koream, would love it if cal fans would stop referring to pasternak as the kicker, my suggestion to joe when he called me (despite his arizona wildcats doing march madness opponent film prep/breakdown) during the cal's monster class era asking for my public support of him was that if he's hired that we should bring jorge (who used to date pole vaulter allison stokke who later married my twin brah rickie fowler in a pathetic attempt to make me jealous) to his introductory press conference in berkeley & let him kick him to settle the scoreKoreAmBear said:
I'd be good with the kicker and bringing back Cal basketball royalty in Theo and Sir Midge. Something to look forward to.
ec, joe is the energizer bunny & he will actively engage the fan base...selling out haas again will be his #1 priority in building a monster programeastcoastcal said:
awesome. I hope Pasternack will be able to recruit kids to Berkeley. Also I hope he has more media availability than Fox and shows he cares about attendance & cultivating the fan base
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Shocky1 said:koream, would love it if cal fans would stop referring to pasternak as the kicker, my suggestion to joe when he called me (despite his arizona wildcats doing march madness opponent film prep/breakdown) during the cal's monster class era asking for my public support of him was that if he's hired that we should bring jorge (who used to date pole vaulter allison stokke who later married my twin brah rickie fowler in a pathetic attempt to make me jealous) to his introductory press conference in berkeley & let him kick him to settle the scoreKoreAmBear said:
I'd be good with the kicker and bringing back Cal basketball royalty in Theo and Sir Midge. Something to look forward to.
https://instagr.am/p/B8eitV7lbph
returning both theo & sir midgely to berkeley as assistant coaches isn't some "feel good" move, this year's roster is littered with more than half of the guys with seriously broken shooting mechanics that haven't been corrected by the current staff...this team by season's end will be one of the worst 3 point shooting teams in the nation, it's honestly hard to watch this ****..theo as a former development coach with both the golden state warriors & the los angeles lakers and richard as a current nba scout/former state championship winning coach at modesto christian will work with our current guys to develop purer shooting strokes
let it fly (the magic of cal basketball)#
Officially in the portal!!! pic.twitter.com/OKdvcCwyZm
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I'll definitely stop calling him "kicker" if we are in the running for him, just like I believe we all stopped using Wilcox's lip smacking UW gif once he became our coach. I want the energy back at Haas.Shocky1 said:koream, would love it if cal fans would stop referring to pasternak as the kicker, my suggestion to joe when he called me (despite his arizona wildcats doing march madness opponent film prep/breakdown) during the cal's monster class era asking for my public support of him was that if he's hired that we should bring jorge (who used to date pole vaulter allison stokke who later married my twin brah rickie fowler in a pathetic attempt to make me jealous) to his introductory press conference in berkeley & let him kick him to settle the scoreKoreAmBear said:
I'd be good with the kicker and bringing back Cal basketball royalty in Theo and Sir Midge. Something to look forward to.
https://instagr.am/p/B8eitV7lbph
returning both theo & sir midgely to berkeley as assistant coaches isn't some "feel good" move, this year's roster is littered with more than half of the guys with seriously broken shooting mechanics that haven't been corrected by the current staff...this team by season's end will be one of the worst 3 point shooting teams in the nation, it's honestly hard to watch this ****...theo as a former development coach with both the golden state warriors & the los angeles lakers and richard as a current nba scout/former state championship winning coach at modesto christian will work with our current guys to develop purer shooting strokes
let it fly (the magic of cal basketball)#
shocky, wilcox is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.43 GPA and scored a 1090 on the PSATShocky1 said:
ben, plz tell me them cal guys didn't try to take u to shoneys for breakfast this morning, ok?
with ur 3.4 gpa at a strong academic high school, ur definitely the smartest guy in this fotoAppreciate Coach Wilcox, @JakeSpavital , and @VintagePlough for stopping by this morning! pic.twitter.com/mhGey5a8is
— Ben Marshall (@_Ben_Marshall_) December 13, 2022
the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states (and ranked higher than vanderbilt)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
From Blue Chip Illustrated after the 1994 football season. I think that Tom Brady kid might amount to something someday... pic.twitter.com/Ugiespetxd
— Anthony Gimino (@AGWildcatReport) January 18, 2021
Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
10) brian driscoll's attitude needs to move from la jolla to national city...if this offseason he robs a gas station & pistol whips someone at a campus party those will be taken as positive signs for our future hollywood oscar winning sci fi executive producer
regarding point #10 if you don't know where la jollla & national city are on a map, just hit me up & we'll get this geography sorted out together, my son's wedding is gonna be in carlsbad (shocky loves the obstacle car course at legoland, so proud getting my driver's license with the other 9 year old boys & girls) next year
vandy, this might perhaps explain why ur the fastest white person i've ever met in my life but let's be real here, ur only my 2nd favorite bears track starVandalus said:Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
10) brian driscoll's attitude needs to move from la jolla to national city...if this offseason he robs a gas station & pistol whips someone at a campus party those will be taken as positive signs for our future hollywood oscar winning sci fi executive producer
As someone who grew up just next door to National City (e.g., South East SD) - but played FB at Torrey Pines, I can confirm.
talk to tequila about that89Bear said:
Shocky, can we get Justin some Voodoo donuts or something? He's getting a tad too thin...
Shocky1 said:vandy, this might perhaps explain why ur the fastest white person i've ever met in my life but let's be real here, ur only my 2nd favorite bears track starVandalus said:Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
10) brian driscoll's attitude needs to move from la jolla to national city...if this offseason he robs a gas station & pistol whips someone at a campus party those will be taken as positive signs for our future hollywood oscar winning sci fi executive producer
As someone who grew up just next door to National City (e.g., South East SD) - but played FB at Torrey Pines, I can confirm.
sorry
as a 4.0 gpa true student athlete at newport harbor high school, u would think allison would be smarter in her husband selection...yeah so rickie is better at golf than shocky but shocky is better at yoga than rickie, we're both mutts, the same height/weight (165 lbs) with sparkly white teeth/better than average eyebrows so it's all kinda a wash other than rickie's ugly azz porn stache, right?
it should be noted that allison lived in phx for a little more than a year after cal while training for the olympics, she worked out of the training facility on 19th avenue on the west side of town but never dined on the taco bell combo meal next door to the car wash, that's probably when she decided to marry a mutt someday
harebear, not gonna lie, this is arguably the GREATEST post in the history of monster threadsharebear said:shocky, wilcox is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.43 GPA and scored a 1090 on the PSATShocky1 said:
ben, plz tell me them cal guys didn't try to take u to shoneys for breakfast this morning, ok?
with ur 3.4 gpa at a strong academic high school, ur definitely the smartest guy in this fotoAppreciate Coach Wilcox, @JakeSpavital , and @VintagePlough for stopping by this morning! pic.twitter.com/mhGey5a8is
— Ben Marshall (@_Ben_Marshall_) December 13, 2022
the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states (and ranked higher than vanderbilt)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/From Blue Chip Illustrated after the 1994 football season. I think that Tom Brady kid might amount to something someday... pic.twitter.com/Ugiespetxd
— Anthony Gimino (@AGWildcatReport) January 18, 2021
Chapman_is_Gone said:Shocky1 said:vandy, this might perhaps explain why ur the fastest white person i've ever met in my life but let's be real here, ur only my 2nd favorite bears track starVandalus said:Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
10) brian driscoll's attitude needs to move from la jolla to national city...if this offseason he robs a gas station & pistol whips someone at a campus party those will be taken as positive signs for our future hollywood oscar winning sci fi executive producer
As someone who grew up just next door to National City (e.g., South East SD) - but played FB at Torrey Pines, I can confirm.
sorry
as a 4.0 gpa true student athlete at newport harbor high school, u would think allison would be smarter in her husband selection...yeah so rickie is better at golf than shocky but shocky is better at yoga than rickie, we're both mutts, the same height/weight (165 lbs) with sparkly white teeth/better than average eyebrows so it's all kinda a wash other than rickie's ugly azz porn stache, right?
it should be noted that allison lived in phx for a little more than a year after cal while training for the olympics, she worked out of the training facility on 19th avenue on the west side of town but never dined on the taco bell combo meal next door to the car wash, that's probably when she decided to marry a mutt someday
Mods, Champman's frequent mentions of Shocky serve no purpose and paint this board in a terrible light.
Chapman can't kick his Shocky addiction.gooski said:
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Folks who don't like the content in this thread should just stop reading it - not that hard
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Chapman_is_Gone said:Shocky1 said:vandy, this might perhaps explain why ur the fastest white person i've ever met in my life but let's be real here, ur only my 2nd favorite bears track starVandalus said:Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
10) brian driscoll's attitude needs to move from la jolla to national city...if this offseason he robs a gas station & pistol whips someone at a campus party those will be taken as positive signs for our future hollywood oscar winning sci fi executive producer
As someone who grew up just next door to National City (e.g., South East SD) - but played FB at Torrey Pines, I can confirm.
sorry
as a 4.0 gpa true student athlete at newport harbor high school, u would think allison would be smarter in her husband selection...yeah so rickie is better at golf than shocky but shocky is better at yoga than rickie, we're both mutts, the same height/weight (165 lbs) with sparkly white teeth/better than average eyebrows so it's all kinda a wash other than rickie's ugly azz porn stache, right?
it should be noted that allison lived in phx for a little more than a year after cal while training for the olympics, she worked out of the training facility on 19th avenue on the west side of town but never dined on the taco bell combo meal next door to the car wash, that's probably when she decided to marry a mutt someday
Mods, Shockey's frequent mentions of skin color serve no purpose and paint this board in a terrible light.
Excellent recap. Let me add one amendment: … he oversees the football game day experience … and somehow managed to allow the season to start without cheerleaders or a dance team.Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CBgI0GAj6aS
interview/portrait of a con artist:
https://www.si.com/college/cal/basketball/knowlton-on-fox
let's breakdown this interview but 1st huge props to intrepid journalist jeff faraudo on this fascinating glimpse into the mind of james arthur knowlton
*****first thing to note is that knowlton originally wanted the interview to be done by email but only after persuading by faraudo agreed to talk by phone
criminals (who usually lawyer up) & politicians like to control the narrative when discussing their scams, it takes a seasoned pro like jeff to get them to speak transparently
*****knowlton only agreed to the interview under the condition that he be provided the questions in advance & then he would decide which questions he would answer
we are paying our current athletic director $1,300,000+ a year to play dodge ball with reporters???
*****when i interviewed, everyone I interviewed...hey you're at the bottom and it's going to be a tough climb"
that's an absolute bald face lie, my friend travis decuire (who was the original inspiration for cal's monster class, read the very 1st post of that thread) did not say anything that even resembles that comment, he was/is very optimistic re: the future of cal basketball
the only person who said negative **** like that was mark fox, setting himself up for his chronic repeated excuses of covid, injuries, his inability to find rogaine on sale at walgreens, etc.
and who are these coaches he interviewed?...knowlton used an expensive search firm that found him a retread because he's the only d1 athletic director in america who can't name 10 football or basketball coaches
*****"as an ad you have to show tactical patience"
are you ******* kidding me, your basketball team is 0-11 & attendance has crated to the point that certain games could be played in the rsf building
*****"mark's not making excuses"
literally every fox postgame interview (which honestly is the most fun thing about cal basketball right now) focuses on excuses, the worst one being that his players aren't listening to him
*****"i'm working with mark...to get some wins under our belt"
basketball junkies like myself find watching this team unbearable, the problem isn't injuries, it's the uncorrected broken down shooting mechanics of the vast majority of this team that is the problem...at season's end this will be one of the worst 3 point shooting teams in the nation & that's a function of a lack of development in teaching pure shooting mechanics...knowlton's lack of a basketball iq is astonishing
*****"i would say winning a national championship would satisfy everybody"
more disingenuous talk from our athletic director, no jim we would just like to beat sonoma state at this point, got it?
*****"yes, we see a way ahead"
that way ahead involves knowlton being implicated in the cover up of the mckeever/simone-o'neil abused women's swimmers & being terminated for cause by chancellor christ & then the next athletic director andrew mcgraw firing mark fox & hiring joe pasternak to passionately build a monster program
*****but way more important (than winning) is all the other things we have to do as a department to make the fan experience special"
hollow words from an athletic director who oversees the football gameday experience that is marred by the shrill sounding gameday promotional announcer who won't ever shut up when the band is playing or even after action on the field has resumed...as for basketball, markeisha everett is wildly unqualified for her role as the director of communications/marketing with no berkeley or west coast experience & as a result she is responsible for the few remaining students being moved from midcourt to behind the basket
*****"yeah, we're concerned"
jim is concerned there is growing donor/season tix holder/fanbase realization that he's in way over his head, jim is concerned that his $1,300,000+ annual salary is gonna go away
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CBgI0GAj6aS
interview/portrait of a con artist:
https://www.si.com/college/cal/basketball/knowlton-on-fox
let's breakdown this interview but 1st huge props to intrepid journalist jeff faraudo on this fascinating glimpse into the mind of james arthur knowlton
*****first thing to note is that knowlton originally wanted the interview to be done by email but only after persuading by faraudo agreed to talk by phone
criminals (who usually lawyer up) & politicians like to control the narrative when discussing their scams, it takes a seasoned pro like jeff to get them to speak transparently
*****knowlton only agreed to the interview under the condition that he be provided the questions in advance & then he would decide which questions he would answer
we are paying our current athletic director $1,300,000+ a year to play dodge ball with reporters???
*****when i interviewed, everyone I interviewed...hey you're at the bottom and it's going to be a tough climb"
that's an absolute bald face lie, my friend travis decuire (who was the original inspiration for cal's monster class, read the very 1st post of that thread) did not say anything that even resembles that comment, he was/is very optimistic re: the future of cal basketball
the only person who said negative **** like that was mark fox, setting himself up for his chronic repeated excuses of covid, injuries, his inability to find rogaine on sale at walgreens, etc.
and who are these coaches he interviewed?...knowlton used an expensive search firm that found him a retread because he's the only d1 athletic director in america who can't name 10 football or basketball coaches
*****"as an ad you have to show tactical patience"
are you ******* kidding me, your basketball team is 0-11 & attendance has crated to the point that certain games could be played in the rsf building
*****"mark's not making excuses"
literally every fox postgame interview (which honestly is the most fun thing about cal basketball right now) focuses on excuses, the worst one being that his players aren't listening to him
*****"i'm working with mark...to get some wins under our belt"
basketball junkies like myself find watching this team unbearable, the problem isn't injuries, it's the uncorrected broken down shooting mechanics of the vast majority of this team that is the problem...at season's end this will be one of the worst 3 point shooting teams in the nation & that's a function of a lack of development in teaching pure shooting mechanics...knowlton's lack of a basketball iq is astonishing
*****"i would say winning a national championship would satisfy everybody"
more disingenuous talk from our athletic director, no jim we would just like to beat sonoma state at this point, got it?
*****"yes, we see a way ahead"
that way ahead involves knowlton being implicated in the cover up of the mckeever/simone-o'neil abused women's swimmers & being terminated for cause by chancellor christ & then the next athletic director andrew mcgraw firing mark fox & hiring joe pasternak to passionately build a monster program
*****but way more important (than winning) is all the other things we have to do as a department to make the fan experience special"
hollow words from an athletic director who oversees the football gameday experience that is marred by the shrill sounding gameday promotional announcer who won't ever shut up when the band is playing or even after action on the field has resumed...as for basketball, markeisha everett is wildly unqualified for her role as the director of communications/marketing with no berkeley or west coast experience & as a result she is responsible for the few remaining students being moved from midcourt to behind the basket
*****"yeah, we're concerned"
jim is concerned there is growing donor/season tix holder/fanbase realization that he's in way over his head, jim is concerned that his $1,300,000+ annual salary is gonna go away
congrats to javian "the jet" thomas on his commitment to the local #1 ranked public university in the world, love this guy who wants to celebrate his collegiate gameday experiences like marshawn lynch & ivan rabb with his momsShocky1 said:
5'10" "175 lbs" running back speedster javian "the jet" thomas from local mcclymonds high school in oakland just got a 2023 offer from coach thompsonExtremely Blessed to receive my
— The Jet💨 (@JaivianThomas) November 2, 2022
7th offer from @CalFootball !!
Thanks to Coach AT for this great opportunity! I would also like
to thank Coach Wilcox and Coach Peters.@BrandonHuffman@MackhouseFb @mackhouse86@Coachmal @CoachAT23 @BenjiPalu_Cal @2Ddavis pic.twitter.com/hcPFUV9oYc
the 3.4 gpa true student athlete is actually around 165 lbs kinda like the shockster/colin morikawa in real life which is why most of his offers are from non p5 schools but that don't mean the mack guy don't got +1 speed which can turn 4 yard gain pitchouts into 50+ yard sprints to the end zone at memorial stadium
javian which kinda rhymes with javid if you say it real fast currently got a conditional offer which means the most fragile room on the team with respects to potential off season portal defections gotta be sorted out first after the ucla game before a final decision is made as whether or not to turn it into an actionable offer which will likely be accepted on the spot
aristotle has never coached in an environment with the demands of big time running back egos before, in the past he's been able to play a stable of running backs with daily competition & everybody happy kinda like a 1950s football movie...that **** don't fly today, now the best talent gotta be ruthlessly featured for national football league pay days
so what's gonna happen?
retaining jaydn ott is clearly the program's #1 priority, the uber talented superstar is academically focused & truly loved by the staff/teammates which favors his return to berkeley
decarlos brooks is tough as **** & got a sudden burst too, does he want to graduate after 4 years in berkeley & potentially rush for 1,000+ yards next season in flagstaff at nau against long bus ride competition?
damien moore gotta decide do he wanna try to continue to work & claw his way back into more snaps or bail?...his body language on the sidelines in boulder kinda look like his dog died
ashton hayes got jaydn level speed but his moms not happy with his role
chris street probably not going nowhere except physical therapy as he rebuilds his body
to be honest with you, walk on ashton stredick's ridiculous talents have been totally wasted thus far in berkeley by aristotle, not only is he arguably the smartest bear he deserves a full football scholly after this season & an opportunity to receive snaps right now...guys like joni a think ima joking when i say ashton stredick is the future of cal football but ima ******* dead serious
if all 5 of the current scholly running back on the roster transfer after this season & that means my boy ashton gets 25+ carries a game with javian backing him up for 5+ carries a game next season, ima 100% ok with that with that drama free scenario
this ain't pop warner football, coach (take it to the o, ashton & javian don't live on 63rd)#
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CinJIYorcYG
what up, jet?
let's ******* go!!!!!!!!!
I’m Staying HOME!! Thank you to all the coaches for this opportunity. Excited to get to work! @CoachAT23 @mwcherrington @CalFootball Coach Wilcox #GoBears🐻 pic.twitter.com/oeSxnFORhf
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