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82, pretty sure u mentioned that u didn't graduate from berkeley, did this recently change??

fyi, cal like academically mediocre schools like texas tech also offers nil payments so ur math is wildly inaccurate...also a berkeley degree can be worth tens of millions of dollars over a lifetime, a texas tech degree will set u up for the buc-ee's supervisor program working weekends & all holidays (and remember all employees are forbidden to have any phones on their body while working during their shifts)

so ur life/financial/career advice is kinda worthless, got it??

look if u & cnhth just wanna be negative/depressed with no solutions all the time that's ur choice but the cal's monster class thread is NOT a free methadone clinic for the emotionally jittery/unstable to shoot up

fun fact: one of the greatest gifts berkeley has given me in life is that in winning situations shocky is 100% exuberant & emotionally available for celebrating with crazy as **** energy but in challenging situations (like the current state of affairs with the 6-7 cal football program with a failing s&c program) then shocky goes into a non emo problem solving mode

all we all got a choice every morning, do we wanna be happy or sad as ****, who r u??

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What did you think 82grad in my screen name meant?

the year u flunked out of berkeley??

https://instagr.am/p/BqAsBkVHoG3
82, well u might be rite (but ur not) & in any case if current cal dancer/cheer coach chelsea toler decides to head to westwood too, then doms aka the little kids princess ballet bad azz should be asked to return to berkeley to assist the recruiting efforts & also for the greater good of planet earth or something

would not be a bad thing for the cal spirit team moves be a little less vanilla eloise at the plaza & more doms choreographed kaboom kaboom shakaboom ****!!

if this happens shocky might even pass on coach christy's pending conditional offer (subject to transcripts confirmation of shocky's 3.92 berkeley gpa & gold phi beta kappa key) to become a wake forest assistant dance/cheer coach!!

yeah shocky got an insightful/productive gameplan (thx to his unchecked ocd issues!!) for ******* everything!!

fun fact: shocky likes flawed (as long as ur not so broken that u can't express love) people/doggy dogs like himself (it's not his fault he's good looking in a quick twitch +1 athletic lean feral yoga boy sorta way)!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (for those that r crazy as **** with a screw or 2 loose & that think reality is overrated)

Good morning Bear Area. Time to unite the Bay. Bridge Toll Mafia. pic.twitter.com/9zXvRwRQl3

— Nick Rolovich (@NickRolovich) December 20, 2024

locking down the bay bridges (to ensure short gameday drives to memorial stadium in the fall for the fam & those that u love)#

^ rolo just texted fellow stinson beach grad shocky & promised him that the 1st play of the 2025 on the last day of august in corvallis is gonna be a ******* PITCHOUT!!

nick promised me that both he & bryan r not gonna scheme/playcall their ELITE cali running backs into unproductive interior line runs for 1-2 yards over and over and over and over while the candy azz soft fragile wideouts stand around not BLOCKING like lazy azz male strippers or something

this might be my new favorite Halloween video LMAOO. One of the kids at boo @ the zoo was michael 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/mdbg1x8TdJ

— des’ (@_DestineeKM) October 2, 2022

yeah these guys can do this **** with NO EFFORT!!

I saw Grizzell on the sidelines and went into the locker room at half time. You may be mistaking his brother Max for Trond.

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I saw Grizzell on the sidelines and went into the locker room at half time. You may be mistaking his brother Max for Trond.

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staitlaw, that's possible, all them high gpa tall white surfing looking guys kinda all look the same to me

yeah max, trond & jack endries all kinda look like future wealth management ceos living at tiburon point taking the ferry across the bay a couple of times a week to check on the office/work out at the olympic club's downtown facility before entertaining clients on the o club's lake (skilled golfers) or ocean (chops)

No matter what the woke media tries to tell you about "UNLV's victory", the Bears have possession of the real LA Bowl trophy https://t.co/cvPyq1Xc2z

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear) December 20, 2024

^^ agreed pitts with ur financial analysis, the difference between a cal nil deal & a texas tech nil deal for the next 3 years is not that significant (the delta is NOT "$300,000 " a year) or potentially even non existent

the reality of the situation is that when josiah is 30 years old the nil dollars will likely be all gone but then martin gotta work for the next couple of decades with a lousy azz degree at a time when a lotta cal, stanford & Iiy league grads are getting MINTED

the truth is that guys from lower socioeconomic communities often can't really comprehend the value net worth of ELITE educations because they lack the cal, stanford & ivy league potential role models living in their neighborhoods telling them how this **** works in the real world

so shocky is tryna fill that void

ur welcome

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Like 3 more schools, 6 new graphics and a degree from Texas Tech is my guess

— Kloogie (@throbbingpinkie) December 20, 2024

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Don't really know what these guys will make in NIL but say this kid gets $300,000 in the 4 years. 30 years in the S&P could get him 3 million. My Cal degree didn't get me that. Go transfer kids.

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I'm calling bs on this. As a [recently] retired civil servant [in San Francisco, granted] who DOES NOT hold a highly esteemed degree from Cal, i earned more than $4M over my 25 yr career prior to retiring in June of 2023. And that was only from salary earnings. My maxed out 457 added an additional 7 figures. So IMAGINE (although I suspect that most of you have no need to just "imagine") what economic wonders will come with the benefit of a Cal degree for these young men who are discarding that very available 'bird-in-the-hand' for immediate, short-term financial gratification via the transfer portal.

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BS on what? I just plugged 300000 into a financial calculator. I have a BA from Cal. I didn't make 3 million. I made less but putting as much as I could into a 401k over 30 years got me to 2 million which goes far enough in Bay Point. What are you disputing? My dropout BIL from WSU just retired as CMO of Nordstrom. He has a lot more than me. What are you calling BS on? Lots of ways to earn money and gain happiness. Can't believe people at Cal don't understand this. I'm all for a great kid going to Cal but there are many roads.

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If you earn [less than] $200,000/yr for 25 yrs that alone would be $5M. Maxing out my 457 over 25 yrs (including the IRS Special Catchup provision for employees over 50, which allows employees over 50 to now contribute $40,000/yr to the 457) yielded $1.2M. For most of my career, following my first promotion in 2006, I was able to routinely earn an average of, approximately, $190,000/yr - some years would be more, some less, depending on what, or how much i was willing to take on. Maybe your numbers are different somehow. But it was easily more than $4M over 25 years. Deferred compensation savings plans are more about how much an employee is willing to sacrifice in the present toward a pre-established retirement goal. Additionally, my government defined benefit retirement plan + social security retirement benefit combined pays another $115,000/yr. But none of that trumps what I would have been able to earn, or my current retirement income and savings, than if I had earned a degree from Cal. I'm not confused about that.

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Like 3 more schools, 6 new graphics and a degree from Texas Tech is my guess

— Kloogie (@throbbingpinkie) December 20, 2024

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Don't really know what these guys will make in NIL but say this kid gets $300,000 in the 4 years. 30 years in the S&P could get him 3 million. My Cal degree didn't get me that. Go transfer kids.

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I'm calling bs on this. As a [recently] retired civil servant [in San Francisco, granted] who DOES NOT hold a highly esteemed degree from Cal, i earned more than $4M over my 25 yr career prior to retiring in June of 2023. And that was only from salary earnings. My maxed out 457 added an additional 7 figures. So IMAGINE (although I suspect that most of you have no need to just "imagine") what economic wonders will come with the benefit of a Cal degree for these young men who are discarding that very available 'bird-in-the-hand' for immediate, short-term financial gratification via the transfer portal.

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BS on what? I just plugged 300000 into a financial calculator. I have a BA from Cal. I didn't make 3 million. I made less but putting as much as I could into a 401k over 30 years got me to 2 million which goes far enough in Bay Point. What are you disputing? My dropout BIL from WSU just retired as CMO of Nordstrom. He has a lot more than me. What are you calling BS on? Lots of ways to earn money and gain happiness. Can't believe people at Cal don't understand this. I'm all for a great kid going to Cal but there are many roads.

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If you earn [less than] $200,000/yr for 25 yrs that alone would be $5M. Maxing out my 457 over 25 yrs (including the IRS Special Catchup provision for employees over 50, which allows employees over 50 to now contribute $40,000/yr to the 457) yielded $1.2M. For most of my career, following my first promotion in 2006, I was able to routinely earn an average of, approximately, $190,000/yr - some years would be more, some less, depending on what, or how much i was willing to take on. Maybe your numbers are different somehow. But it was easily more than $4M over 25 years. Deferred compensation savings plans are more about how much an employee is willing to sacrifice in the present toward a pre-established retirement goal. Additionally, my government defined benefit retirement plan + social security retirement benefit combined pays another $115,000/yr. But none of that trumps what I would have been able to earn, or my current retirement income and savings, than if I had earned a degree from Cal. I'm not confused about that.

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My first year salary at Pacific Telesis as a computer analyst was about $18,000. I think we are dealing with different generations. I still don't know what I wrote that was bs. It's ok. You can think I'm a kook. I really need to quit BI and probably Cal football. These two things are making me crazy and I think I'm making some folks crazy.

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Like 3 more schools, 6 new graphics and a degree from Texas Tech is my guess

— Kloogie (@throbbingpinkie) December 20, 2024

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Don't really know what these guys will make in NIL but say this kid gets $300,000 in the 4 years. 30 years in the S&P could get him 3 million. My Cal degree didn't get me that. Go transfer kids.

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I'm calling bs on this. As a [recently] retired civil servant [in San Francisco, granted] who DOES NOT hold a highly esteemed degree from Cal, i earned more than $4M over my 25 yr career prior to retiring in June of 2023. And that was only from salary earnings. My maxed out 457 added an additional 7 figures. So IMAGINE (although I suspect that most of you have no need to just "imagine") what economic wonders will come with the benefit of a Cal degree for these young men who are discarding that very available 'bird-in-the-hand' for immediate, short-term financial gratification via the transfer portal.

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BS on what? I just plugged 300000 into a financial calculator. I have a BA from Cal. I didn't make 3 million. I made less but putting as much as I could into a 401k over 30 years got me to 2 million which goes far enough in Bay Point. What are you disputing? My dropout BIL from WSU just retired as CMO of Nordstrom. He has a lot more than me. What are you calling BS on? Lots of ways to earn money and gain happiness. Can't believe people at Cal don't understand this. I'm all for a great kid going to Cal but there are many roads.

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If you earn [less than] $200,000/yr for 25 yrs that alone would be $5M. Maxing out my 457 over 25 yrs (including the IRS Special Catchup provision for employees over 50, which allows employees over 50 to now contribute $40,000/yr to the 457) yielded $1.2M. For most of my career, following my first promotion in 2006, I was able to routinely earn an average of, approximately, $190,000/yr - some years would be more, some less, depending on what, or how much i was willing to take on. Maybe your numbers are different somehow. But it was easily more than $4M over 25 years. Deferred compensation savings plans are more about how much an employee is willing to sacrifice in the present toward a pre-established retirement goal. Additionally, my government defined benefit retirement plan + social security retirement benefit combined pays another $115,000/yr. But none of that trumps what I would have been able to earn, or my current retirement income and savings, than if I had earned a degree from Cal. I'm not confused about that.

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My first year salary at Pacific Telesis as a computer analyst was about $18,000. I think we are dealing with different generations. I still don't know what I wrote that was bs. It's ok. You can think I'm a kook. I really need to quit BI and probably Cal football. These two things are making me crazy and I think I'm making some folks crazy.

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I only called bs on your proposition that "$300,000 in 4 years plus $3 million from 30 years in the S&P" is more valuable, or profitable, than a Cal degree. I just don't happen to share that opinion.

^ agreed pitts, this is just bad/flawed math

and cal could also pay $300k just like texas tech, the real variable is the post football earning which statistically are astronomically different between the 2 schools

From The East To The West, Keep Goin #GoBears 📈🐻 pic.twitter.com/xfSwukl3XH

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 21, 2024

now 2 silent commitments

heavy is the head that wears the crown at the #1 ranked public university on planet earth#

https://instagr.am/p/DDVPOyaxdZJ
cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

new o-line coach famika anae is gonna official trip mississippi state grad transfer 6'8" 325 lbs leon bell from alivn texas (also graduated from powerhouse kilgore community college) who got 2 years of remaining eligiblity

bell started a couple of games for the bulldogs in the sec at right tackle before leaving the program to focus on his academics

this is a grown azz man with intellectual curiosity & would compete for a starting position in berkeley on day 1

https://instagr.am/p/CwuoXuXAyNC
leon, after growing up in nasty humid azz texas & going to school in the kinda racist deep south (louisville is just more of that ****), do u wanna have an adventure in ideal weather beautiful cali on the left coast??

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD

The journey continues… pic.twitter.com/YJRPXVcUR4

— Elic Ayomanor (@elicayomanor) December 20, 2024

big time departure for the stanford football program w/ 2025 big game in palo alto ramifications#

Big Dawgs Gotta Eat#GoBears 📈🐻 pic.twitter.com/vFSE2c1zpP

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 21, 2024

now 3 silent commitments

heavy is the head that wears the crown on cal's monster offensive line#

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This house call from @HezekiahMasses was yesterday’s play of the game, presented by @floridacitygas 🔥 pic.twitter.com/gVVtalbON1

— FIU Football (@FIUFootball) September 10, 2023

cal's TAKERS recruit update:

6'1" 170 lbs cornerback florida international hezekiah masses with length & SPEED from deerfield beach, florida is gonna officially trip to cal & kansas state this week...an elite talent that runs with a gliding NO EFFORT motion kinda like t grizzly

kinda wondering if masses has evah been to somewhere as ugly & cold as **** as manhattan kansas??...**** is gonna get real when he takes the long drive from the airport to the campus, dude better own a 7 layer parka or something...brrrrrhhhhhh

hezekiah wuz a 3 year starter at fiu & an all conference usa selection in 2024...he's a hard worker who didn't take schoolwork seriously in high school with a 2.7 gpa but has grown up a lot since then, we're gonna find out real soon if hezekiah is mentally limitless with academic ambition

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development as a TAKER & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)

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Thank you @CalFootball & the staff for the great official visit yesterday! @CoachTreW @CoachTB02

— HezekiahMasses (@HezekiahMasses) December 13, 2024

new adventures on the left coast??#

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Let’s work! @CalFootball 🐻 pic.twitter.com/44izMumhl1

— HezekiahMasses (@HezekiahMasses) December 21, 2024

KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

off the charts athleticism that will bring DYNAMIC playmaking from day 1 to berkeley!!

yeah hezekiah wuz not academically focused in high school but he's all grown up (unlike shocky) now



let's ******* go!!

3️⃣ PIECE 👀#GoBears 🐻📈 pic.twitter.com/xn3pyPJArL

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 21, 2024

ON. A. MISSION. #GoBears 📈🐻 pic.twitter.com/Mx4aBJvjgh

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 21, 2024

shocky learned how to swim at garfield when he wuz 5, now 4 silent commitments



heavy is the head that wears the CROWN at the #1 ranked public university not further afar from the bay bridge at 4:00 am#

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
jaden mickey, corner/nickel (3.75 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask the disney
wives)
https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv

congrats to berkeley grad jt bryne on his commitment to georgia tech (not on cal's 2025 schedule) for his final year of eligiblity

Former Duke quarterback Maalik Murphy is transferring to Oregon State, he tells ESPN. Murphy is 11-3 as a starter the last two years at Duke and Texas. He went 9-3 as the Blue Devils starter this year and set the school record for TD passes with 26. pic.twitter.com/qF1gjMb7Pt

— Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) December 19, 2024

dumb azz scheduling: ROAD game against a mid major with an ELITE qb1 to open the 2025 season#

^ flip side of the coin GOOD NEWS: duke will be traveling to memorial stadium in the fall of 2025 without a current qb1, the blue devils qb2 this season threw 1 pass

jaydn ott's reaction to today's OFFICIAL announcement that shocky has been hired as an offensive analyst/substitute yoga teacher instead of leidy:

Heard some people was asking about a guy I know

Film session on new offense 🤷🏿‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/nMzJwdIpAF

— Aristotle Thompson (@CoachAT23) December 21, 2024

coach shocky: we gonna run PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open space & the wide receivers will violently BLOCK downfield instead of standing around like fragile candy azz soft male strippers



coach leidy: clothes r for losers!!...how many points is a field goal??

https://instagr.am/p/DDxglN-yFNR


this is cal football (yikes!!)#

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Well Tulane starting QB Darian Mensah will be the Duke QB. He threw for over 2700 yds this season for the Green Wave. He will be a RS Soph and is a top 10 transfer QB in every ratings list.

Fun facts for Mensah. He went to St Josephs HS in Santa Maria,Ca. He was not highly recruited out of HS. He carried at 3.5 HS GPA and is quite unlikely to be flipping the bird to his coaches after throwing a TD as Murphy did.

Murphy is a talented player. But Duke picked up a very nice player from the portal.

Let’s Work Cal🐻 @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/gRoJPkbZHC

— LaJuan Owens (@lajuan_owens) December 21, 2024

KAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

new mexico transfer left tackle 6'4" 335 lbs lajuan owens is gonna reuinite with his former o-line coach famika anae in berkeley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...he's from keller texas & attended fossil ridge hs

HERE WE GO!!!!! LOOK AT THAT!!!! #505SVF | #GoLobos | #EarnedNotGiven pic.twitter.com/jqOGqotSGi

— New Mexico Football (@UNMLoboFB) November 24, 2024

owens spent his 1st collegiate season at tulane redshirting before starting at the critical qb's blindside left tackle in albuquerque last season for arguably the most productive offensive line in college football, he got 3 years of remaining eligibility...no more of that la bowl bull**** when the bears can't punch it in from a yard out for a touchdown, bruce snyder & jeff tedford would 100% approve of this recruitment

UNM's Offensive Line Stats:

0 sacks credited against OL (1st nationally)
5 sacks allowed (3rd)
21 sacks yards allowed (3rd)
6.64 YPC rushing (2nd)
479.6 YPG Total Offense (6th)
237.8 YPG rushing (8th)

Somehow not a Joe Moore OL semifinalist.

Cool.#GoLobos | #EarnedNotGiven pic.twitter.com/0HAqaOUBLc

— New Mexico Football (@UNMLoboFB) November 12, 2024

lajuan is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.2 gpa & wuz majoring in liberal arts & integrated studies at new mexico

cal's monster offensive line is gonna rechart the trajectory of the cal football program with SIZE & VIOLENCE in pounding the rock!!

underweight 6'7" 285 lbs ucla o-line transfer niki prognos with the commitment to stanford, shocky over hyped niki due to his stinson beach hs connection

shocky is a dumb azz (much better to palm a tight azz)#

https://instagr.am/p/CJyi2vzjrwc

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Former Duke quarterback Maalik Murphy is transferring to Oregon State, he tells ESPN. Murphy is 11-3 as a starter the last two years at Duke and Texas. He went 9-3 as the Blue Devils starter this year and set the school record for TD passes with 26. pic.twitter.com/qF1gjMb7Pt

— Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) December 19, 2024

dumb azz scheduling: ROAD game against a mid major with an ELITE qb1 to open the 2025 season#

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I think given his best offer was Oregon State, most p4 teams do not consider him elite (Duke pushed him out and asked him to take a pay cut)

joego, hear wut ur saying, shocky's take on maalik is that he's an extremely intelligent (duke acceptance) & highly skilled (almost 3000 yards/26 touchdowns passing) for the blue devils last season but agreed that he's kinda a head case too

bad attitude players wear out their welcomes over time/the course of a season, when the bears play the beavers in august of 2025 in corvallis it's extremely unlikely that murphy will have worn out his welcome by then...the bears d is gonna get the beavs best offensive effort of the season, this will be a very dangerous season opener for cal against a talented qb1 & 1000+ yard returning rb1 hankerson

giving a west coast mid major a home game (the noise at reser stadium is gonna be deafening with a sold out pac 2 bitter hostile crowd with the chainsaw sounds) wuz ******* dumb (only mitigated by shocky's pre gameday roadie to nearby bandon dunes with slim wadie)!!

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cal's monster class recruiting update:

with the commitment of safety fresno state's julian neal to stanford, the most FUN defensive back coaches in the nation coach brown & coach watson are now focused on targeting washington safety transfer 6'4" 191 lbs tristan dunn from drizzly azz sumner washington, he got 2 years of remaining eligibility

tristan is NOT a dumb azz, despite a barely 3.0 gpa in hs due to not taking reading books & **** seriously, he's now all grown up (mentally limitless with ambition) & been an all pac 12 academic honoree

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including puget sound & unhealthy/overpriced starbucks)