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Awesome time @CalFootball for the Big Game. Thanks @mikeb_cal for the invite.@CalRecruiting @BenjiPalu_Cal and the staff for a great experience. #GoBears @steverausch17 @litten_andy @CoachDitmore @MaxPreps @hzfbfamily @PVUSDATHLETICS pic.twitter.com/WVoOd5a51U

— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) November 20, 2022

the state of arizona's leading high school punter kanyon floyd from horizon high school in phoenix made an unofficial visit to berkeley for the big game

kaynon is a 2024 blue chip prospect & is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.73 gpa

Stat Leader: Kanyon Floyd of Horizon leads the state in punting with a 50.83-yard average. The junior is also an NHS student (4.79 GPA).

— Gridiron Arizona (@gridironarizona) November 17, 2022

check out floyd's prototypical nfl punting form, he looks like longtime cal nfl standout bryan anger with his remarkable leg extension thru kicks which results in booming rockets into the desert air

Regular Season Highlights. Thanks @Mack_Mulhern @RomanfunkRoman @CoachDitmore @contratto97 the whole special teams unit and coaches @litten_andy @steverausch17 @hzfbfamily @hzfbfamily @MaxPreps https://t.co/A1JjuORKla

— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) November 18, 2022

during his time in berkeley with his dad he got to spend time with coach barton & the special teams guys, elite 2023 longsnapping prospect also from phoenix david bird has already reached out to him to offer encouragement

kanyon gotta put on some weight/muscle to achieve his upside but make no mistake about it this is a very special talent with already berkeley level academics plus he got the best name of any prospect in the 2024 class

can kanyon kick the ball across the grand canyon?#

the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states (including its territories such as alberta and so forth)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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After a great Kohl’s Winter Showcase in Phoenix, I am blessed to be ranked as the #2 punter in the nation. @steverausch17 @KohlsKicking @MaxPreps @gridironarizona @KyleMorgan_XOS @litten_andy @CoachDitmore @AZHSFB @azc_obert @CodyTCameron pic.twitter.com/WCMCm2YkPD

— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) December 31, 2022

kanyon floyd is now the #2 ranked punter in the united states of america, he got a 4.73 gpa & loved his unofficial visit to berkeley for this year's big game

this elite punter is gonna kick someday in the national football league, how aggressively is coach barton & the entire staff including coach wilcox gonna pursue building a relationship?

4.37 gpa michael luckhurst got nfl length & trajectory in the kicking game, 4.0 gpa david bird from phoenix is the top ranked long snapper in the nation in the 2023 class, adding 4.73 gpa kaynon floyd in the 2024 class would give the california golden bears the most dangerously talented (and smartest) special teams room in north america including canada

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2023 cal junior day invitations:

coach barton just invited a couple of hours ago kaynon floyd to the california golden bears junior day on saturday march 3rd

kaynon is gonna b my 2nd favorite horizon high school grad

https://instagr.am/p/CZXnegpPIQE
2023 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake class:

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 yucky blucky fruitcake signees to the class?

shocky schulz, cal's monster class (4.0 gpa)
justin wilcox, defensive back (3.43 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.1 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 23 of these 2023 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

don't forget to take the chicken out#

https://instagr.am/p/ChaipcxPi8C
quarterback recruiting update: great news, the staff will NOT be bringing in hank "the stank" bachmeier from boise state (despite the coach plough connection) who comes from an overly involved little league family (who encouraged him to quit his team mid season) with playing time demands despite leading the nation in 2022 in successfully completed passes out of bounds & the mobility of a granite statue...hank is gonna pack his bags to florida atlantic university which got no idea of where that be but it's probably not near zuma, cipriani or sexy fish on brickell avenue

cal football program (drama free in 2023)#

exclusive cal men's golf recruiting update:

yeah it's true that the recruitment of charlie wood is not gaining much velocity at this moment

Patiently waiting for Charlie to return my questionnaire…. https://t.co/WKByEMOPJV

— Walter Chun (@CoachWalterC) December 19, 2022

the good news is that coach walter chun did successfully recruit the #1 ranked player in the nation eric lee who will be arriving in berkeley late this summer, the bears will compete for the 2024 ncca national championship

Welcome to the Cal Family, Eric Lee! 🐻⛳️

The 2022 AJGA Rolex Player of the Year is a Golden Bear!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/LB9h96hr6r

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) November 9, 2022

the monster can confirm that walter is gonna hire tequila's estranged (he missed his birthday last year by 10 days but gets points for trying) son club pro guy as an assistant coach to assist recruiting & player development...colin not thrilled with this development but he not born under scorpio skies so whatever

Here is my #congratulatory letter to @JonRahmpga that I wrote last night. pic.twitter.com/TA55fN4sOv

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) January 9, 2023

let's be real here, both morikawa & homa wanted walter to hire shocky in recognition of his draining this right to left 25 footer in very windy conditions on the par 5 18th hole island green at nine bridges on jeju island in south korea to complete the 1st of his last 17 golf magazine world top 100 lists


https://top100golf.blogspot.com/2006/01/people-who-have-played-top-100-golf.html

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including kyoto)

ursine, taylor would disagree with u

https://instagr.am/p/B5bmxMjjBL0
the lucky leash (who walked who?)#

cal's monster offensive line heading into 2023 winter conditioning:

the room goals by coach bloesch & coach saffell for the o-line room is not perfection (that's not gonna happen) but steady daily incremental development via relentless s&c work that results in tangible improvement at the 2023 california golden bears spring game

right now the 2023 football season (just like the 2022 season) hinges on the play of cal's monster offensive line...the interior line led by the mentally toughest guy in the program cindo, potential all pac 12 1st team guard sioape & future felon driscoll is very solid & offers a solid foundation to build upon

but the 2 tackle positions were a ****show last season, we gotta get way ******* better at both left & right tackles, got it?...the abuse in this video by a 2nd/3rd team outside linebacker is not acceptable

pic.twitter.com/98wG8UqjLK

— T4L🇹🇴 (@henry_ikahihifo) January 14, 2023

warning: the above video contains shocking & disturbing images by the bears tackles & should be only watched by those that don't got any sensitive heart conditions or something, stroking out is not an option (where's ur daily 32 oz green drink?)

real talk#

Yo this ref got wheels😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ZB9kEDeN7w

— Footballism (@FootbaIIism) January 14, 2023

exclusive footage of ashton stredick working a side gig as a referee

the future of cal football (from needville)#

intuit, that's a dumb azz rookie move by eric lee posing for a foto in florida so close & with his back to the lake but no worries the monster will coach up/mentor the #1 ranked player in the nation

https://instagr.am/p/CHg9gBNAOh1
risk management 101 (b aware of ur surroundings & never turn ur back on killing machine apex predators like x man & myles jernigan)#

Shocky1 said:

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exclusive cal men's golf recruiting update:

yeah it's true that the recruitment of charlie wood is not gaining much velocity at this moment

Patiently waiting for Charlie to return my questionnaire…. https://t.co/WKByEMOPJV

— Walter Chun (@CoachWalterC) December 19, 2022

the good news is that coach walter chun did successfully recruit the #1 ranked player in the nation eric lee who will be arriving in berkeley late this summer, the bears will compete for the 2024 ncca national championship

Welcome to the Cal Family, Eric Lee! 🐻⛳️

The 2022 AJGA Rolex Player of the Year is a Golden Bear!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/LB9h96hr6r

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) November 9, 2022

the monster can confirm that walter is gonna hire tequila's estranged (he missed his birthday last year by 10 days but gets points for trying) son club pro guy as an assistant coach to assist recruiting & player development...colin not thrilled with this development but he not born under scorpio skies so whatever

Here is my #congratulatory letter to @JonRahmpga that I wrote last night. pic.twitter.com/TA55fN4sOv

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) January 9, 2023

let's be real here, both morikawa & homa wanted walter to hire shocky in recognition of his draining this right to left 25 footer in very windy conditions on the par 5 18th hole island green at nine bridges on jeju island in south korea to complete the 1st of his last 17 golf magazine world top 100 lists


https://top100golf.blogspot.com/2006/01/people-who-have-played-top-100-golf.html

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including kyoto)

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How were you able to do Augusta? It seems like that is the hardest one for those wanting to complete the top 100 courses to get on

Joe LaCava's son is supposedly caddying for him. I'm also just wondering how he's doing with the putter. He putted with a long putter at Cal, so I assume it was a transition for him when that was banned.

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damien moore gotta offer from the fighting tedfords

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damien is a silent commit to them bulldogs pending his enrollment is the 1st day of classes in fresno thursday

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Joe LaCava's son is supposedly caddying for him. I'm also just wondering how he's doing with the putter. He putted with a long putter at Cal, so I assume it was a transition for him when that was banned.

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brandon hagy's caddy last year on tour wuz an affable white haired 50ish guy, not sure who's on his bag right now on the korn ferry tour...when following hagy last season he gave me the fingers behind his back courtesy of sharing the clubbing (1 finger down is a 6 iron) prior to the shot

yeah the transition from the long putter to a normal putter wuz a little bit bumpy, last season he wuz 167th on the pga tour in putting...he looks good/comfortable over the ball
https://www.pgatour.com/stats/stat.02564.y2022.html

heading into tomorrow's final of the korn ferry tour's 1st tournament of the season in the bahamas hagy is tied for 21st at 4 under par...despite being arguably the longest hitter in the tournament, he's a substandard even par on the 12 exploitable par 5s he's played thru 3 rounds...hopefully tomorrow's final round will seem brandon better capitalize on the 4 par 5s & 3 drivable (for him) par 4s, a strong start for his season would be a real confidence builder

https://instagr.am/p/CnfqgynpUbv

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Had an awesome lunch with Coach Wilcox, Coach Tuioti, Coach Ragle, and Coach Sirmon today! I’m excited for the future. #gobears pic.twitter.com/GFilWh6QEO

— Braxten Croteau (@BraxtenCroteau) December 3, 2018

outside linebacker braxten croteau told me he medically retired from football earlier this season & right now he's focused on finishing up his pre law studies...braxten would prefer to stay in the bay area rather than return to arizona, his brother 6'2" 255 lbs 4.0 gpa offensive lineman braden croteau is committed to idaho state head coach charlie ragle's bengals program

told braxten the most valuable biz school skill i learned during my time in berkeley was how to deep dive read/analyze a financial statement...the fiercely global worldwide economy that favors the well educated with cal, stanford & ivy league educations (not dumb azzs at kansas that are gonna be working at the topeka truck stop in a couple of years) can be understood thru its dna, financial statements

croteau is a very polite young man & a tremendous representative of a berkeley education

liberty lions r gonna roar (arrrrrrrrrrrr)#

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Thank you Cal 🫶🏼 pic.twitter.com/OrRMWHrmRq

— RP (@Puskas1Ryan) January 18, 2023

congrats to ryan puskas on earning his berkeley degree, another arizona young man earning his degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world in the very challenging major of landscape architecture

when i asked braxtex croteau (see conversation above) if his liberty high school teammate wuz gonna return next season he kinda broke eye contact saying he "wasn't sure" and that ryan "only had a couple of classes left"...monster translation: moving on

really rooting for ryan to reemerge from the portal perhaps as an impact day 1 starting linebacker for the northern arizona lumberjacks (2 hour drive from peoria to flagstaff for the fam on gamedays)

https://instagr.am/p/CnTNk18r67f
ryan puskas is the king of planet earth (including the white tanks mountains)#

Young Scholar Sammy!!!! 🐻📚📝 pic.twitter.com/czTGm0jw8D

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) January 17, 2023

the magic of cal football#

https://instagr.am/p/B8XTO0yjeeP
https://bearinsider.com/s/3461/former-north-texas-ocol-coach-bloesch-hits-the-ground-running-at-cal

coach bloesch watched up close today's 1st day of winter conditioning, he emphasized in his interview with jim that's he's targeting 5 much stronger physically/mentally offensive linemen that excel in the run game as a starting point, that's old school & that type of well defined identity (which we've lacked during the coach wilcox era) is really important for the ascension of cal's monster offensive line

the bears cannot play another season with undersized left & right tackles and/or moving guards over (like val & coleman) which actually then weakens 2 positions

not gonna talk **** about angus here but he did not hold his players accountable enuf, guys are gonna either be 100% all in or doing something else, life is too short to do otherwise

the outcome of the 2023 california golden bears season is gonna be largely determined by the winter s&c program results of cal's monster offensive line...and yeah it's really ******* important that coach bloesch who is a workaholic is gonna be there with them making sure this **** gets done

the eyes of texas (r watching them candy azz soft cali boyz)#

Best thing I've seen at the World Cup so far pic.twitter.com/wTB6SyzPLI

— Gecko🦋❤ (@AcevenGecko) December 9, 2022

right now the bears got 25 scholly departures (with more on the way):

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to san jose state...no berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree

pic.twitter.com/3j3Bd3hVVX

— Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) December 24, 2022

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https://instagr.am/p/CZXnegpPIQE
2023 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake class:

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 yucky blucky fruitcake signees to the class?

shocky schulz, cal's monster class (4.0 gpa)
justin wilcox, defensive back (3.43 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.1 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 24 of these 2023 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

don't forget to take the chicken out#

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welcome back to berkeley, stanley mckenzie

kulia i ka nu'u

If we have big Stan, Calhoun, and Wilkins all back and healthy, we could have the best d-line depth we have had since I have been a Cal fan. We know Stan is good. Calhoun and Wilkins both are talents that I hope developed. Low end healthy: an actual two deep rotation of competent players. High end: two deep of NFL players. Crazy.

https://instagr.am/p/CT5o4LRrc7P
scholly roster math:

rite now per the last 2 monster posts there are 24 new 2023 scholly additions (further actionable offers with official visits are in the works) & 25 scholly deletions (more are on the way)

the numbers actually both number 25 as a 2023 scholly is awaiting next season's starting longsnapper with notre dame high school's slater zellers returning home to asu

equilibrium#

Post edited: Profanity is clearly against board rules

Shocky1 said:

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I’d like to thank all the coaches who have recruited me up until this point, but I’ve made my decision to commit to the UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, BERKELEY!!! GO BEARS!!! pic.twitter.com/csBeAuQ6DH

— Kyle Smith (@kylessmithh) July 29, 2018

seems like just yesterday that inside linebacker kyle smith from los gatos high school committed to cal, kyle is graduating from berkeley this month & entering the work force as an economics major from the #1 ranked public university in the world

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Excited for the next chapter! 📖 pic.twitter.com/4jfFMNwdh5

— Kyle Smith (@kylessmithh) January 18, 2023

congrats to kyle on earning his berkeley degree, interesting to note that he's now (which is a change in plans from a month ago when the above post wuz made) gonna enter the transfer portal to see wut kinda potential interest might be out there

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Post edited: Profanity is clearly against board rules

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The world won't end today. Marcie said so. #TGIF :) pic.twitter.com/i6I49xoW

— PEANUTS (@Snoopy) December 21, 2012

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/B8XTO0yjeeP
https://bearinsider.com/s/3461/former-north-texas-ocol-coach-bloesch-hits-the-ground-running-at-cal

coach bloesch watched up close today's 1st day of winter conditioning, he emphasized in his interview with jim that's he's targeting 5 much stronger physically/mentally offensive linemen that excel in the run game as a starting point, that's old school & that type of well defined identity (which we've lacked during the coach wilcox era) is really important for the ascension of cal's monster offensive line

the bears cannot play another season with undersized left & right tackles and/or moving guards over (like val & coleman) which actually then weakens 2 positions

not gonna talk **** about angus here but he did not hold his players accountable enuf, guys are gonna either be 100% all in or doing something else, life is too short to do otherwise

the outcome of the 2023 california golden bears season is gonna be largely determined by the winter s&c program results of cal's monster offensive line...and yeah it's really ******* important that coach bloesch who is a workaholic is gonna be there with them making sure this **** gets done

the eyes of texas (r watching them candy azz soft cali boyz)#

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to what extent is the s&c coach responsible to the fb coaches? if they ask for a certain training outcome from the weight room, must he provide it, even though he may not consider it to be recommended? can he drive the players when a coach chooses not to?

I might have thought Cypress would make the grade for hardest courses to get on.

A special day with a great group of bruh’s! pic.twitter.com/fVEQmhu22S

— Walter Chun (@CoachWalterC) January 14, 2023

tequila, anybody on the cal golf team can tee it up at cypress point or alternatively u can just park ur car on the side of road off 17 mile drive by the small white picket fence anytime after 6:00 pm & take a 9 iron & a ball or two out to the par 3 15th hole, zero green fees

just tell the yellow jacketed security that shocky tole u that u could storm the point#

Back like we never left ⛓#GoBears pic.twitter.com/cv21PxGdGm

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) January 17, 2023

russian, that's a very interesting scenario you bring up, would think it would be coach wilcox's responsibility to ensure the offensive line coach and the s&c coach/staff would be on the same page

but make no mistake about it whatever angus & brian johnson tried to do last winter with the o-line room miserably failed, guys did not have their bodies right to play major bowl game championship football

really liking the intensity & personal oversight coach bloesch is gonna be bringing to the current winter conditioning, we will see the results at the 2023 california golden bears spring game...if current starting left tackle brayden rhome is still 285 lbs we r doomed for the 2023 season

back in the day coach cuonzo martin & s&c coach nicodemus christopher could finish each other's sentences plus fallon gave notre dame high schooler taylor a bunch of fashion tips too

All smiles w/ my better half! @FallonSmithCSN #SayCheese😁 pic.twitter.com/1un1PRGpQi

— Nicodemus C. (@nicodemus_c) November 27, 2016

Shocky1 said:

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Back like we never left ⛓#GoBears pic.twitter.com/cv21PxGdGm

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) January 17, 2023

russian, that's a very interesting scenario you bring up, would think it would be coach wilcox's responsibility to ensure the offensive line coach and the s&c coach/staff would be on the same page

but make no mistake about it whatever angus & brian johnson tried to do last winter with the o-line room miserably failed, guys did not have their bodies right to play major bowl game championship football

really liking the intensity & personal oversight coach bloesch is gonna be bringing to the current winter conditioning, we will see the results at the 2023 california golden bears spring game...if current starting left tackle brayden rhome is still 285 lbs we r doomed for the 2023 season

back in the day coach cuonzo martin & s&c coach nicodemus christopher could finish each other's sentences plus fallon gave notre dame high schooler taylor a bunch of fashion tips too

All smiles w/ my better half! @FallonSmithCSN #SayCheese😁 pic.twitter.com/1un1PRGpQi

— Nicodemus C. (@nicodemus_c) November 27, 2016

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I called Angus's approach to s&c "ballet for bouncers." A guy the size of those players who can't/won't put on 30# of good weight has a wanta problem that can be cured by tough love. There didn't seem to be much of that. Question is, which one's the softie? That's why I asked the question. If it was Angus, was Johnson required to follow it, even in disagreement?

Hope you're gonna share the fotos when you get'em...

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2023 schedule:

september 2nd-at north texas
september 9th-auburn
september 16th-idaho
september 23rd-at washington
september 30th-asu
october 7th-oregon state
october 14th-at utah
october 21st-bye
october 28th-usc (arggghhh, son getting married in carlsbad that day, looking forwrard to seeing the wedding fotos)
november 4th-at oregon
november11th-washington state
november18th-at stanford
november 25th-at ucla (game of the year at the rose bowl)

bye is opportunely timed for rest & no super late in the season roadtrips to the freezing azz northwest/mountain states tho denton is gonna be nasty humid as ****

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Feels like a 5-7 year. Maybe 6-6. Beating Auburn at home could change the whole outlook of the season, however. Losing the opener on the road could, too.