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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update: syris corley

with a limited number of available schollys for the 2024 class, actionable offers are at a premium to the #1 ranked public university in the world for this upcoming weekend's official visits in berkeley

the university of calverston is tripping 6'5" 275 lbs offensive tackle/defensive end syris corley from taylor high school which is north of austin near round rock (texas)

syris is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.0 gpa & knows he can do better academically


check out corley at left tackle knocking the defensive player 25+ yards down the field, that's the kinda non stop motor that coach bloesch is targeting in trench workers that wanna relentlessly pound for ground...he plays too upright now with not enough knee bend (would benefit from a quick twitch yoga/meditation practice) but that's correctable with developmental coaching

yeah 3.8 gpa tyler knape needs a roomie for cal's summer bridge

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development coaching with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
look syris, ima fan of buc'ee's but breakfast at the claremont overlooking the palm trees & panoramic view of san francisco is way better than buc'ee's or steak & shake, got it?
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cal's monster class recruiting update: keaton thomas

the nation's #3 rated juco linebacker 6'2" 230 lbs keaton thomas from northeast mississippi community college is gonna take an official visit to cal on the weekend of december 2nd

keaton is a native of jacksonville, florida & prepped at trinity christian...he got 3 years to play 3 seasons & is a december grad

thomas got sideline to sideline footspeed & made 107 tackles this season including 10 for losses along with 2 interceptions

it would make sense for keaton to be hosted by fellow floridian david reese when he trips to the left coast



the florida project (is becoming bear territory with the acc)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including tpc sawgrass)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

mr thomas, with the departure of one of the starters to washington, there's now a GOLDEN opportunity for your son to be an impact day one linebacker starter at the #1 ranked public university in the world who gotta acc road game to florida state in 2024

the california defensive scheme is designed to funnel action to the inside backers who season after season are among the nation's leaders in tackles

no alligators in cali (just doggys)#
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cal's monster class recruiting update: keaton thomas

the nation's #3 rated juco linebacker 6'2" 230 lbs keaton thomas from northeast mississippi community college is gonna take an official visit to cal on the weekend of december 2nd

keaton is a native of jacksonville, florida & prepped at trinity christian...he got 3 years to play 3 seasons & is a december grad

thomas got sideline to sideline footspeed & made 107 tackles this season including 10 for losses along with 2 interceptions

it would make sense for keaton to be hosted by fellow floridian david reese when he trips to the left coast



the florida project (is becoming bear territory with the acc)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including tpc sawgrass)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

mr thomas, with the departure of one of the starters to washington, there's now a GOLDEN opportunity for your son to be an impact day one linebacker starter at the #1 ranked public university in the world who gotta acc road game to florida state in 2024

the california defensive scheme is designed to funnel action to the inside backers who season after season are among the nation's leaders in tackles

no alligators in cali (just doggys)#



Tell Mr. Thomas to look at what Cade Uluave did this year as a true freshman at ILB
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6956, keo traded his integrity, the friendships of teammates & a berkeley degree worth millions of dollars for washington's unethical & illegal offer of $150,000 & a truck

football is a violent game, kaleb's career is gonna be over sooner than later & if he's carted off the field in seattle next season his rapid downfall is gonna be really ******* ugly

there's not gonna be any monster tears for the disloyal dumb azz if his **** gets real kinda like femi & j mike who have seen their nfl draft stock hit rock bottom

go dawgs (to the corner liquor store)#
I'm disappointed the KEO made the decision to leave. But this is how the game works these days. And FWIW while not quite the same as a Cal degree, UW is a good school. I have worked with several UW grads over the years and have a close associate that is a UW grad and Husky donor. The UW grads I worked with are fine people and many live quite well. Cal is not the only place on earth a great education and terrific relationships can be found.

His draft stock may or may not go down in Seattle. But if Cal wants to win more in football the NIL money will need to increase. That is where recruiting is these days.

I don't like it but it is what it is. Cal can continue to push its 40 year decision and continue to be mediocre or they can include a robust NIL program with the 40 year decision and win more. Nothing wrong with the 40 year decision but top players want to get paid. And they are at places other than Cal.

I love Cal same as you but there are other places that can provide a quality education, better football and provide resources and relationships that will help you throughout life. And get $150K and a truck for playing ball.

Attending UW does not mean you will end up as a 7-11 cashier or motel night clerk.

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coach toler has extended an actionable offer to this weekend's elite wide receiving visitor 5'11" 165 lbs josiah martin from denton in the great state of texas with a buc'ee's on a lotta street corners

josiah is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa...yeah that's a function of him being a mama's boy like shocky, we listen to r mommy's which is a pro tip move


martin is a playmaker & gotta opportunity to put up numbers in the bears quick strike passing offense with qb fernando mendoza throwing dimes when cal visits annual acc rivalry opponent smu in highland park in the fall of 2024


no wonder megan stallion wanna go to the guyer senior prom with josiah or something

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including boston & charlotesville)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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^^ my daughter taylor (a curvy brunette yoga female with an asu degree, the #1 ranked stripper college in the world) is living in nyc & dating the bros of wall street (literally the highest paid earners on planet earth, annual multi million dollar bonuses are the norm for managing directors) in her search for her forever partner and she tole me last nite how literally every guy she meets is a cal, stanford or ivy league grad...real talk, wall street firms are NOT even gonna interview those with washington degrees despite ur woke azz "you can get a degree from anywhere & be successful in life" not true hallmark bull****...and no shocky is not a trump supporter, not at all

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ur reading comprehension needs some work, never said keo is gonna end up as a 7-11 cashier and/or motel night clerk, the monster's exact comment wuz that he's gonna end up working at the seattle restoration hardware loading dock, got it?

luv u 6956 but keep in mind that shocky keeps it 100% real in cal's monster offensive line
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jb, trust me, coach sirmon along with marshall & his staff got all the bears linebacker tackling stats (including evan weaver almost leading the nation in tackles) ready for mr thomas & his son's review

inside linebacker in the cal defensive scheme is a nfl developmental huge stats position & it's quickly adaptable to quick twitch +1 athletes with sideline to sideline footspeed & violent gameday attitudes as evidenced by true freshman cade uluave's remarkable 2023 season

berkeley is a linebacker school#
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Latest bowl projections still all over the place:

CBS Sports - Independence Bowl (Cal vs Kansas)
247 Sports - Independence Bowl (Cal vs Texas Tech)
Fox Sports - Sun Bowl (Cal vs Georgia Tech)
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thx for sharing rushdoggy, with berkeley finals december 11th thru the 15th & keeping in mind the prefeence for utilizing all 15 ncca allowed bowl game practices, the sun bowl is a better destination for the cal football program than the independence bowl

shocky's problem is that he's locked in with his kids to road tripping with them from xmas day thru new year's day to miami (the monster has already invited nando to join us at sexy fish for the 30 day old deep fried barracuda) & then nassau bahamas in order to swim with the ocean piggys (shay & i did this a year ago during one of her denver law school breaks & it's a lotta FUN) so the potential late december bears bowl games aren't gonna work for him

pro tip: don't get between a mama piggy & one of her wild piglets (unless ur a dumb azz or made of steel)#
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bear on the prowl in the bahamas (with good fashion color choices)#
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Goobear said:

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kaleb, not wishing u best wishes going forward (ur doing backroom an illegal deal at the trap house says a lot about ur character), ur gonna find out real quick if ur seriously injured & carted off the field next season that ur money handlers are gonna be deleting ur digits on the ride to the hospital, ur just a piece of meat to them kinda like a male azz stripper

both femi & j mike have seen both their on field production & nfl draft stock drop dramatically, r u gonna be #3?


Agree w you Shocky. My kid is at a birthday party of a famous golfer tonight…..
You are the neighborhood of Pro QBs and a Pro Golfer.....Nice, Goo
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odonto, actually he's not talking about orange county, he's talking about north scottsdale but ur still right that's it the home of pga golfers & nfl quarterbacks
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6956bear said:

Shocky1 said:

go dawgs (to the corner liquor store)#
Attending UW does not mean you will end up as a 7-11 cashier or motel night clerk.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/188vm81/has_anyone_ever_actually_seen_a_former_college/



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no doubt about it, trevor rogers is a +1 athlete...check out the yellow flag for the acalanes team/staff on the field

caldecott tunnel high school is bear territory#
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future 2024 acc 1st teamer inside backer cade uluave got injured in the 1st half & dnp in the 2nd half which resulted in converted safety (wuz recruited by deruyter to play the star position) hunter barth starting the 2nd half with nate rutchena also getting snaps in the big game

during the field celebration cade emphatically tole me he's gonna be ready to play at the rose bowl next weekend against ucla, this guy is +1 athletic bad azz poly warrior who is very well spoken...he loves the bay area weather & is very appreciative of the opportunity he's been given (actually it's been earned) both on & off the field

yeah #27 paired with rising superstar kaleb alarms-orr is gonna form the best tandem of inside backers in the acc next season

the building of an elite d starts with strong inside backer play#

wut up, keaton, r u & ur dad feeling cali?

do u wanna work next to cade as the bears next great inside backer?...cal's defense scheme is designed to funnel action towards the inside backers who can wrack up insane tackle statistics


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the sunshine state of florida)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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hero world pga tournament update for the 3rd round:

with a tumultuous rollercoaster round with 8 birdies & 2 bogeys & a double bogey 6 on the dogleg left par 4 10th hole after a wayward drive colin morikawa is in a tie for 4th place at 10 under par after a 68

the great news is that the game's arguably greatest iron player is absolutely rolling the rock this week, colin is 4th in the field in putting thru 3 rounds which portends an amazing 2024 pga season...the new lighter putter head is helping him square up the putter thru impact with less blocks to the right

max homa is getting a really good tan in albany this week, he's already missed 21 greens in regulation thru 3 rounds but still managed to shot a one under par 71 today

cal is a golf school#
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Excellent... no change for the plays and terminology. We needed this
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Makes too much sense! Go Bears!
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YESSSSS!!!!!
Start Slowly and taper off
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cal's monster offensive line update:

and so we are at the crossroads of coach wilcox's head coaching career, his appointment of the next offensive coordinator will determine both the short & long term future of the cal football program...and yeah as an aside it will also determine whether or not this thread continues or maybe just becomes a golf only thread re: our college team & pga professionals

shocky's recommendation is that mike bloesch be promoted to offensive coordinator with a multi year locked in contract (with huge financial penalties for leaving early) & mike saffell (haas biz ad grad) be promoted to offensive line coach...wut they lack in experience they more than make up in intense intelligence & adaptive personalities, they are both ready for a bigger stage

and then offer matthew cindric (also a haas biz ad grad) saffell's current position as a pathway to a coaching career

for the 1st time during justin's tenure the offense got an IDENTITY, it's ******* smashmouth run the ball down ur ******* throats with the pac 12's leading rusher behind cal's monster offensive line & if opponents put 8 in the box then nando will take the top off with surgical precision downfield strikes in a vertical passing game that attacks the middle 3rd of the field

the final 7+ minute unstoppable drive (even tho the bruins knew wut wuz coming) against ucla honestly brought tears to my eyes, it wuz like this weird opera of domination with the flashing blue light of the future clearly visible across the water

the time is now (for everything)#



congrats to new offensive coordinator (who will continue to coach the offensive line) mike bloesch, his wife lexi (who is the family's ceo while her husband tirelessly puts in hours at work) & their 2 pirate sons beau & drew (ahoy mates)

shocky wuz on the field prior 45 minutes prior to the washington state final home game at memorial stadium watching (as usual) every pregame drill/practice rep for cal's monster offensive line

as the players head back to the tunnel, mike ambles over to the back of the end zone & quietly exchanges a couple of loving words & deep hugs with each of his fam...it wuz a touching moment to observe from further afar

this is a former texas high school coach in abilene & temple who gives respect to everyone in contact with him & gets it returned...mike is a teacher (which is the highest assignment u can give anyone) who values academic achievement as one of his core values who is building our offensive IDENTITY of SMASHMOUTH football with high gpa high character hard working TRUE student athletes

the university of calveston=gonna knock the acc on their ******* sorry broken down candy azz softs azzs in 2024

bet

pound for ground (in the bowl game)#
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As OC/OL coach that means we can now hire a full time Special Team coordinator!!!
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what is shocky's favorite convenience store on planet earth?

that would be the texas chain of buc-ee's that got a remarkably large deli offering of tasty cold & warm meals along with clean stores & friendly employees

last time while heading to denton for gameday me & slim wadie got the lime buttered chicken with sauted muschrooms, healthy flavored waters & a full tank of gas

buc-ee's: the official rest stop of the university of calveston football program (tell them shoski sent u & get 15% off all texas themed t-shirts)
cal's monster class exclusive annoucement:

in conjunction with coach mike bloesch being named as the offensive coordinator for the university of calveston, buc-ee's has been named as the OFFICIAL gas & convenience store for the cal football program

if you will post up with a headstand & roar like a bear at any buc-ee's location u will receive 15% off on any 91 fuel & a free platter of tasty chicken wings with any purchase of a dallas cowboys t-shirt or something
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2024 offensive lineman joshua glanz from chula vista has decommitted from ucla due to academic issues (lousy gpa)

the meltdown continues in westwood (33-7)#
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2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 17 PUBLIC departing bears, additional medical & football retirements along with transfer (including grad transfer) & nfl announcements which will be forthcoming after the bowl game

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
david reese, inside linebacker...out of eligibility pending potential appeal for 7th season...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie iii, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree

at the end of the day the # of scholly additions gotta equal the # of scholly departures for the 2024 season, got it?

yeah there wuz 36 scholly departures for the 2023 season

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...now a walk on for final semester, already earned berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement, will earn berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...fooball retirement, will earn berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer

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defense wins basketball games#
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cal's monster offensive line (operates in midnite city)#
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Can't imagine having multiple seizures as a young person and having to wear a helmet. My one major seizure and a few minor ones, all now controlled for 8 months and counting, at the age of 63 and retired were life changing enough. Keep getting up and moving is what I tell everyone who has anything. The alternative is just not that appealing to me.
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so with that being said...#
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coach toler has extended an actionable offer to this weekend's elite wide receiving visitor 5'11" 165 lbs josiah martin from denton in the great state of texas with a buc'ee's on a lotta street corners

josiah is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa...yeah that's a function of him being a mama's boy like shocky, we listen to r mommy's which is a pro tip move


martin is a playmaker & gotta opportunity to put up numbers in the bears quick strike passing offense with qb fernando mendoza throwing dimes when cal visits annual acc rivalry opponent smu in highland park in the fall of 2024


no wonder megan stallion wanna go to the guyer senior prom with josiah or something

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cal's monster offensive identity: SMASHMOUTH football#
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haas biz ad grad (should know the bahama local rules, no consulting with swimming piggys)#

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Shocky1 said:

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odonto, actually he's not talking about orange county, he's talking about north scottsdale but ur still right that's it the home of pga golfers & nfl quarterbacks
No, shocky you are wrong. Ask Goobear.....Mark Sanchez, Josh Allen, Tringale, and one more pro QB I forget. So no shocky, you be wrong.

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