BearNIt said:
..What is it with the Falwells that they keep making the same mistakes? Someone should tell them to keep it in their pants or skirts.
I think on the day Jer and Becki stop by the Cashier's Office at Liberty University to pick up his $10,000,000 severance check that they should hold a press conference and deliver a modified version of the impassioned speech of one Francis Elroy Duffy in Hang'em High, right before he dropped through the gallows trap door (Becki will have to make fewer edits):
"You're now looking, for the last time, at the mortal body of Francis Elroy Duffy, born to John and Edna Duffy, good, God-fearing folk. Who raised me up to be a good man and a good Christian, and I was a good Christian, a good husband to my beloved wife, good father to my children, who I leave behind, hoping that they, and all you, will learn this here lesson which I leave you with. When you take the devil into your mouth, you're doomed! For he is lying there in wait for you inside that bottle of whiskey. Waiting for you to take him into your mouth. Waiting to get down into your guts where he can do his devil's work. Liquor is the most foul, evil thing in this here world. It destroyed good men like myself. It'll destroy you too. Beer is not much better - it's slower, cheaper. So take these words of advice. And remember, you heard them from a poor sinner, got no more cause to lie, 'cause he's going to meet his Maker. Now he's ready. Well that's all I've got to say."
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I got some friends inside