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9:29p, 4/4/24
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as the former director of gameday energy/attendance & recruiting during the cal's monster class era shocky used to talk/text/email/chat in person on every gameday with assistant coach yanni hufnagel (ivy league grad) once a week...after cal huff worked for musselman at nevada for a year during which he got to live rent free on the 10th floor of a reno casino owned by a wolfpack mega donor with free room service & laundry services

so wut's musselman's secret sauce for his successful recruiting?

https://instagr.am/p/C1f3kxvONij
eric's wife danyelle (former espn anchor) meets with prospects moms on their official visits & basically tells them "hey my husband is kinda crazy but he's a fantastic basketball coach and will develop your son to get him paid in the nba...as for everything else i will serve as a 2nd mother to your son to make sure he's safe & making good choices...here's my cell number, you can reach out to me at any time any day of the year if there's any updates or something your concerned about, i will be there for you"

yanni also tole me that after a brutal late season loss due to a couple of missed throws that musselman started yelling at the assistant coaches in the locker room & tole them he wanted all the players practicing free throws the next morning at the crack of dawn for hours...huff told the muscle man that it wuz the week for midterms or something and that guys had tests, classes, papers to write, etc...musselman tole the staff that he didn't give a **** about any bull**** school stuff & that they'd better get all the guys together the next morning or start looking for new jobs

fight on in south central (without any academic ambition)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:10p, 4/4/24

After following Connor Vanover's college career, I'd have to say that Coach Musselman could take some tips on player development from the "esteemed" Wyking Jones.

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . Fight on!
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4:59a, 4/5/24
uc san diego grad transfer bryce pope is gonna official visit maryland april 15th-16th & then trip to stanford
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:18p, 4/5/24
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coach madsen is utilizing his nba connections to actively recruit 6'7" 190 lbs stanford portal transfer andrej stojakovic from nearby carmichael (short drive on gamedays for the fam to haas pavilion)


andrej wuz a mcdonalds all american as a senior at the academically rigorous jesuit high school & averaged 7.8 ppg as a true freshman with a advanced court awareness & fluid ball movement...his dad peja wuz a 3 time nba all star so nil dollars won't be a key issue for the affluent family in this recruitment as much as nba skills development, a clear pathway to a starting position at the wing & earning a world class education...the california golden bears basketball program checks all those boxes

https://instagr.am/p/Cnz97I2yFU0
as a stanford transfer, berkeley admissions will not be a problem, andrej is not a dumb azz

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including greece & serbia)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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6:15p, 4/5/24
point of clarification: as someone who has attended 2 cal basketball games during the last 7 years shocky does not consider himself a "basketball insider" like 4th gen bear
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3:18p, 4/6/24
two sport star?

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10:27a, 4/10/24
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OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM THE CAL ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT:
after a 7 week delay & this week's monster threats of relentless legal action against her personally, the following response wuz just received from delaney heller:

"Bill, this is follow up response to your PRA request. The answer to your question is yes, the athletic department received a $15M loan from the central campus in FY23."

We now consider this request closed."

in summary, this means the athletic department covertly borrowed from the central campus $11,000,000 in fy22 and $15,000,000 in fy 23 for a total of $26,000,000 during the last 2 fiscal years instead of balancing the budget via reducing bureaucratic overhead and cutting sport teams


cal's monster class haas biz school public service tutorial on how to read a financial statement (how jim knowlton is playing the con game):

1st of all open on a separate screen or print out the following statement of revenues and expenses for the intercollegiate department of athletics for the fiscal year ended june 30, 2023, ok?
https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/sidearm.nextgen.sites/calberk.sidearmsports.com/documents/2024/1/25/FY23_UCB_Athletics_SRE_Website_Copy.pdf

notice under "Operating Revenues" that there is a line for "Direct Institutional Support" in the amount of $36,652,879

this $36,652,879 includes the $15,000,000 covert loan from the central campus that wuz discovered thru my relentless public information requests & follow ups

then notice footnote #1 on the bottom of the statement, "Direct Institutional Support" figure includes non-recurring loan."

this is where the con game with a fraudulent financial statement is being played, this is 100% a recurring loan as evidenced by the $11,000,000 loan in fiscal year 2022 from the central campus, got it?

and make no mistake about it the athletic department right now is most assuredly planning for another loan from the central campus for fiscal year 2024 instead of cutting costs by reducing the bureaucrat bloat & # of financially unsustainable sport teams

with the recent pac 2 settlement costing cal $6,500,000 & also future acc media rights revenues reduced by 70% (which the clueless as **** markeisha has referenced "as a donation back to our acc partners" the 2024 debt number could be $25,000,000+ for the upcoming fiscal year

there is ZERO chance that the athletic department will ever have the future revenues to repay these loans which means the department is heading towards a financial tsunami

dumb azzs will assume that since the federal government can operate in a gazillion dollar debt mode that the cal athletic department can also operate its finances in a similar manner...but guess wut?...the cal athletic department can't print money like the feds

any questions?

the art of the con (is bankrupting the cal athletic department)#

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TODAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE GREATEST DAYS IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFONIA, BERKELEY

it's gonna take the innovative passion, brainpower & common sense of haas biz ad grads to save this GREAT university!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM SHAZBOOM
VAROOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM
KABOOM RABOOM VAROOM KAZOOM ZAZOOM BABOOM

fun facts: the basketball practice facility now might be actually get built & FREE tixs for students at haas pavilion on gamedays

this **** is getting live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
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8:11p, 4/10/24
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foxy, shocky & his fellow haas biz ad grad brah hoop dreams met with coach madsen in the north tunnel at a football game last fall while the bears got amped up for running out on the field at memorial stadium

we emphasized to mark the importance of an asian scholly or walk on player to energize the fan base & spike attendance among both alums & students along with the need for FREE tixs for all students (which will now happen with our new chancellor)...madsen agreed with us & mentioned that an asian prospect did not emerge during walk-on tryouts but that he came very close to signing the guy from usf

with a clear path to a starting opportunity, cal will be a much more attractive option this time around for mike

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including mongolia)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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1:36p, 4/15/24

monster hoops addition#
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6:40p, 4/15/24
rodney brown jr's dad is transferring to virginia tech

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8:56a, 4/16/24
portal transfer update: bay area native/oregon state point guard jordan pope is a heavy lean to texas
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9:55p, 4/16/24
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Need him and Stojakovic like Shocky needs valium
buffalo & foxy, valium is NOT the solution, a yoga/meditation practice is 100 times more effective plus them curvy brunette yoga females go to modern yoga too!

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aidan & his parents (berkeley grad) are not dumb azzs, it would've been a dumb decision to pick cal during the mark fox enabled by jim knowlton era of cal basketball...his other finalists included stanford & princeton

https://instagr.am/p/C52ICacxN0o
now with coach madsen's contagious enthusiasm in rebuilding the bears roster with high character true student athletes it makes a lotta sense to start at point guard in the acc (who wants to play conference games against pacific & portland in the wcc?) against duke & north carolina while earning a degree worth millions from the #1 ranked public university in the world

a potentially significant factor in this caldecott tunnel recruitment is that mahaney comes from an affluent lafayette family (graduated from campolindo high school) that understands the generational wealth building opportunity that comes with cal, stanford & ivy league degrees and therefore nil dollars might not be as important...this is also the case with andrej stojakovic (dad deja a 3 time nba all star) who is officially visiting cal this week, his parents are more interested in nba development coupled with a world class education worth millions over a lifetime than a nil payment for rent & car payments...the short family drives on gamedays to haas pavilion are a big pluses for the mahaney & stojakovic families too

https://instagr.am/p/CvswV5GSZHb
cal's monster class (luvs yoga)#



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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10:54p, 4/18/24
BREAKING NEWS FLASH

It's been reported by several BI's who attended the season end WBB banquet that the soul of Cal basketball, Ugonne (Michelle) Onyiah is returning for her 5th season!



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9:33a, 4/19/24
Mark Fox is joining the staff at Kentucky. Wow.
Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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6:46p, 4/19/24
Bang!



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In reply to Econ141 • 8:45p, 4/19/24
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Mark Fox is joining the staff at Kentucky. Wow.

I can't seem to remember who that person is...
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:17p, 4/27/24
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Shocky1 said:
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coach madsen is utilizing his nba connections to actively recruit 6'7" 190 lbs stanford portal transfer andrej stojakovic from nearby carmichael (short drive on gamedays for the fam to haas pavilion)


andrej wuz a mcdonalds all american as a senior at the academically rigorous jesuit high school & averaged 7.8 ppg as a true freshman with a advanced court awareness & fluid ball movement...his dad peja wuz a 3 time nba all star so nil dollars won't be as critical an issue for the affluent family in this recruitment as much as nba skills development, a clear pathway to a starting position at the wing & earning a world class education...the california golden bears basketball program checks all those boxes

https://instagr.am/p/Cnz97I2yFU0
as a stanford transfer, berkeley admissions will not be a problem, andrej is not a dumb azz

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including greece & serbia)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
KABOOM

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micky d all americans are the keys to building a national program (thx randy)#
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elite st marys transfer portal point guard aidan mahaney from caldecott tunnel high school commits to uconn
See! You guys neutered him already. This is no fun. How that should have read was:

Dumbazz campo kid with wild delusions of playing in the nba chooses to play for psycho egomaniac coach in the middle of nowhere. Rather than getting a degree from the greatest university in the planet, he will end up washing windows at ESPN headquarters.

ducky, ok ur rite (shocky will try to do better in the future), let's try this again:

white azz kid with quick twitch reflexes that can't dance but got a good gpa/non crooked azz shooting upside that's lived at home the first 20 years of his life now wanna live further afar all the way away across the united states of america in bum**** freezing azz connecticut before he's delivering uber eats for mystic pizza (the #1 ranked pizzeria in new england) in a broken down beat to **** azz grand torino (the nil money is all gone, he never had the +1 athleticism to get PAID in the nba & a storrs degree is virtually worthless on the west coast) when he's 30 years old

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In reply to Econ141 • 9:38a, 4/30/24
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Mark Fox is joining the staff at Kentucky. Wow.
yep..
https://ukathletics.com/news/2024/04/24/mark-fox-tabbed-to-kentucky-mens-basketball-coaching-staff
> Fox most recently served as the Director of Student-Athlete Relations and NIL Partnerships at Georgetown University in 2023-24. Prior to that stint, Fox has been a head coach at Nevada, Georgia and California.
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10:52a, 5/2/24

mcdonalds all american#
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11:48a, 5/2/24
1000!
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9:43p, 5/4/24


don't be a dumb azz#
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5:37p, 5/5/24

cal's monster class#
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10:08a, 5/7/24


Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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7:23a, 5/10/24
^ serigne will be the greatest double sport athlete in the history of the ncca despite not playing high school basketball
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7:24a, 5/10/24
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a sr exec of a nba organization (client of mine) is advising that their scouting dept has been told that bronny james jr will be leaving his name in the 2024 nba draft

sorry oski
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7:04a, 5/11/24

grant newell & his little league dad r transferring to north texas, walking away from a berkeley degree is clearly the right move for the future nba baller (tho he wuz the worst defender in the pac 12 in 2023) in their quest to build generational wealth

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50 year decision (loading boxes at the buc-ee's in denton at age 30)#
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hoop dreams & the monster visited with coach madsen in the tunnel during the football team's pregame crazy azz celebration/cannon blast run out to the field, mark yelled at his wife hannah to make sure she got their small kids outta the way to make sure they didn't get trampled in the insane hyped up atmosphere led by a wild eyed jaydn ott holding the boom box over his head while dancing/saying bad words!

asked mark about an asian walk on for the upcoming season, there wuz 2 ballers that stood out at the open tryouts for walk ons...coach gave us details re: recruitment of mike sharavjamts who ultimately signed with them university of san francisco dons

we also discussed the importance of building a sold out hostile homeport venue & building a pipeline of future season tix holders/donors by offering all students tixs to every game at our haas

mark is 100% supportive of offering FREE tixs to all student at every home game at haas & tole us that he's working on that

unless mad dog pushes this hard there's zero chance this actually gonna happen with our absentee athletic director who is more worried about food service in the esp sections & his marketing director markeisha everrett who is an absolutely worthless bureaucrat who actually tole me before the game that she thinks students should be able to afford the $125 season pass (they can't), that she's happy with the tixs sold/attendance numbers for football & basketball & that she will not consider any free students tixs as a future investment for cal's revenue sports

speaking to markeisha everett is kinda like talking to the dumbest person you've ever met in your life except that she's also arrogant...she will no doubt place the race card for her employment but the reality is that she's 100% unqualified to sell tixs/build the brand for any sport in berkeley

lastly asked everett that with the potential $40,000,000+ annual financial shortfall in the athletic department will she consider reducing the size of her bloated 11 person communications dept (which is kinda ironic since the con artist refuses all interview requests) & she tole me "absolutely not, we have 30 teams that need coverage"
foxy, thx for sharing, mark's recruitment of mike sharavjamts is potentially a game changer in building the cal basketball program's season tix holder fanbase along with engaging berkeley students while adding a talented combo threat to the line up

https://instagr.am/p/C4CKBW0Jidp
cal's monster class (circa 2024)#
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11:05p, 5/15/24
get excited about Sissoko who will thrive in Madsen's pick n roll offense



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8:50a, 5/20/24

the truth is that the valkyries EPIC tix sales speaks volume to the bay area/nor cal remarkable passion for basketball at a time that golden state warrior tixs are only affordable to the very affluent


the fact that cal men's & women's basketball attendance is ABYSMAL (which then creates fatal pipeline NIL fundraising) speaks to the 100% marketing failures (most notably not offering FREE tixs to all students) of the obstinate & non innovative markeisha everett who wuz hired by general james knowlton


hire worthless bureaucrats & u get an empty haas, got it?

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10:26a, 5/24/24


the highly ethical athletic learning center led by dr derek van rheenen is not doing any coursework for students, they are tirelessly tutoring hard working students in their quests to earn berkeley degrees

https://instagr.am/p/BZRTvlagD9_
jaylen brown had a 2.86 gpa at wheeler high school in marietta back in the day, by his own admission he wuz raised by a single moms without a strong father figure & didn't apply himself...but then the light switch turned on at berkeley, he wanted to build his brand as an intellectual (which wuz a key factor in his collegiate decision) & got a 3.5 gpa including upper division course work during his year at cal

https://instagr.am/p/Bab4_3kgIyo
the monster's point is that if a sub 3.0 gpa high schooler thinks they can do the same **** without improving their study habits at berkeley then that is a dumb decision that will ultimately end in a **** situation

academic success or failure in berkeley depends upon the individual's work ethic & motivations (or lack thereof)

the ball is in the student athlete's court, do u wanna do the work or not?...if not, a big 12 truck stop academic skool that artificially keeps its disposable gladiators eligible at all costs might make sense until ur handing out towels/moving boxes at age 30

be like jaylen, got it?

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9:48p, 5/25/24

nba development with coach madsen#
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10:32a, 5/27/24
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some berkeley grads r crazy as **** & bad drivers (reality is overrated, doms need a legoland driving school license or something)#
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