Who are the new bears?

^ new bears that know how to read books & ****!!

https://instagr.am/p/C5oWny6xDYd



but the other side wuz sunny#

proud of you brotha! pic.twitter.com/6BbCewsJ4v

— Chris “CB” Butler 2 ✰🃏 (@iiamcb2_) May 3, 2025

the staff recently officially tripped 4.34 40 SPEEDY wideout bowling green/delaware state transfer 5'9" 182 lbs rahkeem smith from baltimore

Thank you Bowling Green!! pic.twitter.com/lK9tkoTLNL

— Rahkeem Smith (@smith_rahkeem) April 16, 2025

rahkeem is NOT a dumb azz, he recently wuz on the honor roll with a 3.55 gpa & got an overall college cumulative gpa of 3.08

SPEED wins football games!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna experience the west coast & cali weather)

Excited to be part of the #AppState family! Go Mountaineers! 💛#GoApp @AppState_FB @appstate pic.twitter.com/qchABRK2hw

— Trent Ramsey (@trent7ramsey) May 9, 2025

2025 scholly roster departures: 51 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree...nfl drafted kansas city chiefs
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted new england patriots
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree...nfl drafted baltimore ravens
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed chicago bears
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton (ivy league) degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed new york giants
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree...nfl free agent signed buffalo bills
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...nfl declaration...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree...nfl free agent signed tampa bay buccaneers
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...out of eligibility...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
justin "j-will" williams-thomas...grad transfer portal to marshall...berkeley degree
byron "unk" cardwell jr...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
mavin anderson...grad transfer portal to texas state...berkeley degree
jaydn ott...grad transfer to oklahoma...berkeley degree
mason starling...grad transfer portal to san jose state...berkeley degree
trent ramsey...grad transfer portal to appalachian state...berkeley degree
kadarius calloway...transfer portal to new mexico state...no berkeley degree
dylan jemtegaard...grad transfer portal to montana...mechanical engineering berkeley degree
jaivian "the jet" thomas...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
john gayer...transfer portal to utah state...no berkeley degree
simon mapa...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
myles williams...grad transfer portal to nevada...berkeley degree
camden jones...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jonathan brady...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
ryan yaites...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
kyle cunanan, transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
caleb johnston, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
tobias merriweather, transfer portal to utah...no berkeley degree
hunter barth, grad transfer portal to stanford..berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 (a berkeley, stanford of ivy league degree) in ur tank??#

wifey, the monster can tell u with 100% confidence that when shocky wuz the men's basketball 1st general manager back during the cal's monster class era that both cuonzo martin & mike montgomery focused on gpas on the aau/high school recruiting circuit & then emphasized the attainment of graduating with berkeley degrees


^ fun fact: 5 of the above 7 mcdonald all americans wuz relentlessly recruited by the monster in conjunction with the staff & 3 wuz cal commits

but yeah a lotta coaches/recruiting personnel & dumb azz prospects just close their eyes/put their heads in the sand these days in today's highly competitive global economy that unremorsefully favors cal, stanford & ivy league grads while discarding disposable uneducated/undereducated low gpa dumb azzs with worthless degrees that are gonna be working nite shift security at the chandler fashion square mall when they're 30 years old & basically ******



don't be a ******* dumb azz (life after football/basketball is not pretty if ur dumb as a rock)#

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DHJ9LkLRXWi
minnesota gophers offense scouting report:

when the gophs burrow their way to the left coast on saturday september 13th in a marquee acc vs big 10 battle they will be starting the worst offensive line in power 4 football along with ucla (averaged an anemic 3.07 yards per rush in 2024 with no new infusion of elite talent, the odds of the jet getting seriously injured next season are 50/50)

minnesota will be starting 5 new (at different positions) trench workers this fall to a line that averaged a disappointing 3.72 yards per rush in 2024 despite a 2nd round nfl draft selection to houston (aireontae ersery), a free agent signed by green bay (tyler cooper), a ohio state transfer out (phillips daniels), a northwestern transfer out (martes lewis) & graduation (quinn carroll & jackson hunter) and the new o-line did not stand out during 2025 spring ball

rb1 darius taylor rushed for 986 yards in 2024 but will be challenged to replicate that production with fewer holes to daylight & a brand new qb1 to replace all big 10 max brosmer

the bears d under the new shared defensive coordinator scheme gotta opportunity to dial up the pressure from the 1st series to stress a patchwork offensive line & an inexperienced qb that will likely not be savvy enough yet to audible his way outta harm's way

football is a violent sport (let's FUMIGATE the gophs qb1 & rb1 with PRESSURE)#

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I said kill all the gophers on the course, not all the gofers...

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DHJ9LkLRXWi
minnesota gophers offense scouting report:

when the gophs burrow their way to the left coast on saturday september 13th in a marquee acc vs big 10 battle they will be starting the worst offensive line in power 4 football along with ucla (averaged an anemic 3.07 yards per rush in 2024 with no new infusion of elite talent, the odds of the jet getting seriously injured next season are 50/50)

minnesota will be starting 5 new (at different positions) trench workers this fall to a line that averaged a disappointing 3.72 yards per rush in 2024 despite a 2nd round nfl draft selection to houston (aireontae ersery), a free agent signed by green bay (tyler cooper), a ohio state transfer out (phillips daniels), a northwestern transfer out (martes lewis) & graduation (quinn carroll & jackson hunter) and the new o-line did not stand out during 2025 spring ball

rb1 darius taylor rushed for 986 yards in 2024 but will be challenged to replicate that production with fewer holes to daylight & a brand new qb1 to replace all big 10 max brosmer

the bears d under the new shared defensive coordinator scheme gotta opportunity to dial up the pressure from the 1st series to stress a patchwork offensive line & an inexperienced qb that will likely not be savvy enough yet to audible his way outta harm's way

football is a violent sport (let's FUMIGATE the gophs qb1 & rb1 with PRESSURE)#

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This is game is truly important. We have to show we can handedly beat a B1G squad. The case for Cal in the next realignment in part depends on this. There is no way B1G would rather have Minnesota than Cal in the long run.

econ, agreed that the minnesota game is important for a multitude of reasons...large crowd attendances creating hostile home field advantages at memorial stadium will be a factor (as will winning a lotta games including major bowl games) in the next round of conference realignment & that's why lyons passively allowing the non innovative ****tards of knowlton, jenny (just a really bad human being, her role enabling mckeever wuz unconscionably criminal) & markeisha (the queen of tarp management/ignoring all emails) to not market/sell tixs on gamedays is damaging both the cal football & basketball programs

and no shocky don't really think ron got the key to the fb program, otherwise the simple act of inviting all students for FREE would already be announced, rivera is just one voice in a bureaucratic jungle of non revenue sports advocates

Today it's sunny in Philadelphia ☀️ pic.twitter.com/mUDlqAAbyP

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) May 10, 2025

2025 truist championship at philadelphia cricket: 3rd round update

max homa (70, tied for 16th): after a prolonged two way miss driver slump, max is tied for 3rd this week in driving accuracy (71%) which bodes well for next week's 2025 pga championship at quail hollow (where homa won an exciting pga tournament battling down the stretch vs rory)...max is 3 over par on his opening holes this week, would be nice to start strong tomorrow on the 1st hole, let's ******* go, max!!



collin morikawa (72, tied for 26th): round got away from collin when he under clubbed on the hurting right to left wind par 3 16th hole & he rinsed his cut tee ball into the fronting fast moving stream for a double bogey 5...morikawa is on point in all phases of his game except his sand play which has been substandard since harbor town

ben an (68, tied for 29th): despite not birdieing either of the par 5s, ben & his elite clubhead speed made a move up the leaderboard with a consecutive hat trick of birds on the back nine!!

michael kim (withdrew after 12 holes): as noted here earlier this week, michael is still not 100% with his tricky back injury...yoga/meditation & miso soup (with extra tofu) are the solutions to an injury free body that got flexible movement/positive mental health!!

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DHJ9LkLRXWi
minnesota gophers offense scouting report:

when the gophs burrow their way to the left coast on saturday september 13th in a marquee acc vs big 10 battle they will be starting the worst offensive line in power 4 football along with ucla (averaged an anemic 3.07 yards per rush in 2024 with no new infusion of elite talent, the odds of the jet getting seriously injured next season are 50/50)

minnesota will be starting 5 new (at different positions) trench workers this fall to a line that averaged a disappointing 3.72 yards per rush in 2024 despite a 2nd round nfl draft selection to houston (aireontae ersery), a free agent signed by green bay (tyler cooper), a ohio state transfer out (phillips daniels), a northwestern transfer out (martes lewis) & graduation (quinn carroll & jackson hunter) and the new o-line did not stand out during 2025 spring ball

rb1 darius taylor rushed for 986 yards in 2024 but will be challenged to replicate that production with fewer holes to daylight & a brand new qb1 to replace all big 10 max brosmer

the bears d under the new shared defensive coordinator scheme gotta opportunity to dial up the pressure from the 1st series to stress a patchwork offensive line & an inexperienced qb that will likely not be savvy enough yet to audible his way outta harm's way

football is a violent sport (let's FUMIGATE the gophs qb1 & rb1 with PRESSURE)#

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I asked AI who was the last Cal player to record double digit sacks and the response was….


It's difficult to definitively pinpoint the exact last Cal football player to record double-digit sacks without access to comprehensive historical data. However, based on information available, it is highly likely that the player in question was not a player in the last few seasons as those seasons have not seen many double-digit sack records at all.

Join us in welcoming Assistant DL Coach / Pass Rush Specialist Stephen Paea to Bear Territory 👏🐻#GoBears pic.twitter.com/Yys03Is2BF

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) May 10, 2025

warning to opposing qb1s: BEWARE of them savage VIOLENT bears!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including new zealand, how bizarre)

Congratulations to Senior Specialist Showcase alumnus @Lachie_Wilson37 as he is headed to Rookie Minicamp with the Chicago Bears! pic.twitter.com/FpySZJyr21

— Senior Specialist Showcase (@SR_SpecShowcase) May 1, 2025

da bears#

🥷🏽🎲 pic.twitter.com/wYr3xdVewR

— Landon Morris (@LandonMorris81) November 11, 2022

KAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMM!!

welcome temple grad transfer 6'5" 230 lbs tight end landon morris from the hoosier state who enrolled at syracuse outta high school but then transferred to utah before ending up in philly...bro gotta lotta frequent flyer points

landon is NOT a dumb azz, he graduated from temple with an outstanding collegiate 3.7 gpa & is interested in a mba or something

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including crooked stick/steak & shake in indianapolis)

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

At Tap Haus.

Nothing to be said but Go fucking bears pic.twitter.com/hF3wXznOOk

— Matt H (@korealaska) May 4, 2024

don't be a dumb azz (buc-ee gotta higher gpa than oski)#

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
camron brooks, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)
artem korchagin, offensive lineman (4.1 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)
deon jackson, corner/nickel (3.0+ gpa)
jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

landon morris, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jayden dixon-veal, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" wilson corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3,5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.8 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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the following is reprint from cal's monster class from back in the day with lite editing:
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enjoyed a lovely dinner at the intimate & charming frascati's tonite on russian hill with family & friends on a beautifully clear fall evening in san francisco after a fun football gameday in berkeley

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after dinner while we were strolling thru little italy in north beach i wandered off by myself to check out an old lady of an undeterminable ethnic background methodically checking the street's garbage cans for recyclable cans & bottles

i say hello, she smiles & keeps working

so mr world traveler says hello in a dozen+ languages, she smiles & keeps working

so i pick up a few cans in the gutter, crush them with the heel of my dress shoes & put them in her shopping cart, she smiles & keeps working

i'm done talking (still hoarse from the game this afternoon at memorial) so we just quietly work together collecting cans & bottles...our pace develops a cadence & rhythm of two hearts working together

shay & taylor drift over to see what their crazy azz dad is doing now & then they start helping her too, the old lady still hasn't said anything...the only sounds are of cans being crushed, seagulls squawking & a police siren in the distance

finally it's time to leave so i give her all my cash in my pockets (just a little south of $1,000), she barely looks at the money & is instead eyeing my green plastic perrier bottle in my jacket...so i give her that bottle too...she smiles broadly now & says something in a language i don't understand

as we are leaving, i take one final look back over my shoulder to see if the old lady is gonna take her cash home & call it a night

nope, she is still working

her indefatigable & quietly stoic work ethic reminds me of mothers everywhere who tirelessly work to support & keep their families together...she is my mom, your mom, ivan rabb's mom, jaylen brown's mom, oscar frayer's mom, dwight tarwater's mom, she is everyone's mom

i love you, mom

-your mama's boy

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my poly tiger moms overcame mind boggling obstacles (always with a smile on her face) to become a 1st generation college berkeley grad (she asked me daily my current gpa back in the day) from a poor as **** san francisco family (they had no money for bears game, my moms would walk for FREE their doggy dog on ocean beach for FUN) & later the largest drug dealer in northern california (ok, the chief director of pharmacy for kaiser permanente)!!

love you, moms!!

happy mother's day#

Happy Mother’s Day! 💐💛#GoBears pic.twitter.com/kdJ2e1Xy9P

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) May 11, 2025

Philly golf fans.

To know ‘em is to love ‘em. pic.twitter.com/7fKYl1rGPH

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) May 11, 2025

2025 truist championship at philadelphia cricket: 4th round update

collin morikawa (68, tied for 15th): collin, ur sand play is a ****show!!...ur chunked bunker shot on the par 4 17th hole wuz a c flight championship move and for the week getting up & down from the sand only 3 outta 7 times no es bueno...let's go, u gotta opportunity to win the trophy next week at quail hollow but not without some sandbox prep work

max homa (71, tied for 32nd): a strong week for max in large part to finishing in the top 10 in driving accuracy!!

ben an (70, tied for 35th): ben wuz rolling along at 3 under par until he cut pushed his drive on the par 4 18th hole 75 yards right of the fairway en route to a triple bogey 7, ay caramba

michael kim (withdrew during 3rd round due to back injury)

Happy Mother's Day to my girlfriend Renata! Declan and Mike are very lucky boys. I'm heading out to play golf.

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 11, 2025

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T4 | ANOTHER ONE 💥

Alyssa Herrera sends solo shot to center field to start us off in the fourth!

Cal - 5 | Minnesota - 0 #GoBears pic.twitter.com/huDbS1G2Ce

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) February 7, 2025

california golden bears 9
minnesota gophers 4

maryland terrapins 6
california golden bears 3

yeah drove down the 101 from north scottsdale to tempe today at the speed of light to check out the softball team's 1st day out for the 2025 season

beautiful weather in the low 70s as asu's facility which is framed by palm trees shimmering in the outfield, during the 1st game warm ups the bears stood in front of the dugout standing on 10 paws yelling FUN cheers led by this year team's emotional leader kaylee pond who is 100 hundo the person you would want riding shotgun next to you on a cross country drive to every buc-ee's in this beautiful country!!

starting line ups: all american shortstop acacia anders is out with messed up ribs which resulted in potential all acc home run slugger elon butler moving from 2nd base to ss and impressive true freshman mia phillips (who runs the bases with the electric speed of desean jackson returning punts at memorial stadium) starting at 2nd base

pitching: this team's 2025 campaign is gonna be determined by the pitching, this team is gonna score a lotta runs & the defense is solid with closing speed in the outfield...anna reimers looks incredibly fit kinda like an olympics skiing cross country gold medalist from a nordic country & after that it's gonna be a wide open competition...annabel tepperson is the early leader for the #2 role pitching from ahead of the count most of the time, freshman miranda de nava notched 7 strikeouts in closing out the 1st game after a jittery welcome to d1 softball, ashanti mcdade brings heat (gotta work on throwing more strikes) & ryann orange got a high upside

home runs: this team will lead the acc & potentially even the nation in home runs, it's an exciting fireworks offense to watch led by hitting coach brandon telesco...lagi quiroga got elite bat speed & led off the 1st game with a high ball to left field that kept soaring over the fence, impressive true freshman mia phillips followed her with a drilled homer to left field & who wuz so pumped up she rounded the bases in around 10 seconds, my favorite player alyssa "the ponytail" herrera (her moms is a school teacher) did her patented happy dance after her dinger, team leader mika lee continues her remarkable ascent as an improving player every season & kaylee pond's pumped up kicks home run trot!!

3rd base coaching: coach chelsea spencer is a remarkable head coach that has built a family 1st culture of young ladies that are academically ambitious & that care about each other but at the same time chelsea is still running the bears outta innings with her reckless & unsuccessful decisions to advance runners including asking her catcher to steal & being thrown out by 5 feet...honestly she should consider coaching 1st base, her poor decisions (the bears needed runners not an extra base) coupled with some not clean fielding/ball handling (lack of awareness of a runner heading to home plate) & an miscalculated cut off relay throw to home plate wuz key factors in the 2nd game loss to maryland

randi roelling: the arrogant georgia transfer & her overly involved little league dad's departure is a loss in the talent department but a plus for this year's team chemistry...this is kinda like mendoza & his sorry azz dad, good luck with nando & roelling's kinda worthless degrees when competing with berkeley & stanford grads in the highly competitive global economy that favors the well educated when they are 30 years old

saturday's doubleheader: early morning game with utah to be followed by a rematch with maryland, shocky is gonna catch the utes game before departing to handle his coaching duties with michael kim at the phoenix open in the former bears quest to win his 2nd pga tournament title

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2025 ncca selection sunday:

CONGRATS to them bears (35-19) on making the tournament again, they will be heading to norman next weekend for the 4 team regional hosted by oklahoma (44-7) & play omaha (39-11) on friday

on the one hand they bears hit a lotta home runs (60) this season & got the best bench team spirit in college softball, huge kudos to coach spencer & kaylee pond for making that happen!!...next season tianna bell (15 home runs), lagi quiroga (11 home runs) & elon butler (10 home runs) will be joined by alyssa herrera (hopefully 100% healthy), blueshirting kendall todd & incoming long beach poly 3rd base polynesian slugger emoni lam "e-money" sam as the most dangerous power team in the acc (hitting coach brandon telesco is an elite developer of talent)!!

on the other hand, they got the worst 3rd base coach in softball at any level, the bears probably had 150+ baserunners thrown out this season, it's so bad it's almost comical kinda like watching the bad news bears...they also finished last the in the acc in fielding percentage, they wuz an error prone porous defense (54 errors plus an equal # of misplaced balls) that will lose it's best 2 defenders (acacia anders & mika lee) next season, presumably +1 athletic mia phillips will move from 2b to ss next season...and a pitching rotation that sometimes struggled to pitch from ahead in the count, miranda de nava will head into next season as the ace

while it's disappointing that's there still no dedicated basketball practice facility in berkeley, shocky is glad the softball team is getting a new facility so they can host future ncca tournaments

go bears (need to play smart & tough!!)#

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There was nothing left…
OL + 2 side busters dinner #hungrybears

Thank you @ZacharysPizza pic.twitter.com/mjKta4TzQD

— Famika Anae (@AnaeCoach) April 22, 2025

EXCLUSIVE cal's MONSTER class body weight evaluation of every scholly trench worker:

jordan spasojevic-moko, 6'5" 335 lbs (BEST o-line newcomer, needs to become more quick twitch +1 athletic!!)
sioape vatikani, 6'4" 315 lbs (vats took a lotta plays off last season, new cored out body is lean!!)
nick morrow, 6'8" 315 lbs (missed spring ball, at 6'8" needs to get to 330 lbs)
frederick williams, 6'5" 300 lbs (banged up at the end of spring ball, needs to get to 315 lbs)
braden miller, 6'6" 315 lbs (biggest surprise of spring running with 1s, needs to get to 320 lbs)
bastian swinney, 6'6" 305 lbs (got pushed backwards last season, needs to get to 320 lbs)
tyson ruffins, 6'2" 310 lbs (ran with the 1s this spring but got pushed backwards, need to get to 320 lbs)
daveion harley, 6'1" 300 lbs (just signed, needs to get to 315 lbs)
lajuan owens, 6'4" 355 lbs (physical mauler, needs to core out to 335 lbs)
leon bell, 6'8" 315 lbs (got starting talent upside, at 6'8" needs to get to 330 lbs)
lamar robinson, 6'3" 300 lbs (missed spring ball, needs to get to 315 lbs)
akili calhoun, 6'4" 300 lbs (ran with the 2s, needs to get to 315 lbs)
syris corley, 6'4" 330 lbs (needs to core out to 315 lbs)
tyler knape, 6'4" 290 lbs (needs to get to 315 lbs)
aiden newbill, 6'8" 290 lbs (at 6'8" needs to get to 330 lbs)
justin hasenhuetl, 6'5" 270 lbs (schulzie's favorite german needs to get to 315 lbs)

real talk: any bear that disappears from berkeley for more than a long weekend home between now & the start of the 2025 fall camp is sending a clear message that they just don't give a ****

The biggest one

— Artem Korchagin (@ArtemKorchagin0) May 5, 2025

6'5" 315 lbs artem korchagin gets it (MONSTER o-lineman get PAID in the national ******* football league!!)#

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— Famika Anae (@AnaeCoach) May 11, 2025

an offseason unlike other offseasons in berkeley (315 lbs is the new bare minimum)#

Shocky1 said:

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Philly golf fans.

To know ‘em is to love ‘em. pic.twitter.com/7fKYl1rGPH

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) May 11, 2025

2025 truist championship at philadelphia cricket: 4th round update

collin morikawa (68, tied for 15th): collin, ur sand play is a ****show!!...ur chunked bunker shot on the par 4 17th hole wuz a c flight championship move and for the week getting up & down from the sand only 3 outta 7 times no es bueno...let's go, u gotta opportunity to win the trophy next week at quail hollow but not without some sandbox prep work

max homa (71, tied for 32nd): a strong week for max in large part to finishing in the top 10 in driving accuracy!!

ben an (70, tied for 35th): ben wuz rolling along at 3 under par until he cut pushed his drive on the par 4 18th hole 75 yards right of the fairway en route to a triple bogey 7, ay caramba

michael kim (withdrew during 3rd round due to back injury)

Happy Mother's Day to my girlfriend Renata! Declan and Mike are very lucky boys. I'm heading out to play golf.

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 11, 2025

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So the Big East gets a Pope before the Big 10 gets a FB National Championship in the last 20 years.

OdontoBear66 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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Philly golf fans.

To know ‘em is to love ‘em. pic.twitter.com/7fKYl1rGPH

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) May 11, 2025

2025 truist championship at philadelphia cricket: 4th round update

collin morikawa (68, tied for 15th): collin, ur sand play is a ****show!!...ur chunked bunker shot on the par 4 17th hole wuz a c flight championship move and for the week getting up & down from the sand only 3 outta 7 times no es bueno...let's go, u gotta opportunity to win the trophy next week at quail hollow but not without some sandbox prep work

max homa (71, tied for 32nd): a strong week for max in large part to finishing in the top 10 in driving accuracy!!

ben an (70, tied for 35th): ben wuz rolling along at 3 under par until he cut pushed his drive on the par 4 18th hole 75 yards right of the fairway en route to a triple bogey 7, ay caramba

michael kim (withdrew during 3rd round due to back injury)

Happy Mother's Day to my girlfriend Renata! Declan and Mike are very lucky boys. I'm heading out to play golf.

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 11, 2025

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So the Big East gets a Pope before the Big 10 gets a FB National Championship in the last 20 years.

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Maybe I'm missing your point: hasn't the Big 10 won the last two National Championships??/

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OdontoBear66 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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Philly golf fans.

To know ‘em is to love ‘em. pic.twitter.com/7fKYl1rGPH

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) May 11, 2025

2025 truist championship at philadelphia cricket: 4th round update

collin morikawa (68, tied for 15th): collin, ur sand play is a ****show!!...ur chunked bunker shot on the par 4 17th hole wuz a c flight championship move and for the week getting up & down from the sand only 3 outta 7 times no es bueno...let's go, u gotta opportunity to win the trophy next week at quail hollow but not without some sandbox prep work

max homa (71, tied for 32nd): a strong week for max in large part to finishing in the top 10 in driving accuracy!!

ben an (70, tied for 35th): ben wuz rolling along at 3 under par until he cut pushed his drive on the par 4 18th hole 75 yards right of the fairway en route to a triple bogey 7, ay caramba

michael kim (withdrew during 3rd round due to back injury)

Happy Mother's Day to my girlfriend Renata! Declan and Mike are very lucky boys. I'm heading out to play golf.

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 11, 2025

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So the Big East gets a Pope before the Big 10 gets a FB National Championship in the last 20 years.

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You are correct....Horrible mistake on my part meant to be on the BB board where the last winner was MSU in 2000....Thanks for the correction of my brain fart.

🐻🐻 pic.twitter.com/1LwYYlZmCV

— Michael Kern (@Michael_Kern05) May 12, 2025

KAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

huge university of calveston (and it's new mascot buc-ee) welcome to former texas true freshman starting punter/high school all american 6'3" 195 lbs michael kern from st aquinas high school in ft lauderdale

punting this spring wuz good not great (unlike placekicking which wuz a total ****show in all phases), this is a MAJOR addition to the cal football program!!...special team assistant coach michael frisina is assembling a potentially outstanding room with upside talent that can actually win football games in high pressure moments!!

Texas punter Michael Kern is entering the transfer portal, his agent @agent__OG tells @CBSSports/@247Sports.

Was Texas’ starting punter as a true freshman last season. Averaged 45.1 yards per punt in the playoffs and had three punts downed inside the 20 vs. Ohio State in the CFP… pic.twitter.com/Oa2MBaQSSK

— Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) April 24, 2025

ELEVATE (in berkeley)!!#

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fashion censorship: as a result of the "naked dress" worn by bella hadid (rocking the shocky yoga mat blue pantsuit with a shocking pink top accessorized with a green scarf below), the cannes film festival has announced a ban of any kinda naked azz clothing

yeah the monster is a big fan of the bears blue tops/gold pants combo on fall gamedays

https://instagr.am/p/B7bdckuDhlD
clothes (and censorship) is for losers (just ask buc-ee)#

Commitment loading ⏳ pic.twitter.com/d0FWZbQOVM

— Quinn Buckey (@Quinnbuckey) May 12, 2025

potential key factor in this recruitment: with an interim football coach down on the farm, NOBODY knows who will be the cards o-line coach in 2026

smart (3.6 gpa) & tough (dad played o-line for the 49ers)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (a 4+ hour drive from bakersfield to memorial stadium for the fam on fall gamedays)

Day 1 at the NCAA Reno Regional is over, as first-round play was suspended at 6:10 p.m. PT due to inclement conditions.

We'll pick up where we left off on Tuesday.#GoBearshttps://t.co/sOeHDIqkPm

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 13, 2025

2025 ncca men's golf regional tournament at montreux: 1st round update (round not completed)

after a 6 hour delay due to high winds (38 mph gusts) in the sierra nevada mountains, the bears did not control their ball flight trajectories on their shotgun start opening holes (an unreal combined 10 over par): one par, two bogeys, a triple bogey (7 on a par 4) & a quintuple bogey (10 on a par 5)

apparently the bears don't got no tokens for the practice range ball dispenser & thus played their opening holes without any warm ups and/or mulligans, ay caramba

result: the bears are in 13th place outta 14 teams (top 5 teams advance to the ncca finals at la costa which is almost next door to shocky's beloved legoland) when play resumes tomorrow morning

yeah them bears need some help or something...

If you're one of the many amateurs out there who struggle with #putting, this lesson is a must watch. pic.twitter.com/WreQaRf4h6

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 12, 2025

PONYTAILS (particularly retying them) r triggering (and they sorta blow all over the place in heavy winds kinda like the bears opening tee shots)#

https://instagr.am/p/DF8OWKavdIS
CONGRATS to us amateur runner up at cherry hills & haas biz ad grad michael weaver getting voted into the cal athletics hall of fame today!!

A couple of ACC coaches summing up available players in the transfer portal: "It's full of trash right now. There's no one worth adding"

— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) May 12, 2025

Best thing I've seen at the World Cup so far pic.twitter.com/wTB6SyzPLI

— Gecko🦋❤ (@AcevenGecko) December 9, 2022

fun fact: kobrick's is within walking distance of taylor's walk up in the west village (she wants her crazy azz dad to move to nyc, could do yoga/meditation at the equinox, golf more in the hamptons, walk my doggy dogs in central park & gain 30+ lbs/get zits at levain bakery)

bowling green transfer (and berkeley official visitor) wideout rahkeem smith signs with georgia tech

https://instagr.am/p/DFeCBLgyo64
san diego state aztecs offense scouting report:

when them california golden bears travel to legoland on saturday september 20th to snapdragon stadium it's gonna be facing an untested aztecs offense that lost it's 3 top skill playmakers this offseason

qb1: danny o'neil (2181 passing yard & 12 tds) transferred to wisconsin
rb1: marquez cooper (1274 rushing yards) graduated, 2nd leading rusher wuz danny o'neil with 93 yards
wr1: louis brown (37 catches for 681 yards) transferred to baylor

the mediocre at best o-line returns 3 starters

qb1 this fall will be 6'5" michigan transfer jayden denegal who got physical tools but minimal experience kinda like the bears current qb1 devin brown

like the minnesota game, cal's new defensive play callers gotta opportunity to bring the heat from the 1st series to violently rattle an inexperienced qb1 that probably isn't savvy enough yet to audible outta harm's way

let's ******* go (**** bend but don't break, let's break the aztecs qb1 & qb2)#

Shocky1 said:

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Day 1 at the NCAA Reno Regional is over, as first-round play was suspended at 6:10 p.m. PT due to inclement conditions.

We'll pick up where we left off on Tuesday.#GoBearshttps://t.co/sOeHDIqkPm

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 13, 2025

2025 ncca men's golf regional tournament at montreux: 1st round update (round not completed)

after a 6 hour delay due to high winds (38 mph gusts) in the sierra nevada mountains, the bears did not control their ball flight trajectories on their shotgun start opening holes (an unreal combined 10 over par): one par, two bogeys, a triple bogey (7 on a par 4) & a quintuple bogey (10 on a par 5)

apparently the bears don't got no tokens for the practice range ball dispenser & thus played their opening holes without any warm ups and/or mulligans, ay caramba

result: the bears are in 13th place outta 14 teams (top 5 teams advance to the ncca finals at la costa which is almost next door to shocky's beloved legoland) when play resumes tomorrow morning

yeah them bears need some help or something...

If you're one of the many amateurs out there who struggle with #putting, this lesson is a must watch. pic.twitter.com/WreQaRf4h6

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 12, 2025

PONYTAILS (particularly retying them) r triggering (and they sorta blow all over the place in heavy winds kinda like the bears opening tee shots)#

https://instagr.am/p/DF8OWKavdIS
CONGRATS to us amateur runner up at cherry hills & haas biz ad grad michael weaver getting voted into the cal athletics hall of fame today!!

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— Restricted Vids (@RestrictedVids) May 13, 2025

2025 ncca men's golf regional tournament at montreux: 2nd round update (round not completed)

wowza, after completing the windy 1st round +20 in 12th place, the bears got into an unreal RHYTHM this afternoon & with the 2nd round still underway (will be finished tomorrow morning) are actually in 5th place (top 5 teams advance) at a mind boggling 11 under par for the round:

daniel heo: 5 under par with 4 holes to play, hole out eagle 2 on the 413 yard 10th hole!!!!!
tony chen: 4 under par with 4 holes to play after sitting out the 1st round, dude is unbreakable!!!!
eric zhou: 1 under par with 4 holes to play, the team voted mvp got his game face on!
charlie berridge: 1 under par with 5 holes to play for this year's team highest gpa genius!

the bear would NOT quit, the bear would NOT die (the bear would NOT quit staring at modern yoga)!!#

Shocky1 said:

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Story from Hilton head:

There are player/caddie only porta potties near tee boxes. One caddie went to use one on Thursday morning and in the corner of the porta potty, sees a pair of boxer briefs with some 💩.
They tried to find out who it was but couldn’t figure it out 😂

The…

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) May 6, 2025

pga tour poopy diapers (life is messy & sometimes **** happens)#

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Doing some red light therapy for my back and have 20 min to kill.

Let’s do a Q&A pic.twitter.com/i42aBQKiEP

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) May 12, 2025

4 california golden bears in the 2025 pga championship at quail hollow#

Everything to play for in Round 3 👊

Cal (+13) enters the final round of the Reno Regional in 8th, five shots outside of fifth place. The top five teams will advance to the NCAA Championship.

📊 » https://t.co/PTO0r2OWdu#GoBears pic.twitter.com/4RT4Tc7DY3

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 14, 2025

2025 ncca men's golf regional tournament at montreux: 2nd round update

spotty inconsistent finish to the completion of the 2nd round but an en fuego start to the 3rd round round tryna make up 5 strokes to advance to the national championship at legoland!!

Keep. It. Going.

Hot start to Round 3 with an eagle by Daniel as well as birdies by Eric (2) & Charlie!

📊 » https://t.co/PTO0r2OWdu#GoBears pic.twitter.com/n51MzsB9OZ

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 14, 2025