24
colorado, r u suggesting that ucla's wasserman school of women justice & aviation hospitality isn't a good look in westwood??
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:50p, 10/15/24
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89, as someone who speaks with a lotta bearents, shocky can tell u with 100% certainty that coach wilcox is NOT losing the team at this time, not even close, got it?

the players & their parents priorities include developing their football skills (the vast majority of the players harbor dreams of getting PAID in the national football league), getting PAID right now by kevin kennedy/lance cooper & earning a berkeley degree (and to a lesser extent the grad biz certificate) while having FUN (which includes winning & this season's exciting further afar roadtrips) in an authentic caring close knit family atmosphere

all of that is happening right now, the only crack in coach wilcox & his staff's potential credibility is the growing perception among the team members & even some of the staff is that mike bloesch's play calling is both dangerous (running his rb1 & rb2 into telephone poles) & costing jaydn ott millions of dollars in the 2025 nfl draft...if justin does not get involved in this issue this could creak a fissure in his credibility which is very high among the cal family

as alky points out there is a $14,000,000+ million dollar buyout & there is ZERO donor support for that buyout plus nobody thinks knowlton wouldn't just then hire a worser coach

so wut needs to happen in berkeley??

1) lyons needs to terminate knowlton, this is the #1 KEY to the future of the cal athletic department...right now he's continuing to borrow tens & tens of millions of dollars from the central campus with ZERO chance of future repayment

2) lyons needs to promote football chief of staff/berkeley grad andrew mcgraw to athletic director with the charge to make the necessary sports teams cuts/rightsizing with fiscal responsibility...this would also include the firing the current knowlton #2 in charge confidante the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil (who enabled racist behavior against the suicidal swimmers) & relegating the non innovative worthless bureaucrat markeisha everrett

3) wilcox needs to evaluate right now if bloesch can successfully handle both play calling & offensive line coaching responsibilities...failure to call PITCHOUTS will injure running backs & lose football games, full stop

4) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate whether or not he needs a full time special teams coach instead of the ongoing amateur hour ****show...keep in mind vic soto presided over TERRIBLE usc special teams during the helton fiasco era...justin ****** up not hiring bryon storer from the nfl as the special teams coach when he had the chance instead of the drunk azz charlie ragle...longwell running off ice in his veins mateen wuz a beyond breaking bad decision

5) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate the ongoing high # of injuries & the performance of the s&c staff...shocky & his yoga buddy jaylen brown strongly believe that the reason so many professional sports organizations in the nfl & nba are hiring yoga instructors is due to yoga practices helping the body to flexibly absorb (dissipating energy throughout the body instead of just the point of contact) violent collisions & significantly reducing injuries

to be honest with you the reason shocky is not panic at the disco like many on this board (which is probably a function of low testerone levels) is that while he celebrates life's victories aka glimmers like a doggy dog with food dropping off the kitchen counter he goes into a non emotional analytical/problem solving mode when things go badly in life (which will inevitably happen, life is NOT linear)...and that's 100% a berkeley trait that's usually learned at the #1 ranked public university in the world
coach wilcox update re: monster corrective point #3, there will be no changes at this time but justin repeated multiple times "i understand the question" which is a positive sign that his head isn't stuck in the sand right now on this critical issue...points #4 & #5 should not happen until after the season

still no feedback from chancellor lyons points #1 & #2...shocky is gonna try to find him at memorial stadium this saturday to get some direct feedback

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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:24p, 10/15/24
You are clinging to: "I understand the question."

Are you sure you were part of Haas???? You sound like an ASU moron!!!
Sad, very sad attempt to spin this!!!!
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7:55p, 10/15/24
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89, shocky graduated with a 3.92 gpa from the haas biz school & phi beta kappa honors (the gold key) yet he is still a huge fan of arizona state university & houseboats at lake havasu city!!



forks up (on the pole or the houseboat)!!#

arizona state university=#1 ranked stripper developmental college on planet earth (on a friday nite in old town)#

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welcome pack fans to memorial stadium this saturday!!#
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2:24a, 10/16/24

do u think worthless non innovative bureaucrats like markeisha/knowlton would ever even think to monetize running thru the tunnel at memorial stadium on gamedays??

how about 1000 bucks to run with the bears & the band onto the field with the cannon on tightwad hill blasting in the background with all proceeds donated to cal legends??...shocks will be the 1st to ******* sign up!!

fight on (3-3 in south central)#
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2:49a, 10/16/24

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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:49a, 10/16/24
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^ hollywood, u do realize that after our beverly hills lunch the day before the us open at la country club that u pointed the geographically challenged shocky in the right walking direction of the vilebrequin tiny storefront??

p.s. u still owe me a lunch, arranging a game for us at friar's head (the best course along with sand hills built on planet earth the last 100 years, both designed by coore & crenshaw) with your bro next summer will settle that debt to society

fun fact: juarezbear aka hollywood (everybody in shocky's world gets a nickname) not only produces mostly great cinematic works of art but he also taught at the famed usc film school plus he got funny insider stories of tinsel town



Schocks - I remember our lunch very well and next time you're in LA, lunch is certainly on me, and of course I'll arrange a round at Friar's Head for us next time I'm
In NYC. I would also like to host you at my home club in LA next time you're in town. If any of my fellow Bears are in LA and like playing golf, please DM me and I'll do my best to arrange a round for us as well!. I'm currently in Sydney in pre-production on my next show. Unfortunately NSW is under remodel and Inthink it's the only course here goi g out of my way to play. To all of my. Fellow Bears, hope springs eternal and let's hope for a turnaround this year and a strong finish to the season!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:06a, 10/16/24
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this saturday morning shocky went to princess courtney's fun outfield yoga event (she wuz truly in her element) at the salt river fields (spring training home of the dbacks or something)
https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17898123008810124/

the following is a loose transcript of my sorta telepathic conversation afterwards at the tree fort with my doggys when i walked into the kitchen with my golden bear blue yoga mat & sandals with major grass clippings on the way to dropping them in the pool for a little cleaning

benji (see foto above, he's 100% like his human shocky, both annoying as **** & loveable): hey, slow down there big guy, what's up with the grass clippings?...did you go on a lucky leash hike without us?...did you get lost?

shocky: benji, this morning's yoga class wuz for humans, not doggys, sorry

benji (sniffing everything like a maniac): what, i don't believe you...who would not wanna include me?...plus this grass is very suspicious with its high fertilizer content and no doggy pee smells, is this grass from uranus or something?

beauty (benji's tiny black furball sister, just rescued/adopted her, couldn't split them up forever): relax benji, daddy can take us for a walk now before his bears game

misty mae (an oldy but goody): hey, stella & mugsy (the cats) ate part of my breakfast!

shocky: ay caramba, where's the lucky leashes?

who saved who?#


conversation with the doggys after our morning mountain hike a couple of minutes ago, a successful venture with no cacti in our paws

benji: hey big guy, how come i'm not invited to noon yoga, what about me?

shocky: benji, what would you even do at class?

benji: well, for starters i would warmly greet everyone & make sure they had plenty of water in their dishes

beauty: benji, be nice to daddy, we can do yoga in the backyard while he's gone, ok?

benji: beauty, that's not the same thing!

misty mae: hey, when you guys are done talking about this stupid yoga can we get some breakfast served around here?

shocky: look, benji, yoga classes are for humans but i'll tell you what, next time we do an afternoon nap you can be the sofa king & get first choice on the cloud

benji (leaping up in excitement): yes!!!

stella & mugsy (licking their paws & shaking their heads from their perches on the kitchen counter): can u believe this ****?



doggy drama with scrappy doo#
benji update: his dad teed off at 6:00 am this morning as a single & walked 18 holes finishing around 8:30 am...when reaching the par 5 18th green the greens agronomy staff wuz rolling the green so shocky started to pick up his ball to call it a round when they all hopped off their mowers & with big smiles tole me to putt out...so shocky rolled in a 35 foot double breaking birdie putt which made him smile as they enthusiastically clapped

get home & while cleaning my clubs/grassy shoes in the garage benji unlike the rest of the pack hops in my wheels & won't get out...every rescue dog i've ever had has been kinda afraid of cars, that means ur going to the pound or something

anyways benji goes with me on my errands & we roll down the top so we can both feel the breeze on our faces while his tail wags uncontrollably...and benji gets a mini steak bone treat at the drive thru cleaners from kai who also tells benji he's such a good boy!!!

benji's 100% happiness is a reminder that it's the SMALL things in life that make our time on planet earth so special & to be treasured

yeah shocky would be really happy/get a GLIMMER this saturday nite if coach bloesch would just scheme jaydn ott & THE JET!!!! on the edges in wide open space so they're OFF TO THE RACES (which is more fun that running into telephone poles) via ******* PITCHOUTS!!!!!!!

https://instagr.am/p/C_1WmjWy-ty
a wrinkle in time (the best 5 minutes of the day)#
shocky is traveling to la today for biz & is kinda grumpy azz because there's too much time consuming **** to deal with that precludes playing golf too, ay caramba just kill me already

this is a loose transcript of a conversation with teacher courtney before monday's nooner modern yoga class:

shocky: wut up, is there gonna be any glimmering today??

princess courtney (kinda blank look): huh, wut did u say?

shocky: r we gonna get any glimmers?

princess courtney: is that the name of a band??

ruh roh

fun fact: even the best yoga teachers & their dumb azz t-rex students are NOT perfect and that's ok it's our imperfections (failed rambling off point shavanasa speeches about dinosaurs) that make us attractive/interesting to others

fun fact deux: it's way the **** more important in life to be FUN than perfect

fun fact trois: the happiest creatures on planet earth r those that drink a lotta water & take a lotta naps, just observe doggy dogs

https://instagr.am/p/CtUTHQnNc-4


lost in nap time (on the cloud)#
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In reply to juarezbear • 6:23a, 10/16/24
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Shocky1 said:
^ hollywood, u do realize that after our beverly hills lunch the day before the us open at la country club that u pointed the geographically challenged shocky in the right walking direction of the vilebrequin tiny storefront??

p.s. u still owe me a lunch, arranging a game for us at friar's head (the best course along with sand hills built on planet earth the last 100 years, both designed by coore & crenshaw) with your bro next summer will settle that debt to society

fun fact: juarezbear aka hollywood (everybody in shocky's world gets a nickname) not only produces mostly great cinematic works of art but he also taught at the famed usc film school plus he got funny insider stories of tinsel town



Schocks - I remember our lunch very well and next time you're in LA, lunch is certainly on me, and of course I'll arrange a round at Friar's Head for us next time I'm
In NYC. I would also like to host you at my home club in LA next time you're in town. If any of my fellow Bears are in LA and like playing golf, please DM me and I'll do my best to arrange a round for us as well!. I'm currently in Sydney in pre-production on my next show. Unfortunately NSW is under remodel and Inthink it's the only course here goi g out of my way to play. To all of my. Fellow Bears, hope springs eternal and let's hope for a turnaround this year and a strong finish to the season!
I really envy you guys who still love to play. I've found the desire to practice again but my game is so ****ty that playing just isn't that enticing for me. My friends and son don't understand. I've been trying to find an analogy. How about this: it's like taking a test knowing you aren't ready and are going to fail. Here's my recent example: I played in my yearly round at Lincoln in SF for a deceased high school golf teammate. I had to cheat (friendly round so no one cared) to break 90. I used to shoot par and better at this place 50 years ago. I just can't see going out on the courses you guys play and ruining the round for my playing partners as I ***** and moan my way to 100. If I EVER get my game in order I'm looking you and Shocky up. Keep golfing.
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82, in playing the last 17 golf magazine world top 100 lists i can tell you with confidence that nobody on planet earth gives a **** what anybody else shoots, playing brisk ready golf & bringing positive FUN energy is all that matters even if there are language differences, a smile is universal!!


^ video of shocky profusely thanking his host last saturday morning on the 18th green at oakmont, the member's response: "schulzie, anytime you wanna play oakmont again, just call me!!"

trash the scorecard, play/live for glimmers (don't be afraid of dreaming big)#
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6:19p, 10/16/24

2024 pacific invitational: 3rd round update

17 birdies & 3 eagles today but it wuz too little too late after a candy azz soft 1st round as the bears finished 11 stokes behind san diego & 7 strokes behind pacific

congrats to tony chen on closing with a 69 & tied for 8th

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:24p, 10/16/24
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82, in playing the last 17 golf magazine world top 100 lists i can tell you with confidence that nobody on planet earth gives a **** what anybody else shoots, playing brisk ready golf & bringing positive FUN energy is all that matters even if there are language differences, a smile is universal!!


^ video of shocky profusely thanking his host last saturday morning on the 18th green at oakmont, the member's response: "schulzie, anytime you wanna play oakmont again, just call me!!"

trash the scorecard, play/live for glimmers (don't be afraid of dreaming big)#
. Nice to hear. Unfortunately I have little fun playing ****ty golf. I'd rather have coffee with friends if I'm trying to have a morning chat. Sounds psychotic but it is what it is. If I can somehow rebuild my game on the range I'll go play. I don't have to shoot par just not be ****ty.
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8:34p, 10/16/24
^ sounds like you've made the decision to not enjoy golf, that's ur choice
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8:42p, 10/16/24

felonious interception warning for this saturday at 12:30 pm at memorial stadium while preying on a traveling pack of wolves led by true freshman qb1 cj bailey


let's ******* go, opportunistic from the jump!!

the TAKERS wanna get PAID in the national football league#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for good looking high gpa true student athletes that wanna build generational wealth in the real world)
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8:46p, 10/16/24
^ bizarro world: nohl williams is a unlv transfer, the 2 interception leaders below him are current rebels
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:56p, 10/16/24
Shocky1 said:
82, in playing the last 17 golf magazine world top 100 lists i can tell you with confidence that nobody on planet earth gives a **** what anybody else shoots, playing brisk ready golf & bringing positive FUN energy is all that matters even if there are language differences, a smile is universal!!


^ video of shocky profusely thanking his host last saturday morning on the 18th green at oakmont, the member's response: "schulzie, anytime you wanna play oakmont again, just call me!!"

trash the scorecard, play/live for glimmers (don't be afraid of dreaming big)#

ASU, LOL. How's their twitter game?

My fav ASU story: Had a high school student about a dozen years ago. Not dumb and a nice kid, but totally lazy. I mean "actively lazy", where he would spend time planning on how to do as little work as possible. He was in my class as a junior and we had a visit or something where we found out that ASU had no grade requirements for entrance. Everybody gets in! Well, this student immediately set his sights on becoming a Sun Devil, carefully calculating how he could get "C"s and "D"s through HS graduation (so as to not spend unneeded effort studying).

Fast forward to spring, his senior year, when I run into him on campus:
Me: "Hey, looking forward to Arizona State in the fall?"
Him: "Naw, man... "
Me: "What do you mean, 'Naw, man... '. This was your dream school!"
Him: "Yeah, but I didn't get my application in on time... "

Where there's a will, there's a way.
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10:59p, 10/16/24

fun fact: shocky would rather listen to water circling the toilet all nite than ******* adele

theory is NOT gonna save nc state, KABBBOOOOOOMMM!!#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:01p, 10/16/24
Shocky1 said:

2024 pacific invitational: 3rd round update

17 birdies & 3 eagles today but it wuz too little too late after a candy azz soft 1st round as the bears finished 11 stokes behind san diego & 7 strokes behind pacific

congrats to tony chen on closing with a 69 & tied for 8th

Bears tied for second low round and finished 3rd due to the weak 1st round. Hard to make-up strokes on what is a relatively easy track for college players.
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