All is well, all is well
What we have here is a failure to communicate
Go ahead, make my day
I'll be back
Life was like a box of chocolates
Houston, we have a problem
If you build it, he will come
Shaken, not stirred (or Bond, James Bond)
May the force be with you
I coulda been a contender
Here's Johny...
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
Forrest, Forrest Bueller?
Play it again Sam (was it really said?) (or Here's looking at you kid)
You talking to me?
Greed... is good
You can't handle the truth

Others...

Play it again, Sam was only said by Woody Allen. The line from Casablanca was "you played it for her, you can play it for me."

Make him an offer he can't refuse
Rosebud
You're gonna need a bigger boat
I'm shocked, shocked. There's gambling in the back room!
It's Chinatown, Jake.

I use "what we have here is a failure to communicate" (with the obligatory southern accent) all the time. Mostly draws blank looks unless you are of a "certain age".

Showing my lowbrow nature, my other favorites generally draw from 70s / 80s comedies

- Zero point zero (Mr. Blutarzky)
- Convicted? Never convicted
- Morons, your bus is leaving
- I love this plan, I'm excited to be a part of it. (which my friends usually follow with "See you on the other side Ray")

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I use "what we have here is a failure to communicate" (with the obligatory southern accent) all the time. Mostly draws blank looks unless you are of a "certain age".

Showing my lowbrow nature, my other favorites generally draw from 70s / 80s comedies

- Zero point zero (Mr. Blutarzky)
- Convicted? Never convicted
- Morons, your bus is leaving
- I love this plan, I'm excited to be a part of it. (which my friends usually follow with "See you on the other side Ray")

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If you're gonna go w/ Blutarzky, you gotta include "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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"Germans? Forget it, he's rolling."

"Damm! We're in a tight spot! "

"Brother, Where art Thou"

It's Chinatown

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Play it again, Sam was only said by Woody Allen. The line from Casablanca was "you played it for her, you can play it for me."

Make him an offer he can't refuse
Rosebud
You're gonna need a bigger boat
I'm shocked, shocked. There's gambling in the back room!
It's Chinatown, Jake.

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Correction - "I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here".

"What is a yoot?"

There's no crying in baseball.

More beans, Mr. Taggert?
I'd say you boys have had enough.

Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

Mercy is for the weak.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
My precious.

Yes, I shot him, I killed him dead (Unforgiven)

As long as we are quoting Aninimal House, there is the infamous "Double Secret Probation."

Animal House (1/10) Movie CLIP - Double Secret Probation (1978) HD via @YouTube

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Speaking of knives...

Rules? In a knife fight?

(surely more good ones as well from "BC&SK")

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As long as we are quoting Aninimal House, there is the infamous "Double Secret Probation."

Animal House (1/10) Movie CLIP - Double Secret Probation (1978) HD via @YouTube

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LOL, I have threatened a NUMBER of students with the infamous "Double Secret Probation"!

A lot fo great lines. How could I forget Badges? Must have repeated that line over hundreds of time while referencing something else. Like: Permits? Permits? We don't need no stinking permits.

If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of my teeth

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A lot fo great lines. How could I forget Badges? Must have repeated that line over hundreds of time while refencing something else. Like Permits? Permits? We don't need no stinking permits.

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Exactly.

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Play it again, Sam was only said by Woody Allen. The line from Casablanca was "you played it for her, you can play it for me."

Make him an offer he can't refuse
Rosebud
You're gonna need a bigger boat
I'm shocked, shocked. There's gambling in the back room!
It's Chinatown, Jake.

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Correction - "I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here".

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Thanks for the correction.

I vant to be alone
author! author! from M*A*S*H

Yo Adrian
I know kung fu
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads
Two men enter, one man leaves
There can be only one
This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine...
I am McLovin!
Touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same ****in' ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Foot massages don't mean s**t.

Have a good time ... all the time.

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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Yo Adrian
I know kung fu
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads
Two men enter, one man leaves
There can be only one
This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine...
I am McLovin!
Touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same ****in' ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Foot massages don't mean s**t.

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How about:
Humphrey Bogart: "that's the stuff that dreams are made of". (Maltese Falcon)
Groucho Marx: "hold you closer? If I were holding you any closer I'd be in back of you."

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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So here's a good trivia question. Without googling when was the first time "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" was uttered on TV or in the movies? Not what you think.

Let me bring in some 90's nostalgia for you all.

Samsonite! I was way off.
Abba Zabba, you're my only friend.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****ing customers.
I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.
If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis.
Why don't you go home! Are you too good for your home?!
Is this not a perfectly good place to park my car?
What is that? Is that hair gel?
"I think I could be happy if I finally didn't want anything anymore." "Isn't that a sign of depression?"
Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You ****in' up the rotation
Schwing!
Garth, I think that's a haiku.
Alright, alright, alright.
That's what I love about high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.
What's in the box?
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
"Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?" "I don't listen to hip hop!"
The only good bug, is a dead bug!
"Nothing is ****ed here" "What!" "The *********plane has crashed into the mountain!"
I don't believe in tipping.

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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So here's a good trivia question. Without googling when was the first time "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" was uttered on TV or in the movies? Not what you think.

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High Sierra or another Humphry Bogart film.

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edg64 said:

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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So here's a good trivia question. Without googling when was the first time "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" was uttered on TV or in the movies? Not what you think.

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Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

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edg64 said:

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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So here's a good trivia question. Without googling when was the first time "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" was uttered on TV or in the movies? Not what you think.

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Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

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Good guess.

So if you're a movie fan you believe it's Treasure of the Sierra Madre from 1948.

But If you're a movie buff you believe that's a misquote and the actual time the exact quote was first used was Blazing Saddles in the 70s.

But if you're really hard core (and more than a bit of a nerd) you know that Mel Brooks was actually a fan of the Monkees TV show and the first time it was actually uttered on the screen (I said TV or movies) was by Mickey Dolenz in a 1967 episode in season 2.

Sadly I fall into that last group.

Gentlemen - There's no fighting in the War Room!

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edg64 said:

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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So here's a good trivia question. Without googling when was the first time "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" was uttered on TV or in the movies? Not what you think.

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Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

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Good guess.

So if you're a movie fan you believe it's Treasure of the Sierra Madre from 1948.

But If you're a movie buff you believe that's a misquote and the actual time the exact quote was first used was Blazing Saddles in the 70s.

But if you're really hard core (and more than a bit of a nerd) you know that Mel Brooks was actually a fan of the Monkees TV show and the first time it was actually uttered on the screen (I said TV or movies) was by Mickey Dolenz in a 1967 episode in season 2.

Sadly I fall into that last group.

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A little too much time on our hands, perhaps?

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Larno said:

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Sebastabear said:

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edg64 said:

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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So here's a good trivia question. Without googling when was the first time "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" was uttered on TV or in the movies? Not what you think.

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Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

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Good guess.

So if you're a movie fan you believe it's Treasure of the Sierra Madre from 1948.

But If you're a movie buff you believe that's a misquote and the actual time the exact quote was first used was Blazing Saddles in the 70s.

But if you're really hard core (and more than a bit of a nerd) you know that Mel Brooks was actually a fan of the Monkees TV show and the first time it was actually uttered on the screen (I said TV or movies) was by Mickey Dolenz in a 1967 episode in season 2.

Sadly I fall into that last group.

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A little too much time on our hands, perhaps?

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You think?

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Larno said:

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Sebastabear said:

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GivemTheAxe said:

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edg64 said:

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Badges? Badges!! I don't have to show no Stinkin Badges

Do you think sex is dirty? I guess it is if you do it right

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Slight correction: "I don't have to show you no stinking badges"

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So here's a good trivia question. Without googling when was the first time "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" was uttered on TV or in the movies? Not what you think.

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Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

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Good guess.

So if you're a movie fan you believe it's Treasure of the Sierra Madre from 1948.

But If you're a movie buff you believe that's a misquote and the actual time the exact quote was first used was Blazing Saddles in the 70s.

But if you're really hard core (and more than a bit of a nerd) you know that Mel Brooks was actually a fan of the Monkees TV show and the first time it was actually uttered on the screen (I said TV or movies) was by Mickey Dolenz in a 1967 episode in season 2.

Sadly I fall into that last group.

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Impressed and disturbed you know all that.