cal's monster mad dog

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Intuit
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if Jaylon Tyson, Aziz Bandaogo, and Trey Woodbury were to commit to Calfornia they will be joining Aimaq, Cone, Askew, Newell, Okafor, Celestine, Bowser, Brown, & Curtis.

What is your projection for a starting lineup and an allocation of game court time?


pg: Jalen Cone, Devin Askew

sg: Trey Woodbury, Rodney Brown

sf/w: Jaylon Tyson, Jalen Celestine, Monty Bowser

pf: Faradaws Aimaq, Grant Newell

c: Aziz Bandaogo, N.D.Okafor, Devin Curtis
ManBearLion123
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Arterio Morris just committed to Kansas. I wonder if that might be a good sign in terms of our chances with Jaylon Tyson (as both Morris and Tyson are SG/wing types).
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Shocky1 said:



coach martin tole me that the guardian for caleb swanigan (who wuz a silent commit, real men wear fuschia) refused to sign the necessary letter of intent (caleb wuz under 18) unless we paid for all of his travel expenses to all of the california golden bears basketball games, otherwise he wuz gonna keep him home at nearby purdue

me & taylor once added up all the expenses paid by her dad in attending all the games for multiple seasons, that's 30+ games & around $100,000 a season...so for $100k we could've bought the signature of roosevelt barnes but coach martin is a man of integrity & we were gonna win a monster national championship without cheating

point guard: tyrone wallace, 2nd round overall 60th pick in the 2016 nba draft by the utah jazz
shooting guard: jabari bird, 2nd round overall 56th pick in the 2017 nba draft by the boston celtics
swing forward: jaylen brown, 1st round overall 3 pick in the 2016 nba draft by the boston celtics
big forward: ivan rabb, 2nd round overall 35 pick in the 2017 nba draft by the memphis grizzlies
center: caleb swanigan, 1st round overall 26 pick in the 2017 nba draft by the portland trailblazers
6th man: jordan mathews, as a senior started at gonzaga in leading them to the 2017 national championship game, signed nba summer league contract with the new orleans pelicans

make no mistake about it, that's the roster for a national championship program




the magic of cal basketball (rip big sauce)#
intuit, wut ur proposing is a potential magical amalgamation of special people from truly diverse backgrounds coming together in berkeley california to compete for a national championship

point guard: jalen cone starting with trey sliding over to the 1 at times
shooting guard: trey woodbury starting with devin askew (recovery from double hernias are no joke) as the back up & rodney brown earning minutes with much needed s&c work
swing forward: jaylon tyson starting with jaylen celestine as the back up
big forward: fardaws aimaq starting with grant newell as the back up
center: aziz bandaogo starting with fardaws sliding over to the 5 at times with nd okafor earning minutes

monty bowser & devin curtis as developmental players with the 13th scholly left open (or awaded to walk on point guard wrenn robinson) for the monster 2024 recruiting class

yeah the california golden bears compete for a national championship in front of ******* insane 10,000+ annual gameday crowds, shocky returns to his floor seat(s) & leads multiple stormin' the floor charges toward the epicenter of planet earth (midcourt at our palace) after epic victories over nationally ranked opponents and aziz works with the monster to improve children labor protective laws in the sierra leone diamond mines



shut up intuit & shocky#
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ManBearLion123 said:

Arterio Morris just committed to Kansas. I wonder if that might be a good sign in terms of our chances with Jaylon Tyson (as both Morris and Tyson are SG/wing types).
100% lion

there's only 1 basketball in lawrence (and a bunch of oversized egos that all wanna get buckets & get paid)#
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Shocky1
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lou, this **** is getting live

this is the magic of cal basketball, fardaws is talking about the algorithm of new conditions the universe becomes a wave and crashes down and forever's not enough

the long way home (to our only palace)#





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Shocky1 said:

lou, this **** is getting live

this is the magic of cal basketball, fardaws is talking about the algorithm of new conditions the universe becomes a wave and crashes down and forever's not enough

the long way home (to our only palace)#






CAL basketball's trajectory has never been linear. You know that as well as any. Buckle up!
eastcoastcal
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this is crazy!! even if we grab 2 out of the 3 of jaylon, aziz, and trey, we will have a close to full starting lineup of guys with NBA upside. and my favorite part would be shocks returning to floor seats- with us rattling the opponents and getting in their heads from courtside and the student section (essentially equal to a sixth man on the floor) we're GOING TO THE NATTY

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graguna said:

Shocky1 said:

CAL basketball's trajectory has never been linear. You know that as well as any. Buckle up!



graguna, while the cal basketball program needs to dramatically grow the gameday fanbase during the upcoming season with new fans including those with no berkeley affiliation & also priced out families that can't possibly afford the uber expensive golden state warriors tixs, it's important that the program also celebrate the longtime old blues that have supported this team through everything (they didn't take a 6 year yoga vacay traveling around the world playing oceanside golf links like the monster)

hope these old blues including big c, nv78, oskidunker & sfcitybear will cherish their palace (and perhaps include a family member or friend or two) this season, the past failures of someone (like the con artist) leaving the cake left out in the rain & melting in the dark & knowing your never gonna get that recipe again are not gonna matter anymore as after all the loves of their lives they will remember the magic of cal basketball



life is not linear (the blue light of the future is within our grasp)#
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:


brenley is a +1 athlete (yoga/dance not cheerleading matters)#


brenley, back in the day when jaylen brown & ivan rabb wuz recruited by kansas the jayhawks assistant coaches let both guys know that one of the "benefits" of the tricked out 5 star "lawrence ritz carlton" aka the mccarthy hall with its barber shop, built in theatre & basketball practice facility for 38 male athletes is that there is a constant flow of kansas female undergrads that like to do "the hang" in the lounge after 10:00 pm

does ur bf need study buddies?#
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Dear Mr. Schulz:

As the lead counsel for the University of Kansas and also the Chairman of the Downtown Lawrence Beautification Project, please be advised that we take exception with your extreme mischaracterizations of our University, Community and the Jayhawks Basketball Program.

If you do not immediately cease and desist in making any further slanderous commentary, we will be left with no other course of action other than to bring the full weight of the United States of American constitution against you, your rescue doggys & any yoga teachers/students that might be affiliated with you.

Your inaccurate commentary includes but is not limited to the following:

*****The University of Kansas is very proud of our most current Forbes rankings of #165 which is up 3 spots due to our academic progress in elevating the outplacement services of our highly regarded truck stop diesel engine repair and also entrepreneurial vending machine majors.

*****Not everyone in Lawrence Kansas is White as you've stated, in fact almost 100% of our Basketball teams & Black Studies majors are indeed Black.

*****Jaylon's girlfriend Brenley should have no health concerns re: the nightly "study buddy" program at McCarthy Hall, all 38 of our semi pro athletes living in this residence are checked weekly for fatal STDs by University Health Services and medically treated on a high priority basis.

*****We consider the protection of women as an institutional mandate, in fact today's commitment of Texas portal transfer Arterio Morris who has pending criminal charges from June of 2022 in Frisco Texas for assaulting his girlfriend included a pinky swear promise to Coach Self that he will never do that again.

*****Coach Self is an educator at heart, he teaches his players how to properly stow their guns in cars, how to properly interact with law enforcement (just hand them 2 tixs to future Jayhawks games) & the importance of staying focused on developing basketball skills while blocking any out unnecessary distractions such as academics (in particular reading books), family, girlfriends, community service, etc.

You are hereby warned, Mr. Schulz.

Rock Chalk Talk Caulk!

Robby "Cheesecake" Whitemore, Esq.
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Fantasizing about Kings holding a comfortable lead late in the 4th tomorrow, and a raucous crowd starting a deafening "Beat LA" chant.
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this is kansas basketball (criminal felony vs misdemeanor charges)#
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cal's 2024 mad dog class#
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Shocky1 said:


cal's 2024 mad dog class#
Vegas?!?!

Fox and Friends couldn't even make it as far as Oakland to watch the Soldiers.


Mods - please move this to the Mark Fox Venting Tent.
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beached, it's a new era of men's basketball in berkeley, hopefully the chancellor's investigation of the con artist & his #2 football/basketball hater will result in their terminations & perhaps even criminal charges
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jaylon tyson kansas official visit recruiting update:

the truck stop quik trick to lawrence is wrapping up without a commitment, dad john is contemplating additional official visits (already tripped to cal & kansas) & colorado wide receiver transfer portal brother jordyn met with the jayhawks football coaches

angulations#
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Shocky1 said:


jaylon tyson kansas official visit recruiting update:

the truck stop quik trick to lawrence is wrapping up without a commitment, dad john is contemplating additional official visits (already tripped to cal & kansas) & colorado wide receiver transfer portal brother jordyn met with the jayhawks football coaches

angulations#
Is his brother interested in playing football at Cal!
Bring back It’s It’s to Haas Pavillion!
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dunker, actionable offers to jordyn for football & brenley for dance would 99% seal the deal for the bears
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fardaws, r u gonna hit up ur boy jaylon today & tell him to quit ******* around eating free doggy food meals in truck stop towns & get to berkeley already so u & him can start hitting up the fantastically tasty & diverse bay area cuisine options together after working on ur high/low timing at haas?

food matters (clothes r for losers)#
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go bears (with a curvy brunette yoga female)#
wut up, jalen, did u put any strawberry jam on ur toast this morning?

look, if shocky wuz the cal athletic director (instead of the corrupt con artist) we would've already completed the scholly transfer trade for tay with lumberjacks starting qb kai milner, ok?

go jacks (to forest highlands)#

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bill self characterization by the kansas fan message board moderator re: his signing arterio morris who got pending criminal charges for physically abusing his girlfriend:

Something else I believe in as well: Bill Self. He's not only the best coach in the country, he's also a generally a good and decent person. So I disagree that they likely just held their nose and signed some terrible person just because he has elite handles. That's not who Bills Self is. I suspect they did significant due diligence and determined that whatever happened did not make the kid irredeemable and that he is not some monster. Self does not play wanna-be gangsters, murderers, and other criminals.

this is kansas basketball (mediocre academics in a truck stop town with an ethically challenged coach that recruits criminals)#
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Shocky1 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CoqDQ5Lus5k
dunker, actionable offers to jordyn for football & brenley for dance would 99% seal the deal for the bears
We have never seen that type of talent at Cal. Bring Brenley
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ms gomez & ms herrera will be outstanding additions to the california golden bears fanbase

curvy brunette yoga females r fun#

la universidad de california, berkeley=numero uno clasificada como universidad publica en toto el mundo

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Quote:


the monster thru the years has emphasized that basketball (and football) games are won by elite +1 athletes

in speaking the last 2 weeks with multiple nba scouts, aziz bandaogo is an unforgettable +2 athlete



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the entire beautiful continent of africa)
aziz is the necessary piece of the puzzle to compete for a national championship, he is the game changing catalyst defensively that wins tough games on the road in hostile venues against elite competition on nights the shots aren't dropping

aziz bandaogo is an unreal +2 athlete

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6'2" 175 lbs portland voo doo donuts transfer michael meadows with the commitment to coach mad dog, meadows got one year of remaining eligibility for the hollywood native from campbell hall high school

mike is not a dumb azz, he is a multiple time big sky all academic team honoree & is majoring in organizational communication which sounds kinda like being an anti house hoarder consultant or something

meadows had a back injury that cut his 2021 season short but last season performed with high shooting percentages at all 3 levels including a 39 point let if fly dominating performance against a strong santa clara team with notably zero turnovers

the bears the last 6 seasons have been plagued by guard turnovers (often unforced), meadows got a reputation for an excellent handle which is reflected in his low turnover average last season of 1.1 which is excellent for someone touching the ball a lot...this addition not only improves ball handling but also crooked azz shooting issues

https://instagr.am/p/CiymgjJr9gk
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
Gkhoury2325
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It looks in March 29, Mr. Meadows was going to transfer to LMU, but since changed his mind. Interesting enough. Hopefully, he can help be a nice depth piece on the roster.
Shocky1
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george, 100% agreed that this is a solid addition to the cal basketball program

below is repost from back in the day when the monster & his daughter taylor (mark meadows will be interested in knowing she now lives in soho) made a recruiting trip on behalf of cal's monster class to portlandia
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taylor & i power walked from the nines thru chinatown & past a crowd of 100+ non yoga practicing chunkys waiting outside of voodoo doughnuts & then across the steel bridge over the willamette river to the moda center & back again after the 2015 nike hoop summit...them doughnuts sure looked tasty but if kameron rooks can core out, we can too




it should be noted that the game was played with international rules, 2 of the refs spoke to each other in a an eastern bloc language, with very few fouls & pushing on every sequence...also the game was impacted by selfish guard play that dominated the ball

taylor & i sat on the floor behind the basket & yelled at ivan during warm ups "hey ivan, let's do this" (me) & "go to the bears, ivan" (taylor) and he glanced over with a surprised look ("what are they doing here?) and smiled with a quick nod

we also yelled at jaylen brown, he responded with what could be best described as a laughing smirk

players notes:

ivan rabb: not many touches, competed underneath the basket for rebounds & blocked thon maker a couple of times...started the game with a leg brace & then left the game for good after a vicious poke in the eyes

jaylen brown: what an athlete, the best defender in the game with numerous disruptions of passes...offensively drained shots from all over the court ala patrick christopher during warm ups...nba body with a physical & graceful style of play...like ivan, very unselfish in sharing the ball

alonzo trier: followed up his 6-20 shooting at the mcdonalds game with 4-14 shooting at the nike summit...the arizona commit lacks court vision & jacks up the ball without even looking for his teammates, he's gonna shoot the wildcats out of games next season in tucson...life with sean miller is gonna be a rude awakening for trier

luke kennard: the best facilitator on the usa team, the duke commit is an absolute pure shooter with a mature shot selection (9-18 fgs) & much quicker defensively than anticipated

caleb swanigan: plays very physically but still needs major s&c conditioning...his low release point shooting form along with limited hops resulted in several of his shots being blocked by the uber high flying bigs on the world team before he was eventually benched

jamal murray: impressive guard from canada with a relentless basket attacking mode scored a game high 30 points...usa guards most notably allonzo trier played fundamentally weak azz d (reaching with arms, not moving feet) in ineffectively trying to guard murray...the canadian guard from ontario is looking to potentially reclassify from 2016 to 2015 and a nike sr employee told me his dad is leaning towards criminal dana altman's oregon ducks

ben simmons: most well rounded player in the game with 13 points, 8 rebound & 8 assists

skal labissiere: the guy nba scouts like the most from the 2015 class, skal scored 21 points along with 8 boards...the kentucky donor we sat by told me that coach cal told him that marcus lee is gonna return to lexington again next season, gotta have them practice players & that skal may not be cleared by the ncaa

brenden glapion: much to taylor's chagrin, the pride of washington high school dnp...sorry sweetie


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SBGold
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what does this mean for Jalon and Woodbury?
parentswerebears
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Seems like the ball is Tyson's court. What he decides determines what happens next, as far as I can ascertain. If we get him, there is only enough room for Woodbury or Bandaogo. But if he decides to go with Kansas, maybe we get them both? But there are monetary concerns in terms of nil either way.
SBGold
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Did Aziz get clearance for another year of eligibility? I thought that was an issue for him as well
parentswerebears
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I thought both just entered the portal, so I think they are good. I could be wrong, though.
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Shocky1
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7'3" pony tail 3 point shooter connor vanover in the portal as a grad transfer from arkansas
Shocky1
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SBGold said:

Did Aziz get clearance for another year of eligibility? I thought that was an issue for him as well
goldy, aziz got 2 years more of eligibility & trey got 1 more year, both are in the portal with no complications other than being 2 time transfers which will require another ncca exception (which will be granted)
Shocky1
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SBGold said:

what does this mean for Jalon and Woodbury?
current roster for next season at 11 players with 1 silent commitment (not one of the guys mentioned in this thread) so there's 2 more openings...so there's room for jaylon & trey and u always will find a way to make room for a generational talent like aziz

self got a lotta deals going, he's not prioritized tyson like cal...hunter dickinson is declaring tomorrow (the monster pick based upon restaurant reservations is maryland) & duke commit mackenzie mgbako is expected to take a kansas official visit this week...getting recruited over in lawrence is always a possibility

as the world turns#
 
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