smh said:

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whoa nice thread for faves. Horribleness..


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# free and worth every Penny

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pasadenaorbust said:

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"I said you Valance, you pick it up."

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Love that story.

Had to bump this again. . .

You're the Duke of New York you're A number one!

Yo Adrian!

The next time I say let's go to Bolivia let's go to Bolivia!

Hello, my name is inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Um I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow

Someones got a case of the Mundees

Naga naga nagonnaworkhere anymore.

Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, give me the toast, bring me the cheque for a chicken salad sandwich and you haven't broken any rules.


Greed is good.

Killing a man's a helluva thing kid. You take everything hes got and everything hes ever gonna have.

upsetof86 said:

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Had to bump this again. . .

You're the Duke of New York you're A number one!

Yo Adrian!

The next time I say let's go to Bolivia let's go to Bolivia!

Hello, my name is inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Um I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow

Someones got a case of the Mundees

Naga naga nagonnaworkhere anymore.

Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, give me the toast, bring me the cheque for a chicken salad sandwich and you haven't broken any rules.


Greed is good.

Killing a man's a helluva thing kid. You take everything hes got and everything hes ever gonna have.

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An interesting note on the second clip from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, the woman playing the irate grandmother is Jody Gilbert. She had a long film career with many uncredited roles, but did get credited for her famous role as the waitress in this scene...

"Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."

"Mommy?"

"Yes, dear?"

"They nearly killed us this time, didn't they?"



Although released in 1942, William Wyler made Mrs. Miniver starting in the fall of 1941 and was clearly trying to push America to make a stand against Germany.

From Night of the Living Dead:
"There's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em - they go up pretty easy!"

This is clip is priceless:

The quote is at 1:50, but watch the whole thing. OK, after watching, how many of you thought of a COVID-19 press conference?

HearstMining said:

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From Night of the Living Dead:
"There's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em - they go up pretty easy!"

This is clip is priceless:

The quote is at 1:50, but watch the whole thing. OK, after watching, how many of you thought of a COVID-19 press conference?

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"Government spokesmen warned that dead bodies would continue to be transformed into the flesh-eating ghouls."

Would love to see Yahoo News headlines for something like that.

From As Good As It Gets:

"How do you write women so well?"

"I think of a man. And I take away reason, and accountability."

And this from As Good As It Gets:

"Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why? Just a regular boyfriend, who doesn't go nuts on me?"

"Dancing. A series of movements involving two partners where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music."

"Mazel Tov!"

SFCityBear said:

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From As Good As It Gets:

"How do you write women so well?"

"I think of a man. And I take away reason, and accountability."

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Where did they teach you to talk like this? in some Panama city Sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey?

Inexcusibly rude and all freaking hilarious.

"What exactly is...is your persuasion on the big man...since you brought him up?"

"Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously"

"My Mother thanks you. My Father thanks you, My Sister thanks you. And I thank you."

"Now what are we supposed to do?"

"Have you any hobbies?"

T I T S

In the 2003 movie Masked and Anonymous, the Luke Wilson character said the following to the Bob Dylan character: "What did the monkey say to the leopard at the card game? I thought you were a cheetah."

UrsaMajor said:

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Sebastabear said:

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I use "what we have here is a failure to communicate" (with the obligatory southern accent) all the time. Mostly draws blank looks unless you are of a "certain age".

Showing my lowbrow nature, my other favorites generally draw from 70s / 80s comedies

- Zero point zero (Mr. Blutarzky)
- Convicted? Never convicted
- Morons, your bus is leaving
- I love this plan, I'm excited to be a part of it. (which my friends usually follow with "See you on the other side Ray")

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If you're gonna go w/ Blutarzky, you gotta include "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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Should this thread be moved to Off Topic

The nation is in flames, there is a pandemic, the Mods have bigger fish to fry.

edg64 said:

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UrsaMajor said:

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Sebastabear said:

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I use "what we have here is a failure to communicate" (with the obligatory southern accent) all the time. Mostly draws blank looks unless you are of a "certain age".

Showing my lowbrow nature, my other favorites generally draw from 70s / 80s comedies

- Zero point zero (Mr. Blutarzky)
- Convicted? Never convicted
- Morons, your bus is leaving
- I love this plan, I'm excited to be a part of it. (which my friends usually follow with "See you on the other side Ray")

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If you're gonna go w/ Blutarzky, you gotta include "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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Should this thread be moved to Off Topic

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Quick, men, we need some lines from old football movies to avoid the ax of the censors and get banished to the OT board, where the thread will get drowned out by the political threads that abound over there.

I just can't remember any lines at the moment, but I remember some movies like "North Dallas Forty", "Horse Feathers", and "The Longest Yard" The opening scene in North Dallas Forty where Nick Nolte tries to get out of bed in the morning after a game is a classic.

"Because forever's about to happen here in just a few minutes."

"Who wants that sh*t more!"

"You'll never see a Colquitt back away."

> Should this thread be moved to Off Topic

your question arroused much interest, but local returns lean forward towards no, um, Dr No..

"Will the doctor please report to the captain's cabin on the double."