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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:56a, 12/5/24
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berkeley academic silver bullet drop out (wut's ur gpa?)#


Completely forgot he was even here.
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98 yards with the boys at so fi stadium on wednesday december 18th (let's ******* go!!)#
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^ why is nando wearing only 1 sock & the other foot is barefoot?

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clothes (and socks unless ur playing golf) r for losers (nobody at modern yoga is wearing socks)#
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In reply to bluehenbear • 12:23p, 12/5/24
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AND fucla hires a replacement immediately.
Meanwhile up in Berkeley...
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bluehenbear said:
AND fucla hires a replacement immediately.
Meanwhile up in Berkeley...

Trust the plan!
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2:27p, 12/5/24

STEAL from the bears & find out (prop 36)#
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pitts, this is the monster i spy staffing analysis:

fact: coach wilcox is making a change at offensive coordinator aka the play caller

fact: the ncca rules allow 1 head coach & 10 assistant coaches than can travel off campus to recruit but an unlimited # of coaches/analysts that can be on the field on gamedays

fact: college football/basketball recruiting is most effectively by those that are under 30 years of age

fact: the bears next offensive coordinator will be probably be designated as a coach that can recruit but that is not written in stone (billy m wuz an ineffectual recruiter, old white guys need to stay in the office)

opinion: sterlin gilbert is a technically strong developer of quarterbacks (nando significantly improved this season in all phases of the game particularly with respects to ball security) but is not a dynamic recruiter...as the qb room coach he could be an analyst at the same salary

opinion: burl toler is one of the top recruiters on the west coast but there is institutional non BLOCKING in his room which is reflected by his failure to get his wideouts drafted in the nfl, his best position might be as a running back coach

opinion: aristotle thompson's career record of getting his running backs drafted in the nfl is also abysmal, at could function as an analyst thereby opening up another position coaching opportunity for another dynamic young recruiter like mike saffell

opinion: if coach sirmon moves on to another opportunity, new dc coordinator candidates need to be pre identified including recently released tim deruyter from texas tech

musical chairs on the berkeley marina#

No HS players brought in under Wilcox at ANY position have ever been developed into NFL draft picks. The only player Wilcox brought in that was drafted (so far) was McMorris, who transferred in from SDSU (not recruited out of high school) despite good grades and being the younger brother of one of my favorite grossly underused Cal players (prototypical, no unprecedented, H-back edge blocker/receiver) .

It is not a coincidence that our four best recruiters (talent in) are relatively young and black (with the best being a Cal guy). Talent development on the offensive side is another story. I still don't understand your defense of Andrew Browning: poor recruiter, poor developer of the talent we get.

What is needed on offense is a great innovative young mind like Marion at UNLV. He then needs to be able to put together his staff. I don't understand your endorsement of Ron Gould at OC.

What I expect next year is more of the same we have seen for 8 years. I'd love to be surprised.
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8:36p, 12/5/24

left to right: jayda "where's the ******* knife fight?" noble, marta "loves her moms" suarez, kayla "beep beep" williams, ioanna "let it fly" krimili, lulu "the great barrier sharky smile" twidale & michelle "wnba" onyiah

california golden bears 69
alabama crimson tide 65

ugonne foul watch: two quick fouls in the 1st quarter & a quick 3rd in the 2nd quarter meant onyiah rested her azz on the bench most of the 1st half as the tide posts practiced layups as alabama built a 6 point halftime lead...michelle stayed on the court during the comeback 3rd quarter which turned the game around & finally fouled out with 19 seconds in the game

fun fact: when michelle is still on the floor at the end of the game the bears are gonna win 90%+ of the time!!

turnover watch: a much improved 15 turnovers in a highly physical game in defeating a nationally ranked sec opponent


the bench: zero points but jayda is a fighter who makes the team better in the final minutes of tight games!!...not impressed with the lack of passion/participation from potential point guard of the future zahra king during timeouts, r u a team player??


marta suarez: yeah she gotta tighten up her ball handle but her positive attitude (never hangs her head) is transcendental in shaping the bear will not quit, the bear will not die attitude of this year's remarkable team...marta lit it up in the 3rd quarter like a mamushi killah and is a star star star star star star



a potential season for the ages (the MAGIC of cal's women's basketball!!)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD
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flipper of the year award: qb robert mcdaniel wuz a cal commit, then an arizona commit & now a ucla commit
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9:24p, 12/5/24

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

the staff has extended an actionable offer to the 6'4" 305 interior road grader

tommy is NOT a dumb azz, he gotta 4.63 gpa/35 on the act & also an offer from stanford

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including chicago's north shore shoreacres)
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wowza, u gotta be ******* me??

ryan longwell ran off mateen bhaghani because he wanted to bring in "his guys" ryan coe & bobby englster as the special teamers

it's this kinda poor decision making by longwell, cherrington & wilcox that's the difference between 9-3/10-2 and the actual 6-6 this season

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shocky: cal football program's general manager (gets **** done with NO EFFORT, luck is not part of this deal)#



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4:17a, 12/6/24

nohl gonna get PAID in the national football league (the TAKERS)!!#
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7:00a, 12/6/24

dp tour in south africa: 2nd round update

wearing shorts in a tournament for probably the 1st time since his cal days & playing in brutal oppressive heat in the southern hemisphere max homa stood on the tee box of the par 3 16th hole with a 2 stroke lead...but a double cross 6 iron pulled 50 yards left of the green (despite his alex noren practice swings) on the 16th & then a ballooned 6 iron into the lake on the watery par 17th hole resulted in back to back double bogeys...that's golf, that's sports, **** happens

but then homa showed his competitive spirit & rolled in a critical 15 footer from the fringe on the par 4 18th hole to save his par & finish with a 75 & tied for 4th

this golf course (which is reminiscent of my beloved desert forest in carefree) is firming up to fiery speeds under the baking african sun, max gotta cool down tonite with a cold bath/great nite's sleep & make sure his electrolyte levels are up tomorrow with a wet towel around his neck (this isn't about appearances, max) as the defending champion is still only 2 stokes off the lead with 36 holes to go...homa is still the man to beat!!



the last man standing will win this tournament (sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:20a, 12/6/24
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left to right: jayda "where's the ******* knife fight?" noble, marta "loves her moms" suarez, kayla "beep beep" williams, ioanna "let it fly" krimili, lulu "the great barrier sharky smile" twidale & michelle "wnba" onyiah

california golden bears 69
alabama crimson tide 65

ugonne foul watch: two quick fouls in the 1st quarter & a quick 3rd in the 2nd quarter meant onyiah rested her azz on the bench most of the 1st half as the tide posts practiced layups as alabama built a 6 point halftime lead...michelle stayed on the court during the comeback 3rd quarter which turned the game around & finally fouled out with 19 seconds in the game

fun fact: when michelle is still on the floor at the end of the game the bears are gonna win 90%+ of the time!!

turnover watch: a much improved 15 turnovers in a highly physical game in defeating a nationally ranked sec opponent


the bench: zero points but jayda is a fighter who makes the team better in the final minutes of tight games!!...not impressed with the lack of passion/participation from potential point guard of the future zahra king during timeouts, r u a team player??


marta suarez: yeah she gotta tighten up her ball handle but her positive attitude (never hangs her head) is transcendental in shaping the bear will not quit, the bear will not die attitude of this year's remarkable team...marta lit it up in the 3rd quarter like a mamushi killah and is a star star star star star star



a potential season for the ages (the MAGIC of cal's women's basketball!!)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD
Not sure what you saw, or if she is under the weather, etc. but your bash of King is way off the mark...not the reputation she has, or the regard she has from Charmin; talked specifically about her with Charmin during Auburn football weekend (yes, as part of the "invited" booster group) because of King's HS roots in Philly.

I think it remains to be seen if she is the "point guard of the future" considering the recruiting Cal just finished off....
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Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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In reply to Econ141 • 9:33a, 12/6/24
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Our numbers started off well and then fell off big-time after the usual Wilcox losing streak. Not too surprising there.

Though as usual, a game or two can really skew the numbers. Georgia Tech has great numbers mostly because:

1. They played that Dublin game in Week 0 against FSU with literally nothing else on at the time.
2. They played Georgia late in the season in a big prime-time ABC game with big playoff implications.

The viewership for those games had nothing to do with Georgia Tech's draw.
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In reply to sycasey • 9:43a, 12/6/24
sycasey said:
Econ141 said:
Our numbers started off well and then fell off big-time after the usual Wilcox losing streak. Not too surprising there.

Though as usual, a game or two can really skew the numbers. Georgia Tech has great numbers mostly because:

1. They played that Dublin game in Week 0 against FSU with literally nothing else on at the time.
2. They played Georgia late in the season in a big prime-time ABC game with big playoff implications.

The viewership for those games had nothing to do with Georgia Tech's draw.
Sure context matters. But so does history. Cal made small improvements in viewership this season. The P12 network was a disaster. But you need to do your part by winning games and filling the stadium. The Big Game and the Miami game (due to Gameday) were successes. The rest of the schedule showed Cal with a half full stadium.

SMU is interesting. Worst TV numbers of all. Yet they were unbeaten. The final game vs Cal looked like CMS. A lot of empty seats. They still run way behind the rest of the Texas schools in interest. Despite the number of wealthy alums that guaranteed their acceptance to the ACC.
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In reply to 6956bear • 10:16a, 12/6/24
6956bear said:
sycasey said:
Econ141 said:
Our numbers started off well and then fell off big-time after the usual Wilcox losing streak. Not too surprising there.

Though as usual, a game or two can really skew the numbers. Georgia Tech has great numbers mostly because:

1. They played that Dublin game in Week 0 against FSU with literally nothing else on at the time.
2. They played Georgia late in the season in a big prime-time ABC game with big playoff implications.

The viewership for those games had nothing to do with Georgia Tech's draw.
Sure context matters. But so does history. Cal made small improvements in viewership this season. The P12 network was a disaster. But you need to do your part by winning games and filling the stadium. The Big Game and the Miami game (due to Gameday) were successes. The rest of the schedule showed Cal with a half full stadium.

SMU is interesting. Worst TV numbers of all. Yet they were unbeaten. The final game vs Cal looked like CMS. A lot of empty seats. They still run way behind the rest of the Texas schools in interest. Despite the number of wealthy alums that guaranteed their acceptance to the ACC.
SMU didn't get featured on the big networks much, maybe because ESPN didn't believe in them being a real contender until late in the season. I suspect they will be better next year.
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10:27a, 12/6/24



the university of calveston + buc-ee=a winning combination!!

don't be a dumb azz (wut's ur gpa boss??)#
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real talk#
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coming to memorial stadium in 2025 (shocky luvs the acc)!!#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:58p, 12/6/24
Shocky1 said:
MAJOR CAL ATHLETICS ZOOM CALL:

is scheduled for this thursday by beth tafolla-voetsch with donors re: the future of cal athletics (tryna get fundraising going for non revenue sports, good luck with that "time share sales pitch"), the participants will include chancellor lyons & ron riviera but most notably NO JAMES ARTHUR KNOWLTON!!

is this **** getting live or not?? (as the world turns in berkeley)#
update: in speaking with MULTIPLE sources the cal internal nil fundraising will be led by beth tafolla-voetsch who wuz the lead person on the zoom call...ron rivera did not participate on this call

knowlton did speak in his nasal blah blah blah which is a clear indicator that lyons does not intend to commission dan mogoluf to terminate him at this time...a complicating factor is the women's swimmers lawsuits costs if both jimbo & jenny are fired for failing to protect the best interests of berkeley students which they have clearly done on a borderline criminal level

lyons outlined some of the existential financial challenges heading towards berkeley with reduced future state of california support & downsized federal grants projected in the future...yet the chancellor has not given a clear mandate that the financially hemorrhaging (via loans from the central campus that will never have the future revenues for repayment) athletic department needs to cut sport teams (teams such as rugby should be club sports with zero university funding) & reduce bureaucratic costs at this time but unrealistically thinks donors are gonna continue to donate to the athletic department

lyons made it clear that he supports the revenue sports but that there will be consequences if they don't win big in the very near future...but he's gonna keep knowlton which means markeisha will continue to not offer FREE tixs to all students...as a failing dei hire everett has done absolutely nothing to brand/market/grow the cal football fanbase at memorial stadium while increasing the # of tarps...and both the men's & women's basketball programs are also not generating more gameday revenues with an empty haas pavillion despite clear demand for affordable basketball tixs in the bay area (the valkyries got 20,000+ season tix deposits)


lyons favors reducing costs for programs that cannot raise enough funds to operate autonomously but that is flawed reasoning...for instance the baseball team has spent nearly all the original funds raised by stu gordon & next season the ncca is increasing the # of schollys from 11 to 34 which will be necessary in order to be competitive in the acc...so instead of just cutting baseball which got minimal fan interest for a roster that is predominantly middle class white young men and repurposing evans diamond for the greater good of the berkeley campus, the lyons plan would just reduce their schollys to some minimal # which would result in them losing big time in the acc with exponentially increased travel costs

lyons is willing to fund the internal nil for the upcoming year & realizes he's gonna take a lotta heat from the greater berkeley academic community but isn't willing to make a change in the failed leadership of the athletic department today & then transparently cutting sports (self sufficient club sports)/reducing costs immediately

bottom line, after decades on the berkeley campus rich wuz in a position on day 1 to direct dan mogulof to terminate knowlton & jenny while demoting markeisha but he's opted to instead further fund & allow the irresponsible financial spending of the athletic department to continue while asking non receptive fatigued donors for bail out money to pay for the current bureaucratic bloat

shocky loves rich's spirit & good intentions but 100% disagrees with his non transparent plan to not replace immediately replace failing management & streamline costs in the athletic department...the lyons plan would never work in the REAL WORLD or corporate america & it's not gonna work at the current #1 ranked public university in the world

rich is an outstanding human being on planet earth & we're very lucky to have a FUN chancellor who truly bleeds blue & gold, just hoping he will reconsider his strategic direction, go bears!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:41p, 12/6/24
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Shocky1 said:
MAJOR CAL ATHLETICS ZOOM CALL:

is scheduled for this thursday by beth tafolla-voetsch with donors re: the future of cal athletics (tryna get fundraising going for non revenue sports, good luck with that "time share sales pitch"), the participants will include chancellor lyons & ron riviera but most notably NO JAMES ARTHUR KNOWLTON!!

is this **** getting live or not?? (as the world turns in berkeley)#
update: in speaking with MULTIPLE sources the cal internal nil fundraising will be led by beth tafolla-voetsch who wuz the lead person on the zoom call...ron rivera did not participate on this call

knowlton did speak in his nasal blah blah blah which is a clear indicator that lyons does not intend to commission dan mogoluf to terminate him at this time...a complicating factor is the women's swimmers lawsuits costs if both jimbo & jenny are fired for failing to protect the best interests of berkeley students which they have clearly done on a borderline criminal level

lyons outlined some of the existential financial challenges heading towards berkeley with reduced future state of california support & downsized federal grants projected with sharp in the future...yet the chancellor has not given a clear mandate that the financially hemorrhaging (via loans from the central campus that will never have the future revenues for repayment) athletic department needs to cut sport teams (teams such as rugby should be club sports with zero university funding) & reduce bureaucratic costs at this time but unrealistically thinks donors are gonna continue to donate to the athletic department

lyons made it clear that he supports the revenue sports but that there will be consequences if they don't win big in the very near future...but he's gonna keep knowlton which means markeisha will continue to not offer FREE tixs to all students...as a failing dei hire everett has done absolutely nothing to brand/market/grow the cal football fanbase at memorial stadium while increasing the # of tarps...and both the men's & women's basketball programs are also not generating more gameday revenues with an empty haas pavillion despite clear demand for basketball tixs in the bay area (the valkyries got 20,000+ season tix deposits)


lyons favors reducing costs for programs that cannot raise enough funds to operate autonomously but that is flawed reasoning...for instance the baseball team has spent nearly all the original funds raised by stu gordon & next season the ncca is increasing the # of schollys from 11 to 34 which will be necessary in order to be competitive in the acc...so instead of just cutting baseball which got minimal fan interest for a roster that is predominantly middle class white young men and repurposing evans diamond for the greater good of the berkeley campus, the lyons plan would just reduce their schollys to some minimal # which would result in them losing big time in the acc with exponentially increased travel costs

lyons is willing to fund the internal nil for the upcoming year & realizes he's gonna take a lotta heat from the greater berkeley academic community but isn't willing to make a change in the failed leadership of the athletic department today & then transparently cutting sports (self sufficient club sports)/reducing costs immediately

bottom line, after decades on the berkeley campus rich wuz in a position on day 1 to direct dan mogulof to terminate knowlton & jenny while demoting markeisha but he's opted to instead further fund & allow the irresponsible financial spending of the athletic department to continue while asking non receptive fatigued donors for bail out money to pay for the current bureaucratic bloat

shocky loves rich's spirit & good intention but 100% disagrees with his non transparent plan to not replace immediately replace management & streamline costs in the athletic department...the lyons plan would never work in the REAL WORLD or corporate america & it's not gonna work at the current #1 ranked public university in the world

rich is an outstanding human being on planet earth & we're very lucky to have a chancellor who truly bleeds blue & gold, just hoping he will reconsider his strategic direction, go bears!!

Protecting and continuing to pay Knowlton $millions to avoid paying the rightful claims of the swimmers is heinous. it is evil. I don't even think it is the right legal strategy.

The hope that Lyons would be the AD we need to make radical change within the system starting with the removal of Knowlton appears to be dead. At least until the impending financial is so horrible thst his hand is forced at which point it is probably too late.

Only one out of the box option left: A proposal from the big donors to Lyons to outsource the management and marketing of the revenue sports to an alumni run not for profit that would pay the coaches and players and replace Learfield. The other big selling point to Lyons is this avoids the players ever being university employees. They would be employed by the alumni newco.

The sports the newco would manage are the minimum currently required for ACC membership: football, mens and womens basketball and women's soccer.

Olympic sports could continue on the amateur, even Ivy or donor funded model competing in the Big West against mostly the other UCs (and Stanford) to reduce travel costs.

This would allow the university to cut the bloated athletics department to the bare minimum of a few normally paid university bureaucrats to oversee the Olympic sports.
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princeton grad transfer/cal commit back in the day william reed is gonna officially visit both stanford (already received an admissions acceptance letter) & arizona, does not graduate until may which means he will not participate in 2025 spring ball which is a red flag in the monster's book
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boise state broncos 21
unlv rebels 7

the la bowl is gonna be a winnable bowl for them california golden bears against the rebs (10-3)

just like the independence bowl gave us a glimpse into the failed run schemes with a healthy jaydn ott/offensive line for the 2024 season, the la bowl will offer clues re: the 2025 season

and yeah shocky & taylor gotta reservation on the patio at our favorite restaurant on planet earth, nobu malibu!!

fun fact: there are no gpa requirements for admission into unlv & it's the only school that offers the double major of escort management & slot machine repair technology!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:36a, 12/7/24
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Shocky1 said:
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reason #476 why going to cal football games is way more FUN than posting like a sofa king on gameday threads:

so one of the highlights of the roadie to wake forest wuz seeing up close in person the demon deacons cheer/dance coach christy on her squad's platform overlooking the cal sidelines...while demonstrating the wicked demon deacs moves to her squad, shocky mimicked all her spirit moves with world class energy which got the monster a huge smile from christy (and maybe some *** looks from the wake fanbase)!!

fyi, if shocky evah decides to get a transgender operation (rite now the monster is a he/him/doggy dog), he will probably be a wake forest dancer & get epic hugs before/after every practice from coach christy!!...she will probably just think that poor ol' shockalina is just emotionally needy or something...haha, fooled her, it started with a kiss (how did it end up like this?)...

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to be honest with you this fall's road schedule of auburn with slim wadie (peachtree, shoal creek & wicker point), tallahassee (seminole), pittsburgh (merion & oakmont), winston-salem (old town), berkeley (sf golf, olympic lake & brambles) with dallas (highland park, trinity forest & buc-ee's) later this month has been the most FUN (and yeah frustrating too at time) schedule in the history of my california golden bears football fandom!!

yeah the pac 12 is clearly in the rearview mirrah (**** boring azz lily white eugene & salt lake city), shocky 100% loves the new infusion of energy/experiences with the acc, thx christy!!



heavy is the head that wears the crown (on doggy dog hikes up the mountain with shocky)#


Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am fine.

Gotta be honest with you, I've always been wildly attracted to men that wear fuschia socks!!

Anyways thank you for your 37 texts, emails and phone calls letting me know how much FUN you had learning all the Demon Deacon dance moves at our Wake Forest football game, I can tell by your lean (in a feral kinda way) quick twitch +1 athletic hot male yoga body that you would be an outstanding Assistant Coach (or something) for my cheer/dance program!! HR wants to know what's your GPA?

Look Shocky I 100% give you my absolute word that if my husband (who sits on the sofa every Sunday in a nasty azz t-shirt with pizza stains drinking beer watching every NFL game) ever decides to come out of the closet and leave me for a really kind man name Jimmy so they can live together in Cashiers next door to Wade Hampton that you will be the 1st person to know, ok?

Hugs & Kisses!!

Coach Christy

P.S. Demond really enjoyed meeting you before the game at the Washington Perk Cafe in downtown and told me to tell you "Wut up Shocky, ur team's run game scheme are ******* ****!!"
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Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am mostly fine.

My husband just told me he's going away this weekend to Linville with his new male friend Jimmy from the local Marlboro Men Thursday Night Bowling League who he describes as "bi curious."

What do you think this means and does it have any implications for our being off to the races??

Smiles & Smooches!!

Coach Christy

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portal news: stanford 28 game starter with a 3.65 gpa on the farm, grad transfer this january#
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6:32a, 12/7/24

dp tour in south africa: 3rd round update

swearing like a drunk azz sailor on shore leave with his regular caddie joey greiner back home in arcadia (and his sub whisper rock caddie kinda mute) max homa threw a dozen plus f bombs in an annoyed round of golf in southern hemisphere 42 temps (110% degrees) en route to a gutty 72 & is tied for 4th only 4 stokes behind an unproven south african leader (aldrich's nerves will be tested) who will surely find sleep difficult prior to the final round

max continued his love affair with the par 5 9th hole (who knew max got good wheels)!!


the key to the round wuz the par 5 14th hole when the berkeley grad pulled it into the left bush & then did it again with his provisional shot...staring a potential meltdown 10 in the face, max found his 1st ball & somehow chipped out thru a narrow window & then managed to salvage a critical par 5!!

homanation is 6 over par this week on the challenging par 3s

yeah golf is hard, max gotta keep his emotions under control mañana just like it wuz a casual round back in north scottsdale & stay focused/hydrated & ****

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:34a, 12/7/24
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
MAJOR CAL ATHLETICS ZOOM CALL:

is scheduled for this thursday by beth tafolla-voetsch with donors re: the future of cal athletics (tryna get fundraising going for non revenue sports, good luck with that "time share sales pitch"), the participants will include chancellor lyons & ron riviera but most notably NO JAMES ARTHUR KNOWLTON!!

is this **** getting live or not?? (as the world turns in berkeley)#
update: in speaking with MULTIPLE sources the cal internal nil fundraising will be led by beth tafolla-voetsch who wuz the lead person on the zoom call...ron rivera did not participate on this call

knowlton did speak in his nasal blah blah blah which is a clear indicator that lyons does not intend to commission dan mogoluf to terminate him at this time...a complicating factor is the women's swimmers lawsuits costs if both jimbo & jenny are fired for failing to protect the best interests of berkeley students which they have clearly done on a borderline criminal level

lyons outlined some of the existential financial challenges heading towards berkeley with reduced future state of california support & downsized federal grants projected in the future...yet the chancellor has not given a clear mandate that the financially hemorrhaging (via loans from the central campus that will never have the future revenues for repayment) athletic department needs to cut sport teams (teams such as rugby should be club sports with zero university funding) & reduce bureaucratic costs at this time but unrealistically thinks donors are gonna continue to donate to the athletic department

lyons made it clear that he supports the revenue sports but that there will be consequences if they don't win big in the very near future...but he's gonna keep knowlton which means markeisha will continue to not offer FREE tixs to all students...as a failing dei hire everett has done absolutely nothing to brand/market/grow the cal football fanbase at memorial stadium while increasing the # of tarps...and both the men's & women's basketball programs are also not generating more gameday revenues with an empty haas pavillion despite clear demand for affordable basketball tixs in the bay area (the valkyries got 20,000+ season tix deposits)


lyons favors reducing costs for programs that cannot raise enough funds to operate autonomously but that is flawed reasoning...for instance the baseball team has spent nearly all the original funds raised by stu gordon & next season the ncca is increasing the # of schollys from 11 to 34 which will be necessary in order to be competitive in the acc...so instead of just cutting baseball which got minimal fan interest for a roster that is predominantly middle class white young men and repurposing evans diamond for the greater good of the berkeley campus, the lyons plan would just reduce their schollys to some minimal # which would result in them losing big time in the acc with exponentially increased travel costs

lyons is willing to fund the internal nil for the upcoming year & realizes he's gonna take a lotta heat from the greater berkeley academic community but isn't willing to make a change in the failed leadership of the athletic department today & then transparently cutting sports (self sufficient club sports)/reducing costs immediately

bottom line, after decades on the berkeley campus rich wuz in a position on day 1 to direct dan mogulof to terminate knowlton & jenny while demoting markeisha but he's opted to instead further fund & allow the irresponsible financial spending of the athletic department to continue while asking non receptive fatigued donors for bail out money to pay for the current bureaucratic bloat

shocky loves rich's spirit & good intentions but 100% disagrees with his non transparent plan to not replace immediately replace failing management & streamline costs in the athletic department...the lyons plan would never work in the REAL WORLD or corporate america & it's not gonna work at the current #1 ranked public university in the world

rich is an outstanding human being on planet earth & we're very lucky to have a FUN chancellor who truly bleeds blue & gold, just hoping he will reconsider his strategic direction, go bears!!

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Someone can be a bad employee, or a bad hire, without being a "failed DEI hire" because she is a person of color etc. Really, really offensive.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:34a, 12/7/24
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
MAJOR CAL ATHLETICS ZOOM CALL:

is scheduled for this thursday by beth tafolla-voetsch with donors re: the future of cal athletics (tryna get fundraising going for non revenue sports, good luck with that "time share sales pitch"), the participants will include chancellor lyons & ron riviera but most notably NO JAMES ARTHUR KNOWLTON!!

is this **** getting live or not?? (as the world turns in berkeley)#
update: in speaking with MULTIPLE sources the cal internal nil fundraising will be led by beth tafolla-voetsch who wuz the lead person on the zoom call...ron rivera did not participate on this call

knowlton did speak in his nasal blah blah blah which is a clear indicator that lyons does not intend to commission dan mogoluf to terminate him at this time...a complicating factor is the women's swimmers lawsuits costs if both jimbo & jenny are fired for failing to protect the best interests of berkeley students which they have clearly done on a borderline criminal level

lyons outlined some of the existential financial challenges heading towards berkeley with reduced future state of california support & downsized federal grants projected in the future...yet the chancellor has not given a clear mandate that the financially hemorrhaging (via loans from the central campus that will never have the future revenues for repayment) athletic department needs to cut sport teams (teams such as rugby should be club sports with zero university funding) & reduce bureaucratic costs at this time but unrealistically thinks donors are gonna continue to donate to the athletic department

lyons made it clear that he supports the revenue sports but that there will be consequences if they don't win big in the very near future...but he's gonna keep knowlton which means markeisha will continue to not offer FREE tixs to all students...as a failing dei hire everett has done absolutely nothing to brand/market/grow the cal football fanbase at memorial stadium while increasing the # of tarps...and both the men's & women's basketball programs are also not generating more gameday revenues with an empty haas pavillion despite clear demand for affordable basketball tixs in the bay area (the valkyries got 20,000+ season tix deposits)


lyons favors reducing costs for programs that cannot raise enough funds to operate autonomously but that is flawed reasoning...for instance the baseball team has spent nearly all the original funds raised by stu gordon & next season the ncca is increasing the # of schollys from 11 to 34 which will be necessary in order to be competitive in the acc...so instead of just cutting baseball which got minimal fan interest for a roster that is predominantly middle class white young men and repurposing evans diamond for the greater good of the berkeley campus, the lyons plan would just reduce their schollys to some minimal # which would result in them losing big time in the acc with exponentially increased travel costs

lyons is willing to fund the internal nil for the upcoming year & realizes he's gonna take a lotta heat from the greater berkeley academic community but isn't willing to make a change in the failed leadership of the athletic department today & then transparently cutting sports (self sufficient club sports)/reducing costs immediately

bottom line, after decades on the berkeley campus rich wuz in a position on day 1 to direct dan mogulof to terminate knowlton & jenny while demoting markeisha but he's opted to instead further fund & allow the irresponsible financial spending of the athletic department to continue while asking non receptive fatigued donors for bail out money to pay for the current bureaucratic bloat

shocky loves rich's spirit & good intentions but 100% disagrees with his non transparent plan to not replace immediately replace failing management & streamline costs in the athletic department...the lyons plan would never work in the REAL WORLD or corporate america & it's not gonna work at the current #1 ranked public university in the world

rich is an outstanding human being on planet earth & we're very lucky to have a FUN chancellor who truly bleeds blue & gold, just hoping he will reconsider his strategic direction, go bears!!

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"...failing DEI hire, Everett"? is that you, Donald? JD?
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mb & pitts, ur comments can be absolutely refuted by markeisha everett's own words but she just deleted her twitter account which documents her agenda/career promotion rather than building the cal fanbases for the football & basketball programs

how can one serve as the lead marketing director tryna communicate brand awareness & selling tixs without any social media??

everett has taken a page outta the knowlton playbook of not transparently communicating, she's prioritizing her paychecks over doing her job

are you in agreement with the cal athletics strategic plan which does not include winning games/championships & creating sold out hostile venues for visiting teams while generating revenues for the university as the #1 priority??
https://calbears.com/sports/2019/8/20/cal-athletics-strategic-plan.aspx

what's ur take on the department's #1 goal in the above plan??

the truth of the matter is that everett is an arrogant non innovative worthless bureaucrat who basically tole me to **** off when i approached her on the field during pregame warm ups on a football gameday to lobby for FREE tixs for all students in order to imprint future season tix buyers & grow the pipeline of future Builders of Berkeley

don't bother trying to label me as a far right wing conservative, shocky (who is a critically thinking independent) has posted his disdain for trump after spending 5+ hours playing golf/dining at lunch with the prez elect & any election denier which undermines democracy in the united states of america

shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth in america thru elite educational opportunities at generational family life changing institutions such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues for those willing to do the HARD WORK in earning a degree, he does not believe in allowing people to steal **** or people getting free ***** (including paychecks)

yeah markeisha everett is by own words & actions a failing worthless bureaucrat hiding behind her dei agenda that is defrauding the #1 ranked public university in the world by NOT doing her job (her peers within the department tell me she likes to spend her days behind working remotely and/or behind closed doors looking at retail websites) & that's very offensive to me

even my friend becky g will tell u that too much woke bull**** is not a good thing...shocky's ethos in life is wake up every day & work ur azz off in pursuing ur passions which for me includes protecting the most vulnerable in society them rescue doggy dogs

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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:02p, 12/7/24
Shocky1 said:
mb & pitts, ur comments can be absolutely refuted by markeisha everett's own words but she just deleted her twitter account which documents her agenda/career promotion rather than building the cal fanbases for the football & basketball programs

how can one serve as the lead marketing director tryna communicate brand awareness & selling tixs without any social media??

everett has taken a page outta the knowlton playbook of not transparently communicating, she's prioritizing her paychecks over doing her job

are you in agreement with the cal athletics strategic plan which does not include winning games/championships & creating sold out hostile venues for visiting teams while generating revenues for the university as the #1 priority??
https://calbears.com/sports/2019/8/20/cal-athletics-strategic-plan.aspx

what's ur take on the department's #1 goal in the above plan??

the truth of the matter is that everett is an arrogant non innovative worthless bureaucrat who basically tole me to **** off when i approached her on the field during pregame warm ups on a football gameday to lobby for FREE tixs for all students in order to imprint future season tix buyers & grow the pipeline of future Builders of Berkeley

don't bother trying to label me as a far right wing conservative, shocky (who is a critically thinking independent) has posted his disdain for trump after spending 5+ hours playing golf/dining at lunch with him & any election denier which undermines the constitution of the united states of america

shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth in america thru elite educational opportunities at generational family life changing institutions such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues for those willing to do the HARD WORK in earning a degree, he does not believe in allowing people to steal **** or people getting free ***** (including paychecks)

yeah markeisha everett is by own words & actions a failing worthless bureaucrat that is defrauding the #1 ranked public university in the world by NOT doing her job (her peers within the department she likes to spend her days behind working remotely and/or behind closed doors looking at retail websites) & that's very offensive to me

even my friend becky g will tell u that too much woke bull**** is not a good thing...shocky's ethos in life is wake up every day & work ur azz off in pursuing ur passions which for me includes protecting the most vulnerable in society them rescue doggy dogs

https://instagr.am/p/BK1PpkdD858

Again.... why do you need to cite DEI? Is she a bad employee because of the color of her skin? Good to know Shocky that race is important to you in making your "argument" against her....
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^ mb=lacks fundamental reading comprehension

kinda funny a white old guy calling a mixed mutt of multiple descents a racist

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