bearister said:
Goodman lost 200 lbs.
Please tell his tailor to tighten up those pant legs.
Unless he has cankles.
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Please tell his tailor to tighten up those pant legs.
Unless he has cankles.
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bearister said:
Goodman lost 200 lbs.
Yeah, maybe that's why this is the first mention of him on this thread. (Sorry, concordtom, if it is a violation to bring up somebody who hasn't croaked yet... i remember reading your "The Obituary Thread; Some Guidelines" tome. Hard to keep track of it all... but I appreciate you!)
Hard to keep track of all these "B" celebrities and their current weights.
RIP Rick Derringer.
Aside from his own career, he was instrumental in making Weird Al Yankovic a star, having produced his first 6 albums, and we're all better off for that.
Aside from his own career, he was instrumental in making Weird Al Yankovic a star, having produced his first 6 albums, and we're all better off for that.
I think I saw him play this at a Day on the Green in 1974. He wasn't in the line up. I think Graham stuck him on stage for a one and done.
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John Tyler, the 10th president of the United States, was born in 1790 and served as president from 1841 to 1845.
His last living grandson died over the weekend.
https://www.richmonder.org/harrison-ruffin-tyler-grandson-of-10th-u-s-president-and-longtime-richmonder-dies-at-96/
His last living grandson died over the weekend.
https://www.richmonder.org/harrison-ruffin-tyler-grandson-of-10th-u-s-president-and-longtime-richmonder-dies-at-96/
Chucky we hardly knew ye
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All your violations are stacking up.
One day… one day, you'll get what you've got coming to you!!!
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bearister said:
Chucky we hardly knew ye
Jon Gruden died?!? Not seeing this anywhere else...
Big C said:bearister said:
Chucky we hardly knew ye
Jon Gruden died?!? Not seeing this anywhere else...
Ed Gale, you moron!
I'm going to have to change the title of this thread to "The Official Bearister Guessing Game thread"
concordtom said:Big C said:bearister said:
Chucky we hardly knew ye
Jon Gruden died?!? Not seeing this anywhere else...
Ed Gale, you moron!
I'm going to have to change the title of this thread to "The Official Bearister Guessing Game thread"
Yeah, I googled it before posting, so kidding. Never heard of Ed Gale, though.
BTW CT, next time -- and there will be a next time -- I would prefer you employ a different term for me than "moron". Dumb f***s like me tend to be thin-skinned... and we can't help what we were born with.
Trump is short one Capo.
…..actually two if you factor in Rudy has a boiled onion for a brain.
Do the Work! Don't be a slacker, concordtom.
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I assumed that when I called YOU a moron you'd know it was a term of affection.
OMG
I'm first?
(87)
I'm first?
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R.I.P. to the 2nd Best Hot Lips Houlihan from the 2nd Best production of MASH.
First string:
First string:
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R.I.P. to the 2nd Best Hot Lips Houlihan from the 2nd Best production of MASH.
First string:
Your teen crush.
Did you post about her then?
Sally Clare Kellerman (June 2, 1937 February 24, 2022) was an American actress, singer, and author, best known for her role as Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan in Robert Altman's 1970 film MASH*. Her portrayal earned her an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress.
Early Life and Career
Born in Long Beach, California, to Edith (a piano teacher) and John Helm Kellerman (a Shell Oil executive), Sally was raised in Los Angeles. She attended Hollywood High School and later studied at Los Angeles City College. Opting to pursue acting, she trained under renowned acting coach Jeff Corey, alongside classmates like Jack Nicholson and Shirley Knight.
Kellerman's early career included appearances in television series such as The Outer Limits, Star Trek, and Bonanza. Her film debut was in Reform School Girl (1957), and she gained further recognition with roles in The Boston Strangler (1968) and Brewster McCloud (1970).
Career Highlights
MAS*H (1970): Kellerman's breakout role as Major Houlihan showcased her talent and versatility, earning her critical acclaim and an Academy Award nomination.
Collaborations with Robert Altman: Beyond MASH*, she worked with Altman on films like Brewster McCloud (1970), Welcome to L.A. (1976), The Player (1992), and Prt--Porter (1994).
Television and Film Roles: Kellerman appeared in various TV shows and films throughout her career, including Back to School (1986) and The Young and the Restless (2014).
Music and Writing
An accomplished singer, Kellerman released her first album, Roll with the Feelin', in 1972. She followed up with Sally in 2009, showcasing her jazz and blues influences. In 2013, she published her memoir, Read My Lips: Stories of a Hollywood Life, offering insights into her personal and professional experiences.
Personal Life and Legacy
Kellerman was married to screenwriter Rick Edelstein from 1970 to 1975. She later married producer Jonathan D. Krane in 1980, with whom she had two children. Sally Kellerman passed away on February 24, 2022, in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles, due to heart failure at the age of 84. Her contributions to film, television, and music have left a lasting impact on the entertainment industry.
She was Rodney Dangerfield's interest in the classic Back to School:
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Jonathan Joss of Parks and Recreation and King of the Hill
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I wonder which way he went.
John A. Young - April, 1932 - May 25, 2025. First CEO of Hewlett Packard whose last name wasn't either Hewlett or Packard. Ran the company from 1978 - 1992, back when HP was a pretty cool place to work. He oversaw HP's change from an instrument company to a computer/printer company and growth from $1.3B to $16B.
My first job after B-school was at the HP Corporate Offices (never referred to as Corporate Headquarters because it was the divisions that generated the profits) and I occasionally saw John in the sandwich bar line in the cafeteria like everyone else. HP used to have weekly corporate jet flights from SJ airport to Corvallis and Colorado. A co-worker and I were the only passengers flying back from Corvallis one time when they delayed take-off for a couple of late employees and Young got on the plane with the COO. After take-off, he introduced himself, asked what we were doing, and passed out the sodas and pretzels from the back mini-fridge.
I can't imagine his contemporaries like Jack Welch or current guys like Zuck or Musk doing that. People said Young was as hard-nosed as he needed to be, but didn't throw his weight around.
My first job after B-school was at the HP Corporate Offices (never referred to as Corporate Headquarters because it was the divisions that generated the profits) and I occasionally saw John in the sandwich bar line in the cafeteria like everyone else. HP used to have weekly corporate jet flights from SJ airport to Corvallis and Colorado. A co-worker and I were the only passengers flying back from Corvallis one time when they delayed take-off for a couple of late employees and Young got on the plane with the COO. After take-off, he introduced himself, asked what we were doing, and passed out the sodas and pretzels from the back mini-fridge.
I can't imagine his contemporaries like Jack Welch or current guys like Zuck or Musk doing that. People said Young was as hard-nosed as he needed to be, but didn't throw his weight around.
concordtom said:
I wonder which way he went.
I had to Do the Work to get your post. I had to earn my way into your knowledge club. Good post.
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I read elsewhere that Jim Marshall still holds the NFL record for most yards lost on a play when he ran a fumble 66 yards to the wrong end zone for a 49ers safety. As I recall the video of the play, one of the 49ers congratulated him in the end zone while Marshall was comprehending his mistake.bearister said:
I also read that years after his retirement, he and some friends were hunting (?) in the woods of Minnesota and got lost. To get through a cold night, they supposedly burned money to keep warm and stay alive, though I have my doubts that money would burn long enough to provide much warmth.
bearister said:concordtom said:
I wonder which way he went.
I had to Do the Work to get your post. I had to earn my way into your knowledge club. Good post.
Lol!!
Thank you.
I was about to post a general plea, "OMG, did NOBODY get my joke about Jim Marshall???"
I thought it would be obvious.
Such a famous play.
Vs 49ers (local)
And the Cal wrong way play before it (hyper local).
Let's give the play its full due (and note the Cal lowlight mid vid)
(Uhg, just click and watch in YouTube app)
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To get through a cold night, they supposedly burned money to keep warm and stay alive, though I have my doubts that money would burn long enough to provide much warmth.
Yeah, the only way I could imagine that would be true is if they used some bills as starter kindling.
If I was a Niner fan, I would have remembered the notorious play.
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If I was a Niner fan, I would have remembered the notorious play.
Screw Al Davis!!
Sadly, he's mere feet away from my beloved grandparents.
What they said about Al Davis:
"A man couldn't have a better friend or a worse enemy."
"A man couldn't have a better friend or a worse enemy."
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I stopped being a Raider fan once I got old enough to realize I was wasting my time due to Davis' terrible management
I was always a Steelers fan during the 70's.
Great rivalry!
Great rivalry!
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bearister said:
What they said about Al Davis:
"A man couldn't have a better friend or a worse enemy."
Well, when I was an elementary school boy and he moved my team to LA, he became disliked.
When he moved back and strong armed Oakland with the PSL (Personal Seat Licensing) guarantee deal that took money from city services, he became an enemy.
When his son moved the team to Las Vegas, once again dissing hometown fans hearts, he became the worst enemy.
F*** Al Davis !!!!
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