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4:06p, 5/5/24
good info calalum

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In reply to DR_520 • 4:11p, 5/5/24
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Yea the words violent and predator describe Josh Griffis off field time in Tennessee well.
100% doc, big country gotta violent streak & a lousy gpa but he's a good football player on the football field with a football and will fit in well in oregon state's graduate career training program for nite shift supervisors (which includes safety/anti theft responsibilities & tearing down doors if necessary) at the flying beavs convenience store in coos bay...there r reasonable odds that big country will someday date & marry a lot lizard with non treatable stds

go beavers


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5:09p, 5/5/24

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

2025 6'6" 305 lbs trench worker mike klisiewicz from liberty high school (in nearby brentwood) is gonna officially trip to the claremont via the caldecott tunnel (is that rite?) on june 20th-23rd

mike is not a dumb azz, he gotta 3.7 gpa...klisiewicz's conditional offer should not become an actionable offer until he figures out how to fix his twitter settings so everything isn't blocked out "as sensitive content" by him, got it?

don't be a dumb azz (build generational wealth via nfl development with coach bloesch in the atlantic coast conference & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a short 44 mile drive for the fam on fall gamedays at memorial stadium)

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5:33p, 5/5/24

cal's monster class#
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7:49p, 5/5/24
Elated about the skill players.

Has our Oline improved since last season?
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In reply to calumnus • 7:57p, 5/5/24
calumnus said:
Shocky1 said:
noted berkeley astronomer (he does a lotta of his best work in upside down positions) & latina culture sociologist jaydn ott just texted me & tole that cinco de mayo is not really an authentic mexican or spanish holiday

yeah #1 knows a lotta **** or something

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Cinco De Mayo is a California holiday celebrating victory over slavery and colonialism. It was started in California during the Civil War by Mexican Americans, many who were refugees from Texas where Anglo American illegal immigrants had overthrown the government because Mexico (whose president had African heritage) had begun enforcing its laws against slavery. The "Texians" then began seizing as much Mexican owned land as they could with much rape and murder in the process. During the Mexican Anerican War, many Mexicans in Texas were viewed as the enemy. Many headed to the gold fields and relative equality and freedom of California.

During the Civil War, Napoleon II of France invaded Mexico and was allied with the Confederacy. Their plan was recolonization and reinstatement of slavery in Mexico. Lee had invaded Pennsylvania, things were looking bleak, when a ragtag bunch of kids defeated the French in the Battle of Pueblo. It became a rallying cry to the Mexican Californians who held parades as fundraisers and volunteers for the Union army. And then an annual event in California, continued after the war for more than 150 years, because the battle against racism and colonialism is not over.

Now it is mostly an excuse to eat Mexican food and get drunk, but at its core it is a Mexican American / California holiday celebrating racial unity and the fight against injustice.
true, but only part of the history...

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In reply to calumnus • 10:42p, 5/5/24
calumnus said:
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:


astronomy 10: advanced interplanetary studies of berkeley's intergalactic all universe running back

standing on business (in the blue & gold empire)#
noted berkeley astronomer (he does a lotta of his best work in upside down positions) & latina culture sociologist jaydn ott just texted me & tole that cinco de mayo is not really an authentic mexican or spanish holiday

yeah #1 knows a lotta **** or something

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Cinco De Mayo is a California holiday celebrating victory over slavery and colonialism. It was started in California during the Civil War by Mexican Americans, many who were refugees from Texas where Anglo American illegal immigrants had overthrown the government because Mexico (whose president had African heritage) had begun enforcing its laws against slavery. The "Texians" then began seizing as much Mexican owned land as they could with much rape and murder in the process. During the Mexican Anerican War, many Mexicans in Texas were viewed as the enemy. Many headed to the gold fields and relative equality and freedom of California.

During the Civil War, Napoleon II of France invaded Mexico and was allied with the Confederacy. Their plan was recolonization and reinstatement of slavery in Mexico. Lee had invaded Pennsylvania, things were looking bleak, when a ragtag bunch of kids defeated the French in the Battle of Pueblo. It became a rallying cry to the Mexican Californians who held parades as fundraisers and volunteers for the Union army. And then an annual event in California, continued after the war for more than 150 years, because the battle against racism and colonialism is not over.

Now it is mostly an excuse to eat Mexican food and get drunk, but at its core it is a Mexican American / California holiday celebrating racial unity and the fight against injustice.

Good stuff! The tiniest of quibbles: It was the French army under Napoleon III,


A brief primer on the Napoleons (this is when you can stop reading):

Napoleon Bonaparte (or "Napoleon I", if you will): The short Corsican with his hand in his jacket (he always kept a sandwich in there, just in case). The brilliant general and founder of the "Napoleon Complex". Inventor of Waterloo. AKA The Real Napoleon, or The Real McCoy (translated). Also invented Napoleon and Josaphine. Though not big himself, he was a really big deal. Crowned himself Emperor, which took major "couilles" (French for cahones). If you want to remember when he was in his prime as a leader (approximately), just remember 1800.

Napoleon II: Not a big deal at all. You could even forget about him entirely, except for that there was a Napoleon III, which causes people to start asking questions. Son of the first one. Actually assumed the job of Emperor for a couple of weeks maybe. Didn't live very long.

Napoleon III: Nephew of the OG. Ruled the French Empire in the mid-1800s for 20+ years. Did a lot of stuff and was a pretty big deal, though will always live in the shadow of his uncle, in terms of fame and glory. Gets remembered annually for his army getting whupped in Mexico on Cinco de Mayo, 1862, in the Battle of the Puebla.
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10:42p, 5/5/24

this is cal football (clearly different)#
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12:10a, 5/6/24
Thank you seniors!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:29a, 5/6/24
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just say no to big 12 academic truck stop schools (unless ur goal in life is to marry a lot lizard with stds)#

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read cam's whole tweet#
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official world golf rankings: may 5, 2024

#10 max homa
#13 collin morikawa
#32 ben an
#118 michael kim
#727 oski


golf carts r for losers#
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In reply to bearsandgiants • 8:20a, 5/6/24
bearsandgiants said:
Elated about the skill players.

Has our Oline improved since last season?

b&g, 100%, coach bloesch is the best developer of talent on the staff & the trench workers got a strong core starting 5 for the 1st time during the coach wilcox era of highly flawed offensive line coaches:

nick morrow: there's a reason left tackles are among the highest paid players in the national football league, they protect right handed qbs like nando & chandler's blindside...the biggest news outta 2024 spring ball wuz the emergence of nick...at 6'8" 305 lbs with elite footspeed for a grown azz man that size, morrow's offseason will be focused on gaining another 10 lbs of legit strength in order to withstand the grueling season long acc

tj session: as the leader of cal's monster offensive line, tj got his body rite at 6'4" 305 lbs...but the truth is that prospects that get paid in the nfl creates gaps for their running backs on 3rd/4th and one, that didn't happen during the 2023 season for tj...alpha male leaders pound for ground, their teams get those hard azz yards behind them when it's go time, baby

sioape vatikani: arriving in berkeley as already arguably the strongest person in the program (which says a lot about s&c coach brian johnson), sioape's career has been plagued by taking off plays due to a motor that is not always relentless...there wuz sometimes 2023 plays where the 6'4" 330 lbs vatikani literally didn't come in physical contact with anybody...sioape got nfl upside but needs to look deep within himself for the true haka dance warrior that fights to the bitter end

matthew wykoff: the smart texan center directs traffic like a seasoned air traffic controller at jfk on a busy saturday with **** going on everywhere...plays with consistent physicality & don't back down to nobody...at 6'6" 325 lbs matthew gotta improve his athleticism & body flex (sometimes plays too upright)...if there's anybody that would benefit from a yoga/meditation practice it's 100% mr wykoff

bastian swinney: coach bloesch is not running a finesse operation, he wants to run ******* downhill with grown azz trench workers every ******* play...bastian got all the mental & physical tools but cannot fall into the brayden rohme body size downfalll...at 6'6" 290 lbs swinney gotta get over 300+ lbs this summer in order to punish acc defenders...bastian got the most physically fit bearents in the program, there's a lotta fam support for him to get this done

cal's monster offensive line (is coming to memorial stadium in the fall of 2024, do u got ur season tixs?)#

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9:30a, 5/6/24

a major factor in cal's sometimes dysfunctional rushing efforts during the 2023 season highlighted by the abject failure in the independence bowl to create gaps for cal's all american running back wuz the continued ongoing failure by coach toler's room to block downfield

props to jim mcgill for asking burl (who is a fantastic recruiter & tremendous ambassador for the cal football program) about his unit's downfield blocking this spring which resulted in an evasive coach speak answer that "if guys don't block then they gonna ride the bench"...in specifically watching the wideouts during the spring game there wuz zero evidence that there's been any transformational improvement in wr blocking

the truth is that the greatest blocking wr in the history of cal football wuz nyan boateng (a hoops star in brooklyn who converted to football & immediately wuz selected to the army hs all american bowl game) who from the slot position would violently crackback on outside linebackers leading to javid best taking pitch outs (the most important play call for the 2024 season with jaydn ott, dial it up coach bloesch) for multiple epic 50+ yard untouched touchdowns...nyan later got caught up in some shady **** (identity theft ring) but his alpha male downfield blocking should be the model/expectation for coach toler's room

the billion dollar industry nfl knows which wrs block downfield, how many wideouts has toler placed into the league?

look, the 2024 is a new slate for everybody, let's violently block downfield & win some ******* football games in the acc, ok?

no more candy azz soft wr blocking in berkeley (stand on business)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:27p, 5/6/24
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official world golf rankings: may 5, 2024

#10 max homa
#13 collin morikawa
#32 ben an
#118 michael kim
#727 oski


golf carts r for losers#
Cal also has a women's golf team. Not as highly ranked as the men, but are playing in the NCAA regionals now

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:56p, 5/6/24
Shocky1 said:

a major factor in cal's sometimes dysfunctional rushing efforts during the 2023 season highlighted by the abject failure in the independence bowl to create gaps for cal's all american running back wuz the continued ongoing failure by coach toler's room to block downfield

props to jim mcgill for asking burl (who is a fantastic recruiter & tremendous ambassador for the cal football program) about his unit's downfield blocking this spring which resulted in an evasive coach speak answer that "if guys don't block then they gonna ride the bench"...in specifically watching the wideouts during the spring game there wuz zero evidence that there's been any transformational improvement in wr blocking

the truth is that the greatest blocking wr in the history of cal football wuz nyan boateng (a hoops star in brooklyn who converted to football & immediately wuz selected to the army hs all american bowl game) who from the slot position would violently crackback on outside linebackers leading to javid best taking pitch outs (the most important play call for the 2024 season with jaydn ott, dial it up coach bloesch) for multiple epic 50+ yard untouched touchdowns...nyan later got caught up in some shady ***** (identity theft ring) but his alpha male downfield blocking should be the model/expectation for coach toler's room

the billion dollar industry nfl knows which wrs block downfield, how many wideouts has toler placed into the league?

look, the 2024 is a new slate for everybody, let's violently block downfield & win some ******* football games in the acc, ok?

no more candy azz soft wr blocking in berkeley (stand on business)#


Shocky, I disagree. So under this theory the WR downfield blocking was good in prior games helping Jayden Ott break off long runs and leading the PAC-12 in rushing, but went away in the Independence Bowl?

I don't see how our poor offense, including negligible yards per carry, in the Independence Bowl was due to poor downfield blocking. How often did we even get RBs to the second level? How many pitch outs did we attempt in that game?

Personally, I was very disappointed in Bloesch's playcalling in that game and am hoping for much better this Fall.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:16p, 5/6/24
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nevada tight end keleki latu is in the transfer portal after a season ending fractured fibula injury in 2023

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5:38p, 5/6/24
^ walter, seattle is kinda like a broken down azz shower nozzle with lousy golf courses

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hoops, the cal women's golf team has been underperforming due to anemic recruiting (there are no excuses, the majority of nationally ranked girls juniors got elite gpas) & player development (no lpga standouts) for years... head coach nancy mcdaniel (a breast cancer survivor, her husband jay is the head pro at the alistar mackenzie designed fun/architecturally significant claremont country club) is retiring after 29 seasons...the next head coach needs to be a young women under 30 years old with remarkable relentless recruiting & fundraising energy/passion

the next head coach should inherit 3 very solid players with upside...this team only got 9 counters for title ix purposes & will be protected from the inevitable sport teams cuts in berkeley due to the knowlton driven incoming financial tsunami as a result of his overspending & complete lack of financial discipline/innovation

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the irony is that shocky & hoop dreams haas biz school is teaching financial literacy yet the current cal athletic director lack of financial planning & idgaf re: financial discipline with respects to spending is sinking cal athletics into an existential financial crisis



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2024 scholly roster departures: 41 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college & minot state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree

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9:02p, 5/6/24

sam the minuteman kinda looks like a lady (she got a #63 button, where's brayden's right arm palm?#
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marquez dortch got offers from akron (ben finley is qb1) & buffalo
marquez gotta offer from marshall
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parking lot conversation last nite at 1:47 am while shocky wuz being walked to his car in shreveport:

shocky: excuse me miss, why are your crying, is everything all right?

texas tech curvy brunette yoga female (4th from the left or 4th from the right): not really, im graduating this week from the #159th ranked school in the united states with a kinda worthless degree, as im entering the real world it's finally dawning on me that those that are undereducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy are ******, going to pool and lake parties does not build generational wealth plus ima kinda done living in texas, would really rather go explore the world with someone fun and just keep a condo at turtle creek so i can visit my parents every now and then so they can see the baby

shocky: oh come on, your raiders just dominated the #1 ranked public university in the world plus there's always a bright future at the discount tire in plano, jimmy's adult cabaret in lubbock or the buc-ee's food service statewide training program for a very pretty girl like you!

yoga girl: that's not the future i want!...i want to travel the world and take romantic stagecoach rides thru central park at midnite with someone who makes me laugh and that never takes commercial flights!...how can i meet a cal, stanford or ivy league grad to date and marry?

shocky: wut's ur gpa?

calalum, just to clarify, coach toler's room has engaged in non existent downfield blocking throughout his time in berkeley, ok?...the lack of wr downfield blocking at the independence bowl wuz exploited by tim deruyter who knew this tendency & sent his corner backs and safeties crashing in to attack the predictable rushing calls into the box...and ur right coach bloesch didn't take advantage of the 8+ raiders in the box with pitch outs to allow our all american running back to create action in space

in speaking with staff & bearents on gameday in shreveport, 2 factors stood out that gave me a bad vibe re: the outcome in advance of the opening kick off:

1) watching pregame warm ups cal's defensive backs & wide receivers wuz noticeably slower than the texas tech dbs & wrs...to marshall cherrington's credit, there has been a focused & successfully infusion of portal transfer recruits with elite SPEED

2) half of the players & specifically the undergrads like nando with haas biz ad finals were tryna balance the highly competitive finals at the #1 ranked public university in the world & a bowl game often studying late into the nite when they should've been prepping/resting their bodies for a bowl game the same week...tv fans will never fully appreciate the toll this took on our younger bears (fyi, the grad cert programs are not as academically stressful & coursework wuz completed prior to flying out to shreveport)

the truth is that the bears should've never played a bowl game on friday december 16, 2023 during a finals examination week in berkeley...that wuz just a dumb decision...a real athletic director would've traded the bears game slot with another pac 12 school but the con artist don't got the relationships with other athletic directors to make that happen

calalum, ima very optimistic re: coach bloesch's upside this fall in terms of his continued steady development of cal's monster offensive line and also opening up the playbook (unlike spav in his 2nd tenure, billy m & beau baldwin) with epic pitch outs on the edges in open space for jaydn ott & also attacking the middle 3rd of the field in the downfield vertical passing game...but yeah the independence bowl wuz a ****show

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9:48p, 5/6/24
^ in the above you tube video, shocky identifies with the bump box drummer on the far left except the monster don't got good hair like mr surfer dude
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10:27p, 5/6/24

3.8 gpa wideout with 4.49 laser timed SPEED (the university of calveston)#
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10:46p, 5/6/24
transfer portal wr/te marquis montgomery got offers from texas southern & central arkansas
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2:53a, 5/7/24

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the liquid power of cal, stanford & ivy league degrees (is a market disruptor in hydration)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:41a, 5/7/24
That's a confusing double negative from Bey…
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8:10a, 5/7/24
blue, bey is not a cal, stanford or ivy league grad (like yanni)



cal's monster class (r u friends with the monster under ur bed?)#
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quarterback coach sterlin gilbert is officially tripping right now 6'4" 210 lbs ohio university grad transfer cj harris from west bloomfield michigan (which is not further afar from 8 mile drive & us open venue oakland hills south course)...pending ncca approvals for medical eligibility extensions, he could potentially get 3 years of remaining eligibility



harris has completed 78 of 147 passes for 829 yards & also rushed for 239 yards during his bobcat career as a mobile running threat...football is a violent game, he would be 2 plays aways this fall from being a starting quarterback in the atlantic athletic conference (the future is unknowable)

cj is not a dumb azz, he already got a masters in management

let's roll cj, do u wanna have an adventure on the beautifully diverse cosmopolitan left coast in the cali sun while building ur business credentials?

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:26a, 5/7/24
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https://instagr.am/p/C5_txVbNT6_
the liquid power of cal, stanford & ivy league degrees (is a market disruptor)#
Hufnagel works for Lemon Perfect? I actually like that product.

His career has really turned, lol
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10:49a, 5/7/24


Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:55a, 5/7/24
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coach so'oto is officially tripping 2024 alpha predator edge defender missouri transfer 6'2" 235 lbs serigne tounkara from league city texas (close to houston in galveston county) this weekend...tounkara redshirted his freshman year so he still got 4 years of eligibility


mark my words the university of calveston is a real thing, there will likely be as many if not more commitments from true student athletes from texas than cali in the 2024 & 2025 classes...let's be real here the importance of shocky bringing in buc-ee's with becky g as the brand ambassador for the university of calveston cannot be overestimated (not a typo)

do u wanna know wut quick twitch +1 athleticism looks like when it violently comes off the edge?...watch this


serigne gotta brother muizz tounkara who is an elite 2025 6'4" 195 lbs wide receiver with laser timed 4.49 40 SPEED


the tounkara brothers are not dumb azzs, serigne gotta 3.88 gpa & muizz gotta 3.8 gpa...yeah doing homework & reading books & **** is important in this family which got academic ambition & electric moves


yeah both of these important recruitments might end up being unforgettable, cal is the right school for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development in the atlantic athletic conference & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley while living in the beautifully diverse cosmopolitan san francisco bay area



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people of senegal & west africa)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIGNE=UNBREAKABLE

wut up, muizz?...r u gonna make ur parents travel plans on football gamedays streamlined or something?

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:03p, 5/7/24
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Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C090vLpO8wx
parking lot conversation last nite at 1:47 am while shocky wuz being walked to his car in shreveport:

shocky: excuse me miss, why are your crying, is everything all right?

texas tech curvy brunette yoga female (4th from the left or 4th from the right): not really, im graduating this week from the #159th ranked school in the united states with a kinda worthless degree, as im entering the real world it's finally dawning on me that those that are undereducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy are ******, going to pool and lake parties does not build generational wealth plus ima kinda done living in texas, would really rather go explore the world with someone fun and just keep a condo at turtle creek so i can visit my parents every now and then so they can see the baby

shocky: oh come on, your raiders just dominated the #1 ranked public university in the world plus there's always a bright future at the discount tire in plano, jimmy's adult cabaret in lubbock or the buc-ee's food service statewide training program for a very pretty girl like you!

yoga girl: that's not the future i want!...i want to travel the world and take romantic stagecoach rides thru central park at midnite with someone who makes me laugh and that never takes commercial flights!...how can i meet a cal, stanford or ivy league grad to date and marry?

shocky: wut's ur gpa?

calalum, just to clarify, coach toler's room has engaged in non existent downfield blocking throughout his time in berkeley, ok?...the lack of wr downfield blocking at the independence bowl wuz exploited by tim deruyter who knew this tendency & sent his corner backs and safeties crashing in to attack the predictable rushing calls into the box...and ur right coach bloesch didn't take advantage of the 8+ raiders in the box with pitch outs to allow our all american running back to create action in space

in speaking with staff & bearents on gameday in shreveport, 2 factors stood out that gave me a bad vibe re: the outcome in advance of the opening kick off:

1) watching pregame warm ups cal's defensive backs & wide receivers wuz noticeably slower than the texas tech dbs & wrs...to marshall cherrington's credit, there has been a focused & successfully infusion of portal transfer recruits with elite SPEED

2) half of the players & specifically the undergrads like nando with haas biz ad finals were tryna balance the highly competitive finals at the #1 ranked public university in the world & a bowl game often studying late into the nite when they should've been prepping/resting their bodies for a bowl game the same week...tv fans will never fully appreciate the toll this took on our younger bears (fyi, the grad cert programs are not as academically stressful & coursework wuz completed prior to flying out to shreveport)

the truth is that the bears should've never played a bowl game on friday december 16, 2023 during a finals examination week in berkeley...that wuz just a dumb decision...a real athletic director would've traded the bears game slot with another pac 12 school but the con artist don't got the relationships with other athletic directors to make that happen

calalum, ima very optimistic re: coach bloesch's upside this fall in terms of his continued steady development of cal's monster offensive line and also opening up the playbook (unlike spav in his 2nd tenure, billy m & beau baldwin) with epic pitch outs on the edges in open space for jaydn ott & also attacking the middle 3rd of the field in the downfield vertical passing game...but yeah the independence bowl wuz a ****show



Hope you are right.
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In reply to SBGold • 1:30p, 5/7/24
He founded Lemon Perfect. Got lucky with paparazzi taking a photo of Beyonce exiting a limo with the product in her hand, the rest is history.
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