monster ajay mitchell

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6'4" 180 lbs point guard ajay mitchell wuz the all big west PLAYER OF THE YEAR this season at uc santa barbara, he got 2 years of remaining eligibility

when working for the donut boy of tuscon, joe pasternack wuz responsible for the oakland soldiers relationships & also international recruiting...ajay is from sainte marie namur high school in belgium

the bears gotta solid young foundation in 1st year players bouncy forward grant newell, raw but high upside rim protector nd okafor & 3 years remaining eligibility smooth 6'7" sharpshooter jalen celestine

laten we naar de beste openbare universiteit ter wereld gaan als een monster

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hoop dreams amigo, coach martin did a lotta things that are not comprehended by casual uninformed fans like ursine & civil bears but more importantly also not by the self serving clueless as **** con artist, consider:

final four talent: your 100% correct, if silent commitment caleb swanigan's guardian roosevelt barnes had signed his letter of intent, we had potential big dance national championship talent with a starting line up of caleb at the 5, young ivee at the 4, jaylen at the 3, the bird at the 2 & t-wall at the 1 with j-mat as a scoring machine 6th man and kam & the king sharing back up post duty minutes

returning talent: if his oldest son 3.67 gpa joshua had been cleared by berkeley admissions off the wait list, the bears team the following year had a public commitment from jemarl baker who flipped to kentucky & a silent commitment from frenchman olivier sarr who flipped to wake forest & later kentucky along with leading for mcconald's all american jordan brown plus the porter fam deal with the nation's #1 ranked prospect would've continued the elite talent level in berkeley

recruiting: coach martin wuz the most effective head coach recruiter in the history of cal basketball (and football), he was tireless in approaching the top high schoolers in the nation in selling berkeley's reputation as the #1 ranked public university in the world, he understood the value of academics & moms trusted him as a black father figure/mentor with their sons...cuonzo loved these young men & treated them with respect while instilling in them an expectation of physical intensity

recruiting angles/energy: coach martin understood how building trusting relationships & being visible 100% of the time on the summertime aau circuit wuz critical to targeting mcdonalds all americans...like coach montgomery he gave cal's monster class full access to his staff as a recruiting/gameday energy facilitator that could successfully attack opposing coaches like criminal dana altman, the corrupt donut boy of tuscon & ucla's rapist enabler steve alford

staff: cuonzo's 1st target upon accepting the cal position wuz offering the lone open assistant coach position to bishop o'dowd's lou richie who appreciated the offer but tole me he couldn't accept because of conflict of issues with ivan as his player, this wuz pure mastery by coach who then pivoted to hire recruiting dynamo (and dumb azz) yanni...and yeah the porter fam deal would've sent seismic shockwaves thru the collegiate basketball recruiting world for those who thought the ivan & jaylen diamonds are forever class wuz a fluke one off deal, nope biz as usual in berkeley

staff recruiting energy: coach martin surrounded himself with likable mostly young guys that recruited 24/7/365 that could build meaningful relationships with young black men & their families/coaches...the current staff at 200+ years is the oldest college basketball staff in the nation, that's something that's lost on the beacon of truth & the dumb as **** con artist

s&c: look at the nba bodies of the bird, t-wall & j mat, s&c coach nicodemus christopher wuz the greatest s&c coach in the history of cal athletics, he got guys nba right & unlike the current football s&c program listened to shocky & incorporated yoga as part of the development process to ensure bend, flexibility & quick twitch movements...nico & his curvy brunette yoga female wife fallon currently live in denver (my daughter shay is a 1st year at denver law) & he's successfully training nba players...the current bb players (kinda like last season's cal's monster offensive line) move like granite statues on valium

study center: coach martin fully embraced the hard working professionals/educational mentors at the study center & this respect wuz reciprocated which is important for working together on academic silver bullet prospects with berkeley admissions

nutrition & sleep: this wuz a big deal to cuonzo & shocky, guys playing video games late at nite at 4th gen bear's bb house while eating doritos wuz a problem that wuz being addressed, the monster wuz a big proponent of turning off all internet services after 11:00 pm

selling tixs: coach martin embraced this important aspect of serving as a head coach...the 1st time the monster spoke to cuonzo & tracy webster they asked me what do we have to do to get more fans into haas?...tole them we needed an asian walk on so tracy & me put together a list of high gpa bay area asian ballers & this resulted in future son in law brendan glapion...shocky also tole them we need to connect with students that didn't already go to games, this resulted in cuozno speaking at dorms & the greek system along with shooting hoops with players & students at sproul plaza during the lunch hours on game weeks, can you even imagine the current head coach doing that?...bottom line, we averaged nearly 11,000 fans (many of whom had no affiliation with the university of california, warriors tixs are financially beyond the means of most bay area basketball fans)

students: coach shared my strongly held belief that berkeley students (and bay area high schoolers) should be offered free admission to every game just by showing a student id card at the gate...the thoroughly unqualified markeisha everett's beyond breaking bad plan to move the students to behind the basket would've never gained any traction...let's be honest, mark fox & the con artist just don't care in building a future base of season tix fans/donors like eastcoastcal as long as their $1,900,000+ & $1,300,000+ salary weekly deposits show up on their bank statements every friday

nil: cuonzo would've raised millions from donors including shocky with his passionate requests for 100% buy in to support our top 20 program & yeah the cal's monster class as the most read thread in the history of college basketball fan message boards with 5,000,000+ views would be leading this charge

practice facility: this would've been already built, a modest men's & basketball facility in the haas parking lot with then doug goldman's lead $10,000,000 donation...done, team would be practicing in it today...instead bishop o'dowd just opened a $40,000,000 basketball/performance arts facility while the con artist is showing disinterested donors his time share architectural renderings of his $125,000,000+ (with change orders) quidditch facility that's never gonna get built

housing: with coach martin leading the charge, more donors would be supporting the benevolent 4th gen bear's heroic housing purchases for la casas poquito which are absolutely cute as **** and only a block or two away from haas

cal's monster class: my streak of 150+ home & away basketball games would still be intact, there's zero chance cuonzo would've allowed this energy to be censored/terminated...eric mcdonough could've been part of the inclusive berekely party that welcomed everybody but he would not have been the sole replacement on the program's destructive path to apathy

stormin' the floor: coach martin tole me multiple times he 100% loved the fan celebrations at the center of the universe, midcourt at haas (he did caution me to direct traffic to ensure we never got near the vanquished team's bench & players as they departed the court to avoid conflict/disrespect/pac 12 failure to control the crowd fines)

academics: remember taylor & me speaking with cuonzo along with steve & nick kerr prior to the year end team banquet in a quiet area, he wuz sincerely more proud of the 1000 apr than anything that happened on the basketball court...his players academic dreams & successes were cherished as he considered these young men as part of his & roberta's extended family



the magic of cal basketball (what's ur palace?)#
philbert, cuonzo & roberta martin are currently living outside of orlando in an upscale community & very focused on the lives of their 2 sons chase (missouri) & joshua (purdue)...coach is a cancer survivor & knows our time on planet earth is limited so returning to coaching would require a pretty special situation...at age 51 martin is probably too old for the relentless 24/7/365 high school/portal recruiting & nil/practice facility fundraising that will be necessary for the california golden bears to become a nationally ranked team again...if would make sense for shareef on behalf of the con artist to reach out & gauge any potential interest

so let's examine the other names on connor's made up list, ok?

tim miles: 56 years old retread white guy (90%+ of all p5 men's basketball players are black, jaylen brown tole me he tried to explain the importance of a black father figure/mentor to the con artist at a football game but that knowlton didn't understand what he wuz saying) with zero connections to berkeley...hard pass not even worth an interview

kyle smith: very good coach & savvy recruiter but he's also a 53 year old white guy in the midst of a 6 year contract with washington state that pays $1,500,000+ a year in inexpensive pullman...smith got bay area connections so it's worth a phone call to see if he's interested in the position

travis decuire: a successful recruiter/player's coach who covered up hall of famer mike montgomery's weaknesses in both of these areas...but now he's 52 years old, should be interviewed by this coaching search advisors...100% an outstanding human being who cares about his student athletes, moms trust him

herb sendek: nice guy, terrible recruiter who's 60 years old...basically the non azzhole version of mark fox...hard pass not even worth an interview

shantay legans: 41 year old former bear who has been very successful at the mid major level, should be interviewed in person to hear his gameplan

larry krystkowiak: another 58 year old white guy who is a disciplinarian & outdated for today's modern college basketball, sorry monty

stan johnson: 43 years old born in west africa, no berkeley connections but should be interviewed

russ turner: 62 years old white guy who is also a total azzhole, he's as unlikeable as fox

mike magpayo: 43 years old who can recruit high gpa uc level student athletes that got a track record of developing talent to higher levels...should be interviewed

but the reality is that joe pasternack is unequivocally the best person to become the next head basketball coach at the university of california, berkeley for all the reasons stated by 4th gen bears...when we spoke on the phone back in the day (he got my # from his brother in law roxy bernstein) joe discussed his plans for assembling an aggressive recruiting staff including former golden bears, the specifics of successfully fundraising for the basketball facility (which is different than the con artist's $125,000,000+ quidditch facility which is never gonna get built) & his ability to develop basketball talent which includes shooting mechanics

pasternack is 45 years old and absolutely loved by his players, we would be a player's program

reality is that with the current talent level in berkeley & no returning true point guard with haas b-school grad joel brown now in the portal, we could hire steve kerr as our next head coach & still lose 20+ games each of the next 2 seasons...the potential addition of ajay mitchell (who would bring a justin cobbs level of pg play to berkeley with uc santa barbara level academics) could give us the opportunity to be in the big dance in 2 years from now

cal is a dream job for joe in returning to his wife's home/his early career position as a bears assistant coach, there is no other candidate other than shantay who would not leave for millions if we are once again a nationally ranked feared powerhouse with a sold out haas with fans stormin' the floor after epic victories

philbert, this really isn't that complicated
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the #13 point guard ajay mitchell got the size & quickness along with a high basketball iq, kinda reminds me of a more lengthy left handed justin cobbs with his feels for the game (tho not as good a perimeter shooter as jc), to impose his will & also engage/distribute/facilitate his teammates



not gonna lie, the monster misses the epic showdowns with the donut boy of tuscon back when haas wuz packed with crazy azz energy & stormin' the floor wuz all just part of the magic of cal basketball...pretty sure laura agrees with me about them ice in his veins rainbows from heaven unlike her dumb azz husband david who thinks the meadow club is a strip club or something

28 points, 7 assists, 2 steals & 3 turnovers tonite for the 26-7 gauchos, ajay is the kinda guy u wanna play with on the floor, he makes everybody better in the spirit of #5 j kidd...yeah mitchell is shocky''s favorite belgium

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geef ajay de bal en je krijgt actie#

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Plus AJ can make free throws.
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    12:17 PM - 1 day ago#1Per hugely reliable sources, Rothstein and Goodman, Cal has parted ways with Mark Fox unsurprisingly after a historically awful 3-29 season and a bad four year run with him. The Cal boards are filled with talk about the next coach with JP prominently mentioned. Let's hope our Gauchos have the financial resources and other attributes to ward off any chance of losing JP .QuoteLikeDislikeSharesbhiho, jdgaucho, What The Chuck, ednsb like this postjdgaucho2,9377633M.A.M.S.N.A.D.E.D. Loco
      12:48 PM - 1 day ago#2UCSB has not had a men's basketball head coach hired away in my lifetime (we did see Lindsay Gottlieb on the women's side get poached after three years - by Cal. An assistant coach on her staff at that time? Kelly Barsky). I have a feeling Barsky is determined not to have Cal burn us again and will do everything possible to retain him. Hope Chancellor Yang is willing to help.All we can do is wait. Working in our favor is stability, location and capable leadership. And, their AD is a buffoon who nobody believes will get the hire right
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oskidunker said:

Plus AJ can make free throws.
one of the key metrics of winning close games is a point guard who can knock down end of the game free throws with ice in their veins, ajay is a lethal 81.5% on free throws this season
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2023 california golden bears recruiting update:

ryan silver is the head coach of the west coast elite aau team (sponsored by under armor), both of the current cal commits shooting guard 6'6" rodney brown & post 6'11" devin curtis play for ryan

connecting the monster dots (relationships matter)#
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yeah walking 18 at the valley club of montecito & then dinner on the pier at brophy brothers is a pretty special day

did andre kelly ever smile that broadly during jim & mark's most excellent adventure?

go gauchos#
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So do you think Pasternak will be hired? Too logical to happen, in my opinion.
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Will Pasternack's kids get guaranteed admission?
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Bobodeluxe said:

Will Pasternack's kids get guaranteed admission?
bobo, u would have to ask quinn tedford how that deal works
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So do you think Pasternak will be hired? Too logical to happen, in my opinion.
chancellor christ has lost confidence in the con artist & the termination process has begun with the investigation re: knowlton & jennifer simon-o'neil's involvement with the mckeever cover up which is also happening at a time when donors are turning against the athletic director, he's almost got no choice but to finally listen to people like gates & shareef who are more knowledgeable than him & hire pasternak
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This. It is such a gosh darn no Brainer so of course jumbo will screw it up. This is NOT like wishing for some pie in the sky guy like Mark few. It is not a flyer like hiring the Yale coach. You got a guy who checks off nearly every box. So of course Jimmy will butcher it and hire miles
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the gauchos averaged an uptempo (but not fast) 72.2 points per game this season which can be contrasted to the bears snail ball of 58.3 points per game...reality is that mcdonalds all americans got zero interest in playing a style of play that won't develop them for the nba & multi million dollar contracts (and unlimited chocolate mcflurries forevah)

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cal's monster resurrection incoming
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Maybe JK was salty with GMP because he knows his time is short? I really hope so.
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my guy announcer roxy bernstein with the call 60 seconds into the game "ajay mitchell had a monster game last night"

wheels in motion on state street#
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the cal comparison player for ajay mitchell is not as previously stated justin cobbs (who is much shorter & an elite perimeter shooter) but actually tryone wallace who wuz a 2nd round nba draft choice of the utah jazz



similarities: both ajay & t-wall can ruthlessly break down defenders with unstoppable drives to the bucket using either hand...both guys defend much smaller point guards with length that disrupts passing lanes...neither one is an elite 3 pointer or possesses textbook shooting mechanics...both ballers got ice in their veins at the end of games, the moment is never too big for them...both got good hair

differences: ajay is less selfish than t-wall, he's less interested in building his nba resume than winning basketball games...t-wall is a slightly more athletic physical specimen with better defined muscle & a higher vertical jump along with being a more active rebounder (part of that could be scheme)...ajay is money on free throws right now, t-wall developed this skill during his time in berkeley

congrats to joe pasternack on leading thru his fiery personality & close team chemistry his 27-7 gauchos to the 2023 big dance



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Ajay was an absolute stud in the 2nd half. Would love to see him and Pasternack with the Bears next year.
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ajay & joe hugging it out

cal's monster class#
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ajay & joe hugging it out

cal's monster class#
Great to see such closeness/positive emotions among player and coach. Thanks for posting!
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4th gen bear=the unsung facilitator/landlord for the california golden bears basketball team & football offensive skills speed talent's life mentor

so which of ur tenants is faster, jaydn ott or sam jackson v?
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eastcoastcal said:

cal's monster resurrection incoming
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4th gen bear=the unsung facilitator/landlord for the california golden bears basketball team & football offensive skills speed talent's life mentor

so which of ur tenants is faster, jaydn ott or sam jackson v?
Guys say Sam by a nose - but Jaydn would disagree: )
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this isn't ur grandfather's football team in berkeley

speed kills in 2023 (let's ******* go)#
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too bad andre kelly is outta eligibility, he would've been a fun bounceback to berkeley
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randy bennett is a bitter 60 year old arrogant white guy that is not only a ncaa sanctioned cheater but also a very good gameday coach/developer of talent & a complete azzhole that could never raise the nil & practice facility funds in berkeley

bennett's winning formula won't work across the caldecott tunnel, the bears need a player's coach that can build relationships with black student athletes & their families but also our beloved jewish whale donors to raise the nil/practice facility funding necessary for a return to the cal's monster class era of mcdonald all americans roaming the floor of haas in front of almost 11,000 sold out crazy azz energy fans in epic battles against nationally ranked teams

bobby knight>>>>>>>>>>>randy bennett>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mark fox
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roxy is the dad of the year, gotta love them daddy daughter dates

in berkeley we trust (for sparkly fashionista shoes)#
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Shocky1 said:

too bad andre kelly is outta eligibility, he would've been a fun bounceback to berkeley
also too bad former cal's monster class recruit miles norris is outta eligibility, he signed out of high school with criminal dana altman then transferred & played for my guy coach justin labagh (the winningest coach in the history of college basketball at 85% victories & multiple california state championships) at san francisco city college before making the move south to play for pasternack in santa barbara
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the joe pasternak era of relentless monster intensity surrounding the cal basketball program is in its final countdown stages

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the ides of march (let's ******* go)#

not everybody in the world gonna love joe pasternack (or shlocky for that matter) but there's no denying he got the monster energy/passion to pursue the magic of cal basketball

stormin' the floor, the locker room, memorial stadium field, the 18th green at torrey pines, room #3 at modern yoga, etc. is a conscious life decision for those of us who know our time on planet earth is limited & therefore wanna celebrate every ******* chance we get

let's ******* go, let's do this baby

yeah even dumb azz snoopy is a big azz fan of joe pasternack

r u truly alive (or what?)
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the joe pasternak era of relentless monster intensity surrounding the cal basketball program is in its final countdown stages

https://instagr.am/p/CpVTuvqvp-e
the ides of march (let's ******* go)#

not everybody in the world gonna love joe pasternack (or shlocky for that matter) but there's no denying he got the monster energy/passion to pursue the magic of cal basketball

stormin' the floor, the locker room, memorial stadium field, the 18th green at torrey pines, room #3 at modern yoga, etc. is a conscious life decision for those of us who know our time on planet earth is limited & therefore wanna celebrate every ******* chance we get

let's ******* go, let's do this baby

yeah even dumb azz snoopy is a big azz fan of joe pasternack

r u truly alive (or what?)
Would you assume the announcement will be delayed until after Fridays game? I heard U csb has been getting together a new proposal to get Pasternak to stay .
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dunker, ucsb can (and will) put forward their best offer but joe kinda values his marriage to his wife lindsay more than living in a condo by the sandpiper golf course in santa barbara all by himself, she has already mentally moved back to the bay

but there is a great list of potential candidates on the front page here which rivals connor's made up list in terms of scintillating reading if your war & peace got returned to the library or something
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what up ajay?

good luck this friday against baylor during crazy azz march madness, u gotta bring the monster energy like doms

yeah berkeley is a forever skool, next season playing against arizona's mcdonald's all american point guard is gonna better prepare u for the nba than cal poly's 5'9" white dude with a 3.95 gpa in agriculture engineering & a 29 inch vertical jump at morro bay's open gym

this is true, just ask lil baby, ok?

wusstest du, dass du wie ich ein mischlingshund bist?



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Rising from the ashes what rough beast, it's hour come round at last slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?
 
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