Shocky1;842205117 said:
you can join any of these sites for only a couple of dollars a month...$ well spent for sure
and no, you can't be our 4th for my next visit w/54 holes at augusta national either
go beers
played this week with bubba watson (the 6 foursomes all played 3 holes with him) at the tpc scottsdale stadium course in a corporate outing
bubba joins our group on the par 5 13th tee & during my pre shot routine of turning 3 times with the driver behind my back he says "woah, woah, what's that all about?"
so i tell him (with the cameras rolling, his round was recorded by a camerman & mic person along with a gopher) that "some of us do yoga, so that way when we play the 10th hole at augusta national we hit it in the fairway instead of 60 yards to the right deep into the woods" (watson won the 2012 masters with a miraculous recovery shot on the 10th hole after a crooked drive)
then i proceed to drop my driver and do a 30 second headstand on the tee box...polite applause from bubba
next tee bubba asks me as i'm moving into my tee shot, "you got a cal hat, are you a hippie?"
i look bubba in the eye and ask him "bubba, being from the south and all, do you think hippies should be allowed to vote?"
flicker of recongition in bubba's eyes that he doesn't have enough game to keep up with me when it comes to trash talking
since everybody else is in golfcarts, bubba & i walked the 3 holes together and i learned the following info:
***he's never had sushi
***he confirmed he resigned from whisper rock because his wife, a 3 handicpap & college vb player, never felt welcomed there
***belongs to estancia in north scottsdale, shot a 61 there the day before
***records his non tour rounds & is a +7.6 handicap
***majored in economics at georgia
***was interested in my becoming the 13th (and youngest) person to play the world's top 100 courses...his favorite course on tour is muirfield village
bubba went eagle, birdie & eagle for the 3 holes
so as we finish up on the island green par 5 15th hole, he asks me in front of the cameras, "hey shocky, i was 5 under for those holes, what were you yoga boy?"
burn
namaste#